第005章:去火星接妈妈

heisemaibaheshiguoliangpaigaodawutongshuxiadeyinbi,yilukaijinfujiadazhai。

beiheiyelongzhaoxiadefujiabieshu,gengxianzhuangyanweie。

fusiaomaizhezhangtuigangcongwuwaijinlai,yiyankanjianfuzhengyuanzuozaiketingshafashang,limaodedaleshengzhaohu:“ba。”

fuzhengyuancanglaodedashouwozheguaizhanglongtou,lenghengyisheng,“ruguonizhendangwoshiniba,jiuganjinjizijizhaogelaopo,jixiaotangdouzhaogemahuilai!biedengwobiyandeshihou,nilianhunhaimeijie!”

sannianqian,fusiaobaozheyigeyingerhuijia,buchiyutouxiayikezhadan。

关键是,还母不详!

laoyeziqidechadianmeidongjiafa,zuihoukanzaixiaotangdoudefenshangraoleta。

tingzhelaoyezirifuyiridecuihun,fusiaopingjingcongrongdeyingfuzhe:“ninjiwojieshaodeqianzhaolisungejiaqianjin,wodoumeiyijian,qusheiduiwolaishuodouyiyang,buguoninzhidao,tangdouyidiandoubuxihuanneixieayi。”

laoyeziwozheguaizhangyongliqiaoleqiaodiban,qiji:“fusiaonibuyaoyiweiwokanbuchulai,nishizainatangdoudangjiekou!”

fusiaodanshouchaodou,liansedanmochenzhe:“ba,ruguomeiqitashiqing,woxianshangloukantangdoule。”

“你给我站住!”

laoyeziqishen,wozheguaizhangchenbuduoleguolai,“jiranxiaotangdoubuxihuanneixieayi,neini,jiubatadeqinshengmuqinzhaohuilai!shenmenanchanqushi,niyiweinizhennenghunongdelewo?!”

“zheigeyuenei,bixujiwozhaogeerxifuhuilai。”

fuzhengyuanwolewoguaizhanglongtou,lengshengdao:“fouze,nijiubiehuilaile。”

……

fusiaoshanglelou,tuikaijulizijiwoshizuijindeertongfang,nuanchengsededengguangxia,yigebainennenzhangxiangkeaijingzhidexiaonaiwazuozaichuangshang,xiaoshoulipengzheyibenhuahuashukanzhe,nanrenyandidebinghanhuakai,yangkaidiandiannuanyihechongni,“tangdou,haimeishui?”

xiaotangdouyitingjianbabadeshengyin,likediukaishoulidehuahuashu,zuanshibabahuaili。

xiaotangdouliezhebaibaidexiaoyachi,wanzhedayannaishengnaiqidewen:“baba,tangdouzaidengni。tangdoudouwutianmeijiandaobabale,babanibuxiangtangdouma?”

fusiaozainverbaibaidexiaoliandanshangqinlexia,wenroudeyashengkaikou:“babadangranxiangni,danshibabayaogongzuozhuanqianyangtangdoua,buranzenmejitangdoumailingshiheniunai?”

xiaojiahuoduzhefennennendexiaozuiba,zhouzhexiaomeitoudao:“tangdoukeyibuchifanfanbuchilingshibuhenainai,babanengbunengduopeipeitangdou,youzhiyuandexiaopenyoudouyoubabahemamapei,keshitangdoudoushiyeyesongshangxue,wobukaixin。”

fusiaobaozhenverzaichuangbianzuoxia,molemoxiaojiahuodexiaonaodai,“tangdoubuchifanfanbuhenainaizenmezhanggaogao,guai,babazhoumodaitangdouqudongwuyuanhaobuhao?”

xiaotangdouwuliuliudedayanmichengliangdaoxiaoxiaodeyueya,xiaoshoubeikaixindelouzhefusiaodebozi,“babanibuxulaipi!”

“ng,bababaozheng。”fusiaoshixiaozhe,molemonverroudududexiaogebo。

“si”xiaojiahuoshouyidou,fusiaoditouyikan,xiaoshoubeishangluchuyikuaixianyandehongseyuhen,meixinyining,wozhunverdexiaoshouwen:“sheiqifutangdoule?”

shuodaozheige,xiaojiahuofendududexiaozuiyibian,zuozaifusiaohuaili,bugaoxingdedao:“meitiandoushiyeyesongtangdouquyouzhiyuan,xiaopenyoudoumeijianguotangdoudebabamama,xiaohongshuotangdoupianren,tangdougenbenjiumeiyoubabamama!”

fusiaomeitouweisong,“suoyi,tangdougenxiaohongdajiale?”

xiaojiahuowangtahuailicengleceng,menmendewen:“baba,mamazhendezaihuoxingshangma?tangdoushenmeshihoucaikeyiquzhaomamaya?”

babashuo,huoxingtaitangtang,taxianzaihaitaixiao,dengtazhangdajiukeyiquhuoxingzhaomamale,keshitayaozhangduodaduogaocaikeyishanghuoxingya?

fusiaoheimouweishen,“tangdouzhendehenxiangyaomama?”

xiaotangdourenzhendediandiantou,xiaoshengyinzhinendedao:“jintianlaoshirangwomenhuababamama,wozhihualebaba,beilaoshipipingle,baba,niquhuoxingjiemamahuijiahaobuhao?”

fusiaoqiaozhenvershuiluludeyan,molebanshang,naohailimominghuaguomuxiaoyindeshuangyan,tacaifaxian,neigedashantadenvren,genxiaotangdoudeyanjingjingranyoujifenxiangsi。

fusiaoyixiangtengnver,taishoukanleyanshijian,jiangxiaotangdoubaodaochuangshanggaishangbeizi,yashengwenroudao:“buzaole,kuaishuijuejueba,mingzaobabasongniqushangxue。”

xiaotangdouruanruandexiaoshouzhuazhutadedashou,“baba,tangdoujiudangnidayinghuiquhuoxingjiemamahuilailee!”

fusiaofushen,zainverbaibaidexiaoetoushangqingwenlexia,“wanan,tangdou。”

xiaotangdouchaotatianxiaozhezhazhadayan,“babayeanan~”

……

fusiaozouchuertongfang,jizhulixukunbochuyitongdianhua。

“chayixiasannianqianneigenvren,daodishishei。”

neitoudexukunweiweiyizheng,sannianqian,weilebimianmafan,baomicuoshizuodexiangdanghao,kerujin,bosszenmehuixiangzhudongzhaoneigenvrenle?

“haodeboss,wolikejiuqucha。”