第6章
S大。
jiangwanxiaoshiyigeyue，zaicichuxianzaixiaoyuanli，jihushishunjianjiuchenglereyidejiaodian。
“tabushixiaoshilema？zenmeturanyouhuilaile？！”
bansuizhetuwujianruideshengyin，suoyourenqishuashuadikanxiangjiangwan。
younanshengluchuchimidebiaoqing，zhigougoudingzhejiangwandelian，“tashisheia？zhangdebixiaohuahaipiaoliang。”
“hainengshishei，genxiaohuaqiangnanpengyoudexiaosana，geyingsirenle！”
edudehuayu，zuanjinjiangwandeerduo，tingdejiangwanlengxiaobuyi。
mingmingshizhananchuguixiaohua，meixiangdaozaibierenyanli，taqueshichengleneigebuzhixiuchidexiaosan。
真讽刺。
meiyoulihuizhongrendelengyan，jiangwanjingzhizoujinjiaoshi。
yinweishidajiaoshi，jigebanyiqishangyingyuke，suoyihenbuxing，jiangwanzhenghaozaijiaoshilizhuangjianlexiaohuaxiaomei。
“zhenggongyudaoxiaosan，zheixiayouhaoxikanle。”
“nimenshuo，xiaohuahuibuhuizhijieshousixiaosana？”
tongxuemenxiangdalejixueside，liangyanfangguang。
jiangwanquefangfoshimeiyoutingjian，mubuxieshidezouxiangguimi。
dajiaoshidezuoweishichengpaide，guimiyaolalaideyechi，jiuzhizhandaolejiaoluodeweizhi。
jiangwanyaoqutapangbian，shibiyaojingguoqianmianhaojigezuowei，rangqianmianjigezuoweidexueshengzhanqilairangdao。
danxiaomeiyixingren，buzhidaoyouyihaishiwuyi，jiuzuozaijiangwandebijinglushang。
真的就是冤家路窄。
“doulengzheganshenme？haogoubudangdao，kuaijiwoqilairangrang！”
yaolakanxiaomeitamenwensibudong，xinliqibuguo，zhijiedabuzouguolai，pailepaixiaomeimianqiandezhuozi。
yipangxiaomeidesheyoubuganshiruo，yepaianerqi，“niganshenmeni？yigexiaosanyoushenmehaorangde？”
jiangwanweixiandimiqiyan，haimeilaidejishuohua，jiujianyaolaqingmiedisaoleyiyanxiaomei，fengcidao：“shia，chazubierenganqingdexiaosan，jiushi**！”
xiaomeihunshenyizhan，yanshenshanguoyisihuangluan。
guoranxiayimiao，yaolajiuzhizhexiaomei，yongsuoyourendounengtingdaodeyinliangdashengyaohe：“nimenjixumaxiaosan，chenzheigexiaosanhaizai，ganjinjiwomagegou！”
xiaomeiqidelianhongbozicu。
“yaola，nibuyaoxuekoupenren！”
yaolalengheng，henqiaobuqixiaomei。
“zenme？ganzuobugandanga？zheimejidong，kanlainiyezhidaoxinxua？”
“ni！”xiaomeimiansetieqing。
这时，上课铃响起。
jiangwansaoleyiyan**hainianzaiyizishangdexiaomei，qiaolianweileng。
“起来，让一让。”
xiaomeishenqingnankan，queshishizhongjianchi：“wojiuburang！ninawozenmeyang？”
huoyaoweinongzhong，weiguanqunzhongdunshijiuxingfenqilaile。
“你！”
yaolatihaoyoudabaobuping，luqixiuzijiuxiangzouxiaomei。
kexiayimiao，jiangwanjiulazhuleta，shiyihaoyoubiechongdong。
“她干什么啊？”
“songleba？bijingshixiaosan，kendingbugangenxiaomeiduigang！”
shenbiandetongxueqieqiesiyu。
jiangwanqueshishenmehuadoumeishuo，zhishijuqishouji，bayinliangkaidaolezuida。
【jiangwan，woxihuanni，zuowonvpengyouba！】
【wogenxiaomeizhishipengyou！】
weixinjiemianlibofangde，quanshizhananlumingyangyiqianfajitadeyuyin。
jiangwancongrongdandingdishouhuishouji，“sheicaishidisanzhe，nimentingqingchule？”
xiaomeidangtoujiushiyigeqingtianpili。
tawanwanmeixiangdaojiangwanhuiliuzhelumingyangyiqianduitadebiaobaiyuyin，haidangzhongfanglechulai！
dunshi，suoyourendoushayanle。
“zhei......zheishilumingyang！”
“shilumingyanggenjiangwanbiaodebai？zenmekeneng？”
xiaomeihunshenfadou，naodaiwengweng，“mingyangxihuanderenshiwo！”
yaoladiqishizu，liangshouchayao，yinliangbitahaigao，“shima？neinidadianhuajilumingyang，kankansheicaishizhendexiaosan！”
“buyao！”xiaomeihuangle，jingkongdidajiao。
yaolaqueshitiaoletiaomei，diqigengjiachongzu，“zenme？bugana？”
xiaomeiyaoyaqiechi，buliyaola。
zhiqiangzuozhendingdezhuantoukanxiangjiangwan：“jiangwan，suanwoqiunile，nibuyaozaichanzhemingyangle，ruguonizhendexihuanta，neinijiufangguotahaobuhao？”
xiaomeizidaoziyanchanglechukuqingxi。
sheizhijiangwanyagenjiubujiexi，haidafangdibailebaishou。
“meishi，jirannibarenqiangzoule，neijiumafannibarenkanjinyidian，biezairangtalaichanzhewole。wo、xian、zang！”