第4章 老虎不发威,当我是病猫!(2872字)

王府。

yecaocongsheng,zhuwangmibu,menfeidakai。

“dianxia,ninshouweiqule!”xiaosesemeimouzhongshanguoleyimoshanghuai。

shenweidaqindechujun,xuanzonghuangdidedizhangzi,dianxiashenmeshihoubushichixiangde、helade?

rujinqueyaolunluozhici……

xuanlingdechunjiaofanqiyimokuxiao,guoranluonanfenghuangburujia!

buguo,meishenmehaoshanggande!

事在人为!

zheiyongwangfubuguoshinianjiushixiubale,hainanbudaota!

“xiaosese,jikechuanbenwangdeling,rangweiqinglvrenyizuikuaidesudu,jiangwangfushoushichulai!”talengshengdao。

“是。”

babaihuweidangjibaqileyuanneidezacao,qingsaozhuwang。

laiwangdexingrenfenfenzhuzu。

“这怎么回事啊?”

“tingshuoshiyongwangqianlaishangrenle,xinguanshangrensanbahuoma!”

“qi~qianjirenfanwangkeshidoumeinengzaiyangchenghuoguoqiri!jiusuanshitabawangfushoushichulaile,yeshijibierenzuojiayi!”

xiaoseseliumeiyizhou,“fangsi!yongwangdianxiamianqianqirongnimenhuyanluanyu?”

铮——

tayibachouchuleyaojiandebingren,weishezhongren。

sheizhizheibaixingfeidanbupa,fanerchaofenggengshen。

“youshenmehaoshenqide?buguojiushibeihuangshangbiandaocichulaidefeizi!jiusuanshizhendesizailecichu,kongpadouwurenguowen!”

“zouzouzou,womenjiudengzhekanyongwangdesiqinatiandaoba!”

xiaoseseqinglengdemeimouzhongbengshechulewujindenuhuo,dianxiajiusuanshifanlezaidadecuo,yelunbudaozheixierenluojingxiashi!

“你……”们找死!

zheihoubanjuhuahaiweishuochulai,xuanlingbianlazhuletadeshouwan,“rujindedangwuzhijishijiejueyangchengneixiepinmindeliangshiwenti,biehezheixierenyibanjianshile!”

“heng!”xiaosesemianselengjun,buqingbuyuandejiangjiancharuleqiao。

babaiduoren,zhenglilezuzuyigeshichen,caimianqiangjiangzheiwangfubianfeiweibao。

hongzhuanqingwajianhaiyinyueyoujifenhuihongzhiqipo。

“xiaosese,gainishangchangle。”xuanlingchunjiaogouqi,“qujiangbendidexiangshenmingdannalai。”

“是。”

piankehou,xiaosesechengshangleyizhangmingdan,“dianxia,bendidaxiaoguanyuan,jiashanggeweixiangshengongjisanshierren!”

xuanlingdandandesaoleyiyan,“ng,niqinziquqing,sheiruobulai,jiuyongnidejian!”

xiaosesesuibuzantongzheibancubaodezuofa,danjinjishike,yegubushangneimeduole,“shuxialingming!”

yangchengxunfuheyouzhilvxianshoudaolexiaosesedeyaoqing,talaoyanzhongshanguoleyimolengyi。

xiangbudaozheiyongwanghaizhidaolailerenjiadedipan,shixianyaohezheixieditoushedahaoguanxi!

zheiyangdongshidefanwang,tahaimeiyouyujianguo!

ruofeishichengxiangxialemingling,tahaizhenxiangliuxuanlingyiming……

可惜啊!

“hedaren,ninqushibuqu?”xiaoseselengshengwendao。

heyouzhihahayixiao,“qu!yongwangdianxiarucishengqing,benguanweihebuqu?”

tazhenghaoyejianshijianshizheiweichuanyanzhongdewankutaizi,daodiyouduowanlie!

“neiwobianhuiqufumingle!”

youleyangchengxunfudecanyu,gedaguanyuanhexiangshenyequanmeiyoujujue。

xuanlingrangweiqinghualesanbailiangyinzi,bailesanzhuofengshengdeyanxi。

“taizi,bixiajinindesuishenqiancaiyigongjiuyiqianliang,niyanqingzheixiedifangguanyuanjiuhuafeilesanfenzhiyi……”weiqingyouxierouteng。

xuanlingqingxiao,“shebudehaizitaobuzhulang,nikanzheba,bendianxianengyongzheisanbailiangbaiyin,huanhuijiqian、jiwanliang!neixiepinmindeshengjiwenti,henkuaijiunengdedaojiejuele!”

weiqingmeitoujinzhou,jiusuanshitaizidianxiazhendehuitameijianguodewugong,yebunengrucikouchukuangyanba?

babaishibingsuidoumeiyoumingshuo,danneimuguangzhongdeqingmieyijingtoululetamendexinsi,buxiedaolejizhi。

yucitongshi,menwaichuanlaileyizhenxuanxiao,yangchengdedaxiaoguanyuanheyoutouyouliandexiangshendoudaole!

xuanlingchumenxiangying,“ganxiegeweishanglian!”

众人纷纷落座。

wangzhezhuoshangfengshengdemeishijiayao,bianzhidaoxuanlingxialexueben。

zaizuodedoushirenjing,sheiyouhuibuzhidaoxuanlingshixiangrangtamenfangxue,jiujineixiezaimin?fenfenkuqiong。

“yongwangdianxia,ninkesuanshilaile,yejiuzhiyouninlaile,womencainengchidaozheimemeiweidejiayao!”xiangshenliuboandao。

“shia,yongwangdianxiakeyidingyaolvlingwodengguoshanghaorizia!”lingwaiyiweiwangxianzhifuhe。

xuanlingmuguangyichen,youqihuibuzhidaotamendeyanwaizhiyi?

kexi,tajinribixurangzheixierenfangxue!

fouze,sanrizhiyuewufawancheng,tayezhinengsangmingyuci!

taduanqilejiubei,jingxiangleheyouzhi,“hedaren,nishichaotingmingguan,yangchengbaixingdeqingkuang,nizuilejiebuguole,bendianxiajinrizhisuoyizhaojigewei,shixiwangwomennenggoutongxinxieli,weiwanqianpinminmouyitiaoshenglu!”

heyouzhilianlianbaishou,“dianxiajingdezheibeijiu,xiaguankebuganhe!xiaguancaishuxueqian,zheimeduoniandouwufagaibianyangchengdexianzhuang,xianzaigengshiliangshoukongkong,wufaweidianxiahewanminjieyou……”

草!

laozidouhaimeiyoukaishimujuanni,zheixiewangbadanjiukaishituituole!

daqinkezhenshiyangleyiqunbulibaixingsihuode“haoguan”a!

xuanlingshenseyilin,“jirancaishuxueqian,hedarenweihebuxiangfuhuangshangzou,ciquxunfuyizhi?pingbaidezhanzhemaokengbulashi,haideepiaobiandi,baixingkunku,nijuxinhezai?”

轰!

zaizuozhongrenjieshiruzaoleiji。

他怎么敢?

sheibuzhidaoyangchengdouzhangwozaixunfudarendeshouzhong?

yongwangjingranganwenzuixunfu?zheibushihuotuotuodezhaosima?

kanlai,zheiweiyongwangdianxia,yehuobulejitianle……

heyouzhimozheshanyangyibandehuxu,dandandepielexuanlingyiyan,“yongwangdianxiachulaizhadao,henduoshiqingdoubuqingchu,qiejiusuanshibenguanzhendeyouzui,yegaishibixialaiwenzui!lunbudaoyongwangdianxianin!”

“faner,yongwangdianxiazaizheilideyijuyidong,doushibenguanbinggaobixiade!”

tashenqingjuao,jiulianzixuqingyibufanudexiaoseseyebuyoudenuhuohengsheng。

这分明是挑衅!

babaihuweifenfenwojinleyaojiandejian,rujinyongwangdeyanmianjiushitamendeyanmian!

yirongjurong,yisunjusun!

xuanlingquebushenzaiyi,“hedarenzheishizaiweixiebendianxia?”

“benguanbugan!”heyouzhisuizuishangshuozhebugan,kequeshiyifuninengnaiwohedebiaoqing。

“hehe。”xuanlingzhanleqishen,yishoukouzhuletadejianbang,“kebendianxiajinrishiyaoxiepozhuweizuoyijianshiqingle!”

“zhuweidoushizheiliyoutouyoulianderenwu,gengyoushenzheshibaixingdefumuguan,weilebaixing,erdengbixujinxingmujuan!fouze,yigeyebunenglikai!”

tamianseyanjun,shengyingengshiburongkangju。

众人纷纷蹙眉。

“zheishihedaoli?jiusuanshiwomenshaoweifuyouleyixie,yequanshikaozijinulidelaide!pingshenmejineixiepinmin?”

“xunfudaren,zheifenmingshiqiaozhaa!nindeweiwomenzuozhu!”

heyouzhixianranyemeiyouxiangdaoxuanlingjingranhuilaiyingde,tamouziyimi,“dianxianandaojiubupabenguanshangzoubixia?jianjuni?”

“tiangaohuangdiyuan,dengnidexiaoxichuandaole,bendianxiayejieleranmeizhiji!”xuanlingchunjiaogouqi,“zaizheshuo,chilebendianxiadejiucai,nandaonimenjiubuyinggainadianyinzichulaima?”

liuboanyandiyipianchaofeng,“hao!womujuan。”

tacongxiukouzhongnachuleyiliangyinzi,rengzailezhuozishang,“yongwangdianxia,wokeyizouleba?”

“haha!”qitarenfenfenhongxiao。

“wodengyegezichuyiliangbaiyin,lvejinmianbozhili!”

妈的!

kanzheiqunjiahuo,meijigebuchidenaofeiduyuan,juanyiliangbaiyin?zheishizaitiaozhantadedixian?

laohubufawei,haizhenbayeyewodangbingmaole!

xuanlingyandibengshechuwujindelengmang,“meirenzuidiliangqianliangbaiyin!”

cihuayichu,shunjianjiuyinqilegegeguanyuanhexiangshendebuman。

“taizishixiangqianxiangfengleba?”

“chaotingdoubuchuqian,pingshenmeyaowomenchuqian?”

“简直就是荒谬!”

qizhongyirennuershuaibei,“buzoujiubuzou!neijiulaoyongwangdianxiaguanwomenyirisancanle!”

其余人纷纷效仿。

pilipaladeshuaibeizishengxianggebuting,shenzhiyoujigelumangdezhijiexianfanlezhuozi。

heyouzhiyandiyipianyinxian,yongwangdejice,zhudingyichangkong!

xiaosese、weiqingdengrenzeshimanliandanyou,zheixiawanle!

dianxiabuguangmeiyoumujuandaoyinzi,hailuorenkoushi,dezuileyangchengxunfu……

ruoshimeiyoushenmeyiwai,dianxiadinghuibeijianju……jieshi,yongwangzhiweibubao,xingmingkanyoua!

然。

xuanlingyilianyundanfengqingdepaiqileshouzhang。

啪啪啪!

“gongxigeweixitikantoudalibao!”

zhongrenfenfenchayi,yongwangbuhuishifengleba?

heyouzhimeimaozhouqi,“dianxiazheishiheyi?”

“nimenshuaisuide,kedoushiyucizhiwu!”xuanlingmeimaoyiyang,piezheheyouzhi,“xunfudaren,niruchaoweiguanduonian,daoshihezhuweishuoshuo,zahuiyucizhiwu……gaidanghezui?”

heyouzhidelianseshunjianbiandeshifennankan,liangmoshanyanghugengshiqideyizhanyizhande。

yongwangzenmenengjiangyucizhiwudailaiyangcheng……

zahuiyucizhiwu,keshisizuia!

tashuangmufenran,yaoyayulie!