第1章
李家。
大堂。
“畜生！”
“nijimuhaihuaizheyuna，nizenganzuochucidengqinshouzhiju！”
jiazhuliaofachuyishengnuhe，dianzhizhetangshangdelipingan，shouzhibutingdizhandou。
tashizaiqibuguo，zhijieyibazhangshanzailipinganlianshang，balipinganshanfeizaidi。
lipinganjiannanpaqi，zhangkaimanshixuedezuishuodao：“fuqin，ruguowoshuo，zheishiwomeizuo，nixinma？”
“还敢狡辩！”
李敖脸色铁青。
“zheitiao**，shibushinide！zheijianyifu，shibushinide！zheishuangxuezi，shibushinide！”
“zheixiedongxi，doushicongnijimufangjiansouchulaide，erniguangliuliuditangzaitadechuangshang，mingbaizhedeshiqing，nidanglaozishishade，xinni！”
tafennudirengxiabaizaianzhuoshangdeyijianjianyiwu，diudaolipinganmianqian。
这个孽畜！
lvrenlvdaozijilaozitoushang！
真是气煞人也！
lipinganwangzhedishangzheixiesuoweide“zhengju”，yiliandekuse。
zuowan，tabeijimuqinyunfangjiaodaotadefangjian，shuoshihetashangliangyixiataqianwangyanyangxueyuanbaodaodeshiqing。
jieguodaoleqinyunfangdefangjianhou，tagangzuoxia，jiuwendaoleyiguqiguaidexiangqi，jiezhe，tajiuhunmileguoqu。
dengtaxinglaideshihou，tajiu**ditangzailejimuchuangshang，qinyunfangzeshizuozaichuangtou，wuzhebeiziweiqudechouqi。
haoqiaobuqiao，benlaiyizhizaibianhuangzhanchangzhengzhandeliao，buzhiweihetufafanhuilejiazhong，zhenghaobeitazhuangshang，ranhoutajiubeizhuajianzaichuangle。
qinyunfangmashanggenliaokusu，shuolipinganqiangxingdianwuleta。
qinyunfangnianjibuda，queshengdemeiyandongren，fengyunyoucun，shendeliaodehuanxin，tebiexintadehua。
yushi，jiuyoulezheiyichu。
“laoye，wobuhuole！”
“woyihouhaizenmejianrena，wuwu......”
cishi，neiweifengyunyoucundeqinyunfangxianggeyouwubanzuozaipangbian，nazhesijuanmoyanlei，yifuyaosiyaohuodeyangzi。
tadehuajiuxianghuoxingyiban，dianranleliaoxiongtangdehuoyaotong。
liaoxiongtangjulieqifu，duizhelipingannuhedao：“shuo！nihaixiangzenmejiaobian！”
lipingankuxiao，dao：“erzidehuanidoubuxin，wohaiyoushenmehaoshuode。”
“孽畜，孽畜！”
“你简直禽兽！”
“laozimeinizheiyangdeerzi！”
liaodanu，dianzhilipingandebizi，“nimuqinqushihou，nijianzhiyuelaiyuebushidongxi，chengriguangqingloubushuo，lianshangyanyangxueyuan，douxuyaolaozidadian，xianzaihaibashoushendaonijimushenshang......nijianzhi，jianzhiminmierenxing，nijiushiwolijiazhichi！”
tingdaozheihua，lipinganxinlideweiquyebaofale，“nihaiyouliantimuqin？”
“ruobushinizhiyiyaoquzheiqin**，muqinzenmekenenghuibeiniqisi！zhiqiantajiujiazhuangkelian，wumiemuqin，ernibufenqinghongzaobai，zhihuioudamuqin！ruofeinidexingwei，muqingenbenbuhuisi！muqin，shibeinihaiside！nijiushisharenxiongshou！”
“taxianzai，haikoukoushengshengwumiewodianwuta，nihaishibufenqinghongzaobai，younizheiyangdedie，caishiwodebuxing！”
“yeshi！shiwochunle，youzheigewairenzai，wohebihaidaizaizheigejia！muqinsile，yuwoeryan，jiazaojiusanle！”
“ni，ni，ni......”
liaoqidehunshenfadou，“nigehunzhangdongxi，sibuhuigai！daoxianzai，nihaibuzhidaonicuonalema！”
lipinganlengxiaodao：“wodangranzhidaowocuona，wocuojiucuozai，toucuoletai，chengweinizheilaowangbadeerzi！”
“ni…nigeqinshouburudedongxi！”
liaonubukee，yijiaotizailelipingandefushang，jianglipingantifeilechuqu。
lipingangunluozaidi，zuishangquefachuchaonongdexiaosheng，“hahaha，dui，wodequeqinshouburu！ruofeizuowanwohunleguoqu，fouzewofeidejiangneiqin**shalebuke！”
“你！你！你！”
李敖险些被气死。
逆子！
真是逆子！
“wuwuwu......”
“laoye，wozhendemeilianhuole。”
“nirangwoliantongfulidehaizi，yitouzhuangsisuanle！wodemingshengquanhuileya！”
qinyunfangkukutiti，shuodewubiweiqu，henbudeyitouzhuangsi。
“娘子！”
“别冲动！”
“保住孩子要紧！”
liaolianmangguoqufuzhuqinyunfang，roushengdianwei。
“laoye，pinganzheibanderen，woshizaihaopa，shizaibugangentazhuzaitongyigewuyanxiaa。”qinyunfangkuzheshuodao，“tayaoshizaijiali，wojiuzou！”
liaochenshengdao：“fangxin！wohuichulihaozheijianshi！nijiuanxinzaijiayangtai，jiwoshengyigebaibaipangpangdexiaozi！”
wendingqinyunfangdeqingxuhou，liaozhuanshenmianxianglipingan，chenshengdao：“lipingan，nisuishiwoer，dannifanxiadeguocuo，shizaizuiburongshu！kanzaixuemaidefenshang，woraonibusi！danshi，sizuikemianhuozuinantao，wobixujiangnidantianfeidiao，cishengbuyunxunizaitarulifubanbu！congci，niyebuzaishiwoliaozhizi！”
“hahaha......”
“李敖！”
“nijiushixiabanshensikaodechunhuo！”
zheishihou，lipinganyebuzaijiangliaodangdiele，madeyehennanting。
“孽畜！”
“给我去死！”
liaochongdaolipinganmianqian，yijiaotizailipingandantianshang，jianglipingandedantiantisui，renyetichulecitang，xiangtiaosigouyibandieluozaidi。
“lairen，jiangzheinizi，tuochulifu！”
大喝声从祠堂传来。
lianggehuweilijicongbuyuanchupaoguolai，jiaqilipingan，sigouyibantuochulelifu。
“hahaha，laodongxi，xiwangneiqin**duzilidehaizishinide！”
“nigujiyongyuanyexiangbudao，nibuzaijiaderizi，tadouganleshenme！”
lipingandiankuangdeshengyincongyuanchuchuanlai。
citanglideliaotingdemiansetieqing，qinyunfangweiqudao：“laoye，tawumiewo！”
“wozhidao，wozhidao......”
“nishishenmeyangderen，woxinlizuiqingchu......”
“dangchujiannidediyimian，wojiumingbai，nijiushiwodebaiyueguang......”
liaobaozhekugebutingdeqinyunfang，qingshenganwei。
lipinganbeidiuchulifuhou，renzhefubudejutong，padaoleyizuofeiqidecaomiao，kaozheqiangbizuozaibinglengdedishang。
tagandaozijixuruojile。
liaoneiyijiao，suimeiyouyaotademing，danquebujinfeiletadedantian，hairangtabanshengbusi，padaocaomiao，yishijinletazuidadenuli。
jiexialai，tayiwufazixinghuodong。
ruowurenzhaoliao，zhipahuicansiyuci。
“haha......”
lipinganfachuliangshengcanxiao，mimengzhongfangfojiandaolemuqindeshenying。
“muqin，wolaizhaonile......”
shuowanzheijuhua，tajiuyunleguoqu，bushengrenshi。
zaitayunguoqushi，taxiongkouyimeitamuqinliujitadediaozhui，zhanranletaliuchudexianxue，huranfachuyidaomenglongguangmang。