kanzhezhibojianlihechengzimeilaiyanqudelinxiaorou，liyunjinjinzuanzhequantou。
erbianshitongxuemendehongxiao：“linxiaorougoukaifangdea，pingshizenmemeifaxian？”
“tahaibuzhidaozijibeizhiboleba？”
“chengzizhenyoushouduan，juranbashoushendaowomenbanshangle。”
“wanle，zheixiabanhuayaobeizhugongle。”
“……”
liyunyaoleyaoya，zhuanshenhuidaozijidezuoweishang，nachushouji，tajilinxiaoroufaletiaoxiaoxi。
“你现在在哪？”
zhibojianli，linxiaoroudeshoujimashangxiangle。
“chengzige，wohuigexiaoxiha。”tajiaoshengduichengzishuo。
piankezhihou，xiaoxihuifuguolaile。
“woshentibushufu，zaijiashuijue。”
kandaozheitiaoxiaoxi，liyundezuijiaoluchuyimolengxiao。
guoranyueshipiaoliangdenvshengyuehuipianren，saqihuanglaidoubuyongdacaogao。
“gongxini，nishangdianshile。”takuaisudehuifudao。
zheiyike，dangchuneigehetaxuxiayueding，shuohaoyiqishuangpaidepiaoliangbanhua，zaiyebushiliyunxinzhongdeguang。
tazhishigemankouhuangyandepianzi。
shoudaoliyundeduanxin，linxiaorouchayidefalaiyichuanwenhao，liyunquebuzaijieshi，momodeshouqileshouji。
zhibojianli，linxiaoroujianjianchajuedaolebuduijing，jinzhangdewenchengzi：“chengzige，womenjianmiandeshiqing，nigaibuhuizhibochuquleba？”
chengzilianmangyanshideyixiao，louzhelinxiaoroudejianbangshuo：“dangranbuhui，zheishiwomendeyinsi，wozenmehuizhibochuquni？”
shuowan，tanaqiyibeipijiudiguoqu，xiaohehedeshuo：“laibaxiaorou，biekeqi，jiudangzheilishizijijia……”
kandaozheiyimu，tongxuemendoushifenxianmu。
“chengzizhenshiyanfubuqiana，banhuajingrandoubeitagonglvele。”
“wangzherongyaodadehaojiushiniu，taohuayunbuduan。”
“woyaoshiyouchengzideshuiping，woyenengzhuidaobanhua。”
tingdaozheixiehua，liyunxinlishanguoyimoyihan。
linxiaoroudequeshuoguo，tajiuxihuanwangzherongyaodadehaodenansheng，ruguozaodiandaizhetashuangpai，xianzaidelinxiaorou，shibushijiubuhuichuxianzaichengzidechuzuwuli？
zaikanzhezhibojianli，manlianweisuodechengzi，liyunzuanjinquantou，chenshengshuodao：“chengziyousuanshenme？tanengzuodaodewoyiyangnengzuodao。”
zheihuayichukou，banshangtongxueqishuashuatoulaibishidemuguang：“zuiqiangwangzheyoulaile？”
“woshangwoyexing？shibushi？meiguanxi，dajiadouyouzheizhongcuojue。”
“liyun，nijiubiechuile，wodoutinigandaoganga。”
“jiushide，renjiachengzidianfengsaiquanguoqian50，sangeguobiaozaishou，zhengzaichongdisigeyunyingguobiao，niyoushenmezigehetabi？”
“nijichengzigetixiedoubupei！”
liyunyebushengqi，ershilengjingdeshuo：“huawoliaozaizhei，jiwoyigeyuedeshijian，wobaozhengdianfengsaipaimingbichengzigao，guobiaobitaduo，zhiyuyunyingdezhanli，wozhishaochaotayiqian。”
mianduiliyunlixiademubiao，meirenfangzaixinshang，zaitamenkanlai，liyungenbenjiushigeniupidawang。
“你就吹吧。”
“shangfenquankaozuishiba？”
“wokanshilinxiaoroubeibiedenanrengonglvele，liyunshou**jingshenshichang，kaishishuohuhuale。”
“liyunzhencana，gujishijidufengle。”
shuowandajiajixuquweiguanchengziliaobanhualinxiaorouqule。
erjiuzaizheishi，jiaoshimenkouturanchuxianleyidaoqianying。
neishiyigechuanzhejkzhifu，zhazhemawei，shencaigaotiaodenvsheng。
zheinvshengliandanjingzhi，pifubaixi，xiangmaoshenzhibibanhualinxiaorouhaiyaopiaoliangbushao，youqishiyishuangdazhangtui，chongmanyizhonggaobukepandeyujieqizhi。
tachazhexianxidexiaomanyaowangmenkouyizhan，kesouyisheng，dashengdewendao：“nimentongxun3bandemengdongxuni？jiwogunchulai！”
meinvyishenghou，quanbandousandou。
3bansuoyourendouheleyitiao，muguangwangmenkousaoqu。
jinjiezhejiushiyizhenjijizhazhadeyilunsheng：“zheibushichuanmeixueyuandechenxima？”
“大美女陈曦？”
“chuanmeixueyuandeyuanhua？”
“hezhishiyuanhua？zheikeshixiaohuajibiede，zenmepaozanbanlaile？”
“haoxiangyaozhao……mengdongxu？”
zheigeshihou，yigeyouheiyoushoudenanshengcongrenqunlizhanlechulai，tajiushimengdongxu。
kanzhezhanzaimenkoulaishixiongxiongdedameinv，mengdongxujianxixiyixiao，shuo：“yo？zheibushichuanmeixueyuandechendameinvma？shenmefengbaninchuilaile？”
chenxifanlegebaiyan，lenghengyisheng，shuo：“shaojiwomingzhiguwen，nishuowoweishenmelaizhaoni？nishuonishiwangzherongyaodashen，nengbangrendailian，yikexing5kuai，wojiubawodezhanghaojileni，jieguozuotianwohaishixingyaoyi，xianzaifandaochengxingyaoerle！yikexingmeishangbushuo，haidiaolesikexing！nizenmepeiwo？shuo！”
shuodaozheili，meishaonvqideyizhangjuemeideliandanshangfanqihongyun，kazilandayanjinghushanhushan。
buliaomengdongxutingwanquesonglesongjian，shuo：“heihei，meinvnibieshengqi，wobangnidailiandeshihoudequeshuoshiyikexingwukuaiqian，danwomeishuoshishangyikexinghaishidiaoyikexingya……”
chenxitinglexiangmaren，shijieshangjuranhaiyouzheizhongwuliangshangjia？
“mengdongxunijiwoguolai，kanwojintianbudasinide！”
dameinvqidezhiduojiao，maikaizhangtuijiuchongjinlaizhuamengdongxu，mengdongxuyishimeifanyingguolai，beidameinvzhuazhuyiling，ganjinqiurao：“gunainaiwocuole，wotuiqianxingbuxing？”
“qianyoupiyong！gunainaichaneijigeqianma？woyaowodexingxing！bawodexingxinghaijiwo！”chenxiqigugudeshuo。
yankanzhemeinvxiaohualinzhefenquandangchangfabiao，yaobamengdongxujidachengguobaodaxiongmao。
mengdongxuyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan，turanlingjiyidong，zhizhebuyuanchudeliyunshuo：“gunainai，wojinijieshaoyigewangzherongyaodashenba！tayousigeguobiao，zichengbizhiyezhubochengzihainiupi！niquzhaota，tanengjinishangxing！”
chenxiyiting，niuguotoukanzheliyun，wendao：“nizhendeshisiguobiaodashen？”
liyunpingjingdediandiantou，chengrendao：“meicuo。”
3bantongxuequeshiyizhenhongxiao：“hahaha……”
“吹牛皮吧。”
“meinvbiexinta，tajiushigepianzi！”
“tashizuiqiangwangzhe，zhenzhengshiligujiyejiushigeyonghengzuanshi！”
chenxiquebuguan，taxianzaizhixiangyaohuizijidiaodexingxing。
“ninengjiwobaxingxingdahuilai？”
liyunbiaoqingqingsong：“buguangdahuilai，wonengyiwanshangdashangwangzhe。”
“neihao！”dameinvdiandiantou，zhongyusongkailemengdongxudeyiling，maizhezhangtuizoudaoliyunzheibian，taochuzijideshouji，diguoqushuo，“neinixianzaijiwoda，yebuyongdashangwangzhe，zhiyaodahuiwodiaodesikexingxing，wojiufangguomengdongxuzheipianzi！”
liyunkanzhedameinvshoushangzheibutaozhefensishoujiqiaodeshouji，meijizhedaying，ershixiaozheshuo：“bangnishangfenkeyi，danwonengdedaoshenmehaochuni？”