zhishinvhaihaokuaizailukouguailewan，jijinlerenhaili。renfanyikuaibugenshanglai，haishibujianlezongying。
dipeimeinvjinsuiqihou，wentazenmele，zhijianrenfanyixiaozheshuomeishibianzouhuixuyuanchi，wangchilitouleliangmeiyingbi。dipeimeinvshunjianliangleshuangyan，jiezheduirenfanyigengjiatitiewenrou……
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xinnianyishi，jichanglimangmangliuliudeluren，yijiajiaqifeiluojiangdefeiji，xiangjileshijianxingzouzairenjiandebufa，laiqucongcong。
renfanyigangluodi，taniangqinfengyingdejicallyoulaile，renfanyixiguanxingzhoulexiameianlejieting。
“erzinihuilaimei，zenmezheimechicaijie？”
“妈，您说。”
“nijinwanhuijiachifan，zaimangyetuile，nibadelaopengyouquanjialaijializuoke。”
“zheiciduifangyoushidaizhesheilai？nverzhinvwaishengnvhaishilinjudenver？”
“nver，tingshuogangchuguoliuxuehuilai，xuebaxiaomeinv。”
renfanyihetamadoumoqichenmoleyihuier，xinzhidumingzheimudeshiweihe。
renfanyitanlekouqishuo，“ma。yihouzheileixiangqinjiusuanleba！nijiubengcaoxinle。”
“ninengdaigenvrenhuilaiwojiubucaoxin，daibulejiubiefeihua，jinwanganjinhui。”
“我不是三陪。”
“chouxiaozixiashuoshenme，nixiaoshihoulaoxiahaizhidaoguonigongke，gengyinggaihuilaihaohaozhaodaitamenyijia。”
neitoumoleyihuier，“sheijia？xiashushujia？”
“duiya，hainengyoujigelaoxia。nijieyijiadouhuilaile，niyeganjin。lingwai，woyekuaishengrile！”
“bushigangguowanma？neininxiangyaoshenmeliwu，worangliukezhunbei。”
“我要儿媳妇。”
……
yichujichanggangzuojinsijijiejideche，dianhuayouxiangle。renfanyiqiaoleyiyan，kuaixiangdaoweishengdeshihoucaimanyouyoujieledao“shuo！”
“renzong，huilemei。chulaijuju，xiongdimendouzaidengni，youhaojiusihou。”
“buqu，woyaohuijiaxiangqin！”
“xiangqin？……”duifanggandaoqiansuoweiyoudejingya“nimeishiba？nishenmeshihouting**huale，nacibushijujuele。”
“突然想有个家。”
“操！”
dianhuaxiangqiyizhendudumangyin……
zhaoqiaoshenghaimeishuowanjiubeiguale，malejuchoubuyaoliandelaonanren……
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xiayouxingkuanianyeqianjiuhuileguo，zhaileliangtiandaoshicha。jintianyizaojiutingdaotamayaodaitaqulaopengyoujiajucan，kuaduifangerziyouxiu，chengjilede，tazhijuedeerbianwengwengzuoxiang！
tazaojiugengaozhongguimifangqingyuehaochuquguangjiechifan，gentamashuoleyisheng，jiuzhuaqibaobaocongmangchumen。linxiaomeikantajimangmangdeyangzi，buyoulaotaoju，“paoshenmepao，buxiangqujiubuqubei。”
zuijinzaijiaxiuyangdexiababayibiankancaijingpindaoyibianshuo：“nijiushaoguannianqingrenba。”
linxiaomeimiaoleyiyantashuo：“wozhishijuedelaorenjiazhigenzhidi，dangnianhaishitabangleni，caidiaolaibinchengdaxuerenjiao，taerzineimeyouxiu，guanjiandanshen，keyidanggepengyou。”
当个女婿更可以……
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yemuzhujianlongzhaolechengshi，cangqiongshangyipianxingxiyuelang，nihongdengchuanchuanlianlianshanshuozhe，yingdegangjinchengshigewaidemeihuoyouzhangyang。
xiayouxingdaolelouxia，jiukandaofangqingdechaopaojiutingzhelubiandengtale。tayibalakaichemenzuolejinqu，fangqingbayanqianzheigeqiaocuiderenercongtoudaojiaokanleyibian，shuo：“xiadazhuang，woyiweiniyaoyinaizhagenyiguo，meixiangdaobeilvchengyidaoguang。”
xiayouxingtingwan，likezuolegebiezuikuaikudeyangzi。fangqingjimangniezhutadebiezuishuodao：“ai，dazhu。zhananbieliuzhu，zaofenzaojietuo。”
zhijianxiayouxingbingmeiyaoshuoshenme，gaishuodezaojiuzaidianhualigentakusuguole。fangqingkanletayiyanshuo：“shilianeryi，youbushisangfu！jiejiedainiquhappy，jinwanbuzuibugui。”shuowanjiadaleyoumen，cheliyouzhayouhaideyinle，baxiayouxingdemenmenxinqingdiaodongleqilai。
maozujingerdepaochezaigaofengqidelumianshang，yezhinengshiyizhiwukenaihedewoniuzairudongzhe。kegangxianghuangechedaochangshichichengdeshihou，xiayouxingturandajiao，“a，xiaoxinhoumiandeche！”
zhitingjianyishengjichamengmengdixiangqilai……