直播间炸了。
wushuguanzhongbeizhaofengdeyanlungaodexintaizhalie，zheinimashishenmeniuma，cainengyongrucilizhiqizhuangdefangshihetamenyaoqian。
zheiheqiangjieyoushenmefenbie？
wushikuaiqianlimianyouniershikuaiqianyongjin，nitemehaiyaolianbuyao，wushikuaiqiandongxi，paoquchengben，nizhuanyiban？
要脸不要？
zheimebianyidedao，shuojushihua，zheitemezhiliangdeduochajing，renjiachangjiahaizhuanbuzhuanqian？
他们简直不敢想象。
zhibojianneidanmuyitiaojiezheyitiao。
naihe，zhaofengfeidanmeiyouweiju，fanerjixuyingnanershang。
“咋的？”
“nimenyiweihulianwangshangnengmaidaoshenmehaodongxi？”
“laozimingbaizhegaosuni，zheibacaidao，shiliuzi，xixishangmianbiaojiasishikuai，bilaozizheilishaoshikuai，moudongshangmiansishiwu，bilaozizheilishaowukuai。”
“laozijiuminggaosunimen，zheiduochulaideqian，jiushilaozideyongjin，buguangduochulaide，changjiahaidedaodawodian。”
“nengmingbaishenmeyisima？”
“yijuhua，zhiliangbuguan，yongjinlaman。”
“laozibuguannimengaoxingbugaoxing，fanzhengnimendouxihuanpolan，zainaerjianbushijian！”
“ganjinjilaozijian，likemashang，tingdaomeiyou！！！”
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zhaofengcifanhuasuohanxinxiliangjida，suoyourentingdemengbile。
tamenzenmedoumeixiangdaozhaofengzheimehuodechuqu，shenmedouganwangwaishuo。
wangshangjiahuoduo，zhubozhuanqianduo，zheijihushigongrende，erzhaofenghaishidiyigeganzaitamenmianqianhushuobadaode。
“hundan，taiqifurenle，zheitemebushipianrenma？”houmianjinlaideguanzhongzhongyurenbuzhule，dangchangkaikoutucao。
“xiguanjiuhaoleqianmiandedaxiongdi，zheiniantouwangshangkebushidaochudoushipianzima？”jingenzhe，houmianyoudanmukaikouanweizheshuodao。
“keshi，woshizaishoubulezhubozheimexiaozhangdeyangzi，taiqirenle！”zuixiankaikoudeguanzhongzaicifasheng。
zheiyixia，zhongrentongchoudikai。
qianzhedezheifanhuasuanshishuodaoletamenxinkanlile，tamenshihuogairendaomei，dansheirangrenjiayikouyigejiaren，nalixiangzheigehundanyiyang，baiminglejiushixiurutamen。
fangjianneideguanzhong，youyigesuanyige，cishicikeduiyuzhaofengkeweishiyaoyaqiechi，henbudechoujinbapi，kepianpianmeiyoutaihaodebanfazhengzhizhaofeng。
rucikanzhaofengbushuang，kepianpianyouganbudiaoqianzhedeganjue，momingrangtamengandaoshifennanshou。
然而下一秒。
yiweimingjiao“yixiuge”dewangyouhurankaikou，shunjianyinqizhibojianneiwushurendezhuyi。
yixiugeshuodao：“zhubohenxiangmaidaoshiba，zhiyaozhuboyuanyiceping，gaohuaiyibadao，womaiyibadao，wodeyaoqiushi，zhubobixuyongdaolaikandagutou，yizhidaocaidaochedibaofeicaixing！”
bansuizheyidaduanxingmudehuachuxian，zhibojianneiguanzhongshunjianyanjingfaliang，yigegedengdelaoda，yanranyifuxunzhaodaoxiwangdemoyang。
zuoweixinshidaidewangmin，shenchuzaizheiyangyigexinxidabaozhadeniandai，yuelijianzhibuyaotaiyuanbo。
jihushizai“yixiuge”huayingangluo，cifanhuadunshiyinqileyizhongguanzhongmenderepeng。
yishijian，zhibojianneishunjianbaozha。
“卧槽~~~”
“我去~~~”
“tainiule，wozenmemeixiangdaozheimehaodezhuyini！”
“suanwoyige，zhiyaozhubogaohuaiyibadao，womenjiuxiadanyiba，qiantishibuyunxujiezhurenhewailaigongju，zhinengtushou！”
“haiyouwo，yesuanwoyige。”
“nainaide，tabushishuowomenmaideshilajima，zheicilaozizhuanmenhuaqian，kanbierenwanlaji。”
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cifanhuashuowan，zhibojianneidanmuyuhanjianxishulexialai，suoyoupazaishoujipingmuqiandeguanzhongmen，tamenzuijiaoweixie，fenfenluchudechengdexiaorong。
anzhaotamendexiangfa，jibianzhaofengdecaidaozailaji，chengbenjinyoushikuaiqian，kezhongjiuhaishiyikuaitiepianbushi？
zhubogaohuaiyiba，tamenjiumaiyiba，tamenjiubuxiangxin，duifangnenggaohuaiyiba，shiba，nanbuchenghainenggaohuaibaibaqianba？
你不是想赚钱吗？
bushijiaoguanzhongdayuanzhongma？
zheicikankandaodisheicaishidayuanzhong。
cishicike，zhibojianneideguanzhongkaishiwubiqidaizhaofengnenggoudayingxialai，yinweizhiyaozhaofengdaying，neijiexialaijianghuiyouyichangjingcaidehaoxidengdaizhetamen。
diannaoqian，kanzhefangjianlimianyitiaotiaoxiangtongdedanmuhuaguo，zhaofengmeimaobuzijuetiaoleyixia，zuijiaoluchulejiaoxiadeweixiao。
“想整人是吧！”
duiyuzhibojianzheibangguanzhongdexiangfa，takeweizaishuxibuguo，youqishiqianshi，fensizhengzhubodeanlijianzhishubushengshu。
jiuneigejiaoshenme“yixiuge”de，jihushizaiduifangyifayan，tajiuzhidaozaidashenmesuanpan。
xiangzhetengta，jianzhijiushizuomeng。
buguojiranshijizheibangfensimenshangke，shidangdexishenghaishiyoubiyaode，guqiejiuxiannayibadaolaiceshiyixia。
“xinga，jirangeweidayuanzhongxiangkan，neiwojiujiniceshiyixiashenmejiaozuolaji。”
“wogujiwoyaoshibushuoshiliuzi，nimendoubuzhidaozheimeyigepaizi。”
“buguoxianshuohao，gangcaishuoyaomaidaode，xianzaitiqianjiumai，erqiehaibunengtuikuan，wozhiboyoujilude，fouzewoshibukenengdayingnimende！”
zhaofengsuishoucongdishangjianqiyibadaolai，jibianshizheigeshihou，doubuwangtiaodouzhibojianlimiandeguanzhong。
erjiuzaitabahuashuowan，zhibojianneigongpingshangshunjianchuxianlexuduocuicutadehua。
“xingle，kuaidiandeba，zhentememoji。”
“jiunizheidexing，liangnizheibeiziyechibulesigecai，laozipaile，yicijiushishiba，yaoshinijintianfeibuleshiba，laozijiutuikuan！”
guanzhongmenyelandejijiaozhaofengmazijiyuanzhongdeshiqing，cishicikedetamen，xinzhongbiezheyigujing，jiushixiangyaokankanzheigezhubo，daihuiershigeshenmedexing。
jianciqingjing，zhaofengyexinzhichabuduole，zaijixuxiaqujiuyoudianguofenle。
dangxia，zaizhibojianneijibaimingde“yuanzhong”menmianqian，tasuishoutaochuleyikuaibanzhuan、yikuaimuban、yibaozhijin、haiyouyibagongbingchan。
tafenbiebayishangjiyangbaidezhengzhengqiqide，yigongguanzhongmenguanshang。
“好了！”
“现在准备测试！”
zhaofengxinmanyizudeshuodao。
ranertazheifanhuashuowan，querangzhibojianneidezhongrenmengdegouqiang。
shenmejiushenmezhunbeihaole？
rangnizhunbeidedagutouni，dagutoudoumeiyou，nitemenanaodaizuoceshi？
“zhubo，nigaibuhuishixiangwanlaiba，womennengmaijiunengtui，biexianggenwomenshuahuayang。”
zhibojianneihuranpiaoguozheiyangyitiaodanmu。