“leizige！buyao——！！！”
linxiaoxuheluopangzidejianjiaoshenghunhezaiyiqi，chongmanlejizhidejingkonghejuewang，zaixiaxiaojiaohudeketingliqilihuidang！
tamenyanzhengzhengkanzheleizineizhiyunhanzhekongbuliliang、bianbulaojiandedashou，rutongpushideyingzhua，meiyousihaotingdun，daizheyizhongbuxinxiedebiaohan，jingzhunerxunsudizhuaxiangleneigeganggangbadaobagetangchengkaotibangdeneicemenbashou！
shijianfangfoningguleqianfenzhiyimiao！
linxiaoxudenaozilishenzhishunjianshanguoleleizineizhicuzhuangdeshouzhangshunjianpikairouzhan、baiyanzhimao、youzhizizizuoxiangdekongbuhuamian！wanle！tabazijidejiumingenrenxiongdiji“xianji”le！tade“wenshou”dailaideeyun，zhongjiuyaotunshidiaozuizhongyaoderenma？！
luopangzigengshisisidibishangleyanjing，feipangdeshenquyinweijudadekongjuershaikangbandoudongzhe，burenzaikan！
yuxiangzhongpiroushaojiaodekepashengyinhecanlieaihaobingmeiyouxiangqi！
leizideshouzhangjiejieshishidi、yonglidi、yibazhuazhuleneigebingliangdejinshumenbashou！
动作没有丝毫异常！
linxiaoxulengzhule，yanjingdengdeliuyuan。
luopangzitoutouzhengkaiyizhiyan，kanzheyanqiandechangjing，xiaoyanjingyeshunjiandengyuanle，chongmanlenanyizhixin。
“ng？”leizibenrenyelengleyixia，xiayishidiwolewomenbashou。rushoushibingliangjianyingdejinshuchugan！meiyourenhezhuoredeganjue！bieshuotangshou，lianwenredousuanbushang！
“cao！”leizilianseyichen，mengdizhuanguotou，neishuanghumudaizhebeixinongdenuhuo，ehenhendidengxiangmenkoudairuomuji、gangganghaizaiguikulanghaodelinxiaoxuheluopangzi，shengruhongzhong：“nimenlianggesunzishuawo？！nalaozikaishuanshiba？a？！shenmemenbashoutangren？！zheitaniangdeshibingde！dongshouhaichabuduo！！”
zheizenmekeneng？！！linxiaoxuheluopangzisimuxiangdui，doucongduifangyanzhongkandaolechedidemengbihezhenjing！gangcaidaobagesixinliefeidecanjiaohaiyouzaierbian！menbashourelichuandaodeyuwenfangfohaicanliuzaikongqizhong！leizigangcaiyezaimenwaitingdaoledongjing！zenmedaotamojiubingle？！
danleizidenuhuoshishishizaizaide。tabuguangwole，shenzhihaiyonglidiningdong、yaohuanglejixianeimenbashou，fachuzhigademocasheng。neibingliangdejinshuchugan，zaimenkuangdeyinyingxiashenzhiyoudianhanyi。
“shuohua！yabale？！”leizikanzhedairuomujideliangren，gengjiaqibudayichulai，yibukuadaolinxiaoxumianqian，qiangdadeqishiyapoganshizu，“gangcaijiaodegenshazhuside，menbashoutangrenni？jieguoni？bing**！nimenliangzaigaoshenmeguibaxi？shibushidaobaneisunzijilenimenhaochurangnimenyanxi？！haishinimenzijiwanshenmepolandongxizhalexiangtuituozeren？！”
leizishuozhe，muguangruilidisaoshizhemandilangjie，youpieleyiyanbeipaibiandebaojingqi。taxianzaiyanzhonghuaiyilinxiaoxuheluopangzizaijialigaoshenmeweixianshiyanhuozheweijinpin，jieguowantuole，nongchubaozhahenongyan，hainonghuailebaojingqi！zhenghaobeidaobadumenqiaozha，jieguolinxiaoxuzheidaomeiguitangshangleziji（youshouhongtongtongde），youcheshenmemenbashoutangrendeguihualaihunongtaleizi！
“bushi！leizige！zhenbushi！”luopangzikandaoleizimeibeitangzhe，xianshisonglekouqi，jinjiezhexintoudedashitouyouxuanleqilai，jiqiedijieshi，“gangcai……gangcaidaobagepengdeshihou，shizhendetanga！womenqinyankanzhetazaimenwaitiaojiaode！haiyouxiaoxudeshou……”tazhizhelinxiaoxuyijiuhongzhongdeyoushou，“yeshipenglebashoucaitangshangde！jiu……jiuzaininlaideqianyiliangfenzhong！tangdetaaoaojiao！zhende！”
“shia！leizige！wokeyifashi！”linxiaoxuyefanyingguolai，lianmangshenchuzijihaicitongdeyoushouzhang，honghongdezhangxinzaidengguangxiahenxianyan，“womeipiannin！pangziyemeipiannin！gangcaizheimenbashougenshaohongdeluotieyiyang！woyebuzhidaoweishenme……xianzaituranjiubutangle……”tahoubanjushuodejiqixinxu，zijidoujuedexianggebiejiaodepianzi。
“turanjiubutangle？”leizichixiaoyisheng，lianshangxiemanle“nidangwosansuixiaohai？”debiaoqing。tayonglingyizhimeiwomenbashoudeshouzhi，daizhedianculudanyoukongzhizhelidaodidianledianlinxiaoxuhongzhongdezhangxin，“nizheishang，wokankan！”tashilianjiazi，duishoushangjiandeduo，yikanzheihongzhongdechengdu，queshishireyuanduanshijiantangzhuozaochengde！
“si……”linxiaoxuchitongdixilekouliangqi。
leizizixikanlekan，youmolemoneihongdefaliangdepifu，meitousuodegengshenle。shitangshangmeicuo！erqiezheichengdu，yaoshimenbashouzhenyouneimetang，tagangcaipengdeshihoujuebukenenghaowuganjue！jiusuanliangdezaikuai，canliuwenduyenengchajue！dantagangcairushoudeganjue，jiuxiangshimoyikuaidongzaibingxianglidetiekuai！
怪！真他娘的怪！
zaikankanluopangzilianshangdejiaohen，dishangzhaliedediannaolingjian……zheiwulichuchutouzhexiexing！
“pangzi，”leizimeizailihuihaizaishitujieshidelinxiaoxu，zhuanxiangluopangzi，yuqishaoweihuanlehuan，danyijiudaizheyansu，“nishuoshihua，jintiandaodizenmehuishi？shibushireleshenmebugairederen？nonglebugainongdedongxi？”tamuguangpiexiangneiduidiannaofeixu，“gaobianchenggaoyanjiuwanzale？shuolouzuilewobaonimen！biegenwozheiyanxuanyipian！”
luopangzikusangzhelian，tadaoshixiangshihuashishuolinxiaoxudexiemen，kezheihuashuochulaibigangcaimenbashouturanbianlianghailipu！tazhinengyingzhetoupijixuxiabian：“zhenmeiyoualeizige！jiushi……jiushidaomei！diannao……diannaodianyuanlaohuaduanluzhale！xiaoxuxiangguanbaojingqibuxiaoxinbatapaibianle！ranhou……ranhoudaobajiulaidaoluan……zheibashou……zheibashou……”pangzibianbuxiaqule，menbashoude“shilengshire”genbenmeifayuan！
就在这时——
“weng……wengwengweng……”
yizhendichenqueqingxideshoujizhendongsheng，turanzaianjingde、chongchizheyayiqifendexiaoketinglixiangleqilai！
shengyindelaiyuan……bushilinxiaoxudekoudai，yebushiluopangzide，yebushileizide！
ershi……neizhangbeilinxiaoxufangzaiketingweiyihaisuanwanhao、duimanpaomianwandexiaofangzhuoshangde、boruchanyidebaisemingpian！
fengqingya（suzongzhuli）jigetangjindezi，zaihunandedengguangxiasuizhewengwengdezhendong，ruoyinruoxian！
suoyourendemuguangshunjiandoubeizheituwudezhendongshengxiyinleguoqu！
linxiaoxudelianseshuadeyixiabiandecanbairuzhi！wanle！zhenshipashenmelaishenme！cuimingfulaile！neiwubaiwandejuezhaiwu！taxiayishidijiuyaochongguoqubaneixiangdongdemingpiananzhu！
leizidedongzuobitagengkuai！neibijingshianbaocongyezhedeminruibenneng！
leiziyigejianbujiukuadaoxiaofangzhuobian，dashouyishen，shandianbanchaoqileneizhangzhendongdebaisemingpian！dongzuoxingyunliushui！
mingpianhenbo，danzhendonggantongguoleizideshouzhiqingxidichuandi。shangmianzhiyouyigetangjinshoujihaomaheyigemingzi，jiandandeyouxieguaiyi。
fengqingya？suzongzhuli？leizizaibaigeshimopagundaduonian，duimouxieminghaobingbumosheng。kandaozheilianggemingzizuhe，tebieshi“suzong”lianggezi，tatongkongmengdiyisuo！
“yundianjituan……suxuedezhuli？”leizihuorantaitou，ruilidemuguangrutongtanzhaodengbanmengdishexianglinxiaoxu，daizheyizhonghuangrandawuhejidushenshidelimang，“linxiaoxu！nixiaozi……jintianpengdaodeche，shisuxuedeche？！”
linxiaoxushentiyijiang，gangxiangmaichudejiaobudingzaileyuandi，lianshangxuesejintun，zuichunduosuozheshuobuchuhua。
luopangziyewuzhulepanglian，wanle，chuanbangle！
kandaolinxiaoxuzheifujianleguidebiaoqing，leizishunjianjiumingbaile！nanguaizheixiaozicongyiyuanhuilaijiushihunluopohaikoukoushengshengwubaiwan！shisuxuedeche！zheijiushuodetongle！suxueneishishenmerenwu？tadezuojia，jiazhiqianwanqibu！diaokuaiqigujidougouputongrenpochan！genghekuang……beiyikuaijinshuzahuaiyinqinggai！
“cao！nixiaozixinga！”leizideshengyindaizhejifenpeifu，youdaizhejudadewunaihejiaozao，“tonglouzitongdaotianshangqule！suxue？！neinvrendechedouganza？！guaibudenigangcaikusangzhelianshuopeiwubaiwan！jiuzheihaishaole！”
leizibaneizhendongtingxiexialaidemingpianhenhenpaizaiyouninidexiaofangzhuoshang，fachupadeyishengxiang！taxianzaizongsuanshibazheiluanqibazaodexiansuochuanqilaiyitiaole！linxiaoxujintianjueduishidaolexuemei，gangzalesuxuedehaoche，beifutianjiazhaiwu，huilaiyouyudaodiannaobaozha、baojingqiguzhang、shoushangshoushang！xinqingdiedaogudi，jingshenhuanghu，suoyigangcaicaiyuwulunci、biaoxiandexianggejingshenbing！
shenmemenbashoutangren？bachengyeshizheixiaozijingshenjinzhang、yaliguodachanshengdecuojue！daobadecanjiaokenengshizaiyanxi？huozheyagenjiushizheixiaozidangshihemengletingchale？zhiyupangzilianshangdeshang，kenengjiushidiannaobaozhajianqidesuipianbuxiaoxincade！
leizishunjiannaobuleyigejidudaomeidanzaizhongzhongdajixiabinlinbengkuidehelijuben！duilinxiaoxudejingtihehuaiyisuiranmeiwanquanxiaochu，danzhishaobataneixie“menbashouhuibian”defenghuaguijiuyujingshenshou**houdehuyanluanyule。zheibixiangxinyigejinshumenbashounengzijishengwenyoushunjianlengquekaopuyiwanbei！
“ni……”leizikanzheyiliancanbai、shihunluopodelinxiaoxu，xiangmayouyoudianburen。tatanlekouqi，shengyinfanghuanlexie，daizheyizhonghentiebuchenggangdewunai，“qiandeshi……wubaiwan……shitianwenshuzi。danshiyijingchule，nizaibazijinongchengjingshenbingyepiyongmeiyou！suxueneibian……ai，nanban！danzongdexiangbanfa！tazhulizheidianhuakendingshiyaoqiande！duobudiao！”
tazhilezhizhuozishangneizhangfangfodaizheshenpanliliangdemingpian，yuqichenzhong：“zheitangshoudeshanyu，nizijixiangbanfajieba！laozi……jinlijinixiangxiangmenlu，zhaozhaoren……”
就在这时——
“嗡嗡嗡……”
zhuozishangneizhangbaisedemingpian，jingranyouwanqiangdizhendongleqilai！zhendezhuomianshangdepaomiantangshuidoudangqilelianyi！fangfodianhuaneitouderenjiduzhizhe，burongjujue！
cuizhaidianhua！diercidalaile！
linxiaoxukanzheneizhangzaicizhendongqilaide“cuimingfu”，ganjuexinzangdoubeirenzuanjinle！suxueneibianxianranshirenzhende！erqieshilikemashangyaojiejuedeyisi！genbenbujichuanxidejihui！
leiziyezhoujinlemei，xianranzheidianhuabitayuxiangdehaiyaojinpo。
“jie！！”leizishenxiyikouqi，duizhelinxiaoxudihoudao，“duobushibanfa！shisishihuo，tingtingrenjiazenmeshuo！”
linxiaoxukanzheneizhangwengwengzhendong、rutongsuomingyanwangtiebandemingpian，youkanlekanpangbianyilianyanjun、dengdaitamianduideleizi。judadekongjuhejuewangzaicijiangtatunmei。
wubaiwan！tanashenmejiezheigedianhua？！
nandaotahaiyaoqinkouduizheneiweilengxuewuqingdesuzongzhuli，batajintianzaoyudeyiqieliqidaomeishijianhepantuochu？baokuodiannaoyuandibaozha、baojingqipaichengjingshenbing、menbashoujianxiexingfafengzheizhongtianfangyetan？？
duifanghuixinma？！huibuhuigengrenweitashigefengzi？！bapeichangjinzhijiefanbei？！
tazhandouzhe，jiduhuanmanditaiqiyoushou，neizhigangcaibei“menbashou”tangshangde、xianzaihaiyinyinzuotongdeshou，zhijianrutongyouqianjunzhong，yicuncundiyixiangneizhangzaizhuoshangfengkuangzhendongdechunbaimingpian。
mingpianshangfengqingyasangezi，cikexiandewubiciyan。
tadezhijian，julineibinglengdezhipian，zhiyouhaoli。
他该接吗？
jieqilaidengdaitade，shiwuqingdefalvzhuitao？shibinglengdexianqipeichangtongzhi？haishi……
dianhuajietongdeyishunjian，taneishuangfangfobeizuzhoudeyoushou，huibuhui……
linxiaoxudehuxishunjiantingzhi！yigekongbude、wanquanchaochutakongzhifanweideniantourutongshandianbanpijintadenaohai！
tazheishuangshou！zaoshangranghaocheyinqinggaituranxihuo！huilaimoleyixiajiubadiannaozhachengletiannvsanhua！houlaipaileyixiayoubabaojingqipaichengleshenjingbing！gangcaipengleyixiamenbashougengshitangshuleyigehunhuntoumuhaitangshangleziji！xianzai……xianzaitayaoyongzheizhishou……quchupengyigedaibiaowubaiwanzhaiwuhebingshannvzongcaide“cuimingfu”dianhua？！
lenghanshunzhetadeejiaohejibeifengkuangyongchu！
yiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai！
wanyi……wanyizheishuangshouzaipengdaomingpiandeshunjian，zaichufaneigaiside“fanxiangchumei”xiaoguo……
guizhidaohuifashengshenme？！！！
shidianhuadangchangbaozha？haishidianhuaneibiandefengzhulihuozhesuxue……zaidianhuajietongdeshunjian，tuzaoeyun？！！！
“xiaoxu！nimojishenmeni！kuaijiea！”leizizaiyipangkanzhelinxiaoxuyifuhedeyaoniaokuzidesongyang，bunaifandicuicudao。zaitakanlai，zheixiaozichuncuishizhaiwuyalitaidaheshale，nanenglijiecikelinxiaoxuneixinfanjiangdaohai、kongjudaojihuzhaliedezhenshiyuanyin！
linxiaoxudeshouzhixuantingzaineiwengwengzhendongdemingpianshangfang，rutongbeishiledingshenzhou！
接？还是不接？！
zheitongdianhua，huibuhuichengweitalinxiaoxuyong“chaonengli”xiangmingyundaxiangdediyiqiang……huozhe，shibatazhijiehongrudiyushenyuandezuihoushenpan？！！！