第2章
hanmohefengyedegongzuoshizhanghaodiertianjiufabuleguanxuanshengming，xiemingleerrenganggangkaishijiaowang，xiwangwaijienengjitamenkongjiandengdeng。
xiawujuzufangjia，wenyutedijihanmodaledianhua，shuozaishizhongxinjitahefengyeyudinglewancan。rangtazuoxizuo**，zuochuxieyuehuideyangzi。
hanmoqiaokailefengyedefangmen，kaimenjianshandewen：“huikaichema？”
fengyelengleyixia，dianlediantou。
“neihao。”hanmobacheyaochirengdaofengyeshoushang，shuo：“jieqingniquchidacan，zouba。”
wenyuzaidingwanzhuozhihou，jiufangchuerrenyuehuidexingchengxiaoxi，jiushiweilejijizhemenqupaizhaodejihui。
fengyexinqinghenhao，yiluzuibianhanxiao，erhanmocishizhengyouxinchongchongdekanzhechechuangwai，buzhidaoxiangzheshenme。
chezidaolefandianmenkoudetingchechang，fengyetonghanmoxiache，tahaimeizoudaohanmoshenbian，congbuzhidaonalicuanchuyigenvshenglai，neinvshengbaozheyidapengxianyanyudidebaihehua，zhijiedidaohanmomianqian。
hanmobushimeibeisongguohua，zhishinvshengjiexialaidehua，rangtazhijielengzaiyuandi。
“hanmojiejie，buyaozhaonanren，nvrencaishinixingfudeguisua！”neinvshengshengsilijiedeshuodao：“woxihuannihanmo！wohuijinixingfude！”
fengyelaguohanmo，jiangtaladaozijishenbian，yelahuilehanmoshadiaodesixu。
zhouweirenyijingkanrenaosidenachushoujipaishele。
老娘不是同性恋！
hanmoqijidao：“zheicaishiwonanpengyou！”
nvshengyiranbusixindehan：“wobuxin！fensimendoubuxin，nimenkendingshijiade！doushiweilepeihechaozuo！”
talaikanxiangshenbiandefengye，buzhizenme，hanmonaoziyichou，lazhetadebojing，rangtadelianjinzaizijizhichi。
bujiushizuiduizui、roupengrouma？laoniangyoubushimeipaiguowenxi。zheimexiangzhe，hanmoweilezhengshizijixingquxiangzhengchang，haobuyouyudexiangzhefengyehaokandezuichunwenleshangqu。
zhishiqingqingdepenglepeng，jiuyongjinlehanmosuoyoudeyongqi。erdangtayaolikaideshihou，fengyesihuyiyouweijinneiban，shoubeiraoguohanmodehoubei，poshitazaicitiejinziji，yigeyouzhangerqinmidefashirewen，jiuzheimezhanshizailezhongrenmianqian。
yishijian，zhouweixiangqizhenjingdetaolunsheng。
hanmoganjueyaozhixile，zheikeshitadechuwen！keshitasihuwanglezhengzha，yewanglejujue，shenzhiyouxiechenzuiqizhong。
hanmozhenggerendoushale！taganjueshijiedoulitayuanqu，zijihaoxiangfuzaibankongzhong，kanzhefengyebaoqizijideshenti，jiangzijizaicifanghuicheli，guanshanglechemen。
tashuliqielimaodeduineigenvshengshuo：“nimeijihuile。”
shuoba，fengyejiuzaiciqidonglechezi，likaile。
meixiangdaohanmohefengyedeshipinbeilurenshangchuandaolewangshang，gengjiazuoshileliangrenlianaidexiaoxi。
评论全是一水的：
zheiduicpwokedingle！qingjiwosuosi！
ketaitianle！zheishiwodengfanrennengkandaodema？
jiefuhaoshuai！jiejieyanguangzhenbang！
求二位原地结婚！
wanfanmeichicheng，hanmozaihuidujiacunzhiqianmailebingpijiu，kanzhefengyebujiedeyanshen，weileyanshibeiqinshaledeganga，biandadalieliedeyaoqingfengyedaotiantaijiejuewanfanwenti。
yikoubingliangdepijiuxiadu，hanmofangsongdedalegejiuge。
“zenmeyang？woyandebucuoba。”weilehuanjieerrenzhijiangangadeqifen，hanmodazhehahashuodao。
fengyediandiantou，kailetingpijiushuo：“bukuishiyinghou。”
yeseyezhujianjianglinzailezheiyifangtiandijian，tiantaidedengyeshashidianliang，dailairuxingkongyibandecuican。
hanmosihuhedeyoudianduo，tadeliansexianchuweixundemoyang，kanzhefengyeyizhangkanbixingkonghaiyaoyaoyandelianpang，qingbuzijincoujinfengyedelian，tuokouerchu：“nigaibuhuishizhendeaishangwoleba？”
fengyeyileng，liaoshimeixiangdaohanmonengwenderucizhibai。haimeirongtajieshi，hanmojiuhahadaxiaoqilai，zuozhengshuo：“fanzhengxihuanwoderenduole，buchaniyige。”
youheleyikoujiu，hanmojingranbianlelian，tazhiwenfengye：“duile，nigangcaiweishenmeqinwo？”
fengyerenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，fanwendao：“bushinixianqinwode？。”
tayanshenzhuozhuodekanzhehanmo，yanshenlishitakanbudongdeshense。
hanmolianyihong，zhuanguotouqufenmenbuyi，youhenhendeguanleyidakoupijiu：“woqinninikeyijujuewoa！”
“neiduobujinimianzi。”fengyeshuodao：“bijingwomenshilianren。”
“heyue！”hanmojiazhongyuqishuodao：“heyueqinglv！”
“nibushishizenmezhidaonihuibuhuiaishangwo。”fengyekaozaizuoyishang，shentimianxianghanmo，jiangshouzhongdepijiuguanpenglepenghanmode。
“he。”hanmolengxiaoyisheng：“woyaoshiaishangniwojiuzhibobengji！”
hanmozuizhimingdeyidian，chulegaochaodeyanji，neijiushijidukonggao。
qifenaimeidaojidiandeshike，hanmozaihefengyeniyiyanwoyiyudouzuideguochengzhong，heduole。
hanmokaojinfengye，mianseweixun，yanshenfanhong。zhuangzuohaokudemoyangjiakuleliangxia，shuo：“laoniangdechuwenjiuzheimemeile，nipeiwo！”
fengyelveweichijing，tajideganggangtazhengchongdeyangzi，yejidetachunchijiandetianmei。gengjide，jiyizhonghongyanjingdetuzi。
neizhituzijiebairuxue，zhizaierjianyouzhehuisederongmao，yanjingyanhongdexiangshiyizhishengfangdemeigui。
“haohaohao，wopeizui。”huashizheimeshuo，kefengyezuijiaohaishirenbuzhuluchuleyuyuedeshenqing。
hanmoyikaozaifengyexiongtang，zixiaxiangshangkanzhefengyewen：“niyouxiaoshenme？nishibushixiaohuawo？”
hanmonashouzhichuozhefengyexiongkou，yiziyidundeshuo：“ni！de！pei！chang！wo！”
jixia，sihuchudaolefengyexindizuirouruandebufen。
......hanmoshichediheduole。
fengyedaihanmohuifangjiandeshihou，hanmojingranpudaolefengye。
tacishixianshichujingrendeliqi，sisiyazhufengye，fengyexiangyaoqishen，hanmoquezenmeyeburang。
“ge......”yishengyouzhangdejiugehou，hanmomiansemenglongdekanzhefengyeshuo：“laonianghaimeitanguolianaini。”
zheikenengjiushisuoweidejiuzhuangsongrendan。
hanmotiejinfengye，zaizuichunjiuyaokaojinqian，hanmodiguleyiju：“yinggaizenmezuoni......”
shuowan，touyiwai，kaozailefengyejianbangshang。
fengyejianghanmoqingqingtuikaiqileshen，suirantazhidaohanmocishishenmedoutingbujian，dantahaishiduihanmoshuo：“wanan，tuzijiejie。”
hanmoshuileyigehaojue，menglitazaiershideneipianmaitianzhongbenpao，ziyouersiyi，zhidaopaodaoqichuanyuyu、paodaojingpilijin。
ranhoutajiuzheiyangtangzailemaitianzhongjian，yanzhongsuojiande，shiyiwangwuyindebilantiankong，chuncuidemeiyouyisizazhidelan，yangguangbuzao，yiqiedoushineimeningjingmeihao。
erbianxiangqizhinendetongsheng，neitongshengzaiduitashuo：“tuzijiejie。”
shenbianturanchuleyigexiaonanhai，hanmokanzhemianshengdexiaonanhaiwen：“nishishei？”
ernanhaiyebujieshi，zhishishoulinazhegouweibacaobianzhichengdetuzijuzaizijimianqian。
shenhouxiangqicanglaoercixiangdenvsheng：“yatou，huijiachifanle。”
hanmobuzhizenmejiuxiayishidehuida：“haolei，waipo。”
huidaozijifangjiandeshihou，fengyejiedaoweimingdedianhua。
weimingzaidianhualikekeqiqideduifengyeshuo：“fengshao，diaochaqingchule，neigefensishinanlinjituanpaichulaide，tamenrenchunile，xiangyaowumiehanmotongxinglianshenfen，qianchechunifengyuanjituangudongdezhenshishenfen，zaimoheijituanxingxiang。”
fengyelengxiaoyisheng，cishideta，zaoyimeilemianduihanmodeshengsemoyang。
“ranglaotouzibananchengdezhiyedichanshougouguolai。”
weimingbujie：“neikuaidinanlinjituanyizhizaizhengqu。”
“hetamenjingzheng，maiguolaijianpingminhuaxiaoqu，yadinanchengnanlinjituanjiandegaojizhuzhailoujiage，rangtamenzhidaobeiannanchengbushitamenshuolesuan。”fengyedeyanshenzhongtouchuhuliyibanruilideguang。
“haode。”weiminghuida，dunleyixiajixuwen：“dongshizhanganpaininzhoumohehonglankonggudongshizhangdenverjianmian。”
fengyexiangyebuxiangdejujue：“bujian。”
“dongshizhangshuo，ruguoninjujue，huiji《fuchen》juzuchezi。”weiminglvexianyouyudeshuodao。
fengyewusuoweidao：“neinigentashuo，bawodegufenmaijizhaojia，zhaozongbushiyizhixiangjingxuandongshizhangma？”
weiming：“......haode，wohuizhuanda。”
fengyedakaizhuozishangdelihe，hezizhongjianshiyizhishuijingtuzi。tadeshouzaituzitoushangmosuozhe，yanshenpiaoxiangchuangwaideheiye，ruoyousuosi。
yaoguaijiuguaifuqinguozaodejianggufenjileta，rangtazaidaxuezheijinianjingguojifancaozuo，zijidegufenyijingbidangchufuqinjidegufenfanlejibei。
buguoyinweishouzhongyouchouma，suoyicaizaibiyehouhefuqinxieshang，liangnian，zhijitaliangnianshijianzuozijixiangzuodeshi，daoshihoutahuihuidaofengyuanjituan，haohaodidangtadejichengren。
jiuzuihoudehanmoxinglaishi，yijingbujideqianyiwanchadian“qinfan”fengyedeshile。tazhaolicanjiajixun，shenzhijianfengyedoumeiyouyisiganga。
lianggerenzai“lianai”dexiaoxihenkuaijiuzaijuzulichuankaile，shenzhijiuliandaoyanjiandaotamen，douluchuleranyuxindexiaorong，xianranrenweitamenzheiyangdejuedingyouliyujiaosedeyanyi。
jixunjieshuhou，yinweilianggerenzhuxianglindefangjian，suoyizaihanmojinfangjianzhiqian，fengyejiaozhulehanmo。
hanmoziyiweishidekaikouchizefengye：“nibiexiangzhujinlai！”
fengyedaoshibuyiweiyi，nachubaolidelihe，didaohanmomianqian，guzuoqingsongdeshuo：“zheishiganxienizuotiantiwojieweidexieli。”
gangadedaochenglehanmo，tazhinengyibianzuiyingdeshuozhe：“woyaoshibuxihuanwokebuyao。”yibiandakailelihe。
rumudeshiyizhichuncuiwuxiadeshuijingtu，zaituziyanjingzhongjian，xiangzheliangkekanqilaijiujiagebufeidehongbaoshi。
ranerhanmoquefangfopengdaohuoyanyiban，mengdijianghezirenglechuqu，hezilideshuijingtujingguohanmozheimeyishuai，erduoheshentisuiliekailai，zaikongdangdangdeloudaolizhiyoushuijingposuideshengyin。
空气冷的仿佛凝固。
lengkongqizuanruhanmodegusui，lingtahunshendourenbuzhufaqidoulai。
“wobuxihuantuzi。”hanmomianwubiaoqing，yuqilengmodekaikou。
shuowan，hanmotuimenjinlefangjian。chenzhongdeguanmensheng，jiangfengyedangzailejijingdebinglengzhong。