第一章 红月枫步行街

qiyue,zhengshiyigeyanredeyuefen!

hongyuefengbuxingjieshiyitiaonanbeizouxiangdejie,zaibeibianjiekou,xibiandiyijiashanghushimiduoertianpindian。

tianpindiandefangyanxia,damenkoudeyoucebaifangzhejizhangxiaoyuanzhuogonggukeluozuo,danshi,zaitianpindianmenkouzuocedefangyanxia,quebaifangzheliangzhangtangyiheyizhangchaji。

haiyouyibahendahendadezheyangsan!

yiweitoufahuabaiyoushouruodelaotouchuanzheduijinwuxiubeixintangzaitangyishang,zeimeishuyandedingzhelailaiwangwangdegeshigeyangdemeinvkangebuting,zuilihaibutingdediguzhe:“ei,zheigezhenbai!neigetuizhenzhang!aiaiai!zheigemeinvchuandequnzizhenduan……!”

fengxiaofeitilazherenzituo,chuanzhelansededuankuhebaiseduanxiu,daizhedamojing,shoulitizhejigedaizihuanghuangyouyoudezouguolai。

xianglayabo,malayashe,wuxiangzhuti,wugexunroudabing,bandapijiu。

dongxifangzaichajishang,fengxiaofeihenshufudeyoutangxia,heiheixiaozheshuo:“laotou,qidianle,meinvguoranduole,chuandegengqinglianglea!!”

laotoupobujidaikaileyiguanpijiuguduguduheleliangkou,henbumanyideshuo:“jingzi,pijiubugoubinga!!”

fengxiaofeidaqudao:“laotou,bushipijiubugoubing,ershinidexinhuotaiwangle!!yaobuyaowanshangqujiubaxiaoxiaohuoa,neilidepiaoliangmeizigengduo,erqiehaihenkaifangyou!”

“啊呸!”

laotouwangzuilisailewugeyashe,hanhubuqingdeshuo:“laozikeshizhengrenjunzi……!”

houmiandehuajiutingbuqingle。

fengxiaofeipiepiezui,zhaidiaomojingxingzhibobodedingzhemeinvrenrenzhenzhendekanqilai。

tiansejianwan,wanshangbadian!

“嗝!”

laotoudagege,hendangyangdexiaozheyadishengyinshuo:“gangcaineilianggechuanyuwangwademeinvkandaomeiyou?neixiaoyaozhenxi,yongdianlidounengqiaduanlou!!”

“不不不!”

fengxiaofeiyaoyaotou,dishengshuo:“kanzheige,yidianzhongfangxiang,chuanbaiserekudeneige,shencaizhengouhuobaode!!”

“那个太老了!”

laotouhenbuzantong,shenshouzhizhebuyuanchujiweimeinv,hendeyideshuo:“shencaiyiyi,qingchunfeiyang,chaoqipengbo!kanmeinv,shouxianyaonianqing,chaoguoershisisuijiubuyaokanle!”

fengxiaofeinuhengyisheng,fanbodao:“meinvjiushimeinv!henianlingwuguan!!”

laotougangxiangshuoshenme,turancongjiekouyigunaodeyongjinlaiyiqunnannannvnv,shoulinazhesheyingji,duizheliangweimeinvkakadepaigebuting。

网红来炸街了!!!

fengxiaofeinaqishoujisousuoleyixia,liuzhekoushuishuodao:“chuanyujiakudeneigejiaoliugongzi,shijianshenjiaolian!!nikankanrenjialiugongzi,neipigu,neidatui,neishencai,zhenshihuobaoa!”

“切!”

laotoumanliandebuxieyigu,zhanqilaipaipaipigu,biyideshuo:“nianshaobuzhiyujiehao,cuobaluolidangchengbao!laolaicaizhiluolihao,wenrouhaohongyuwangshao!!”

aiya!!haitingyayundema!

fengxiaofeidianqijiaojiankanliugongzi,chekaisangzidahan:“liugongzi,woaini!!woyaoni!!”

“nianqingrenjiushibenfanga!”

laotoudaishangmojing,manyouyoudeshuo:“zoulou!tianheile!mingtianjian!!”