第1章

开局大脑寄存处。

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tianduomiansileyisheng,taishouwangshengtengdeejiaomoleyixia,modaoyishounianni。

tazhengyanyikan,zhijianyinhong。

youxienamenzenmeshuigejuehainengbatoushuipole??

budui,tazheibushizaizijidechuangshang。

“mianmian,wogenjianhuashixiangaide,nijiufanglewomenba!”

田多棉循声扭头。

shuohuadeshigetingnianqingdeguniang,kantianduomianneiyanshenhuoxiangtashigebiliangweichangdelaobao。

tianduomianyongxiuzicalexiabeixuehuzhuyouxiezhedangshixiandezhangjiemao,kanqingshuohuaguniangdezhuangban,choulechouzuijiao。

zheigunianglveliangsaigaoyuanhong,bianzheliangtiaomahuabian,chuanzhemanshihonghualvyedehuamianao,shenlandecubumianku,toushanghaibaozheyikuaihongsedefangweijin。

jianzhitudaoburenzhishi,huoxiangqibashiniandaidetucungu。

tianduomianlele,zheimengzuodeyouyisi!

tashenchushouxiangmomokanzheiguniangshizhendehaishijiade。

shoucaiganggangshenchulailizheguniangdelianhaiyichiyuanni,tajiujianjiaoyisheng,wuzhelianqiurao,“mianmian,biedawo!wobushiguyigenniqiangjianhua,wozhishiaita。”

田多棉:“……”

**benbiao?xizheimeduo?!

pangbianturanchongchuyigetongyangdabandetebieyouniandaigantudaobunengzaitudeqingniandangzaicungumianqian,yilianjiebeidezhengzhongxuangao:“mianmian,wogenfangfangzaojiushinannvpengyou。shiwobamafeibizhewohenichuduixiang。

zaizanliangjiehunzheitiansibenshiwobudui!youshenmenichongwolai,biedongfangfang!woyoucuo,danniyesadepaoniaozhaozhaojingziba?!”

nanrenzhizheshoubianyouxinxianduanliehenjidekushu,“nizhuangshuxunsidounengbashuzhuangduan!pangchengzheiyangshenmenanrennengrenshoudelequniweiqi?nijiusuansiwoyebuhuiquni。”

nanguaietouzheimetong,yuanlaishizhuangshule!

tianduomianhuangran,ranhougengle,zheimengzuodeyouyisihaidaicosplay(jiaosebanyan)de。

zijizheishinalegepaohuinvpeidejuben?

zaidahundangtian,xinlangguandiuxiatagenbaiyueguangsiben,liuxiazijixiufenbukanzhuangshuzisha?

真LOW!

tatianduomianshizheizhongzuoyidaibiderenma?

必然不是!

tianduomianzuoqiaoqiaoyoukankan。

zheihuiertiancaigangmengmengliang,tamensangezhanzaizhaizhaidetuluchakou,luliangbiandoushigaodadehuashu,muzhisuojikanbujianqitahuowu。

tianduomianananzaixinlitucao:zheishigeshenmeqiongxiangpirangdeditua?doumeidaojukeyong。

gangtucaowantingjianshenhouyoujiaobusheng,tabubaoxiwangdizhuantoukanxianghoufang。

yigetongyangliuqishiniandaidaban,chuanzheshenzhigengtuqiyixie,chuanzhezanglanshangyi,junlvkuziyijijunlvqiuxie,liuzhepingtoudenianqingnanrenlinzheyigebudaibujibuxudecongyuanchuzouleguolai。

renshuaichuanmabudaidouhaokan!tulituqideyifuyezhebuzhuhaoshencai。

瞧瞧这大长腿!

tianduomianyanjingdengshiliangleqilai,guoranzhiyoumenglicaixiangshenmelaishenme。

tagangxiangzhetianjianggebaimawangzi,baimawangzijiuchuxianle。

suiranzheigewangzibudanmeiyouma,lianyifudoupopolanlan。bierendadongtiandoushibenzhongdemianyi,tayishenhuipupudedanyidanku。buguoshizhendechaojishuai!jiulianqizhidouzhongguizufantingxianggeluopowangzi。

yizhanglunkuofenming、wuguanyinglang,wuketiaotidejunlian。

youqishiyishuangyanjing,xiangzuiyaoyandeheibaoshi,ganjingqingche,buranrenjianchenai。

就是有点看不见人。

是的,看不见人!

huoxiangtamensangerenshikongqiyiyang,lianyuguangdoubujiyisineizhongwushi。

buguobuzhongyao,duitianduomianlaishuozhiyaotashengaozhangxiangqizhiwanquandiaodahuihunzhananjiuzugou!

tianduomianzhizhexuxuzoujinde“wangzi”duifuxinhandao:“xing!wochengquannimenzheiduigounannv!zhunimentoudinglvshuchengyin,hulvhuchan,busibuxiu!jintianhunlikendinghuizhaoban,dancailiwobuhuitui,suanshinisongwogenzheiwei……”

tianduomianyoukanleyankuaidaogenqiande“tianjiangwangzi”,jiezhedao,“tongzhi,jiehundefenziqian!”

shuobayanjishoukuailazhejiuyaomubuxieshigentacajianerguode“wangzi”,dabuwangqianzou。

bujiushijiehunma?gensheijiebushijie?fanzhengshizuomeng,zenmetongkuaizenmewanbei!

hekuang……tianduomianmiaolelengmianwangziyiyan,yifusuiranpopolanlan,zheizhangliandaoshiwuketiaotideshuai!

她很满意!

“tianduomiannishibushifengle?nijingranyaozaidajieshangsuibianlayigenanrenjiehun?!”fangfangbuganzhixindeshengyincongshenhouzhuilai。

tianduomianjiaobubuting,liantoudoumeihui,zhijileyiju:“guannipshi!”

fuxinhanyebuzhidaoshenmexintai,youhanleyiju:“nizhidaotashishenmerenma?”

“guanwopshi!”tianduomiancaibucare,buguoshigemengeryi。

fangfanghezhujianhuaduishiyiyan,qianzheshouwangchezhandefangxiangpao。

buguantianduomianchoushenmefeng,zhiyaobuzulantamensibenjiuxing。

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tianduomiananzhaonaozilineizhidejiyiheditu,shituqianzhejianlaidenanrenwanghunlixianchangzou。

hunlizaifuxinhanjialijuxing,jiushilizheichalukoubuyuandeshengchanduiduibu。

tianduomianyiluzouyilukan,yuekanyuejingqi。

doushuomenglideqingjiezaiguiyidanshichuxiandechangjingdoushiqinshenjingliguode,ketianduomianshizaibujidezijishenmeshihoudaoguozheimezhipodecunzhuang。

yilukanjiandedoushidiaidetupifang,oueryujiangeguoluderenyehuoxianghengdianshichangniandaijuzhongdequnyan,douchuandeshitulituqidiheilanhuifushipeiyiliancangsang。

tianduomianshifenjingqididongchouchouxikankan,gengduodeshixingfen。

zheitemetai**le!bijubenshamishitaotuoshenmededoudaijing!

moquancazhangdetianduomianturanxiangdaoyigewenti,ganggangzhiguzhedalianzhananzhanv,kejiexialaizenmeban?

zhijiejieyongzhananjiabanhunli?

tamenzhiyoulianggeren,zhananjiashizhuchangzuozhan,neimeduoqinqipengyouhuibuhuidasitamen?

suiranshuozaimenglisibule,keshitahaimeishuanggoubuxiangrangrenzhuizhepao。

xiangdaozheitianduomiantingxiajiaobu,wenpangbianmomobeitaqianzhezoudenanren:“nijiazainaera?”

nanrenmuguangzaitalianshangluoleyishun,yijiubuyanbuyuwangqianzou。

tianduomianmeixiangdaonanrenbupeihe,taishouzaitaxiaobeishangpailepai,“aiyou!nijiushuoxiama?dananrenbiezheimexiaoqi!dabuleyihuixikongzhananjiachan,zanliangduibanfen!”

fanzhengshizuomeng,qiancaiyoudaibuhuixianshi,takeyigengdafangyidian。

neinanrenyanshenzhongyuyouleyisibolan,rangtianduomianjuedezijizaitayanlishigegangcongjingshenbingyuanchulaidehuanzhe。

tianduomianyaoya,“siliufen!niliuwosi。”jiannanrenhaibushuohua,tadengyuanleyan,qiangbaidao:“bunengzaiduole!yaoburanwohuangerenhezuo。”

xianshijirendangniuma,bunengzuogemenghaibaimanghuo。

zhangdeshuaiyoubunengdangqianhua。

男人依旧不说话。

tianduomiandanfangmianpaiban,“jiuzheimeyukuaidijuedingle。”

她的梦,她说了算!