“19、21、29、32......”
duizhekaijiangjieguoyejiuheduiledi38bianba。
jintianshita28suideshengri，genqianshinianyiyang，xiaoyuntanganzhaoguanli，maile10zhu“chaojidaletou”。
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“嘻嘻”
“吼吼”
“哈哈哈”
全中!!!
一个亿啊!
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其次...
aiyama，yigeyi!zheikezahuaa?
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一口气没上来，
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xiaoyuntangwunengkuangnu：“wodetoujiang，wodeyigeyi!”
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“棠棠。”
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思绪回到5天前。
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“chulaile，chulaile。”
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huxiyuelaiyuekunnan，xiaoyuntangfenlizhengzha，buyouzizhudizhangdazuiba...
“wuwawuwa...wawawa...ge?”
这是她?
tazenmehuifachuzheizhongyingerdekusheng?
jingkongdizhengkaiyan，shenmedoukanbuqing，baimangmangdimohuchengyipian...
“niangniang，kan，zanmenxiaogongzhuzheimekuaijiuzhengyanle。”
youmoshengnvrendeshengyinxiangqi。
娘娘?
公主?
什么情况?
xiaoyuntanglengzhu，xinliyoulezhongbuhaodeyugan。
ganggangdeshengyinyoujiezhe，“jiugongzhukezhenguaiya，zhikuleliangshengjiutingzhule。”
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穿、穿越了?!
不，一定是在做梦!
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“棠棠?”
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她不要穿越啊!
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“咕噜。”
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