zhangchutingdaozheifanyingguolai，bawanfangzaizhuoshang。
takaozaimenbian，duzhuzheijianfangzideweiyichukou，lengxiaodao：“nimenshilishanmeizhaolaideba？”
tazheixienianyaomezhuzailijia，yaomezhuzaifuqiliangmaidefangzili，zhidaolaowuderenshaozhiyoushao。
daobalianbeihuozhedezhangchuheleyitiao，quedingduifangshirenzhihoucaicuikoutuomo，mamalieliedao：
“temede，helaoziyitiao，yuanlainihaimeisi！”
“kanlaizhaoshaoyepaideneixiefeiwuxunchameizhuazhuni！”
“buguonihaizhenshidanda，congzhaoshaoshoulipaochulaibuxiangzhezangshen，haiganhuilai，shengpazijisidebugoukuaima？”
zhangchudingzheduifang，lengshengfanwen：
“然后呢？”
“ranhougepi！laozidangranyaonongsini！”
daobaliannujifanxiao，yanshenrutongkanshaziside，chaofengdao：
“nitemebeiheshaleba？nizhibuzhidao，weileshani，zhaoshaochuleshiwandexuanshang！”
“nixianzaijiuxianglajiduilidezhanglang，zhiyaochuxianzaijindoujietou，buzhidaoduoshaorenyaonideming！”
shuowan，tawailewaibozi，shuangshouwoquan，guanjiekacazuoxiang：
“dele，buyongzale，xiongdimen，dahuoerlaile！”
“zhiyaozhuazhuzheixiaozi，zanjiuyoushiwanjiangshang，dengtaquleyanwangdian，zanmenzaibafangzishaojita，jiudangjigeyinde！”
jigehunhunwenyandunshishuangyanfangguang。
tamenduishiyiyan，moqidifensankai，chengbaoweizhuangzhububijinzhangchu，zaikaojintasanbufanweishi，mengchongguolai，tongshigaogaodejuqiquantou！
daobaliandeshouxiadoushichangnianhunjijietou，tiantiandajiadououdehunhun，dajiadedongzuohaowuzhangfa，danyoukuaiyouhei！
kezaizhangchuyanli，tamenhuiquandedongzuojiuxiangbeifangmanshijibeidedianyingjingtou！
tajiandanyiniushen，bianduokaiquanbugongji。
kanzheturanxiaoshizaiyuandidezhangchu，xiaohunhunmenlengle。
zhangchulizaimenbian，ganshoutineipengpaideliliang，zuijiaogouqiyimobuyichajuedexiaorong。
dankandaohunluandeketing，tayoumiansesusha，yandifugaishangnongnongdeshayi。
“gandongyeyededongxi，zhaosi！”
tawojinquantou，hunshenlilianghuijuzaishoubu，yiquanzhongzhongdizaxiangshenbianhunhundexiongtang！
嘭！
yishengmenxianghou，hunhunyanjingfazhi，shentixiangduanlexiandefengzhengside，tuxuehoutui，henhenshuaizaidishang！
“a！haoteng！daoge，daogejiuwo！”
taxiongtangaoxian，wuzhexiongkou，tongkudiaihaodao！
xiaohunhundeaihaorangdaobalianhuishen，kandaoxiaodibeida，dangjibaonu！
“temede，gandalaozideren，laoziyaonideming！”
“给老子抓起来！”
tanuheyisheng，qitaxiaohunhunlimachongxiangzhangchu！
shentibeiqianghuahou，zhangchudezhanlitishengjishibei，dengxianhunhun，qishitadeduishou！
zhangchudanshouwoquan，henhenhuichuqu！
砰！
huangmaochongzaizuiqianmian，beizhangchuyiquanzazhongnaodai，dangjihunsiguoqu！
houmianchongshanglaidexiaohunhunduoshanbuji，youjielianchileliangquan！
三十秒不到！
suoyouxiaohunhundoudaozaizhangchujiaoxia！
daobaliandengdayanjing，zuibadazhang。
这他妈全倒了？
bushishuoduifangzhishigetanzima？
**管这叫瘫子？
daobaliandengzhezhangchu，duanmeicujin，biaoqingzhengninghenli：
“xiaozitingnengda，danpengdaolaozi，nijiushitianwanglaoyexiafanyedesi！”
铛！
tamengdicongdoulitaochuyibazhediedao！
daoshenfanzhesherenhanmang，zhizhiditongxiangzhangchu！
zheiyidaosudujikuai，zhengchongzhangchuyaohai！
huanchengbieren，bisiwuyi！
kezhangchuyouyigeshanshen，bujinduokaizheiyidao。
shenzhichendaobaliancikongshi，shouzhangshunshiniezhutashouwan。
接着，掌心用力！
咔嚓！
“啊啊啊！”
daobaliandewangubeitashengshengniesui！
gutousuizhacichuanpirou，baigubaoluzaikongzhong，hunzhexianxue，shenshikongbu！
daobaliandedao“danglang”yishengluozaidishang！
tawuzheshouwan，fachurushazhubandecieraihao！
“xiaozi！niganfeilaoziyizhishou，laoziyaonideming！”
“laozizaijindouhunlezheimeduonian，nishidiyigeganshanglaozide！”
“laozibujinyaoshaleni，liannizuzongshibadaidefendoudebaochulai，naninaodaidangyehu，banizuzongdeguhuipaochahe！”
daobalianshuangmuchihong，wuzheshouwan，ehenhendizhoumadao！
zhangchumianseyinchen，zhijieyijiaochuaixiangtadelingyitiaoshoubei！
嘭！
shoubeifeichu，xuanzhuanzhezhuangdaoqiangshang，liuxiamandixianxue！
juliedetengtong，rangguangtoulianjiaodoujiaobuchusheng，zhijiehunsiguoqu！
daodishunjian，tadoulidedianhuapingmuliangqi，jinjiezhexiangqishouji**。
zhangchuwanshen，badianhuanazaishouli，kanzhepingmushangtiaoyuedeshuximingzi，lengxiaoyisheng，zhijiejietong！
dianhualichuanchucierdejianruinvsheng：
“buyongzaneigepowule，renwugaibian，zhangchumeisi！”
“xunchaneiqunfeiwurangtapaole！tamade，yiqunfantong！juranshuoshenmeyoudarenwubaozhezhangchu，shuoduifangshilianzhaojiadoubugandongdecunzai，jianzhihushuobadao！”
“zhaojiazaijindoukeshiyishouzhetian，zhangchujiuyimeidiemeimadefeiwu，sheihuibaota？”
“zhaoshaoneibiandexunchabuganzhaozhangchule，nirangniderendongshouba，zhiyaozhaodaota，zhaoshaoyuanyizaijiaqian！”
“huorensanshiwan，sirenershiwan！yuekuaiyuehao！”
“dengzhangchusilezhihou，wojinimenlianxiquwaiguodechuanpiao，nimenchuquduoyizhenziduoduofengtou，dengmeirenchazheishierle，wozaijienimenhuilai，baozhengmeirenzhuijiu！”
“daoba？nirenni？nizenmebushuohua？”
lishanmeiziguzideshuolebantian，faxiandaobameihuiyingta，zheicaiyishidaobuduijing。
但，晚了！
zhangchudeshengyinyijingxiangqi！
“jiwodailvmaozi，qianfangbaijiyaowodeming。”
“lishanmei，nikezhenshiwodehaolaopoa！”
tayaozhong“laopo”erzi，shifenchaofeng！
lishanmeimeixiangdaoshizhangchujiedianhua，jianjiaoyisheng：
“zenmeshini？daobani？”
zhangchushengyinbinghanlinlie，yuqilimimanzhenongnongshayi，nujifanxiao：
“ta？buzhidao，kenengsileba。”
dianhuaneitouyoushiyishengkongjudejianjiao！
zhangchucongdishangjianqidaobadezhediedao，daofengshanshuozheludengdehanmang，zhaozaitayanjingshang，jiangqizhongshayijinshuzhanxian：
“hehe，nixiangshawo，kongbuhaibugouge。”
“zhiyaowozhangchuhuozheyitian，jiuyidinghuizhaonibaochou！”
“gaosuzhaodonglai，nimenzheiduigounannvcongjintianqijiuxiganjingbozi，dengsi！”
嘟！
电话被猛地挂断！