第1章 重生变毒舌

“yunshuang,nijiuchuqurengecuoba。

neihaodaishiwoniang,nirangwozenmebanni?”

xulanhezhangtanyikouqi,baozhenaodaidunzailedishang。

kangshangdeliuyunshuangyouyoudezhengkaileyanjing,kanzhefaheideqiangbihefangdingshangdiaozhededengpao,youxielengshen。

zheibushixujialaowudeyangzima?

turan,tamengdicongkangshangzuoleqilai。

tadeyanjing,hainengkanjian,zheishizenmehuishi?

“wodetui、wodeshou~”

liuyunshuangchedimengbile,tadeshoujiaobushibeixuzhiweidelaogongfeidiaolema?

zijibushiyesilema,xianzaiyoushizenmehuishi?

judadezhenjing,rangtahuibuguoshenlai。

“nideshoujiaoshibushiyamale,ganjinqilaiba,doutangleduojiule,yanchouzhejiuyaochiwufanle。”

tingdaoshengyin,tamengdihuitou,duishanglexulanhedeyanshen。

“天呐~”

liuyunshuangbukezhixindewuzhulezuiba,zheigeshihoudexulanhehaimeiyougoulouzheyao,toufahuabai。

kanzhe,jiushisanshichutoudeyangzi。

qiaotazheifumoyang,nanrenyezhanleqilai,zuozailekangyanbianshang。

“yunshuang,nijiuweiquyixia,qugenniangdigetou。

neifangzikongzheyeshikongzhe,jiuranglaosanliangkouzihexiaomeiguoquzhuba,zanmenyenengkuanchangyixie。”

“nishuoshenmefangzi,wojianeige?”

liuyunshuangyouxiechiyi,shitandewenchulekou。

“shiya,nizheishiyijueshuihutule,kebujiushineigefangzima?

zandiemeidezao,niangtayigerenlachedalewomendixiongjigeburongyi。

yunshuang,nibunengzairetashengqile。”

suiranyouxiebuganzhixin,keshitahaoxiangzhendezhongshengle。

youhuidaole1978nian,popoxiangrangtabaniangjiadefangzijilaosanliangkouhexiaoguzizhudeshihou。

ruguotajidebucuo,xianzaiyinggaishiqiyuefen。

zheigeshihou,tadejiazhuanghaimeiyoubeitou,hongxingshengchanduizheiliyemeiyoufadashui。

sangehaiziyedouhaohaodehuozhe,yanqiandezhangfu,haizaigezhongjitaxinao。

xiangdaozijishangyishidebeicanzaoyu,liuyunshuangshuangyanchihong,sisididingzhegenqiandenanren。

tadebuxing,doushitazaochengde,shunjianjiuzhaodaolefaxiekou。

“nixinlitouzhiyounimahe**mei,wogensangehaizini?

taburongyi,neishinidiezaochengle,genwoyoushenmeguanxi。

niburenxin,neijiuqutadefentoukuya,genwoshuoshenme。”

xulanheconglaimeixiangdaoliuyunshuangjuranhuishuozheizhonghua,qidehunshenduosuo。

“你、你不孝顺~”

zheigeshihoudenongcun,yige“xiao”zidaguotian。

xiangnazheigelaiyata,zhenshidacuosuanpanle。

“xulanhe,nizijiwonangjiusuanle。

haixianglazhewomenniangjigejinizuodianbeide,wogaosuni,mendoumeiyou。”

tadeshengyinbusuanxiao,yuanzilideren,kendingyeshinengtingdaode。

guoran,huayingangluo,jiuxiangqilexulaotaitaidehaosangsheng。

“aiyou,wozheishizuodeshenmeniea,quleyigezuzonghuilaigongzhe~

dazhongwude,hairangpopozuofan。

niniangjiadoujuehule,yigepofangzihaishebude……”

liuyunshuang“cheng”deyixiazipaqilelai,xiedoumeichuan,zhijiepaodaolemenkou。

yixiazilakailemen,zuozaidishangdexulaotaitaishunjianlengle。

“nichouchouni,zheishigansha?

shuoniliangju,nihaibuleyile,zade,nishiyaoshangtian?”

“woshangninainaigejuan,dianjiwojiadefangzi,nibudehaosidelaotaipo。

tumaidaobozile,haitiantianbibibide,nishipamingtianjiuyabalebucheng。”

yuanzilimianderen,doumengbile。

zheiliuyunshuangjuranganmaxulaotai,tashifenglema?

zuixianfanyingguolaideshixiaoguzixulanchun,limajiulakaijiashi,zhizhetaxingshiwenzui。

“ersao,nishizhuangxieleba,jiuyinweiyigepofangzi,ganzheimeqizanniang。”

“pofangzi,nihaidianjizhe,zenmezhe,laoxujiashizhebuxianile,gunchuqulangqu。”

“你……”

xulanchunhecengbeizheimexiuruguo,yizhiyilai,tadoushijialimiandebaobei。

dieniangchongzhe,sangegegeguanzhe。

“erge,nihaiguanbuguanle,nixifueryaoqisiniangle,haimawo?”

xulanheziranshixintengmeimeide,liuyunshuangzheiyangdexingjing,jiushidanibudao。

nandede,laoshirenyeheilelian。

“yunshuang,guixiajiniangrencuo。”

liuyunshuangchixiaoyisheng,kanzheyanqiandenanren,zhijie“pei”leyikou。

dangnian,tamenjialichengfenbuhao,fumujitaxuanletongcundexulanhe。

jiushikantalaoshi,jianglaijiaguoquyebuhuishouqi。

“niwangxiang,xulanhe,nibiewangle,wocaishinixifuer。

bangzhetamenqifuwo,nikezhenshigenanrena!”

“neinirangwozenmezuo,neishiwonianga~”

tadeshengyinlimian,doushiwunai,xiguanxingdeyoudunlexiaqu。

“nikankanni,doubawoergebichengshenmeyangzile。

zhenshigejiaojiajing,dangchujiubuyinggairangnishangwomenjialai。”

xulanhedebiaoxian,yijingzhanzailedaodedezhigaodian。

zheishihou,xulanchunzaichulaipipan。

anzhaoyiwangdexingge,tashiyidinghuituoxiede。

zhishisheidoumeiyouxiangdao,yanqiandeliuyunshuangyijingshisiguoyiciderenle。

xinzilizidouhuanle,zaiyebushirangrensuiyiqirujiantadele。

“wobushangnimenjialilai,neininversheijiniyanga?sheijinizheigepoxiebeiguoa?

nipabushiwangle,nihuaitaishiyueshengxialaidehaizi,xianzaihaishihanwomani。”

sheidoumeixiangdao,xulanchundezhexiubu,jiuzheimedalaladebeitajiekaile。

“ma,nizaishuoshenme?”

gangcaidezhuyili,douzaixulaotaihexulanchunshenshang。

tayemeiyouzhuyidaolengbudingmaochulaidexuzhiwei,zheigetamingyishangdeernver,yeshisongtaxiadiyudekuaizishou。

shentidebenneng,rangtasesuoleyixiazi。

suijiyouxiangdao,xianzaidexuzhiwei,yebuguoshiyigeshisuidexiaoguniangeryi,haixianbuqilaishenmedafengdalangde。

“xingle,niyebiezhuangle,nibushizaojiuzhidaowobushiniqinmalema?

zuochuzheifuyangzi,jisheikanni?”

yuanzilimiandejigerendouzhenjingle,youqishixuzhiwei,yiliandebuganxiangxin。

「xitong,tashizenmezhidaode?」

tadengdaleyanjing,gangcaimingmingtingdaolexuzhiweideshengyin,keshitadezuijuranmeiyoudong。

「suzhu,zheigewoyebushihenqingchu。

shibushinacinimenshuohua,beitatingdaole?」

「bukenenga,woyizhihenxiaoxinde。」

zheicilundaoliuyunshuangzhenjingle,sheishixitong?

meizhangzuideqingkuangxia,tamenshizenmeduihuade?

weishenmebieren,yidianfanyingdoumeiyou?

zheixuzhiwei,daodihaiyouduoshaomimi?