yanneihailuchuxiexudeyizhise。
sihuzaiweizijideyanzhigandaojiaoao。
“ziwojieshaoyixia，wojiaoguomeixi，jinnian25sui，weihun……”
“genwoshuozheimeduo，shixiangxiangqinma？”luchenhaobukeqididaduantadehua。
“呃……你……”
怎么这么自恋？
guomeixilianjiadunshiqidegugude。
zheiyishengqi，daoxiandetahuopoqiaopi，youneimeyidianxiaokeai。
luchenhahayixiao，dadafangfangdishenchushoudao：“xingla！bugennikaiwanxiaole！wojiaoluchen，jinnian28sui！binida3sui，niyinggaijiaowogege！woni，chenghu**mei！”
直播间。
“**！**！”
“zhananjiuyaoyuanxingbilule！”
“zheigeluchen……zhenbuyaoliana！”
“zhananbenxingjiuyaobaoluchulaile！”
“zheigeluchen……gaoshoua！xianshiguzuogaoleng，jurenyuqianlizhiwai！youshiguzuoyouya，dadafangfangwoshou……zheishichuanshuozhongdeyuqinguzongba？”
“he……gaoshougepi！jiuzheidiannengnai，zhipachubulekafeidian，jiuyaobeimeixinvshenjijielule！”
wangxiaorun：“nimenbuyaozheimeshuota！tarenzhendehenhao！meiyounimenxiangxiangdeneimehuai！”
wangguoqing：“runrun，niqingxingdian！buyaozongbeitadehuayanqiaoyumihuo！”
ningxiaoling：“shia！runrun，nibuyaozongtitashuohua！erqie，xianzaicaiganggangkaishi……dengjiexiaotazhananbenxingdeshihou，jiuzhidaotashigeshenmeyangdenanrenle！”
颖宝：“楼上是？”
wangguoqing：“woshiwangxiaorunbaba！zheicizhananshichui，jiushiwotiwonverbaomingde！”
ningxiaoling：“woshiwangxiaorundemama！runrunsixiangdanchun，sheshiweishen，duiluchenrenzhishenshao，zhizhiqibiaomian，buzhiqineizai！duocibeiluchendezhananbenxingjixinao！suoyi……kenqingjiemuzu，jieluluchendezhananbenxing！”
“岳父岳母好！”
“yuefuyuemuqingshounvxuyibai！”
“zhichiyuefuyuemu，jieluzhanan，yuanlizhanan！”
zhibojiandefensikaishiqihongle！
wangyibo：“shushuayihao！womenjiemudezongzhijiushi，bufangguorenheyigezhanan！nimenliangjiufangxinhaole！”
wangxiaorun：“nimenbuyaozheimeshuota！tazhendeyoushili，duiwoyefeichangwenrou！”
jianshenqiaonvshi：“xiaorunmeimeizhenshisheshiweishena！zheigeluchen……zenmeshuoni！taduinvrenqueshihenwenrouhenheqi，huizhaoguren，huihehuren！”
颖宝：“楼上是？”
jianshenqiaonvshi：“yiweicengbeiluchenhuayanqiaoyumengbideshouhaizhe！”
wangguoqing：“qiaonvshi，kefouzaizheilifenxiangxialuchenshiruhezha？”
jianshenqiaonvshiyouyuleyixiadao：“zheige……luchenhenhuaxin，tongshijiaocaihaojitiaotui！”
jianshenqiaonvshi：“erqie……tagenbenjiubushishenmefuhao！lianchigemantou，doushenshouxiangwoyaoqian！nijuedetayouneimeduozichanma？”
jianshenqiaonvshi：“taneihuayanqiaoyu，shuodeneishiyitaoyitaode！”
jianshenqiaonvshi：“shushuayizuochulemingzhidexuanze！queshiyaorangtacanjiazhananshichui，puguangtadezhananbenxing！”
jianshenqiaonvshi：“zhikexiwomenneihui，zheigejiemuhaimeiyoujubanqilai！fouze……dingranrangtacanjia！”
ningxiaoling：“xiexieloushangfenxiang！@wangxiaorun，runrun，kandaolema？shouhaizheyijingzhanchulaile！nandaonihaiyaozhimibuwuma？niyaoshijiajizheiyangderen，womenzenmefangxinbashangyijiachanliujini？”
wangbaailvdou：“wodetian……wangxiaorunjingranshigefujiaqianjin！guaibudeluchenzheigezhananhuidingshangta！taikeele！yidingyaojieluluchen！”
zhibojianneidezhuduoguanzhong，tingdaoningxiaolingdehua，fenfenxianmujiduhen。
yigegezhangyawuzhuayaojieluluchendezhananbenxing。
jianshenqiaonvshideyanci，rangluchendezhananbenxing，wuyishidedaoleshichui。
咖啡馆内。
“哥哥好！”
guomeixirenzheexin，hanleyishenggegehao，ranhouzaisixiangdouzhengzhong，shenchuxianxiruyu，guanghuaxinendexiaoshou，genluchenqingqingwoleyixia。
luchenzirannengkanchuguomeixideyane。
但他这是出于礼貌。
tabijingbushiyuanzhu，genbenjiumeiyourenhexieduweisuozhixin。
huoxuneixinyouxiexuaimu，danyejinjinzhishiaimu。
xihuanmeinv，renzhichangqing。
尤其是男人！
kanmeinvshangxinyuemu，kanmeinvnianqingshisui。
嗯！
xiaoshouhenrouruan，danyouxiebingleng。
“kafeihenhaohe！”guomeixiyicilaiyangaineixindebushi。
“shima？wojuedeyiban！”luchenbuxianbudandidao。
“e……kanlaigegeduikafeihaishiyoujifenlejiema！”guomeixikuazandao。
“lejietanbushang！wojuedebaikaishuigenghaohe……”
“e……”guomeixidegangaaiyaofanle。
taganjuezaigenluchenshuoxiaqu，zijiyaobeiexinsile，suoyiqingminleyikoukafeidao：“gegejuedewozhangdezenmeyang？”
“ng！zhangdehenpiaoliang！”
luchenhaobulinsedikuazandao：“satuo，zizai，youyoujifenyouya！youyazhongyoudaiyoujifenqiaopi！huotuotuodexiannvlinchen，meiyanbukefangwu！”
zheiyifankuazan，rangguomeixidunjueneixinbaibanshushuang，tafangfozhenbazijidangchenglezheluofanjiandexiannv。
neipiaopiaoyuxiandeganjue，rangtachadianjiufeiqilai。
danhenkuai……tajiucongpiaopiaoyuxianzhongtuichulai，suizhidourantigaojingti。
zheishi……huayanqiaoyu！！
厉害！！
jinciyijuhua，jiurangtayouxiewanghusuoyi，chenjinqizhong。
高手啊！
渣男中的高手！
butigaojingti，haizhenhuichenjinyubeisuzaodemenghuanshijiezhong。
直播间。
jianshenqiaonvshi：“kandaoleba？tadezuibazongshineimetian，zongshineimehuikuazanren！zheizhangzuiba，jiugenkaiguoguangside……zhiyaotingdao，jiulimanengrangrenchenjinqizhong，fangfozijizhenshizheluofanjiandexiannv！”
kuanzhai：“chengeniubi！zheijuhua……huagequanquanbiaochulai，yaozhongdianxuexi！”
zhizunbao：“zheiniandai，meiyoudianwencai，meiyoudianyanzhi，doubunengdangzhanana！”
ningxiaoling：“runruna！nikezhangdianxina！”
咖啡馆。
“neinishuo……wopiaoliang，haishiwangxiaorungengpiaoliang？”guomeixikaishijinruguidaole。
luchendanranyixiaodao：“geyouqianqiuba！wangxiaorunqingchunjingli，neizaitianmei，meiyoushisuzhongdegouxindoujiaoyueryuwozha！erni，qiaopilingdong，satuozizai，suiruxiannv，dansixiangchengshu，shaolejifenchunzhen，duolejifenxinggan！”