第5章 来啊造作啊

litanerpingfuwanxinqing,zhenglihaoyifujiuzouchulefangmen,sheizhigangmeizoujibu,jiubeiyijianruideshengyinjilanzhule。

“you,tanerjiejiea,haiyiweibenxiaojiekancuoleni”nvziqingyilianbu,yaoraodeshenzi,piaopiaoruxian。xiangjilekongzhongfanfeidecaidie,fenwaideyinrenzhumu。

kezheixizhangdeshuangmou,nanmianrangrenjuedeyifujiansuankebodemoyang。

renzongshuomianyouxinsheng,litanerjuedezaiduibuguole。

neinvzishilihengqieshizhaoyiniangdenver,lifuerxiaojie,liwaner,naohaidejiyizhongzuixihuanzhaolitanermafan,banzui,tiaoxindejiushita。

“yuanlaishiwanermeimeia。”litanerpixiaoroubuxiaodekanzheliwaner,yemeiyouzhiwangcongtazuilitingdaohaohua。

liwanerzuijiaoyixiao:“buduibudui,xianzaiyinggaikoujiaosanwangfeila。”

litanerlandetingtazaizheilengchaorefeng,jizhexianglikai,sheizhigangzouyibu,tingdaoliwanerkaikoushuozhe:“aiya,youderenazhenshitianbuzhichi,jiayulewangyequehaiqutaizilachebuqing。shibushineigewankuwangyegenbenmeibanifangxinshang,laitaizizheierxunzhaoanwei?”

litanerlikezhanzhujiao,taitoukanzheliwaner。

bunufanxiaodao:“meimeimoyaoxuekoupenren,cishikebudewangyan。”

liwanerxiangshitingdaolexiaohuaside,daxiaolejishenggangganghaiduanzhuangdianyadedajiaguixiumoyangdangranwucun:“hahaha,woxuekoupenren?benxiaojieyankanzheniyutaiziyiqianyihoucongpianfangchulai,nandaohaiwulainibucheng?”

litanermeixiangdaohuibeitazhuangjian,zheijianshiruoshicongliwanerkouzhongshuochuqubuzhiyouyaoniangchengduodadehuoshi。

naohaizhongxunsusiliangruhehuida。

liwanerjiantabushuohua,juedezijishuozhongletadexinsigengjiadeyile:“litanera,wohaizhenshipeifuni,liangweihuangzijiuzheimebeiniwannongyuguzhang,zheixiahaolawanzaleba!”

litanerditoubuyuerhoutaitouxuezheganggangliwanerdemoyangdaxiaolejisheng。

liwaneryihuodekanzhetafenglesideyangzi:“ni?nixiaoshenme?”

“meimeiameimei,zhenshihuatianxiazhidajia,liangweihuangzizheihuanishiruheshuochukoude?woyutaizidianxiaqingqingbaibai,yusanwangyegengshixiangjingyoujia。zenme?pingniyigebufengzhuoyingdeguihua,jiuyaolijianwohewangye?”

litanershouqixiaoliancoudaoliwanershenbianyiziyijushuodao。

liwanerjianshuobuguojiuyaoshangshou,jieguoxiayimiaozhongjiubeiwozhuleshou,yixiajiuhuangluanle,buzhicongheshiqilitanersihubuzaishicongqianneibanrenrenqifuderuanruomoyangfaneryouxiehairen。

litaneryanshenbiandelingli,coudaoliwanererbian,yansudeshuodao:“congqianzenyangwoyebuguanni,rujinwoyijiaruwangfu,yirongjurongyisunjusundedaoliwoxiangnibuhuibumingbai。nizixizhengdayankankanzheishilifu,ruonihuluanzaoyaorelaishenmedamafan,niheniniangderonghuafuguikejiubaobuzhule!niqiehaohaoxiangxiang!”

shuowanzhongzhonglakailiwanerdeshoubei,kuaisulikaile,kongliuliwanerduzizaiyuandi,hedebuzhisuocuo。

zhishierrendouweichajue,guaijiaochuyigerenyingkuaisushanguo。

litanerzaicizoudaoqiantingshi,taiziyijingzoule。

yijiarenzuozaiyiqicaocaochilefan,shenyuhengliansejiuyizhibutaihao,xianglaiyeshibeitaizijiaodemeilehaoxinqing。

chiguofanhoubingweiduoduotingliu,huilewangfu。

yilushangerrenyijiuwuyan,kejiaolaishiqifenmingxiangengjiadimi。

daolewangfu,shenyuhengbingweiduoyanzhijiezoujinleshufang,zaimeichulai。

litanerxinzhongyeshiwuweizachen,yuanbentajuedexianzaizheigeqingkuangdanggexianyutinghao,kesheizhidaohuimenyitang,jingxianrutaiziyuwangyededouzhengzhong,zhaozheiyangxiaqubuguangshitaziji,lifuyehuibeiqianlian。taduanranbunengranglijiashenxianxianjing。litaneryitoudaozaichuangshangxinzhongdahan“a!laotianyerangwochuanyueguolaijiushiweilezhemowodema?!”

书房里面

shenyuhengmeitoujinsuo,lianseyinchenhuixiangjinritaizisuozuosuowei,yanzhongdemoseyoushenleyifen。

weishengongjingzaiyipangrushibingbaojinrilifusuojiansuowen。zaozaigangrufujiuyuwangyexinlingshenhui,yizhengtiandouyouxindingzhelitanerhetaizidianxia。

“e,nishishuoerrenyouguozhengchao?”

weishenshihuashihua:“shidewangye,shuxiatuiduanshitaizidianxiaxiangjiewangfeilaitantingwangfu,kewangfeibingweitongyi。youcifashenglekoujiao。”

shenyuhenghuisenandongzhuanleshoushangdebanzhi,neixinzixisiliangzhe,wendao:“errenmobushiyanxi?”

weishenhuixiangledangshideqingjing,yaoleyaotou:“buhui,taizidianxialikaishiqueshimanliannuhuo,erqielijiaerxiaojieyezaibuyuanchutoukan,zhizhiwangfeichumen,caiganshangqianxiluoyifan。”

shenyuhengqingqingtiaomei:“erxiaojie?”

“shidewangye,shilifushunvsulaiyuwangfeibuhe。

jianwangfeiyutaiziduchu,pianyaoduandingerrensihui。erhouwangfeigaojieta,bingjieshishuozijiyutaiziqingqingbaibai。”

shenyuhengfangxiashouzhongzheshan,yibuzoudaochuangbian,yueguakongzhongruobeiyuncengsisidangzhu,jiulianfanxingyexiandemenglongbuqing。

wunaikaikoudao:“jinritaiziqianlaitiaoxin,shitielexinyaocongwoshouzhongduozouhubu,wangfeikenengzhishidiyibu,kanhaowangfei,yanxiaqingshihaibugouminglang。yiqiexiaoxinweishang!”

weishenzhengzhonghuida:“shi,shuxiajinji。”

litanerzaichuangshangfanlaifuquhaishishuibuzhe,yushiqishendakaichuanghutoutouqi,kanyuesemenglong,xinzhongduozhongsixufanyong,duanduansantianxiangshiguolesannian。

zijiliangekeyishuoxinlihuadedoumeiyou,ruoshigaosuxiaosang,haibuzhidaohuibahaizihechengshenmeyangzi,haishizijibiezheba。

silaixiangqu,jibuxianglianleilijia,yebuxiangmeiriduizhewangye,gengbuxiangmianduitaizi。

henxianrantaozouyiranshibukequdele,zenmenengweilezijilazhenggelijiaxiashui,dieniangyourucitengaiziji。

zuoleyixiliesixiangdouzhengzhihou,juedingzhaodianshiqingzuole,buyongzhengriwozaifuzhong,zhangwoxianzaijushi,chuleshiyehaojinkuaichoushen。

litanerxianglebantian,turanyishidaozijidejiazhuanglimiansihuyoujigepuzi,keyikaijijiapuzi,jinengdatanxiaoxi,younengzhengqian。

dierriyidazao,litanerjiushangganzhequheshenyuhengchizaofan。biaominglezijixiangqukanpuzidexiangfa,sheizhiwangyehenkuaidayingle,yuanbenzhunbeileyidaduihuashuyonglaishuofutadoumeiyongshang。

shenyuhengwusuoweidao:“wangfeixiangqunalidoukeyi,biezaifuzhongmenhuaile,yihuibenwangfenfuweishenxuanjigeshenshouhaodegenzhe,yekeshishibaohu。”

jingdiaolexiaba,zheihaishitarenshidewangyema?shenmeshihoubianderucitiexinle。

pawangyefanhuijimangxieen:“duoxiewangye,chenqiechibaolebutaoraowangyela。”yiliuyanpaozoule。

shenyuhengkanzhepaoyuandebeiying,zuijiaoyixiaoyouhenkuaixiaoshibujian,yanzhongmanshifuzahesuanji。

fenfuweishendao:“zixidingzhe,ruozhenshishenzaicaoyingxinzaihan,yebubigunianshenmefuqiqingfen!”

litaneryexujiubuchumen,xianshidaizhexiaosangguangleguangrenaodejishi,dagailejiedaozheigeshijiedeshangyehuanjingheshangyemoshi。

lianggeshichenguohou,cailaidaolejiuloudemenqian。

kandaohuamanlou,litanertunletunkoushui,zheimingzinaxiangzhengjingjiuloua!

dianlizhangjudezhengmeitoujinsuojidezuoyouduobu,jianlitanerxiangjiandaojiuxingside,“wangfeininlaile,zheinanchandekeren,xiaodezhenshimeibanfala。”

“zheiliangweikerenzaicailichichuletoufa,pianyaotaogeshuofa,kewomenhuamanlousuoyouchushidoushiguangtou,chichutoufajianzhishiwujizhitan。tamenwuliqunaobianbale,haibakerenmendouhepaole。duiwomenjiuloumingshengshizaiyouyingxiang。”

litaneryeshizuoshengyideduizheizhongguyizhaochadeshijianguaibuguaile,fenfuxiaqu:“mianletaerrendefanqian,zaizuofenxindejisongguoqu。”

benyiweizheishiyejiujiejuele,kesheizhierrenyijiubuyiburao,rangrangzhexinzuodecailihaishiyoutoufa,shenzhizhangkouyaoyibailiangyinzidangbuchangjin。

haiyangyanruguobujijiunaodaoyamenqu。

litaneryuanyiweirenrenjiuguoqule,zennaitamenyicicichujidixian,neijiubieguaitayongdianshouduan。

fenfuzhangjujiaolesigezhuanghankouzhuleerren。

zheiduinannvyijiubufuqi,dashengrangrangdao:“haiyoumeiyouwangfa,dongyongsixing?womenyaoquyamengaonimenwuliangjianshang!”

tazuozaiyipang,kanzhetamenzeihanzhuozeideyangzidoujiqixiaole:“heihei,nimenkezhenyouyisi,yuanxiangzhejinimenyicijihui,kenikankan,jinimenjihuinimenyebuzhongyonga。haixiangewo,kanlaishiwotaijinimenlianmianle。”

shuowanyanshenshiyileyixia,zhuanghanmenbiankaishisouerrendeshen,errenpinmingfankang:“ganshenme,nimenfangkai!yuanbenxiangzheyibailiangjiusuanle,nimenjingganruciduiwomen,womenyaoqugaoni!gaoni……”

litanerjiantamenshibujiantuzibusaying,yelandetingtamenfeihuagancuinazhuobubaerrenzuijidushangle。

manyidedianlediantou:“guoranqingjingduole。”buyihui,guozhencongshenshangsouchulaixuduotoufa。

“kanlaishiguanfanleya,pengshangwosuannimendaomei。”

litanerfenfuzhuanghan:“tamenbushiyaogaozhuangma,batamensongdaoyamenqu。daishangzheixietoufahewomenhuamanloudechushimen。renzhengwuzhengjuzai,wokantamenhaizenyangjiaobian”

errenzhengzhazhebeisongchulemen。