澄清

【shenxiuyanyinggaijiushijiemuzushuodeneiweidakaba?】

【jiangyaoni?haoxiangkanzheiweidengyuepengcidexiaohukahuishuoxieshenmeei。】

【hahahajiangyaotoutouliujinchufangle,jiuzaigangcai,gujiyeshijuedezijijianbuderenba。】

【tabushishuoyaozuofanma?wodaoyaokankantanengzuochushenmedongxi。】

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chufangli,neixiebenjiucunzhekanrenaoxinsideguanzhongyongjinjiangyaozhibojian,zhijianhouzhezhengjiaqingjiushudidakaibingxiang,zhenconglimianquchulaiguamianhediaoliao。

???bushi,tawanzhende?

做饭?江杳?

danmushangdezhiyizhishengbiandeduoqilai,danxianzainaoziluanzaozaodejiangyaoyegenbenkanbujianzhibojianlidepingjia。

tashuliandichaikaiguamianbaozhuang,kaishixiguoshaoshuizhumian。

chufangzheikuaijingtoujiaoduqishibusuanhao,zhinengkanjianjiangyaoweiweimangliudebeiying,haiyouneikuaibaidefaguangdehoubojing。

danpianpianjiushizheiyangyigejingtou,bansuizhegunshuishaokaihoudeyinyunwuqi,jingyeyoujifensuiyuejinghaozhigan。

【……huanshixianhuirenqishizenmehuishi?】

【jiangyaozheiyangananjingjingzhumiandeyangzihaohaokanwo,meirenguoranbuguanzenyangdoushihaokande。】

【kantazheidongzuodaoxiangshizuoguohenduocile,xianzaihuizuofandeyirenkebuduole。】

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“扣扣扣——”

yuanbenhaizaifadaidejiangyaohuiguoshen,tashunzheshixianqukan,queyoujiangzaileyuandi。

“youxuyaobangmangdedifangme?”zheishihoushenxiuyantuoxialexifuwaitao,chenshanxiubeijuanleshangqu,shoubeishangdeqingjinweiweituqi,queyoubuxiandekuazhang。

daoshirujinhenshouhuanyingde“gongfang”xingxiang。

zhishijiangyaoquemeizheifangmiandexiangfa,tahaiyouxieleng,banshangcaihuiguoshen,dishengdao:“woyigerenkeyide。”

ranerhaibudengheifaqingnianfangsongxialai,yiguqiangshilengrandeqixiquezhourankaojin,jiangyaoshouyidou,caidaobianbeishenpangrennazou。

“qujiangguamianjiaqilai,zheiliyouwo。”shenxiuyanzirandijieguoqiecaiweizhi,zhijiananzhuzhenbanshangdecong,daogongxianshu。

shiburongjujuequeyougewaianxindezitai。

jiangyaobeiganzaiyipang,fenmingtaxianjinlai,zheixiafandaoxiandeshouzuwucuo。

zuihou,jiangyaohaishijuedingxiannuodaozhuguomianqian,pansuanzhezhaogejihuiliuchuqu。

“nihaoxiangzaibikaiwo。”bansuizheqiecaishide“dada”sisheng,shenxiuyanhaosisuikouyiti。

“meiyou。”jiangyaoyingzhetoupi,ganbabashuo。

【jiumingweishenmehuijuedezheimedouahahaha。】

【bushidoushuojiangyaoxixueshenxiuyanma?zenmexianzaifandaoxiangshilaoshujianlemaoa。】

【yuqinguzong!jueduishiyuqinguzong!】

【shenyingdihaishiyirujiwangdixinzhikoukuai,zhijiejiuwenchulaile。】

jiangyaodawanhua,chufanglijiuxianruleyizhenjijing,tameirenzhuqiaoqiaokanleyanshenxiuyan,jianhouzherengshidandanmoyang,yebuzijuefangxiaxinlai,jiuqunawanyaojiangguamianjiaqi。

shuodaodihaishitataibawangluoshangneixiefengyanfengyudanghuishi,shenxiuyanzheimemang,gujidoumeibazheixiefangzaiyanliba。

“neitianxiexieni。”shenxiuyanturanshuo。

huayinluoxia,jiangyaoniezhukuaizideshoushunjianjiujinlexie,dao:“shen,shenme?”

“jinqiwangluoshangyouxuduoguanyunibutaihaodepingjia,qianduanshijianjinzuhoudaoyanyaoqiufengbiguanli,meilaidejichengqing。”shenxiuyantaiqiyan,kanxianghaizhuanganchunjiangyao,shixianluozaineiyijieyingbaifuroudehoubojingshang。

“zheijianshishiwomeilaidejichuli,baoqian。”shenxiuyanyiziyijudao,lengdandeshengxianzhonghanzhesisilvlvdepibei,“wohuijinkuaianpai。”

huayuyidianyidianzajinjiangyaodeerduoli,ketaqueturanjuedeyouxiexudeerming。

jiangyaojinyulequandemudebushuoqita,zhishaoyouyibufenqueyeshiyinweiyangmushenxiuyan,jingpeihouzhedeyanji。

shuojuouxiangyebuweiguole。

zhishibuzhidaoweishenme,dangshenxiuyankaikoujieshizheiyiqieshi,tajingranjuedexinzhongcengjingneidiandiandeyangmuyuxiaizaizhujiantuique。

youhuozheneiyitiantajiubugaichuxianzaineijianjiudian,bijingshenxiuyanzheiyangderenwu,nalihailundedaotabangmangni?

jiangyaobuzhidaoshenxiuyanzheijuhuazhongyoumeiyouchanzaqita,tazhishilvelvedixiatou,jiangshutouledeguamianjiaqilai,renyoushangshengdewuqizhezhumianpang。

“啊,没事的。”

banshang,jiangyaotingjianzijizheiyangshuo,“shenyingdiyuanyibangwochengqing,woyijinghenganjile。benlaiwojiushishibaxian,yingxianglixiao,meishenmede。”

yijingguoqulezheimeduotian,zhende,meishenmede。

shenxiuyanweiweizhouqimei,jiangyaodetingshangqusihumeishenmewenti,kequeyouyizhongshuobuchulaideguaiyi。

danbudengtaxixiang,jiangyaobianjiangwanzhizaiyipang,shuo:“jiexialaijiumafanshenyingdile,woxianchuqu。”

shuowan,jiangyaobianzhuanguoshen,buzaiquguanduifang。

《xindongshike》diyitiankaibo,mouboderesoucitiaojihujiubeiyuzhixiangguandehuatibabang。

erqizhongtaolunduzuigaode,ziranhaishiyingdishenxiuyanheqianduanshijianbeixichengweidengyuepengcidejiangyao。

youqishikanguoquanchengdeshenxiuyanfensi,jihusuandeshangshimimangle。

shenxiuyanzaizhibojianlideyisi,shizaijijiangyaoxibaima?

daodishibangdeshenmemang?youshichengqingshenmeshi?

danhaimeidengfensiyihuotaijiu,shenxiuyangongzuoshidebowenbiangenzhexiafale。

geluchiguarenfenfenyongguoqu,youguanyujiangyaobanzhenbanjiadeheiliaoyezhongyuzaishutianhoudedaoleyingyoudejieshiyuchengqing。

bowendazhiyisijiushizhenduiqianduanshijianerrendeneitiaoshipin,neitianshishenxiuyanqinggongyanhezuiqiaoyujiangyao,jiangyaozuoweifensimeirenzhuduoliaolejiju,liangrenchujiankonghoubianyougezidezhulijiehuiqule。

meixiangdaobeiyouxinrenshiliyong,jilingyiweidangshirenzaochenglejiqidadekunrao,bingqiehuyufensiqingbuyaoguoduguanzhuyanyuansishenghuo,ershijiangzhongxinfangzaiyanyishiyeshang。

shenxiuyanfangyebiaoshihuizhuizexiangguanjiudianyijiyingxiaohaosanbubushiyaoyan。

bowenjiangdehenjiandan,kansiweizheijianshihuashangleyigejuhao,shijishangliujikanguandequeshiyigedadadewenhao。

qiyishifensizhiyiweishenmezheimeyijianshihuituodaozheimewancaichengqing。qierziranshiwangyoumencaicezheiqishishibushiheshenxiuyanshang《xindongshike》youguan。

bijingjiangyaozhishixiaohuka,zheicishijianduishenxiuyanwushangdaya,duiyuqianzhequeshiyicizhimingxingdedaji。

benshenjiumeiduoshaofensiliang,cishiyichuneiweishubuduodeyanfenyedougenzhepaoguang。

shenxiuyandefensigengshijiangjiangyaodexingxiangeyisuzaochengyigebieyouyongxindexiaoren,lurenyuankeweishiyijiangzaijiang。

genghekuangzheiqizhonghaiyouxuduohunshuimoyudeheiziyubulizhifen,hunxiaoshixian。

jibianchengqing,gujiduanshijianneiyehennanzhuanyuan。

buguohaozaiduibiqimouboshangdexingfengxueyu,jiangyaodezhibojianlineiweishubuduodefensiyezhongyuzhilengleqilai。

【wolaila!zhiqianyaoyaoyizhibeiheidehaocan,woshuoliangjudoubeishenxiuyanfensijiduihuiqu,qidenaorenteng,kesuanshishoudeyunkaijianyuemingle。】

【yaoyaomeiren!zhongyukeyidadankaimaile!woshilaikanlianzongkecpde,bushilaikanshenxiuyanfensimarende。】

【zheijiangyaohaizhentingjianqiang,beiwuyuanwugumalezheimeduotian,yaoshihuanwoxintaizaobengle。】

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jiemuzubingmeiyoushouqujiabinmendeshouji,zuozaiketingdejirenliziranyeyou5gchonglangxuanshou,jiubiruqizhongdesongxingyuanzhengzaishuazheshouji,kandaocongchufangchulaidejiangyaotiaoletiaomei,yiweishenzhang。

“nibushizaizhumianma?zenmechulaile?”yuanqiaoyanjiandikandaozhengdasuantoutouliushangloudejiangyao,yijuhuajiuranghouzhedingzaileyuandi。

jiangyaolengleyixia,haishizhuanguoshen,shuo:“shenyingdizailimian,wojiubufangaitale。”

zhongrenbiaoshilijie,erneitoudexuzhiwuyexiaoshengjiedao:“meixiangdaoshenyingdijingranhaihuizuofan,jianzhixiangzuomengyiyang。”

songxingyuanlilelizijiyouyishuguodezaoxing,yuqidaizhexiexubuman:“kehuasuiruci,jiemuzuyebunengzhenjiurangwomenzheimecouheyidunba。”

“kenengshijiemuzuhaimeilaidejizhunbeishicai,xianyingfuyidun,wanshangyinggaijiuhaole。”wentuzaicichulaidiaojiedao。

songxingyuankanleyandayuanchangdewentu,meizaishuohua。

【suiranzheiweixiaoshaoyehenjiaoqi,danshuodeyezaili。jiemuzuzhenjiurangjiabinzhongwuchimian?】

【chimianzenmela?youbushichibubao,zheimejiaoqilaicanjiashenmezongyiwo?】

jiangyaozoudaoketing,yijiuxuanzeleyichujiaoluozuoxia,pangbianshigangcaishuoguojijuhuadewentu,daoyemeizenmejuedeganga。

“duile,gangcaijiemuzutongzhi,zuihouyiweijiabinyaowanshangcainengdao,yisishichiwanfanhouwomenxiankaishizhiboliucheng,fangjiandexuanzezaixiawujinxing。”wentuxiaoshengduijiangyaojieshi。

jiangyaodiandiantou:“womeishenmede,tingconganpai。”

heifaqingnianwozaishafali,biaoqingguaiqiaodeyouxiebukesiyi,zheiyangderen,zugourouruanyousuihe,zonghuizaibujingyijianxiyinzhupangrendemuguang。

wentukanzheta,zhijuedeshouzhijianyegenzheyangyangde。

【sheidonga,neigesurenwentuhejiangyaozuozaiyiqizhendehaohaokanya,shijueshengyan!peiyilian!】

【a?loushangyaobuyaokankanzijizaishuoxieshenme,zheiliangkanshangqudoubutaigongba。】

【jiemuzubushishuolemeiyougongshoufangzhifenma?】

【dankanwaixingyehaishinengfenbianchu0he1deya。】

suiran《xindongshike》caikaibomeiduojiu,dangejiabinsuotixianchulaidexinggeyurenshequeyishifenxianming。

jiubiruzuozaipangbiandesurenwentu,bujinluoluodafang,chushihaititiexini,qingshangpogao。

eryuanbenyizhibeidazhongchengwei“wenroubaiyueguang”delingbaizaizongyilifanerxiandechenmoxuduo,zhiyoushibushideyonghuisedemuguangpiexiangjiangyao,nengbushuohuashibianbushuohua。

【wozenmeganjuelingbaizongshizaitoukanjiangyaoa?】

【yuanlaibuzhiwoyigerenzheimejuede,gangcaiwentuhejiangyaoshuohua,lingbaihaoxiangbutaigaoxing。erqielingbaihaolengmo,doubuzenmeshuohua。】

【heiheixirihaoyourujinyigeyichengdingliuyigehaishixiaohuka,zenmeganjuezheiduizuheyehenhaoke!】

danmuzhengzaikeshengkesi,chufangdemianyechabuduozuohaole。

“zhunbeichifanle。”shenxiuyanyaojianhaiweizheweiqun,jiuhaoxiangtianshangdeqinglengzhexianyixiazizhanranshangleyanhuoqixi。