【shenxiuyanyinggaijiushijiemuzushuodeneiweidakaba?】
【jiangyaoni?haoxiangkanzheiweidengyuepengcidexiaohukahuishuoxieshenmeei。】
【hahahajiangyaotoutouliujinchufangle,jiuzaigangcai,gujiyeshijuedezijijianbuderenba。】
【tabushishuoyaozuofanma?wodaoyaokankantanengzuochushenmedongxi。】
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chufangli,neixiebenjiucunzhekanrenaoxinsideguanzhongyongjinjiangyaozhibojian,zhijianhouzhezhengjiaqingjiushudidakaibingxiang,zhenconglimianquchulaiguamianhediaoliao。
???bushi,tawanzhende?
做饭?江杳?
danmushangdezhiyizhishengbiandeduoqilai,danxianzainaoziluanzaozaodejiangyaoyegenbenkanbujianzhibojianlidepingjia。
tashuliandichaikaiguamianbaozhuang,kaishixiguoshaoshuizhumian。
chufangzheikuaijingtoujiaoduqishibusuanhao,zhinengkanjianjiangyaoweiweimangliudebeiying,haiyouneikuaibaidefaguangdehoubojing。
danpianpianjiushizheiyangyigejingtou,bansuizhegunshuishaokaihoudeyinyunwuqi,jingyeyoujifensuiyuejinghaozhigan。
【……huanshixianhuirenqishizenmehuishi?】
【jiangyaozheiyangananjingjingzhumiandeyangzihaohaokanwo,meirenguoranbuguanzenyangdoushihaokande。】
【kantazheidongzuodaoxiangshizuoguohenduocile,xianzaihuizuofandeyirenkebuduole。】
……
“扣扣扣——”
yuanbenhaizaifadaidejiangyaohuiguoshen,tashunzheshixianqukan,queyoujiangzaileyuandi。
“youxuyaobangmangdedifangme?”zheishihoushenxiuyantuoxialexifuwaitao,chenshanxiubeijuanleshangqu,shoubeishangdeqingjinweiweituqi,queyoubuxiandekuazhang。
daoshirujinhenshouhuanyingde“gongfang”xingxiang。
zhishijiangyaoquemeizheifangmiandexiangfa,tahaiyouxieleng,banshangcaihuiguoshen,dishengdao:“woyigerenkeyide。”
ranerhaibudengheifaqingnianfangsongxialai,yiguqiangshilengrandeqixiquezhourankaojin,jiangyaoshouyidou,caidaobianbeishenpangrennazou。
“qujiangguamianjiaqilai,zheiliyouwo。”shenxiuyanzirandijieguoqiecaiweizhi,zhijiananzhuzhenbanshangdecong,daogongxianshu。
shiburongjujuequeyougewaianxindezitai。
jiangyaobeiganzaiyipang,fenmingtaxianjinlai,zheixiafandaoxiandeshouzuwucuo。
zuihou,jiangyaohaishijuedingxiannuodaozhuguomianqian,pansuanzhezhaogejihuiliuchuqu。
“nihaoxiangzaibikaiwo。”bansuizheqiecaishide“dada”sisheng,shenxiuyanhaosisuikouyiti。
“meiyou。”jiangyaoyingzhetoupi,ganbabashuo。
【jiumingweishenmehuijuedezheimedouahahaha。】
【bushidoushuojiangyaoxixueshenxiuyanma?zenmexianzaifandaoxiangshilaoshujianlemaoa。】
【yuqinguzong!jueduishiyuqinguzong!】
【shenyingdihaishiyirujiwangdixinzhikoukuai,zhijiejiuwenchulaile。】
jiangyaodawanhua,chufanglijiuxianruleyizhenjijing,tameirenzhuqiaoqiaokanleyanshenxiuyan,jianhouzherengshidandanmoyang,yebuzijuefangxiaxinlai,jiuqunawanyaojiangguamianjiaqi。
shuodaodihaishitataibawangluoshangneixiefengyanfengyudanghuishi,shenxiuyanzheimemang,gujidoumeibazheixiefangzaiyanliba。
“neitianxiexieni。”shenxiuyanturanshuo。
huayinluoxia,jiangyaoniezhukuaizideshoushunjianjiujinlexie,dao:“shen,shenme?”
“jinqiwangluoshangyouxuduoguanyunibutaihaodepingjia,qianduanshijianjinzuhoudaoyanyaoqiufengbiguanli,meilaidejichengqing。”shenxiuyantaiqiyan,kanxianghaizhuanganchunjiangyao,shixianluozaineiyijieyingbaifuroudehoubojingshang。
“zheijianshishiwomeilaidejichuli,baoqian。”shenxiuyanyiziyijudao,lengdandeshengxianzhonghanzhesisilvlvdepibei,“wohuijinkuaianpai。”
huayuyidianyidianzajinjiangyaodeerduoli,ketaqueturanjuedeyouxiexudeerming。
jiangyaojinyulequandemudebushuoqita,zhishaoyouyibufenqueyeshiyinweiyangmushenxiuyan,jingpeihouzhedeyanji。
shuojuouxiangyebuweiguole。
zhishibuzhidaoweishenme,dangshenxiuyankaikoujieshizheiyiqieshi,tajingranjuedexinzhongcengjingneidiandiandeyangmuyuxiaizaizhujiantuique。
youhuozheneiyitiantajiubugaichuxianzaineijianjiudian,bijingshenxiuyanzheiyangderenwu,nalihailundedaotabangmangni?
jiangyaobuzhidaoshenxiuyanzheijuhuazhongyoumeiyouchanzaqita,tazhishilvelvedixiatou,jiangshutouledeguamianjiaqilai,renyoushangshengdewuqizhezhumianpang。
“啊,没事的。”
banshang,jiangyaotingjianzijizheiyangshuo,“shenyingdiyuanyibangwochengqing,woyijinghenganjile。benlaiwojiushishibaxian,yingxianglixiao,meishenmede。”
yijingguoqulezheimeduotian,zhende,meishenmede。
shenxiuyanweiweizhouqimei,jiangyaodetingshangqusihumeishenmewenti,kequeyouyizhongshuobuchulaideguaiyi。
danbudengtaxixiang,jiangyaobianjiangwanzhizaiyipang,shuo:“jiexialaijiumafanshenyingdile,woxianchuqu。”
shuowan,jiangyaobianzhuanguoshen,buzaiquguanduifang。
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《xindongshike》diyitiankaibo,mouboderesoucitiaojihujiubeiyuzhixiangguandehuatibabang。
erqizhongtaolunduzuigaode,ziranhaishiyingdishenxiuyanheqianduanshijianbeixichengweidengyuepengcidejiangyao。
youqishikanguoquanchengdeshenxiuyanfensi,jihusuandeshangshimimangle。
shenxiuyanzaizhibojianlideyisi,shizaijijiangyaoxibaima?
daodishibangdeshenmemang?youshichengqingshenmeshi?
danhaimeidengfensiyihuotaijiu,shenxiuyangongzuoshidebowenbiangenzhexiafale。
geluchiguarenfenfenyongguoqu,youguanyujiangyaobanzhenbanjiadeheiliaoyezhongyuzaishutianhoudedaoleyingyoudejieshiyuchengqing。
bowendazhiyisijiushizhenduiqianduanshijianerrendeneitiaoshipin,neitianshishenxiuyanqinggongyanhezuiqiaoyujiangyao,jiangyaozuoweifensimeirenzhuduoliaolejiju,liangrenchujiankonghoubianyougezidezhulijiehuiqule。
meixiangdaobeiyouxinrenshiliyong,jilingyiweidangshirenzaochenglejiqidadekunrao,bingqiehuyufensiqingbuyaoguoduguanzhuyanyuansishenghuo,ershijiangzhongxinfangzaiyanyishiyeshang。
shenxiuyanfangyebiaoshihuizhuizexiangguanjiudianyijiyingxiaohaosanbubushiyaoyan。
bowenjiangdehenjiandan,kansiweizheijianshihuashangleyigejuhao,shijishangliujikanguandequeshiyigedadadewenhao。
qiyishifensizhiyiweishenmezheimeyijianshihuituodaozheimewancaichengqing。qierziranshiwangyoumencaicezheiqishishibushiheshenxiuyanshang《xindongshike》youguan。
bijingjiangyaozhishixiaohuka,zheicishijianduishenxiuyanwushangdaya,duiyuqianzhequeshiyicizhimingxingdedaji。
benshenjiumeiduoshaofensiliang,cishiyichuneiweishubuduodeyanfenyedougenzhepaoguang。
shenxiuyandefensigengshijiangjiangyaodexingxiangeyisuzaochengyigebieyouyongxindexiaoren,lurenyuankeweishiyijiangzaijiang。
genghekuangzheiqizhonghaiyouxuduohunshuimoyudeheiziyubulizhifen,hunxiaoshixian。
jibianchengqing,gujiduanshijianneiyehennanzhuanyuan。
buguohaozaiduibiqimouboshangdexingfengxueyu,jiangyaodezhibojianlineiweishubuduodefensiyezhongyuzhilengleqilai。
【wolaila!zhiqianyaoyaoyizhibeiheidehaocan,woshuoliangjudoubeishenxiuyanfensijiduihuiqu,qidenaorenteng,kesuanshishoudeyunkaijianyuemingle。】
【yaoyaomeiren!zhongyukeyidadankaimaile!woshilaikanlianzongkecpde,bushilaikanshenxiuyanfensimarende。】
【zheijiangyaohaizhentingjianqiang,beiwuyuanwugumalezheimeduotian,yaoshihuanwoxintaizaobengle。】
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jiemuzubingmeiyoushouqujiabinmendeshouji,zuozaiketingdejirenliziranyeyou5gchonglangxuanshou,jiubiruqizhongdesongxingyuanzhengzaishuazheshouji,kandaocongchufangchulaidejiangyaotiaoletiaomei,yiweishenzhang。
“nibushizaizhumianma?zenmechulaile?”yuanqiaoyanjiandikandaozhengdasuantoutouliushangloudejiangyao,yijuhuajiuranghouzhedingzaileyuandi。
jiangyaolengleyixia,haishizhuanguoshen,shuo:“shenyingdizailimian,wojiubufangaitale。”
zhongrenbiaoshilijie,erneitoudexuzhiwuyexiaoshengjiedao:“meixiangdaoshenyingdijingranhaihuizuofan,jianzhixiangzuomengyiyang。”
songxingyuanlilelizijiyouyishuguodezaoxing,yuqidaizhexiexubuman:“kehuasuiruci,jiemuzuyebunengzhenjiurangwomenzheimecouheyidunba。”
“kenengshijiemuzuhaimeilaidejizhunbeishicai,xianyingfuyidun,wanshangyinggaijiuhaole。”wentuzaicichulaidiaojiedao。
songxingyuankanleyandayuanchangdewentu,meizaishuohua。
【suiranzheiweixiaoshaoyehenjiaoqi,danshuodeyezaili。jiemuzuzhenjiurangjiabinzhongwuchimian?】
【chimianzenmela?youbushichibubao,zheimejiaoqilaicanjiashenmezongyiwo?】
jiangyaozoudaoketing,yijiuxuanzeleyichujiaoluozuoxia,pangbianshigangcaishuoguojijuhuadewentu,daoyemeizenmejuedeganga。
“duile,gangcaijiemuzutongzhi,zuihouyiweijiabinyaowanshangcainengdao,yisishichiwanfanhouwomenxiankaishizhiboliucheng,fangjiandexuanzezaixiawujinxing。”wentuxiaoshengduijiangyaojieshi。
jiangyaodiandiantou:“womeishenmede,tingconganpai。”
heifaqingnianwozaishafali,biaoqingguaiqiaodeyouxiebukesiyi,zheiyangderen,zugourouruanyousuihe,zonghuizaibujingyijianxiyinzhupangrendemuguang。
wentukanzheta,zhijuedeshouzhijianyegenzheyangyangde。
【sheidonga,neigesurenwentuhejiangyaozuozaiyiqizhendehaohaokanya,shijueshengyan!peiyilian!】
【a?loushangyaobuyaokankanzijizaishuoxieshenme,zheiliangkanshangqudoubutaigongba。】
【jiemuzubushishuolemeiyougongshoufangzhifenma?】
【dankanwaixingyehaishinengfenbianchu0he1deya。】
suiran《xindongshike》caikaibomeiduojiu,dangejiabinsuotixianchulaidexinggeyurenshequeyishifenxianming。
jiubiruzuozaipangbiandesurenwentu,bujinluoluodafang,chushihaititiexini,qingshangpogao。
eryuanbenyizhibeidazhongchengwei“wenroubaiyueguang”delingbaizaizongyilifanerxiandechenmoxuduo,zhiyoushibushideyonghuisedemuguangpiexiangjiangyao,nengbushuohuashibianbushuohua。
【wozenmeganjuelingbaizongshizaitoukanjiangyaoa?】
【yuanlaibuzhiwoyigerenzheimejuede,gangcaiwentuhejiangyaoshuohua,lingbaihaoxiangbutaigaoxing。erqielingbaihaolengmo,doubuzenmeshuohua。】
【heiheixirihaoyourujinyigeyichengdingliuyigehaishixiaohuka,zenmeganjuezheiduizuheyehenhaoke!】
danmuzhengzaikeshengkesi,chufangdemianyechabuduozuohaole。
“zhunbeichifanle。”shenxiuyanyaojianhaiweizheweiqun,jiuhaoxiangtianshangdeqinglengzhexianyixiazizhanranshangleyanhuoqixi。