yuanzili，dingtaoxintaitouwangzhetajiajiangjinliangmidetuqiang，zhengao！
zhenggehoumangcunjiajiahuhudeyuanqiangzuigaoyejiuyimizuoyou，gengduorenjiadoushileidianzhuantou，yisiyisi。
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qiyinshi，gebiniusanshenerlaoshigaozhuang，shuoshaniertoutajiajidan，haidashanier。
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disanci，shayebushuole，chaojiahuoba！
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ziciding、niu，liangjiajieleyuan。
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dingtaoxinbuzhidao，tazheisihuabanpaqiangdedongzuo，zhijiekanshaleliyulan，qiaofeng，dingxiangsangeren。
“fengge，taoxinshizapashangqude？”dingxiangyaowangzhezuozaigaoliangmiqiangtoudeguinvdaidaidewendao。
qiaofengkanzhezijiaguinvxiaoxiaodeshenban，ganjuefengyichui，renjiufeile。
niutoukanzheyilianmeng..bidexifuer：“......，”xianzaiguanxindeshizheigewentima？
qiaofengneixinhenchouchang，liangmigaodeqiangtoudoudangbuzhuzijiaguinvxiangtouniusanshenerdejidan，zheiyihouderizikezazheng？zongbunengtiantiangenlaoniujiaganzhangba！
“taniang，zanjiahaiyoujidanma？”qiaofengcetouwendao。
dingxiangyileng，xiangqizijiguinvdeqianke，lianshangyihuang：“meile，tonggongliangjidan，douzhule。”
“taoxinai！guinv，ganjinxialai。”
dingxianghuayingangluo，qiaofeng“sou”diyixia，paodaoqianggendixia，yangtouhongzhedingtaoxin。
“taoxin，diedouliyoutang，ganjinxialai，youtangchi。”
“nier，xiangchijidan，diequjinihuan，zankebunengtourenjiadongxi。”
“taoxin，diedexiaomianao，ganjinxialai，diedainiquganji。”
......
haohuashuoleyidadui，jianguinvbudalita，qiaofengyeji，liangzhishoubalazheqiang，xiangwangshangpa。
naiheqiangshangyigekulongdoumeiyou，qiaofengtiezheqiangzhengzhalebantian，haishishuangjiaozhandi。
tuzijiyanleyaoren，qiaofengjiyanlewaqiang！！
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waxiaoxiaodekulong，chixiaoxiaodegua。
zaidadadezhuantoufengli，wayawayawa，
wadadadekulong，jiubaguinvzhua！
kanzheshouzhijiafenglideni，qiaofengxianzaiyexiangzhidaole，taguinvshizapashangzheiguangbuchuliudegaoqiang？？？
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zhiyuzhenzhengdetoudanzei，zheibu，laile——
haodazuizeimeishuyandilinzheniaotongzoudaoyuanqiangbianshang，zuoqiaoqiaoyoukankan。
tianercaidaliang，chulegebierenjiaqichuang，daduoshudouhaimeiqi。
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liezuiyixiao，haodazuifangxiashoulideniaotong，maizheliangtiaotui，shenqingruyanditiaoguoleqiangtou。
zuozaigaoqiangshangdedingtaoxin【guaibudejiaohaodazui，zheiyixiao，zuidouliedaoergenzihoumianle！】
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“laoniujiadejiyitiantiandouweishahaodongxi，zheimenengxiadan？”haodazuixiaoshengdunangzhe，dunzheshenzi，shenshouqutaojidan。
zuotianxiaosunzichaozheyaochijidan，yigejidannadaoxianli，toumomaile，nengmaierfenqian，haodazuishebude，danyouxintengsunzi，zhinengzaiciguanglinniujiajiwo‘jie’jigejidan。
kanzheshoulimochulaideyigejidan，haiwenhuhude。
sunzidejidanyouzheluole，haodazuijixubashoufangjinjiwolimojidan。
dingjiazheibian，liyulankanzhebaokengdeshanvxu，yinaomenheixian，。
这智商，绝了！
liyulanxinlihuia，zaozhidao，jiushidaojitasanshijinmaifu，tadouburangqiaofengjinlaodingjiademen。
xinliyouqi，jixuxiongkou，liyulanchongzheqiangtouyishengnuhou：“dingtaoxin......”
liyulanmingziganghanchukou，jiutingjiantaxiaosunnvyishengzhangtiandahou，zhijietunmeiletadeshengyin。
“抓贼！”
“抓偷蛋贼！”
“toudanzeitouniujiajidanle，zhuazei！”
haodazuitingzhehansheng，xianshiyileng，ranhoujiuhuangle，shouliwozhesajidan，ganjinliu。
“nagewangbasuntouanjiajidan？laoniangdaduannidetui”
wuzilideniusansheneryitingzijijiajidanyoubeitoule，zeihaizaiyuanzili，chuanzheshuijueshidemiankumianao，guangzhejiaojiuchulaile。
zheihuifeibatoudanzeizhuazhu，kanlaodingjiahaiyoushalianzaihoumangcun。
niusanshenerrendingle，yuanzilidetoudanzeijiushidingtaoxin，manxinhuanxididengzhelaodingjiachuchou，yibaojiufazhichou！！！
dingtaoxinkanhaodazuikuaisudaotengzhexiaoduantui，mashangjiuyaokuaguoqiangtoule，ganjinhanleyiju：“toudanzeiyaopaole，zhuazeilou！”
“toudanzei，wangnalipao！”
yizhijiaogangmaiguoqiangtoudehaodazui，houbolingziyijin，yanjingyibi。
完了！
niusansheneryangyangdeyidikanzhehaodazuidebeiying，huitubumianaogendingtaoxinshenshangchuandemianaoyiyang。
“shanier，ankanzheihuiliyulanyoushahuashuo。”
niusanshenershijingerdizhuaizhehaodazuideyishang，haodazuizhengzhalejixiadoumeituoshen，yigujudadelalijianghaodazuilahuileniujiayuanzi。
“shanier，bajidanjiao......e？！？！”