第五章 那就装新手呗

duanyukanlexiaduiwuchengyuan。

duiwuliyigongsigeren,chuleduizhangyuezhongmian,haiyouyigejiaobuyidafashi,lingyigejiaoyangguandadao。

jinruduiwuhou,duanyuyekandaoleduiwupindaodeliaotianxinxi。

yangguandadao:wodejinengzenmedoushihuisede,xianshijinengbukeshiyong,buyi,nideyeyiyangma?

buyidafashi:meiyoua,wodejinengdoushiliangde,xianshikeyiyong。

yangguandadao:neiweishenmewodebunengyonga!!(jiku)(jiku)(jiku)

buyidafashi:(dengyan)zheiwonazhidao,niwenduizhang。

yangguandadao:duizhang,weishenmewodejinengdoushihuisede?(jiku)

yuezhongmian:(baiyan)nixuedeshishenmejineng?

yangguandadao:shouliexianjing,nizhaoxianjing,jingjixianjing,jinengyouwentima?(yiwen)

yuezhongmian:(tuxue)woshifule,haiyouwentima,nishida**ba?nixuedeshidaozeijineng,nabadadaozuoshenme?dasuankanshuni?

yangguandadao:a?neizenmeban?(jiku)(jiku)

yuezhongmian:(baiyan)daozeidewuqishibishou,bushidadao,qumaibabishouzhuangbeishang,jinengjiunengyongle。(chuitou)(chuitou)

yangguandadao:(mudenggoudai)yuanlaishizheiyang,woxianzaijiuquhuanwuqi。

kandaozheisanrendeliaotianjilu,duanyuduiduiwulidechengyuan,yesuanshiyouledazhidelejiele。

yuezhongmianshuotawanlesinianrongyao,shigegaoshou。gaobugaoshou,duanyubuzhidao,dankendingbushixinshou。

eryangguandadaohebuyidafashizheiliangren,tebieshiyangguandadaozheihuo,jueduishidiyiciwanyouxidechuncainiao。

xuanzewandaozei,liandaozeiyongshenmewuqidoubuzhidao,duochuncuidexiaobaia。

zheishi,yexiuyijingxuewanlejineng,chaozhegelanzhisenzheibianxiaopaoerlai。

“nizaina?”yexiuwenduanyu。

“wojiuzairukouzheili,wokandaonile。”duanyucaokong“yijian”chaozheyexiude“junmoxiao”yingleshangqu。

“wojialegeduiwu,zhenghaochaniyige,woyaoqingnirudui。”

duanyujiyexiufaleruduiyaoqing,tongshiceguoshenzizaiyexiuerbianshuodao:“gangcaiduiwulideduizhangyuezhongmianwenwonishibushixinshou,woshuonishixinshou,nibujieyiba?”

“e?taganmayaowenwoshibushixinshou?”yexiuweiweiyouxiejingya。

“zheijiubuzhidaole,taxianwenwoshibushixinshou,woshuowoshixinshou,ranhoutajiuyaoqingwojindui,woshuowoyaodengwopengyou,jiujujueleta,tawennishibushiyeshixinshou,wojiushuoniyeshixinshou,ranhoujiaowobaniyezushang,ranhoujiuzaidengnile。”duanyubaqianqianhouhoushuoleyibian。

yexiuxiaolexiao:“zheiyanga,jirantaneimexihuandaixinshou,neiwomenjiuzhuangxinshoubei。”

“正有此意。”

liangrenduishiyiyan,huixinyixiao。

“haole,renyijingqile,bengaoshoujintianxinqinghao,daidainimenzheixiecainiao,danshixianshuohaole,dengxiajinlefubendoudetingwozhihui,sheidoubiexiagao,tebieshidabossdeshihou,nimenbuyaoluanlai,ruguobosschouhenotle,nimenbeibossgaosile,kebieguaiwomeitixingnimen。”

yexiujinruduiwuhou,yuezhongmianbiankaishijiduiwulizheixie“cainiao”,guanshuzhetadezhanshulilun。

“ruguoyudaoyinzangboss,zenmefenpei。”yexiuzheishishuodao。

“yo,haitingyoulixiangma,buguanyoumeiyouyinzang,zhiyaobaochulaizhiqiandedongxi,dajiadouyiqiyaodian,nengbunengfacai,jiukangezirenpinle。”

yuezhongmiandehuidameiyourenhemaobing,bijingzheishiyizhiyedui,bossbaochulaidehaodongxijiaojisheidoubufangxin。

zhiyoudajiayiqiyaodian,sheidedianshuda,sheijiuyongyouzheijiandongxi,zuiweigongping。

“hao,jirandoumeiyijian,neijiuzhunbeijinben。”

yuezhongmianshuowandaiduijinrufuben。

duanyudengrenyegenzhejinrufuben。

yijinrufuben,duanyujiutingdaoyuezhongmianjiaoleyisheng。

“**!shenmerenpin,shuolaiyinzangjiulaiyinzang,xiongdinizheizuikaileguanga。”

henxianran,yuezhongmianshuodekaileguangdezui,zhideshiyexiu。

“jintiannimenzhuangdayunle,yinzangbosshunshendoushibao,shaleyinzangboss,dajiayiqifacai。”

yuezhongmiandehua,rangyangguandadaohebuyidafashizheilianggecainiaorexuefeiteng,henbudelimapudaoyinzangbossmianqianqu。

buyidafashi:“duizhang,bosszenmeda,womendoutingnide。”

yangguandadao:“duizhangnianpaiba,wodetiehaoyijingpobujidaile。”

yuezhongmianxinzhonglengxiao:bieji,dengxiajiusongnimenlianggeshamaoqujiancaishenye。

zuishangqueshihechidao:“jishenme?bossmeizaizheili,xianqinglixiaoguai,dengyudaoleboss,wozailaizhidingzhanshu。”

“走,开干!”

yuezhongmianzhangjianyihui,daiduichaozhegelanzhisentingjin。

……