第三章 猪狗不如的畜生!

disanzhangzhugouburudechusheng!

jiuzaiyangfengzhunbeichumenzhiji,suyunxicongmenkouyingmianerlai。

kandaobingchuangshangyijingxingledejiangqin,suyunxideyingtaoxiaokouzhangchengle“o”xing,jinghudao:“jiangayi,nixingle?”

“nijingranhaimeilikai?”

tayouxiejingya,suyunxijingranhaimeilikai。

“wodangranbunenglikai,meitianzheigeshijian,doushiwolaizhaogujiangayi,yangyuanneijiahuoyezhengouchushengde,jicidouxiangfangqizhiliao,haihaozheijiayiyuanyouwojiadegufen。”

“zheimeshuo,yiyaofeishinidianfude?”

qishi,dingzuizhitong,duoqizhihen,yangfengdoubushihenjieyi,taxinlizuiguanxindehaishigukuwuyi,yibashiyibaniaobazijilachedademuqin。

kansuronggongjingdefanyingjiuzhidao,sujiaqueshishiyiyuandegudong,neijiushuomingzijicaidemeiyoucuo。

rucidaen,lingyangfengwuyiweibao。

“hai,tongxueyichang,genghekuangjiangayigenwozheimetouyuan。”

suyunxitizhejitang,xianshudecongxiaoguochengdaowanli,yingtaoxiaokoutuchusisiliangqi,jiangdiaogenglidejitangchuiliang。

jiangqinheleyikou,shuodao:“haizi,zheiyinianayisuiranbansibuhuo,danyishihaizai,nizaiayierbianshuoguodehua,buzhihaizuobuzuoshu?”

“ayi,nibiehushuo,yangfenghaizaini!”

buzhizenme,suyunxidexiaolianhongdenengdichuxuelai,xiusezhiyixiyuyanbiao。

“haohaohao,wobushuo!”

“congfengerruyuneitiankaishi,wojiuzaimeizheimekaixinguole!”

jiangqindeyanquanliyanleizaidazhuan,yangfengjimangbazhijindiguoqu,neizhigankulugudeshoubeijiangqinzhuazaishouli,jinjiezhe,youyouyizhirouruowugudeshouyebeizhualejinlai。

“ma,nizheishi......”

“yunxishigehaoguniang,nikeyaohaohaodaitaa!”

zheiqifen......yetaiguiyileba!

zicongdezhimarongbeipanzijihou,yangfengdaxinyanlijuedingzaiyebuqu,sheizhizheicaibuguobantian,muqinjiujizijiqianqilehongxian。

“ma,nibiehushuo,yunxigenwozhishiputongpengyou。”

yangfengwangzhexiusedesuyunxi,buhaoyisidejieshidao:“biejieyi,womazhibuguoshiwuhuile!”

“mei......meishi!”

suyunxidenenlianshanghuaguoyisishiwang,jimangsuohuileshou。

“ma,nimenxianliao,youxieshi,woyaoheyangyuandangmianshuoqingchu!”

yangfengshigeyouchoubibaoderen,xuezhaibixuxuechang,yangyuantataobudiao。

“站住!”

zheishi,suyunxizhuileshanglai,lanzailemenkou。

“nidangzhenyiweiyangyuanmeifangzheni?weileduifuni,tazheixieniandaochujiejiaojianghushushi,xianzaibieshulizhishaoshijigegaoshoubangshen,yinixianzaideshenti,jiusuanbaolechou,yebuguoshiliangbaijushang,nijuedejiangayixiangkandaonimenxiongdixiangcandechangmianma?”

“neixiecaojie,wohaimeikanzaiyanli!”

yangfengjiangtajiaoruodeshenzituikai,dabuxiangqian,henkuaibianxiaoshizaileyiyuandezoulang。

shenfaruguimei,laiwuying,quwuzong。

yiyuandeguaijiaochu,liangmingdabanguiyi,shenchuanquanheisepiyideyinanyinvchuxianzaiyangfengmianqian,errenbianshilingdongjingwaijunwenfengsangdandeheifengshuangsha,cengyiyezhijian,miediaoledijunsanwanren。

“xieshen,doudiaochaguole,yangyuanyijinghuilejinghuashuiyue,bieshuneigongshisanren,chuqutamenfuqierren,haiyoushiminggaoshou,bieshuneihaiyounongyudeshaqi,kongpahaizangzheyigegaoshou!”

kanlai,queshirusuyunxisuoshuo,yangyuanweileduifuziji,zuolechongzudezhunbei。

“hehe,buguolouyibale!”

yangfengzuoshangleneiliangfengtianaierfa,anyidetangzaishangmian,shuodao:“wozhijinishifenzhong!”

“遵命!”

heishajiangyoumencaidaodi,neiliangchejiurutonglixianzhijian,kuaisuganwangjinghuashuiyue。

“咣!”

mengliedizhuangjishengchuanlai,yangfengzhidao,heishazheijiahuoyouqiangxingpomenle。

keshicheziquemeiyoubandianzhandong,anwendetingzailebieshudeyuanzili。

jinghuashuiyueshuyudonghaizhongdengdeguizuxiaoqu,yitaobieshushaoshuoliangqianwanyishang,eryangyuanbuguoshiyigexiaoxiaodetaizhang,yuexinliangwan,jiusuanshitazanyibainianyebugou,zheiqiannalaide,buyaneryu,zhengshilaiyuanyuyangfengdefengshuitang!

xiaoqulilvcaoyinyin,lvhuazuodaolejizhi,fengjingyewuxianmeihao,biqineianwutianridediyijianyu,buzhihaoduolebushaobei。

laozizailimiandundayu,niquezaixiangshou,yangyuanxiuguailaozibunianxiongdizhiqing!

“ri,nimenzenmekaichede,zhidaowodebieshuduoshaoqian......”

yigezhengzaijiaohuadenvrenkandaozheiyimu,gangyaoshangqianlilun,yingmianjiukandaoleganghaoxiachedeyangfeng,nvrenshoulidehuasadangchangdiaoluozaidishang。

“yang......yangfeng?”

sannianbujian,marongdemianxiangchedibianle,ruguoshuozhiqiantashiwenwankeren,xianzaijiushimeitaishizu,youqishimeijiaochu,yijingzhujianbianchengdanfengyan。

“jiaoyangyuanchulai,woyoushizhaotatan!”

maronghuangle,zairuyuqian,tajiuzhidaoyangfengneikongbudeshili,jibianshiyangyuanyijingqinglebushaogaoshou,tahaishiyouxiedanqie。

tajimangpaohuibieshu,dahandao:“yangyuan,neishaqiandaodehuilaile,zenmebana?”

“huangshenme,youshendashizai,jiusuanshiyibaigeyangfeng,yebuguoshilouyibale。”

zheishi,yangyuanheyigeshenchuanzipaodelaozhegongtongzoulechulai,tazixinmanman,bulvwenjian,heganggangzaiyiyuanliguidiqiuraodeta,jianzhipanruoliangren。

zheiweilaozhe,jiushidonghaidingdingyoumingdefengshuishishenchujiu,sannianqianyangfengjiuyutadaguojiaodao,tashimaoshanqitu,yinxieshuyangshi,beimaoshantongji。

zheixieniandaochuliancai,yezuolebushaoshangtianhailideshi。

“yangyuan,xianzaibaizainimianqiandeyouliangtiaolu,yi,daomuqinmianqian,zicaixiezui;er,yunipangbiandeneiwei,gongfuhuangquan!”

yangfengbingmeiyouyouyu,jiangxinzhongxiangfazhiyan。

“放肆!”

yangyuanzhanzaishendashishenhou,kuangwangdexiaodao:“yangfeng,bieyiweiwobuzhidao,nitianshengsanhuajuding,lianyuanhundeyuanqidengdingdonghaidiyifengshuishi,danshentizaoyiwulaoqishang,huobuguojinnianle,wozhuanchengqinglaishendashi,songnizuihouyicheng!”

“meicuo,tiancaizongshizaoyao,bendaoyuanyizuonideguizishou!”

shenchujiuzuojingguantian,tabingburenweidonghaiyourenheyigerennengnaihedeleta,suoyitaiduyehenxiaozhang。

suizhetayipaishou,zhijiantashenhoubianchuxianleshimingdashou,kansiyuchangrenwuyi,danqueyanshenkongdong,shizezaojiuchengweitayangdeshinule。

yangfengduitameiyoubanfenjidan,faneryouyijianshixiangyaoquerenxia:“wowenni,womuqinxiazhuihetianzhudeliangmeishehunding,keshinizhongxiade?”

nengzhongxiashehunding,zhishaoxuyaoshiniandaoli,bidingshitawuyile!

“meicuo,laotaitaitineideshehundingzhengshibendaozhongxiade,zheidouyaoduokuiniyougehaogegeni,womenxiuxiede,zuixihuanbangdejiushizheizhongxingouhenderen,nigeshigedangzhiwukuidehaomiaozi!”

guoran,zheidoushiyangyuandezhuyi,tajianzhishengchuburu。

“yangyuan,tashuodedoushizhende?”

zheiyike,yangfengshayizongheng,mimanzhoushendeheiqiyouneierfadesanfa,fangfoshangbaiwandeyuanhunzaitazhouwei,yuanziliguikulanghao。

yangyuanhedeshuangtuizhidabaizi,zhanweiweideduozaileshenchujiushenhou。

“biepa,laofunengrangtafenfenzhonghuaweijifen,nixiangshuoshenmejiushuoshenme!”

shenchujiunachuxiuzhongtonglingyiyao,shigeshinubingchengliangpai,jiangtamenbaohuqilai,jizuleyangyuandiqi。

guobuqiran,zheijiahuoyaobandoutingzhile。

“tahuogai,nideyiqiebenlaijiugaishiwode,dangchudaozhangxiashan,mingmingxuanzhongdejiushiwo,keshitaquebaniyejiaolechulai,jieguoniruxuanle,erwoquechenglepingyongdeshangxuewa,pingshenmerongyu,jinqianquandoushinide,erwoshenmedoumeilaodao?niruyuhou,woxiangzhuanyinidecaichan,zanmajingrandalewoyibazhang,haiyaobaojing,hehe,tapianxin,tajiugaisi,chengweishendashibaibudeshinuyeshitazizhaode!”

yangyuanyaozheya,xiangshicongxiaoshihoujiumaixialechouhendezhongzi。

“yangfeng,shihuagaosuniba,dangchuniruyugenbenjiushiwogenrongershejihaode,tagenwoshuo,tahaohaipani,zainishenbianmeitiandouzuoemeng,haishizaiwodechuangshangtangdeanyi,budebushuo,nilaopozhenbang!”

yangyuanjiangyiqiedezhenxiangdoushuolechulai,lianshangxiemanlexingfen。

“zhugouburudechusheng!duoqishimudedaijia,jiushisi!”

shuozhe,yangfengbububijin,zhoushenyunzhuanqiquanbudeyuanqi,shaxinyijingdaolejizhi,zaichangsuoyouderendouyaosi!

“youwoshenchujiuzai,xiuxiangshangyangyuanyigenhanmao。”

neishigeshinudabushangqian,lanzhuleyangfengdequlu,bingjiangtatuantuanweizhu。

“hehe,yangfeng,nidesiqidaole!”