第3章 你又想玩什么把戏?

“meiyoudeshi。”fuwentingwunaidiyaoleyaotou,ditoukanlekanshouwanshangdebiaojiuyaolazhefumolikai。

sheizhifumoshuaikailefuwentingdeshou,duozaishenanshudeshenhou,“xiazhoujiushiyoueryuanwenyibiaoyanle,nikendinghuiyinweigongzuobulaicanjia,biedexiaopengyoudoushidiedimamiyiqilaikan,wobuxiangzaibeibierenwenweishenmeshiyeyenainailaikanbiaoyanle……”

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bu,yebunengshuonanchan,bijingtadequeyinweigongzuoyuanyinduifumodechengzhangshuyupeiban。

“xing,woxiazhoubaozhengchouchushijianqukannibiaoyan。”fuwentingdouyaobeiqixiaole,“nengzoulema?”

wenyan,fumohuanglehuangshenanshudeshoubei,zhabazhabaliangxiadayanjing,“piaoliangjiejie,xiexienijintianjiulewo,ruguoniyoukongdehua,xiazhouwukeyilaihadisishuangyuyoueryuankanwobiaoyan!meishijiandehuajiu……”

“youyouyou!youshijiande!”shenanshudiantourudaosuan,nieleniefumoderouruandeshouzhangxin,“woyidingzhunshidaochang!”

fumoshuangyandunshifangguang,“wa!taihaola!”

yipangdefuwentingweitiaozhemei,budongshenanshuzheiyoushiwandenayichu。

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“jintiandeshiduoxieshenxiaojiele,rihoushengyishangyoufushinengbangdeshangmangdedifangjinguankaikou,woyidingjienangxiangzhu。”

shuowan,tajiuyaotaijiaozouren。

shenanshuyaozhuzuichun,jiansediwendao:“fuwenting,nizhendeyaoxiangqin?”

suirangangcaitazaifumomianqianfourenle,keneihenyoukenengshihongxiaohaizidehua。

fuwentingmeishaoweitiao,“heniyouguanxima?”

zhenbukuishishendaxiaojie,jishidangnianzuolekuixinshi,rujinyeyirannengyongxingshiwenzuideyuqizhandaotamianqiangaoaodizhiwen。

shenanshubeiduideyakouwuyan,mouzhongyuanbenhairanzheyicuxiaohuomiaoyeximiele,yebuyuanzaiguaiwanmojiao:“ruguowoshuo,dangnianzhishiwuhui,woconglaidoumeiyoubanidangtishen,ni,nixinma……”

shuodaozuihou,shengyinbuzijuediyuelaiyuexiao。

tingdaoyuelaiyuemeiyoudiqideyudiao,fuwentingdouyaotingxiaole,muzhongjinshichaofengzhise:“shenanshu,nidaodiyouxiangwanshenmebaxi?zheimeduonianlenineigechaosimuxiangdebaiyueguanghaimeizhuidaoshou?wodaodigentazhangdeyouduoxiang,jiaoniyouxianghuilaizhaorewozheigetishen?”

“不……不是……”

shenanshuweiruodidao,manmandiwuligan。

果然不行。

zheimecangbaidejieshi,huansheidoubuhuixinde。

ruobushizhongsheng,tayongyuandoubuhuizhidao,shangyishitayiweizijidesuoailingyouqiren,haicuobafuwentingdangchengtishen,quebuzhinianshaoshijiuta、zaitamingxuanyixianmeiyoujiangtapaoxiaderen,jiushifuwenting!

meiyoubieren,yizhidoushifuwenting……

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“wunianqianshigelianjiatishen,jiexialaishishenme?jiaomeiweidehuitoucao?shenanshu,nishibushiyiweiwohaihuixiangtiaogouyiyangbeinishuadetuantuanzhuan?”

shenanshuqingqingyaotou,jinwodequantouweiweifazhan。

jiuzaizheishi,zuozaicheneidefumoxialeche,zoudaotamenerrenzhongjian:“duilediedi,liuyigepiaoliangjiejiedeshoujihaoba,wopatadaoshihouzhaobudaowodebanzainaer。”

liangrenyuanbenweimiaodeqifenbeifumojiaohemeile,fuwentingjianfumomanshiqidaidexiaolian,weibukewentanleshengqi,heshenanshujiaohuanleshoujihao。

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“漂亮姐姐再见!”

fumozuozaicheneikaixindigenshenanshugaobie,zhidaokanbujianrenyingle,cailaolaoshishidizuohaozaiertonganquanyishang。

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tawozhefangxiangpan,huixiangdangnianshenanshuhenduociyuehuifangtagezi,haoxintixingdao:“qiwangzhibiebaotaigao,tayaodangtianlaibule,nikebieshiwangdekuchulai。”

fumohenwuyu:“……”

hehe,daoshihoushiwangdepashibuzhitayigeba。