第3章
“哑巴了？说话。”
kanjiangchadaizhu，shaonianlimacuicu，xiuzhangdeshouzhiquqizaidimianshangqiaolejixia，junlianshangmanshibunai。
“e......nijiranxianqi，neibuyonghewochengqin。”
姜茶半真半假的道。
anzhaozheishaoniandeshuoci，jinrideshiduitaeryanshifeilaihenghuo，tachuyuhaoxinjieleyuanzhudewowotou，jieguozhongleyaozhinengyutachengqin，shizaishitaicanle。
erqie，tachulaizhadao，duizheigeshijieliangyanyimohei，jiusuanzheigeshaoniannengzhutaxiulianzhentong，neitayebukenengmaorandayingchengqin。
danzheigemeishaoniantingjianchi，tabanzhelian，shuangbeihuanzaixiongqian，yishuangheiqiqidemouziquzheta，cuitakuaixuan，“neibuxing，jiranyijingpengleni，neibixuchengqin。”
“kezanliangshijishangshenmeyemeizuoya，erqiejinrideshijiuzanmenliangzhidao，zheigejiangliubeiguanzaimenwai，tabuzhidaowuzilideqingxing。”
“heng，jiranwochelenideqigaifu，neijiudefuze，pangrenzhibuzhidaoguanwopishi？”
jiangcha“......”
行叭。
zheiweipiqibuhaodemeirendequerenpinbucuo，bingmeiyouyinweitamuqianzheigeqigaixingxiangerburengangcaideshi，jiutazheigedaban，ruoshitayuzheiweimeirenyidierchu，neitadeyuqijueduibitahaiyaoelie。
jirantaxiangfuze，neitajiudangzuoshikaochaba。
dangran，zhunquelaishuoshiguancha。
“e，wohaishixuandierzhongba，jinrideshixianmanxialai，jinhouwotingnideanpai。”
“cheng，zheishiwozixiaodaidaodadeyupei，quancunrendoujianguo，ninazhedangxinwu，ruowojianglaimeizuodaojinridechengnuole，ninazheyupeiquwojiazhaowo。”
shaonianditou，congyaojianjiexianeikuaiyupei，yupeishizhuzixingzhuangde，tajiangyupeidijijiangcha，“qilai，wosongnihuijia，shunbianjinijiangjiangnideshi。”
jiangchashenchuzhuazijieguoyupei，zheiyupeirushouwenrun，yikanbianzhishishangdenghaoyu，taduizheiweimeishaonianderenpinyoulegengshenkerenzhi。
jiajingbucuohainengjianchiyaoduitafuze，zhendechaochutayuliaole。
“那她怎么办？”
jiangyupeishouruhuaizhong，tazhilezhiyijiuyunzhedejiaodidiabu，shijiangliu，yuanzhudexiaogu。
“wohuahuatadelian，yidangzuojinridechengfa，nijuederuhe？”
shaonianbochunyizhang，ruiliyouruyingyibandemouzidingzheta，junmeidelianshangdaizhejifenxieqidexiao。
“azhei......zanliangshijishangshenmedoumeizuo，zheihuibuhuizhonglexie？”
jiangchazhengzhewuheideyanzhuziyutaduishi，yilianwucuoyoupapadeyangzi。
“suanle，zhenhuiletadelian，takendinghuicaidaozanliangzhenfashengledianershenme，neitajueduiyaofafengdaoluanyingxiangwodejihua，jinrijiuxianraoleta。”
shaonianjiancilenghengyisheng，shouqileyiliandexieqi，kandouweikanjiangliuyiyan，zhijiedabuliuxingdechulemaocaowu。
“ei，dengdengwo！tahenxihuannime？”
jiangchaxiaopaozhegenleshangqu。
“bushihenxihuan，shixihuandaoxiangshigegoupigaoyao，tiantianzaiwozhouweishenchuguimei。haiyou，tadageshixianyadebukuai，tazhangzhetadagezaicunzilihengxingbadao，niyihoulitayuandianer。”
shaonianneizhangfenglijunmeidelianshangmanshiyane，tayibianzouyibianjiangrupudezhangfafangxialaiyixie，haozhegaizhuetoushangdeneigedabao。
“zheiyanga......neiwoni？”jiangchaxinxudeyikaishixian。
“nijiaojiangcha，qisuineiniannaodaizhuangdaoleshitou，chengleyigeshazi，gangcaininaodaiyouzhuangleyixia，yinggaishiyouzhuangqingxingle。”
“jiangliushinixiaogu，shinidiedemeimei，kenidieshininainaiqianpozibaolaizhaoerzideyangzi，bushininainaiqinshengde，zaijiashangnidieheninainaiyijingduanqinle，suoyijiangliuyemeibanimenyijiazidangqinrenkan，jingchangqifunimen。”
“zhiyujiangliu，jiushigejianren，genzongkuangtoukuikuang，niyihoulitayuandian。”shaoniantijijiangliu，ganjuexiangshihuizangletadezuibaside，tebieyanjianyigai。
jiangchamangjixuwen，“neinini？”
“我？”
shaonianchixiaoyisheng，zheishitahejiangchayijingzouzailecunzilidezhujie，zhengwushifen，zaitiandiliganhuodecunrenfenfenguijia，fangyanwangqu，nengqiaojianbushaocunren。
“kankandajiahuoerdefanyingnijiuzhidaowodeqingkuangle。”taxiabachaozheyuanchudecunrendianledian，fenglidexiahexiantouzhejifenkuangao。
jiangcha“......”
还挺臭屁呀。
erzheishi，buyuanchuyourenqiaojianlejiangchayushaonianliangren，dunshijingdeyanzhuzidoudiaole。
“aiyo，neibushiningwulanghejiangdashazime？zheiliangrenzenmezouzaiyichu？”
“tianna！ningwulangyixianggaoleng，congbujieshouguniangsongderenhedongxi，ketazuorijielejiangchasongdeganchai，jintianyouhejiangchazouzaiyiqi，tagaibuhuizhendeshixihuanjiangchaba？”
“neizhenshirenjiancanju！yiduoxianhuachazaileniufenshanga！”
“sheiqutixingningwulangyixia，jiangchajiushixingzoudefenkeng！tazenmenengguimixinqiao？！”
“doushuoshiguimixinqiaole，kaotixingyouyongme？yiwokanhaishiqinggaorenlaijitazuofaba，zheiyanghuoxuhainengwanjiuyixia。”
jiangchatingzhezheixiekuazhangdeyilunsheng，renbuzhuchoulechouzuijiao，niufen？
行走的粪坑？
buguo，shenmejiao“zuorijielejiangchasongdeganchai？”
“wulangge，wozuotianjiniganchaile？”takanxiangshenbianxiuzhangtingbadeshaonianlang。
zheiyiqiao，tamouzibianzhengdalejifen，yi？gangcaizheijiahuohaiyilianchoupi，zhoushendousanfazhefanrenmoailaozidebaozao，biaoqingduobianshengdongxianhuo。
kejiuzheijijuhuadegongfu，tayijingshiyipaipingjing，mubuxieshi，lengqingchuchenhaosixianrenxiafan，yifuzhikeyuanguanbukexiewandegaolengmoyang。
haojiahuo，zheiweimeirenhaiyouliangfumiankongni！
“zuotianzhongwuwocongtiandilihuijia，zaicunkououyuleni，nilinzheyikunganchaifeiyaosongjiwo，woliannishigeshazi，jiujieshoule，jieguoquebeijiangliuneijianrenjidingshangle，ranhoutajintianjilenijialeyaodewowotou。”
“niliangcijiwodongxi，woliangcilianxinimeijujue，jieguohaorenmeihaobao！”
shaonianbochunweizhang，shensepingjing，yipaideqingmiaodanxie，danshijishangchukoudehuayuqueshibaohanzhefuzadeqingxu，yumenyoufanzao。
jiangcha“......”
haoba，huantatayeyumen，yishishanxindafa，jieguoyaobazijiyibeizijidashangle。
buguo，tazheirenpinzhenshimeihuashuo，jiutaxianzaizheifuzunrong，pangrenxingrongtashiniufen，tazijiyekuaiyaobeishenshangdechouweijixunyunguoqule，ketajingrannengjieshouyuanzhujidewowotou，haichilexiaqu......
zheiyangzuibaduquexinchangruandemeiren，zhenshixiyinrena。
“nixianzaizhidaodagaiqingkuangleba？woduinifuzezaipangrenkanlaijiushiwozhudongtiaorufenkeng，suoyixiangchengqinzhinengtingwodeanpai。”
shaoniandeshengyinyouxiangleqilai，yongciyijiubuhaoting，talianshangyeyijiushiyipaiqingmiaodanxie。
danjiangchaqueshirenbuzhugouqilezuijiao，tazheihuaqishishizaijieshiweiheyaojitalianggexuanze。
果然嘴巴毒心肠软。
“dongledongle，wulangge，wotingnianpai。”tarenzhexiao，yibianshuoyibianbazangxixidezhuazishenruhuaizhong，ranhoucongtadejiezhikongjianzhongquchuleyigesanjiaoxingdehushenfu。
zheigehushenfushangyoutahuadexiaoxingfanghuzhenhejulingzhen，ruoshichuxianyiwai，biruchehuoshenmede，neifanghuzhenkeyihurenpingan，fengxionghuaji。
ruoshimeiyouyiwai，neikaozheshangmiandejulingzhen，yenengyinlailingqi，ziyangshenti。
zheizhonghushenfu，suanshitayaxiangdidebaowu，yibanrentakebuhuisong。
danzheiweimeiren，feichangxuyaozheihushenfu。