第3章

第3章

温凉觉得很好笑。

shitaguibaiqiufo,neimeqiancheng,zhiweitapinganjiankang。

keyeshitaqinshoubatatuixialouti,rangtaguzheliuchan。

这算什么?

“peiyuyuan,nijiranzheimexihuanta,womenlihunba,wotuichu,chengquannimen。”

peiyuyuantingwan,qingxiaozhezaitameixinluoxiayiwen:“shuoshenmeshahuani?wozhishigentawanwaneryi,zheixiaoguniangshahuhude,douzhewantingyouyisi。dengwowannile,womenhaishihuihaohaoguorizi,baitoudaolaode。”

“nishuozheihuabujuedefengcima?nidangwoshishenme?”

peiyuyuanshuo:“yifuyiqizhibenshenjiushiweifandongwubennengde,yibeizijishinian,gentongyigerenyizhizaiyiqi,jiusuanzaiaiyeshihuinide。oueryougexinrenlaidiaojidiaoji,zhiyaozuihoushiwomenwomenlianggexiangbandaolaojiuxingle,qitadebubijijiaodezheimexi。”

wenliangqixiaole:“neishibushiwoyequzhaogexinrendiaojiyixia,niyejuedewusuowei?”

peiyuyuanchensileyihuier,xiaokaile:“nibuhuide。”

“nipingshenmerenweiwobuhui?”

“你做不出来。”

裴与渊睡着了。

wenliangcongbaoxianxiangliquchuleliangmeipinganfu,yongdahuojidianran。

yimei,shitaweileliuxiatiantian,batatuixialouti,qinshoushasiletamendehaizi。

lingyimei,shitayongmuqindezhenzhuweibitatuozhebingtijitiantianzuoxiaobinggan。

kanzheliangmeipinganfuquandouhuazuohuijin,tadakaichuang,rangyefengbahuijinquandouchuisan。

peiyuyuanxinglaile,mimihuhudewenta:“aliang,nizaiganshenme?”

wenliangdandandishuo:“meishenme,shuibuzhe,kaichuangtoutouqi。”

diertianyizao,peiyuyuanbawenliangsonghuileyiyuan。

wenliangdezhuzhiyishengshigenianqingshuaiqidenanyisheng,kanlewenliangdebinglizhihou,meixinningqi:“wen**,xuyaobangnibaojingma?”

温凉摇了摇头。

mamadezhenzhuhaizaipeiyuyuanshouli,baojingdengyuyusiwangpo,tadubuqi。

“haoba,neinihaohaoxiuxi,youshenmexuyaobangmangdekeyisuishijiaowo。”

“现在就有。”

nianqingnanyishengkanzheta:“shenme?”

“nengbunengjiwonidelianxifangshi?”

nianqingnanyishengshuo:“woyougongzuoweixin,nikeyitianjia。”

“woshuodeshi,sirenhaoma。”

wenliangzhidaozheimezuoyoudiantangtu。

yezuohaolebeijujuedezhunbei。

zheimenianqingshuaiqiyoushijingyingdenanren,dashanyaolianxifangshidenvshengkendingbuhuishao。

tayezhishixiangshishi,zijishibushizhendexiangpeiyuyuanshuodeneiyangmeichuxi,lian“diaojiyixia”doubugan。

“baoqian,nijiudangwomeishuoguoba......”

tazouhou,wenliangtingdaoxiaohushijiaota“guyisheng”。

wenliangwenleyixiahushi,hushishuo:“guyishengshiwomenyuanzhangcongguowaiwahuilaidedingjianrencai!nianjiqingqingjiuyijingshiyixueboshile,buguotingshuozhizaiwomenyiyuanlijiaoliuxuexisangeyue,zhihouhaiyaohuiguowaiqude。”

wenliangdianlediantou,juedeyouxiehouhui。

tahaizhenshiwonangdekeyi。

kewanshangdeshihou,neiweiguyishengyouguolaileyitang。

tasihushixiabanle,yijinghuanshanglebianzhuang,chenshanxiku,chendetamianguanruyu,yingtingqinggui。

tadijiwenliangyizhangxiaozhitiao,shangmianxiezhetadehaoma:“youxuyaobangzhudehua,suishidadianhuajiwo。”

peiyuyuanshihetiantianyiqilaide。

tiantianshouzhonghailinzheyigebaowenfanhe,xiaoxixidishuo:“taitai,wojinidunlebutang,nihelejiunenghaodekuaiyidianla!”

tajintianchuanzheyijiansuihuadeqianhuangselianyiqun。

wawalingkaidehenda,keyimingxiankandaotabozihesuogushangmiandediandianhonghen。

zaikanta,mouzhonghanshui,lianjiafeihong,kanxiangpeiyuyuandeshihou,hanjiaodaichen,niuniunienie。

yikanjiuzhidaoganggangjinglileshenme。

keshitiantianzheiliangtianbushilailijiama?

他们怎么发生的?

peiyuyuansuiyidichouchulejizhangzhijin,cazhezijideshizhihezhongzhi,ranhousuishourengjinlelajitongli。

baisedezhijinshang,zhanzheyinhongdexuese。

ertaxikudekoudaili,saileyituanbuliao,luchulaileyixie,yinyuekeyikandaoshinvshi**qianmiandexiaohudiejie。

wenlianghaiyoushenmebudongde?

tamenlaizhiqianfashengleshenme,yijingbuyaneryu。