dierzhangzuomengdounengxiaoxingma？kenengba
zheishi，youjigerencongtamenmianqianjingguo，wenyanqingkuaisudebatoutiezailechuyuncidehuaibaoli，zheiyang，bierenjiurenbuchutashisheile。
luwuqizhengxianglikai，kandaoliangrenzhanqileshen。
tamenyoushuoyouxiaodezhunbeixiangluwuqizheibianzoulai。
congliangrendebiaoqingshangkan，tamenyinggaimeiyoufaxianta。
pangbianzhenghaoyouyiliangche，taxunsudeduozailechedeyipang。
jieguoliangrenzhenghaoshiwangchedezheibianzoulaide，luwuqicaifaxianzheiliangcheshigongsideshangwuche。
yankantamenjiuyaolaidaochepang，taganjinjiushipazailechepangdeconglinzhong。
liangrenzuanjinlechenei，tayiweitamenzuandaochelishizhunbeihuiqu，jieguotazaiconglinzhongdengbantian，liangrendoumeiyoulikaideyisi。
suizhierlaide，queshiwenyanqingdeqingdaoshenchudeshenyinsheng。
luwuqitingdeyizhenfanzaomenre，chenerrenzhengfanyunfuyuzhishi，luwuqiwanzheyaoqiaoqiaolikai。
luwuqigangdaojia，queshoudaowenyanqingdedianhua。
“laogong，wofaxianyouyijiadesuanshaliyutebiehaochi，nigaosuwumabuyaorangtajinizuofanle，worangzhuliqujieni。”
jieguohaimeiyoudengluwuqijujue，wenyanqingjiuguaduanledianhua。
bangexiaoshihou，zhulizaibieshuwaijitadianhua。
luwuqigangxiangjujue，zhuliqueshuo，“luxiansheng，ninjiubierangwoweinanle，wenzongshuo，woyaoshibubaninjiezou，zheigeyuejiumeiyouwodejiangjinle。”
meibanfa，luwuqizhidechulebieshu。
zhulibatazhijiedaijinleyijiajiulou。
gangjinjiulou，jiukandaogongsidejigeyuangongnazhelihuatongpenxiangluwuqi。
“luxiansheng，qingrenjiekuaile。”
“情人节？”
luwuqiyixiazimengle，yuanlaijintianshiqingrenjie，tajingranwangle。
wangjiuwangleba，yinweitaxianzaiyijingmeiyouqingrenle。
“luxiansheng，ninkanwenzongduininduohao，weilejininguozheigeqingrenjie，tajingranjiwomenfanglebantianjia，zhuanmenlaizheilizhuangshileyishangwu。”
“shia，luxiansheng，weilejintian，wenzongkeshitiqianyizhoujiuweininbaolezheijianjiulou，haizhuanmenweininqinglaijingshidechuzi。”
“luxiansheng，ninzhaodaowenzongzheiyangdelaopo，shuizhedounengxiaoxingba？”
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睡着都能笑醒？
shia，youlewenyanqingzheiyangdelaopo，tazhiyouzaishuimengzhongcaihuixiao！
zheishiwenyanqingpengzhemeiguihuacongbaojianlizouchulai，houmianhaigenzhechuyunci。
“laogong，qingrenjiekuaile！”
wenyanqingkanxiangluwuqideyanshen，shimanyandenongqingmiyi。
zoujinshi，tayiyankandaoletabojingchudewenhen，suirantabazuishangmiandeyikeniukouteyikoushangle，danzhaoyangzhebuzhuneixiewangqingshiliuxiadeyinji。
“情人节快乐！”
luwuqijieguowenyanqingshouzhongdemeiguihua，guyiwenleyixia。
“laopo，zheimeiguihuahaoxiangyouyizhongwei。”
luwuqidezhouzhedemeitou，rangwenyanqingheleyitiao。
“什么味？”
wenyanqingditouwenleyixia，renzhendeshuo；“meiyoua！”
“没有吗？”
luwuqibameiguihuadijichuyunci，“niwenwen，kanyoumeiyouyizhongsuansuandeweidao。”
tingdao“suanwei”lianggezi，chuyuncidelianseyixiazijiubianle。
taqiangzhuangyanxiaodao：“luxianshengzhenhuishuoxiao，zheihuakeshiwogenwenzongteyizaiyijianzhongqingtiaolebantiandehua。”
huayingangluo，yourenjinghu，“yijianzhongqingmaidebushihua，tamendehuadoushisongde。”
“什么意思？”
chuyunciyixiazilengzhu，yanshenshanguoyisijinghuang。
“chuzhuli，nishiganglaibujiu，tamenneijiadianconglaibumaihua，tamendemaideshizhubaoshoushi，zhiyaorenyimaiyijianzhubaoshoushi，tamendouhuishundaizhesongmeiguihua。”
zhanzaineiliyouwenyanqing，guyizhuangzuohuangrandawu，bashoushenxiangchuyunci，“wojiwolaogongmaidexiongzhenni？”