第2章 吹牛都不会

tamensuhuachengyimaichulesuyunyan,qiyudoushifeiwu,suhuachengjiushigedanxiaorushudejiahuo,talaopolimeiqingyoushigejianqianyankaidejiaose,zhiyuyechuzheisuyunyanjianlaidefeiwu,jiubuyongzaitashenshangduofeigongfule,suibianyikuanyouxidaojudafaleshi。

“zhuwei,laoyezixianzoule,xianzaihuiyiyouwozhuchi,womenzhanghuaduanshuo,xianshuozhongdian。”suhuazhimiandaiweixiaodeshuodao:“jituanjinnianlirunbucuo,xianzaikaishijigeweigudongfenhongjiesuan,buguoyongqianjiesuantaisule,suoyiwotiyijinnianzanmenhuansuanchengxiaxingqiudezhenqishilaijiesuan,zhuweiganjueruhea?”

suhuazhihuayinluoxia,zhongrennikankanwo,wokankanni,youxiebumingsuoyi,buguohenkuaijiuyoujingmingderenlijielesuhuazhihualideyisi,buhuaihaoyidekanxiangzhengzaiwanshoujideyechu。

“gongpingdeshuo,jinnianyunyangongsigongxianbucuo,suoyiwomenshouxianyaozhengdeyunyandetongyi,yechu,nizuoweiyunyandedaiyanren,tongyiyongzhenqishijinxingfenhongjiesuanma?”

“suibian。”yechutouyebutai。

“hao!”suhuazhihulekouqi,kanxiangshexiangshi,zheicigudongdahuitateyianpaiquanchengyourenluxiang,jiushiquebaoyechushuochudehua,daoshihousuyunyanbuhuifanhui。

“jinnianwomenjituanzonggongyingliheji6.5jinzhenqishi,qizhongnachubaifenzhi70gudongfenhong,yunyanzheicigongxianhenda,yigongkeyifende2.2jinzhenqishi。”suhuazhihualuo,yourenconghuiyishihoufangzouchu,duanzheyigeheisedepanzi,panzishangshukeshanshanfaguangdeshitou,bizuanshihaiyaoyaoyanwushubei。

zhenqishi,xiaxingqiuxiushixiulianyongdebibeizhiwu,sujiasuozaideshangxingqiuquebuchanzheizhongdongxi,suoyimeiyikuaizhenqishizaishangxingqiudoushiqiangshouhuo,yibaikezhenqishizaiheishishangdejiageqimashangyiyuan,zheipanzilizhuangdezhenqishiqimajiazhijishiyiyuan,zheshilingzhongrenchuixian。

suhuazhijieguozhenqishi,jiaxingxingdeduandaoyechumianqian,yechuqueyiranzaiwanyouxi,duimianqianjiazhilianchengdezhenqishibuweisuodong。

“duileyechu,niwandezheigeyouxihaoxiangzaibanyigejianianhuahuodong,zuigaojianglishiyizhihanbingyanshou,nikeyouxingqu?”

“ng?beihubingxuechengdehanbingyanmo,zheiwanyinimendounenggaodaoyuanxing?”yechutaiyanwendao,hanbingyanmo,baduanshengshou,cengyishouhuimieleyigeguodu,guzaixiaxingqiu,yimojingcheng。

“keke……”suhuazhibuguosuibianbianlegemingzi,meixiangdaoyechuhaiyibenzhengjingdehuifuta,lingtayouzhongpeixiaohaiziguojiajiadebushiyinggan。

buguotahaishinaizhexingzishuodao:“shide,zheigeshenshoushiwomenyouxizuigaojiangli,yaobuwonazheigegennihuanzheixieshitou?fanzhengzheixieshitouduiniyemeishayong。”

zaichangzhongrendoudingzheyechu,meiyourenweitashuohua,congsuhuazhizhizousuyunyankaishi,zheijiushiyigeweisuyunyanyijiarenshexiadequantao,rangyechulaicanjiahuiyi,qizoupianaisuyunyandelaoyezi,jieguohuiyizhuchiquan,jinertiyiyongyechuwanquangaobudongdezhenqishilaijinxingjiesuan,suhuazhiyibubuxiatao,xianzaizhongyuluchuhuliweiba,tajiushichidingleyechubudongzhenqishidejiazhi,yiweizhendezhishijigeposhitoueryi,erzaiyechuxinzhong,youxilidedingjishenshoukendingbishitouyaozhongyao。

“zhei……butaihaoba。”huran,changzhongxiangqiyigeruoruodeshengyin,shuohuadeshisuhuacheng,tajiusuanzaiben,yezhidaozhenqishidejiazhi,buyuannveryijiabeirenzheiyangdekeng,najishiyifenhonghuanyigexunidaoju。

“bizui,zheilimeinishuohuadefen!”suhuazhiqueshiduisuhuachenghenbukeqi。

suhuachengcancandebishangzui,qiuzhusidekanxiangyechu。

yechuquemeilihuitadeqiuzhu,zhishishenlegelanyao,dandanshuodao:“wusuowei,zhenghaohenjiumeikandaoxiaohanle,zaiyouxilikankanyebucuo,nijiwofalaiba。”

yechushuowan,suhuachengliansebiandecanbai,suhuazhiquerenbuzhudaxiaoqilai,xiaodeyanleidouchulaile:“hahahahahaha,hao,nikebiefanhui,womashangbadaojujinifaguoqu!suyunyanjiajileni,zhendeshidaolebabeizixuemeile,hahahaha!”

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yechuhuidaojia,faxiansuyunyanzaotayibuhuilaile,suyunyantoufasanluan,shoubeishangquanshiyuqing,beishanghaibeirenkanleyidao,xuelinlinjiqiheren。

yechukandaosuyunyanzheimoyang,pielepiezui,meishuoshenme,zhijiejinweishengjianduanleyipenrexijiaoshuilaidaosuyunyanmianqian。

“xijiao。”yechumenmendeshuodao。

“xigepi,nizheigeshabi!”suyunyanrenwukeren,baozhadeshuodao。

“laoniangdoushangchengzheiyangle,nishenmedoubushuo,jiuranglaoniangxijiao?”

yechukanlekansuyunyan,menshengshuodao:“yidianxiaoshang,yousibule。duile,zheishiwodi1095tianjiniduanxijiaoshui,zheiciguohou,wojiuzhiqianniyijianshile。”

dangchusuyunyanzaitaohundelushangjiandaozhongshangchuisideyechu,yechugensuyunyanshuodayingtasanjianshi,suyunyandiyijianshijiushiyaoqiuyechuquta,yejiushiruzhuitamensujia,yiduzhuyouyouzhongkou,yinweixinggehuobaoqiangshidesuyunyanningkejiajiyigezijijianlaidenanren,yebukenjiajijiazuliweitaanpaideduixiang,yechudayingle。

erdierjianshi,suyunyanyaoqiuyechujitadaosannianxijiaoshui,yechuyedayingle。

zheiliangjianshiyechuwanchengdeyisibugou,ranerchucizhiwai,yechujiurutongyigefeiwuyiban,chulewanyouxi,duirenheshidoubushangxin,zaisujiadouchuanchenglexiaobing。

“ni……”suyunyanzhizheyechu,qidefadou,tayanzhonghanlei,fennudezhanshengshuodao:“gudongfenhongdahuideshiwodouzhidaole,nizenmezheimefeiwu,suhuazhiyongbaiminglejinixiatao,yongyigeyouxidaojujiukengdiaolewomenliangjindezhenqishi,neikeshijishiyia,laoniangxinkuyiniandapindechengguoa,jiuzheiyangjininongmeile,wozaojiuyinggaimingbainibukaopude!”

“liangjinzhenqishihenduoma?wobushihaiqianniyijianshima,zhiyaonikaikou,wojininongyibaiwandunlai,zheiwanyixiaxingqiuyoudeshi。”yechuwusuoweideshuodao。

“nilianchuiniudoubuhuichui!”suyunyanqifendeshuodao。

yechusongsongjian,yibaiwandunzhenqishisuiranduo,kerangtayechulainong,yejiudagaibannianzuoyoujiunengnongdaoshou,zuoweixiaxingqiuzuifushengmingdeshashouzuzhianyeliuguangqiyehuanglizuidingjiandecikeyechu,xiangnongyixiezhenqishizhenbushinanshi。