第3章 遇人找茬

tangningdexiangfaxiaqingnenggoulijie。

人这一生何其短暂?

ruguoyibeizikunzaigongli,jiwuenchong,youwuziyou,zheiyangderizihaiyoushenmepantou?

zhishi,yixiangdaoliangrenxianxiadechujing,xiaqingbuyouningjinlemeitou。

“xiaojiedeyisiwodoumingbai,keshi,zheigongzhongshouweisenyan,xiangyaotaochugongqutanherongyi?”

“queshiburongyi,danbingbubiaoshijiuyidingmeiyoubanfa。”tangningdao。

“yanxiawomenyaozuode,shiyiqiezhaojiu,bunengjiaorenqiaochuleduanni,ranhouzaicongzhangjiyi。”

napazainan,napaxuyaohuashangwuliuniannaizhishiniandeshijian,tayejueduiyaolikaihuanggong!

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tangningshigexingdongpai,yuxiaqingtanchengzigeerdexiangfahou,biankaishishuxilenggongzhouweidehuanjing。

tajihuadengshuxilelenggongfujindedixing,zaimanmanshuxizhenggehuanggong,ranhoutiaoxuanheshidelujing,xiangkexingdefazilikaihuanggong。

erxiaqing,zeyiruwangchangneibanfuzetadeyinshiqiju,ouerhuihetayiqiwaichutanlu。

zheiriwuhou,tangningduziyirenlaidaoyuhuayuan。

tazaiyuanzhongzhuanleyihuier,huyouyidaoqinglidesangyinzuanrutadeermo。

“yo,nimenqiao,neibushiwomendehuobaoma?jinergetakeshiyigerenchulaide,nimenyaobuyaoguoquhaohaodishuashuata?”

tangningmiyanqiaoleqiao,zhijianbuyuanchudeliangtingli,youjigedabandehuazhizhaozhandenvzi,zhengxingzhibobodiwangzhetadefangxiang,mingxianduifangcaineigenvzidetiyihenganxingqu。

moudiyoulengguangfeishan,tangningchelechezuijiao。

zheijizhanglian,tayouyinxiang,shinangongxuanzhongduojialidangzhongxiaoxiaodeyibufen。

congqiande“ta”luodanshi,jiucengbeizheixiegerenqiruxishua。

erneishideta,xinzhiquanwu,beirenqifuleyezhihuishaxiao,haihuiguzhangshuozhenhaowaner。

xianzai,tamenhaixianglaixishuata?

he!zhengqiaotazheihuieryemeishenmejishi,jiupeitamenhaohaodiwanwan!

yankanjirenqileshen,niuzheyaozhichaozijisuozaidefangxiangkuankuanzoulai,tangningzhuanguoshen,wangpangbiandechitangzoulejibu,shaxixididingzhejiaoxiadeshuimianqiao。

chishuiqingche,nengqingxidaoyingrendeshenxing,lenggongzhongmeiyoujingzi,tabianyejiecijihuihaohaodidaliangziji。

tazhidaoxianzaidezijihenpang,kezhidaokanjiandaoyingdeshihou,caiqingchudaodishiyouduopang。

neiyao,cudekuaiganshanglenggongdeyuanzili,xiaqingyonglaizhuangshuideneikoudashuigangle。

neigebohaiyouneitui,zhuangshidekuaidishangzhengwangtazheierganlaideneijiweiniangniangdeyaole。

zhiyuneilian,youfeiyouyuanbushuo,zuobianlianshangkaojinetoudedifang,haiyoukuaiyingershouzhangbandaxiaodehongseyinji。

tahunshenshangxiadoutouzhejigezi——choudejingweitianren。

zheiyenanguaizidatarugong,nangongxuanjiubucengzhengyanqiaotayiyan。

tangningxunsizhe,dengdaotaochuhuanggongyihou,tayaozuodediyijianshi,jiushijianfei,ranhouzaikankanyoumeiyoufaziqudiaotalianshangdeyinji。

taxinshangwanzijide“jueshirongyan”,nangongxuandejiweijiarenyepianpianerzhi。

“shapangzi,shizaiqiaoshenmeni?kannizheimegaoxing。”

傻胖子?

叫得还挺顺口的。

denghuier,tahuirangshuozheisangeziderenfuchudaijia。

tatangning,kebushirenherendounengsuiyiqirude!

fengmouliyouguangyishan,tangningpaizheshouzhangzhuanguotouqu,yilianshaxiaodidingzhewentaderen,shuochudehuayeshalishaqi。

“meirenjiejie,wozaikanshuilideyu,neixieyuhaopiaolianga。”