第六章 红喜神

womengranyigegunshen,zhijiefandaoyuanzijiao,jiangfangzaineilidezaxishizitougaizaishenshang,suozailimian。

congwaimiankendingshikanbuchulaile。

danweimianzaobuce,wokaishianzidiaoyunhuxi,yidanbeifaxian,chuqibuyiqianggong。

men“zhiga”yishengdakai。

“sanyezaima?diaojulaomu……”

“conglaoban,gangjianmianjiumaren?”

“ca,wobushimanila,jintianqingnibangmanglaile!”

“woshiduo,nijiandandianjiang。”

“zhonggangmatoulaileyigejiaosongpade**baileini,nizhidaode,zhenggematoujiuwokaileyijiaguoshuguan,tazheibushilaichewodaqima?woyongjiaozhitoudouxiangdaole,tashihushanqinglaijiaohuangwowuguande!ca,wobujiaoxunta,hushanhaiyiweiwoshisongbao!”

“nirangguanlishifushangleile?”

“ca,bietile!songpaweitaiguochunwuliren,zhuanlianoutai,shicongtakaxianglongwang。woguanlisangeshifulunfanshangzhen,jingquandoumeidingguosanhuihe,lianggeyangshang、yigezhunbeicigong。wangwozhuanmencongminshengqingtamenguolaijiaoquan,shuihuo,quantemeshishuihuo!”

“……”

“sanye,wowuguandoubimenliangtianle!niluzikuan,zuijinjiubiechuquyanzashuawanle,santianneijiwoqingyigehaoshou,shoushilesongpa!”

“haoshuo!dannizhidaowodeshoufeibiaozhun。”

“ca,wobuqueqianla!”

conglaobanliaowanhenkuailikaile。

wocongshishenxiachulai,pailejixiashenshangdetu,zhangtuyikouzhuoqi。

xiaokeyijingqihaolecha,xiangwozhaolezhaoshou,xiaoyiyingying。

“xiaojiangshi,kuaiguolaihechaya。”

sanyeduixiaokezhoumei:“buxumeilimao!”

xiaokewenyan,jueleyijuezui:“sanye,womenbangleta,ketadaoxianzaidoumeigaosuwomenmingzini,gengmeilimao!”

womangyibaoquan:“baoqian!wojiaoafeng。”

本想说自己叫阿强。

keyilaisanyegangcaijiulewoyici,zaiyinmanxiaqutaibugouyisile,erlaiyueyuzhongfanmingweiaqiangde,zongjirenyizhongdashazideguangan。

xiaokewenyan,shanzheyiduidayanjingwen:“fengdiandefengma?”

我:“……”

sanyechenxialelian:“xiaoke!”

xiaokeqiaopidituletushetou,chongwotiaoletiaomeimao,jinwumangle。

wozuoxialaizhihou,xinzhongjixingfenyoutante。

“三爷是红喜神?”

jianghuhongxishen,zhuanmenjigezhongjianghupianmenrenshiqianxiandaqiaodepitiaoke。

renmaijiguang,xinxilingtong,rencaiwujunkedaqiao,zhongjiefeiyongqigao。

conggangcaiconglaobandehuayulaipanduan,gujiyanzashuazhishitayigeaihao。

此话一出。

sanyeduanzhechabeideshoudunleyidun,muguangzhuozhuo。

“怎么讲?”

“menwaitiezheyizhangpojiuzufanggaoshi,yuanzhongyouxiaohaituichequebujianhaizi,zhengmingniliangbushizhuren,zheishiduanzudefangzi。ninengyiyankanchuwoneijiweichoujiadelailu,yanjiefeifan。conglaobanrangniyigewaidirensantianneiqingwushi,chulehongxishen,meirenyouzheibenshi!”

sanyewenyan,hahadaxiao。

“lihai!shibuxiangman,yanzashuazhishiwopingshiyigeaihao,woqueshishijianghuhongxishen。”

“wokonglaosanzuixiyucongmingrendajiaodao!afeng,niturandianwoshenfen,youshiyaowenma?”

womeizhengmianhuida:“sanye,nishoufeiruhe?”

sanyechuileyichuichashuimianshangsuichamo,weipinyikoucha,yuqidanran,danshenfendianminghou,tazhenggerenqizhiyuwanxifashiwanquanbuyiyang。

“niwanxifashifangwoyishou,zanmensuanpengyou,butanqian。”

wonianjixiao,dandongshizao。

jianghushangcongmeiyoumianfeidemianbao。

ruguoyou,yaomefalemei,yaomehuleduyao。

woxiudaolesanyeyisishitanrenpindeweidao。

wohuidao:“wanxifazhishinijilechoulao,zheishierliangqing。nigangcaijiewozhiwei,wohaidaoqianniyidarenqing。ruguowoqingnibangmang,nizaibushoufei,**cuibushuole。”

sanyewenyan,shenqingdunshiyixi,luchumanfuxinshangdebiaoqing,sihuchedipaokaileduiwodeguji,jiangbeizimengranwangchajiyifang,chashuisijian。

“haohanzi!chongnizheijijuhua,danfanwonengbandaode,juewuerhua!”

“sanye,neiwozhishuole。zonggongyouliangjianshi,diyijian,qingbaxiaoshengmendelailongqumaigaosuwo。”

“xiaoshengmenxinxibusuanmimi,bushoufei,dengxiazhijiegaosuni。”

“dierjian,woxiangzhaolianggeren。”

“什么特征?”

“yirenjiaoningdingshan,qianzhourenshi,cengzaiyunxianlongdashihuichangdanggongren,huishuajinlongdao,nonglibasinianqiyueershiqirilikaiqianzhou,tongnianshieryueshiwurizuihouyicichuxian,zaiguangshichezhanguangchangfengdiandaquan。”

“另一人呢?”

“zheirenmingzibuxiang,zhayitiaoxiaobianzi,basiniancenggen‘kundazaxituan’paojianghumaiyiquguoqianzhou,youyishengangmengdebamendizhipaoquangongfu,huizhaotijueji‘nulonggunyou’。”

少得可怜的线索。

kedanzheixiexinxi,yeshiamihewozhenduidangniandeqingxing,fupantuiceduocicaidechulai。

dangshiwoduiqianchengmimangerjiaolv,xiangzhechengzijichushizhiqian,zuihaojinkuaiyouyigejielun,jiangxiwangquanjituozailesanyeshenshang。

sanyetingwan,meitouzhizhou,huanbeihoukao,laolianzhouwennengjiasiwenzi。

“sanye,xinxitaishaole?”

“ruoshixinxiquan,nizijijiunengzhaodao,hebilaimafanlaofu?”

“shoufeitaigaopawochengdanbuqi?cishiwuxuduolv,shaojiafengyidianshijianjiuke!”

“也不是。”

“哪三爷的意思?”

sanyechongwoxiaoleyixiao,shouzhileyizhichabei。

“afeng,nixianhekoucha。”

我一口将茶给干了。

sanyeyiweishenzhangdikanzhewo。

“ruowotiqitayaoqiuni?”

“三爷请讲。”

“laofubuhuiwu,quehaisuanyoudianjianshi。nipoxifashiyishenjingrenzhangdaogongfu,gangcaigundierduoyouzhangxianditangquanjueji,nishiyoudabenshide。tiaojianweitiwobangconglaobanjibailesongpa,yongjinnierwoba,ruhe?”

就这?!

wodengdaleyanjing:“……”

sanyejiwoxuleyibeicha:“busuanguofenba?”

wohuidao:“buguofen,haodelipu,kewoyouyigegulv。”

“哦?”

“yinglehaoshuo,shuleyesuanzijimeibenshi,weidupahuizhelesanyedekoubei。”

这不是谦虚。

conglaobangangcaishuosongpazhuanlianoutaide。

taiquanzhufenchuantai(chuantongtaiquan)、gutai(gufataiquan)、outai(oushitaiquan)。

chuantaizhuantasangongbu,jiangjiudanzudiaoma,tuixigongji,dafajiaodanyi,danjingdaoxionghen。gutaizhuanzhutaolu,leisiwushubiaoyan,shihefangshenziwei。outaizezongheshangshuliangzhongyoudian,qierongruziyoubojishu,zuiweihenla,quanquandaorou、jiaojiaojianxue。

yingshijulidetaiquanshou,juedabufendafadoushioutai。

wosuixueduonianhuangmenjiugongshu,zhenzhengduikangquejinweiduifuheshang,kedangshidingduosuantouxi,duizijishuipingzenyangbingbuqingxi。

“hahaha!laofuyishengyuerenwushu,nandepengjianqingshangzhishangshenshourucichuleibacuidejunhousheng--”sanyetingwanhoudaxiao,taishouqingpaiwojianbang,yudiaoyidun,muguangjianyi:“afeng,nibixuxiangxinyiweijianghuhongxishendeyanguang!”

wojixuyaoqian,gengxuyaodaan。

zheijiaoyihuasuan,meishenmekeyouyude。

woqishenxiangsanyeyibaoquan:“hao!santianhou,zhonggangmatoujian!”

linzouzhiqian,sanyerangxiaokesongyixiake。

zaiyuanmenwai,xiaokecheleyichewodeyixiu:“nidaodixingbuxingya?”

wowen:“shenmexingbuxing?”

xiaokeniezheyiduixiaofenquan,chongkongzhongqiaopidibihualeliangxia:“daquana!nibiebeisongpajichuisile!”

wofanwenta:“niyeshijianghuhongxishenma?”

xiaokeyaoleyaotou:“wobushia。”

woyeyudao:“nanguainimeiyanguang。”

小可:“你……”

转身大步离去。

laidaoyiyuanyijingshiwanshangle,woxianjiangqianjijiaole,jinliuxialejitianhuoshifei。

kedaobingfangzhihou,quefaxianamibujianle!