womengranyigegunshen,zhijiefandaoyuanzijiao,jiangfangzaineilidezaxishizitougaizaishenshang,suozailimian。
congwaimiankendingshikanbuchulaile。
danweimianzaobuce,wokaishianzidiaoyunhuxi,yidanbeifaxian,chuqibuyiqianggong。
men“zhiga”yishengdakai。
“sanyezaima?diaojulaomu……”
“conglaoban,gangjianmianjiumaren?”
“ca,wobushimanila,jintianqingnibangmanglaile!”
“woshiduo,nijiandandianjiang。”
“zhonggangmatoulaileyigejiaosongpade**baileini,nizhidaode,zhenggematoujiuwokaileyijiaguoshuguan,tazheibushilaichewodaqima?woyongjiaozhitoudouxiangdaole,tashihushanqinglaijiaohuangwowuguande!ca,wobujiaoxunta,hushanhaiyiweiwoshisongbao!”
“nirangguanlishifushangleile?”
“ca,bietile!songpaweitaiguochunwuliren,zhuanlianoutai,shicongtakaxianglongwang。woguanlisangeshifulunfanshangzhen,jingquandoumeidingguosanhuihe,lianggeyangshang、yigezhunbeicigong。wangwozhuanmencongminshengqingtamenguolaijiaoquan,shuihuo,quantemeshishuihuo!”
“……”
“sanye,wowuguandoubimenliangtianle!niluzikuan,zuijinjiubiechuquyanzashuawanle,santianneijiwoqingyigehaoshou,shoushilesongpa!”
“haoshuo!dannizhidaowodeshoufeibiaozhun。”
“ca,wobuqueqianla!”
conglaobanliaowanhenkuailikaile。
wocongshishenxiachulai,pailejixiashenshangdetu,zhangtuyikouzhuoqi。
xiaokeyijingqihaolecha,xiangwozhaolezhaoshou,xiaoyiyingying。
“xiaojiangshi,kuaiguolaihechaya。”
sanyeduixiaokezhoumei:“buxumeilimao!”
xiaokewenyan,jueleyijuezui:“sanye,womenbangleta,ketadaoxianzaidoumeigaosuwomenmingzini,gengmeilimao!”
womangyibaoquan:“baoqian!wojiaoafeng。”
本想说自己叫阿强。
keyilaisanyegangcaijiulewoyici,zaiyinmanxiaqutaibugouyisile,erlaiyueyuzhongfanmingweiaqiangde,zongjirenyizhongdashazideguangan。
xiaokewenyan,shanzheyiduidayanjingwen:“fengdiandefengma?”
我:“……”
sanyechenxialelian:“xiaoke!”
xiaokeqiaopidituletushetou,chongwotiaoletiaomeimao,jinwumangle。
wozuoxialaizhihou,xinzhongjixingfenyoutante。
“三爷是红喜神?”
jianghuhongxishen,zhuanmenjigezhongjianghupianmenrenshiqianxiandaqiaodepitiaoke。
renmaijiguang,xinxilingtong,rencaiwujunkedaqiao,zhongjiefeiyongqigao。
conggangcaiconglaobandehuayulaipanduan,gujiyanzashuazhishitayigeaihao。
此话一出。
sanyeduanzhechabeideshoudunleyidun,muguangzhuozhuo。
“怎么讲?”
“menwaitiezheyizhangpojiuzufanggaoshi,yuanzhongyouxiaohaituichequebujianhaizi,zhengmingniliangbushizhuren,zheishiduanzudefangzi。ninengyiyankanchuwoneijiweichoujiadelailu,yanjiefeifan。conglaobanrangniyigewaidirensantianneiqingwushi,chulehongxishen,meirenyouzheibenshi!”
sanyewenyan,hahadaxiao。
“lihai!shibuxiangman,yanzashuazhishiwopingshiyigeaihao,woqueshishijianghuhongxishen。”
“wokonglaosanzuixiyucongmingrendajiaodao!afeng,niturandianwoshenfen,youshiyaowenma?”
womeizhengmianhuida:“sanye,nishoufeiruhe?”
sanyechuileyichuichashuimianshangsuichamo,weipinyikoucha,yuqidanran,danshenfendianminghou,tazhenggerenqizhiyuwanxifashiwanquanbuyiyang。
“niwanxifashifangwoyishou,zanmensuanpengyou,butanqian。”
wonianjixiao,dandongshizao。
jianghushangcongmeiyoumianfeidemianbao。
ruguoyou,yaomefalemei,yaomehuleduyao。
woxiudaolesanyeyisishitanrenpindeweidao。
wohuidao:“wanxifazhishinijilechoulao,zheishierliangqing。nigangcaijiewozhiwei,wohaidaoqianniyidarenqing。ruguowoqingnibangmang,nizaibushoufei,**cuibushuole。”
sanyewenyan,shenqingdunshiyixi,luchumanfuxinshangdebiaoqing,sihuchedipaokaileduiwodeguji,jiangbeizimengranwangchajiyifang,chashuisijian。
“haohanzi!chongnizheijijuhua,danfanwonengbandaode,juewuerhua!”
“sanye,neiwozhishuole。zonggongyouliangjianshi,diyijian,qingbaxiaoshengmendelailongqumaigaosuwo。”
“xiaoshengmenxinxibusuanmimi,bushoufei,dengxiazhijiegaosuni。”
“dierjian,woxiangzhaolianggeren。”
“什么特征?”
“yirenjiaoningdingshan,qianzhourenshi,cengzaiyunxianlongdashihuichangdanggongren,huishuajinlongdao,nonglibasinianqiyueershiqirilikaiqianzhou,tongnianshieryueshiwurizuihouyicichuxian,zaiguangshichezhanguangchangfengdiandaquan。”
“另一人呢?”
“zheirenmingzibuxiang,zhayitiaoxiaobianzi,basiniancenggen‘kundazaxituan’paojianghumaiyiquguoqianzhou,youyishengangmengdebamendizhipaoquangongfu,huizhaotijueji‘nulonggunyou’。”
少得可怜的线索。
kedanzheixiexinxi,yeshiamihewozhenduidangniandeqingxing,fupantuiceduocicaidechulai。
dangshiwoduiqianchengmimangerjiaolv,xiangzhechengzijichushizhiqian,zuihaojinkuaiyouyigejielun,jiangxiwangquanjituozailesanyeshenshang。
sanyetingwan,meitouzhizhou,huanbeihoukao,laolianzhouwennengjiasiwenzi。
“sanye,xinxitaishaole?”
“ruoshixinxiquan,nizijijiunengzhaodao,hebilaimafanlaofu?”
“shoufeitaigaopawochengdanbuqi?cishiwuxuduolv,shaojiafengyidianshijianjiuke!”
“也不是。”
“哪三爷的意思?”
sanyechongwoxiaoleyixiao,shouzhileyizhichabei。
“afeng,nixianhekoucha。”
我一口将茶给干了。
sanyeyiweishenzhangdikanzhewo。
“ruowotiqitayaoqiuni?”
“三爷请讲。”
“laofubuhuiwu,quehaisuanyoudianjianshi。nipoxifashiyishenjingrenzhangdaogongfu,gangcaigundierduoyouzhangxianditangquanjueji,nishiyoudabenshide。tiaojianweitiwobangconglaobanjibailesongpa,yongjinnierwoba,ruhe?”
就这?!
wodengdaleyanjing:“……”
sanyejiwoxuleyibeicha:“busuanguofenba?”
wohuidao:“buguofen,haodelipu,kewoyouyigegulv。”
“哦?”
“yinglehaoshuo,shuleyesuanzijimeibenshi,weidupahuizhelesanyedekoubei。”
这不是谦虚。
conglaobangangcaishuosongpazhuanlianoutaide。
taiquanzhufenchuantai(chuantongtaiquan)、gutai(gufataiquan)、outai(oushitaiquan)。
chuantaizhuantasangongbu,jiangjiudanzudiaoma,tuixigongji,dafajiaodanyi,danjingdaoxionghen。gutaizhuanzhutaolu,leisiwushubiaoyan,shihefangshenziwei。outaizezongheshangshuliangzhongyoudian,qierongruziyoubojishu,zuiweihenla,quanquandaorou、jiaojiaojianxue。
yingshijulidetaiquanshou,juedabufendafadoushioutai。
wosuixueduonianhuangmenjiugongshu,zhenzhengduikangquejinweiduifuheshang,kedangshidingduosuantouxi,duizijishuipingzenyangbingbuqingxi。
“hahaha!laofuyishengyuerenwushu,nandepengjianqingshangzhishangshenshourucichuleibacuidejunhousheng--”sanyetingwanhoudaxiao,taishouqingpaiwojianbang,yudiaoyidun,muguangjianyi:“afeng,nibixuxiangxinyiweijianghuhongxishendeyanguang!”
wojixuyaoqian,gengxuyaodaan。
zheijiaoyihuasuan,meishenmekeyouyude。
woqishenxiangsanyeyibaoquan:“hao!santianhou,zhonggangmatoujian!”
linzouzhiqian,sanyerangxiaokesongyixiake。
zaiyuanmenwai,xiaokecheleyichewodeyixiu:“nidaodixingbuxingya?”
wowen:“shenmexingbuxing?”
xiaokeniezheyiduixiaofenquan,chongkongzhongqiaopidibihualeliangxia:“daquana!nibiebeisongpajichuisile!”
wofanwenta:“niyeshijianghuhongxishenma?”
xiaokeyaoleyaotou:“wobushia。”
woyeyudao:“nanguainimeiyanguang。”
小可:“你……”
转身大步离去。
laidaoyiyuanyijingshiwanshangle,woxianjiangqianjijiaole,jinliuxialejitianhuoshifei。
kedaobingfangzhihou,quefaxianamibujianle!