第2章李家闹翻天了
李家闹翻天了。
dabanyede，lijiadafangerfangsanfangsifangwufangderen，douzhidaolaoliuliangkouzi，congwaitoujianlegegangchushengdenaiwawahuijia。
zheibu，yijiazinannvlaoshaoquanbubeijiaoqilaijujizaitangwu，genzhalewodemifengyiyangchaogebuting。
qizhongnaodezuixiongde，moguoyuwufangdehepandi，lazheyizhangsheidouqiantaqiansidemalian，chongtangwulizuozhedeshijihaorenrangrang。
“laoliu，zhufang，nimenliangkouzipingshibukaopu，zaishengchanduiligaoxiaotouxiaomodiuquanjiadelianmianyejiubale，xianzaishixianglazhequanjiayikuaijinimenpeizangma！zheishiyaorangchenglijishengbanzhixiaole，yansizheihaizishixiao，bankongzanjiashierjiudale！”
“ganjinde！chenxianzaitianheibazheihaizidiudaoshanliqu，dengtianyiliangwawadekushengbeirentingjian，zanjiafeidejiaorenhuotunlebuke！”
hepandiyifuyaochirendemoyang，sisidingzheliyongguihezhufang。
tajiunamenle，liyongguihetajialaowuliyongfumingmingshiluanshengxiongdi，zayigetianyigedilei？
tajialaowushicunlirenrenchengzandepadihaoshou，nongmangdeshihouhaoduorenyuanyijigongziqingtabangmangganhuo，yixiawujiunengzhuanwujiaoqian！
zalaoliuliyongguijiuzhihuitoutoumomo，jijializhaomafanni？
yiwangnajialideliangshichuquweimaoweigoujiusuanle，xianzaimingzhidaoguojiajishengzhengcezhuadejin，haiganjiangegangchushengdexiaowawahuijia，zheibucunxinjijializhaoshierma？
yaoliuxiazheiwawakeyi，baliufangyijiafenchuqu，aizayangjiuzayang，jishengbanxiaxiangzhuarendehuayebuguanlaozhaideshi！
liyongjianhemajinlanshenweidagedasao，pingshiyaobanglaoyezilaotaitaichulijiashi，xianzaiyuanxiaozheige‘mafan’yebuliwai，doudetamenliangkouzishangyizhebangmangjiejue。
dankanjianzhufanghuailideyuanxiao，tamenguaibuluorende。
xiaowawayoubaiyoupang，yikanjiuzhidaozainiangduzilimeishaochihao，zhiyinshigenvwajiubeirengdaoleshanli，shizaikelian。
jingjigaigezhihou，laobaixingnengzuodianxiaoshengyi。
suibuqueliangshichi，danzhengcezhuadejin，shizaibuganwangjialitianrenkou。
zaizhe，tamenjiayijingjiugewale，zhenshangjishengbandingdezuijin，yaoshizailaiyige，feidebatamenjiabankonglebuke！
“娘，”
laoyibeiderenbuaijiaobama，jiujiaodieniang。
liyongjianshangqiankanlekanyuanxiao，caizoudaolaotaitaibaocaifengdemianqianjiaoleyisheng。
“jiranlaoliuliangkouzibazheixiaowawajianhuilaile，bianshuominghaizigenzanjiayouyuanfen。jiusuanzhaodaoqinshengfumu，yebiezhiwangdiuhaiziderennengtenghaizi，songhuiquwuyishibahaizituijinhuokeng，fanzhengzanmenliuxiongdishenglejiugenanwa，jialiyangshengyinshuaide，burubahaiziliuxialaidiaodiaofengshui，ruhe？”
takanliudiliangkouzitingxihuanzheiwade，youbushiyangbuqi，dabule，xianbushanghukou，zuogeheihu。
bawayangzaiwulimian，biejiaorenzhidao，dengzhangdaxiezaifangchuqu，denghaizidale，shangmianlingdaojiusuankanjianlewawa，yedeyingzhetoupijitamenbanhukou。
主打一个先斩后奏。
liyongjianhuagangshuowan，youtinghepandilengxiaoleyisheng。
“dagedasao，nimenliangkouzinengbunengbiemeicidouhexini，haorenquanrangniliangzuole，jiusuanduoguolejishengban，yanghaizibuyaoqiana？？”
“fanzhengwowufangbahualiaozaizheier，xiangbahaiziliuxiakeyi，xianbaliufangfenchuqu，suitamenzamezuopusa！jialirenxinxinkukuzhongdizanxiadejiaye，bunengyinweiyigeyehaizibaige！”
hepandizheihuayichu，dafangmajinlan、erfangwuxuemei、sanfangkanglian、sifangmoyali，jigezhoulilianmangweishangququanhepandi，jiaotabiebahuashuotaiguofenle，fumuzai，nanengfenjia？
jiusuanyaofen，yededenglaoyezilaotaitaikaikoushuo，tamenzuowanbeidecainengfen。
“wusao，nizheihuashuodeteguofenle，lailailai，haizijini，ninaqudiu，diufenkengdiushanlidouwusuowei！”liyongguibayuanxiaowanghepandihuailisai，danhepandinagana？
tazuishangshuodezaihen，yezuobuchulaisharenzheidengshier。
hepandidengyuanyanjingmadao：“laoliu，nizheihunbulinde，shaonazaiwaitoumojidaigoudewulaijingeryongdaowoshenshang，haizishinimenliangkouzijianhuilaide，yaorengyeshinimenreng，pingshazanglewodeshou！laowuniyale，biaogetaishuogehuaa！”
“xingla！nianghaimeijianghuani，nidebode，debodeshuoleyidaduiyoushayong！”liyongfufansile，benlaidabanyebeichaoxingjiuyouqichuangqi，xifuhaizaizheichaoderentouteng。
laoyeziquqitacunhexijiujinwantiedinghuibulai，guigenjiudijialishilaotaitaizuozhu，haizidequliubuhaishilaotaitaiyijuhuadeshi？chaoyemeiyong。
ketahaishibudebushuo，zijiaxifumadedui，laoliuliangkouzifengle，zheishierzuodebudidao！
laotaitaibaocaifengtingzheerxifumenniyiyanwoyiyudechaochao，shizhongbizheyanjingmeiyoubiaotai。
dengerxifumenchaogoule，tacaibutongbuyangdefanwenyiju。
“burangle？jixurangdadianshenga，haojiaozhenggeqingshuitundouzhidaozanjialailegexiaowawa，kannimenpingrilichaojiabanzuidesiduitou，qubuqujishengbanjubaozanjia，bujiuyigewawadeshier，zhiyunimenbafangdingdouxianle？”
yeshenrenjing，dangqingshuitundetongzhimenquansile，tingbujiannijiarangrangshiba？
zenmezaoniequlezheiyiqunerxifu，doushishamao？zheidiandaolidouxiangbutong？
baocaifengbukuishidangjiazuozhudelaotaitai，yijuhuazhenyalesuoyouren。
jiulianguanainaotengdehepandi，douxinfukoufudeyadishengyin，buganzaichezhesangzidahou，danrengbukenfangguoliufangliangkouzi。
“niang，liudiheliudimeipingrijiuaitoulan，yijiasikoudouchijialidebaishier，ruguobazheiniziliuxialai，jialiyouduoyizhangzui，yongfuyalidaa！”
raolairaoqu，hepandibujiushixiangshuofenjiadeshierma？
minglianlidouzaishuolaowuliyongfuganhuozuiduo，laoliuliangkouziganhuoshao，youyikouguolichifan，fenpeibujundeshierbei！
danzheigejiajiuliyongfuganhuo，bierendoumeigan，chibaifanma？
laowuxifuxianglaixihuanjiaozhen，chatayigenzhendouyaobeishuopianxinyan，xianzainaotengyeshipazijichikui，baocaifengnenglijie。
talaotaitaiyebushibuminzhude，xiankanzheliyongguihezhufangshuodao：“nimenliangkouzibazheiwawajianhuilai，youshadasuan？”
liyongguizhongyunenghaohaoshuojuhuale，lazhezhufang，bayuanxiaodidaolaotaitaigenqianrangtaqiao。
“wohefangshizheimedasuande，daihuilaijiaoninhediekankan，yaoshinengliu，jiuliuxialaizuowolilaoliudeguinv，zanjiajiugechouxiaozi，yangshengyinshuaibujili......”
zhufangfuhe：“duia，niang，ninkanquniandieshuaiduantui，qiannianwusaozouzailushangbeishitouza，zaiqianjinianlaoliubeiwumietouleshengchanduifenkenglideshi......yijianjianshier，budoushiyinyangbudiaoredehuo......”
baocaifengdanu，yipaizhuozihehudao：“laoliuxifunibizui！zaigaomixinjiubanidiuqulaogai。”