第4章 王八蛋

tamianwubiaoqing,mouseshenan。

beilinzhijiaqiaduanzaizhangxin,shouxinshi/re,naozilitianrenjiaozhan,shanguoyixiepianduan,hunluandefangjian,ruodadeshuangrenchuang,jiuchanbuxiudelianggeren……

neidagaishitajiyizhizhongzuihunluandeyigewanshang。

huoleershisannian,touyicishitaimaizui,getianzaoshangxinglai,duishangdezhengshiyanqianzheizhangbabeijingduishangqukanyezhaobudaosihaoquediandelian。

tabeilinyifanshuaile,ranhouhetashushushuile……

“怎么?”

huishen,beilinguzuozhendingdefanwen,“linxianshenghaixiangzaishuiwoyici?”

“meishenmexingqu。”linyanshengtaishoumolexiakoudai,meimodaoyan,sihuluozailebaojian,“zhishiwomeiyouchibaishidexiguan,erniyinggaiyemeiyoudasuanrangrenchibaishi。”

beilinnaozibuben,tingchutadeqiantaici,“nishijuedejintianwanshangwoshiguyichuxianzainimianqian?”

shuochuzheihuatadoujuedehuangtangzhiji。

偏偏……

bujiuqianzaibaojian,taqueshichaozhetasuozaiweizhitouquguoqiujiudeyanshen!

beilinyizhenqiye,tazongsuanmingbaishenmejiaotiaojinhuangheyexibuqingle。

linyanshenghaosibingbudasuanzaizheigewentishangduoshuoshenme,“yaoduoshaoqian?huozhepengnidangdaoyan?”

“……”

shishishang,ruobushijinwanyiwaiyujian,beilinzaojiuyijingzhunbeibaneiwandeshiqingwanggeganjing。

nankanhefennujiaoza,beilinshengshengbeitajiqixiao,“linxianshengzheimexihuanmingmabiaojia,neiniyoudasuanwenwoyaoduoshaoqian?”

qitoushang,beilinhoulonglilengxiaoshengmeiduan,“ganqingneitianwanshanglinxianshengxinkudegentouniuside,shipawobugoumanyishihoulaidiaonidexinkufei?”

liangrendoumeichuqu,beilinzheijuhuashuowan,diantimenqiahaoyouheshang。

kongjianbusuanxiazhai,danyeyouxian。

duizhizhong,beilinshuangyanguanghuodedengta,yeyinciyixiajiuzhuyidaonanrenmoudiningqiyicengsenranweiguang。

simuerdui,tayixiajiuxiaobuchulaile。

tagangshuotashishenmelaizhe……niu?

洪水猛兽还差不多!

“那么……”

linyanshengzhangtuiwangqiankuabanbu,bijin,“nidasuanjiwoduoshao?”

碰!

tahuayingangluo,diantiliyishengmenxiang,shibeilinxiayishihoutui,houbeizhuangqiangdeshengyin,neidianhuoqiyixiayinmiezaihuangzhangli。

beilinhaizhenrenzhensikaolexiazheigewenti。

tanengjiduoshaoqujueyutayouduoshao,ranertaxianzaishifuzichan,huoxutashixiangjichengtademayihuabei?

“linxiansheng,wozhenbuzhidaojinwanhuipengjianni。”beilinjiangzhizhehoubei,kanzaitajinwanqueshititajieweidefenshang,chengkenjieshi。

linyanshenglerandediandiantou,sishizhenjiangtadejieshitingjinqule。

beilinweiweisongyikouqi,queyoutingjianyishengchixiao,“huozhewohuangewenfa,yuanbennijintianwanshanghehemingguangshuidasuanwentayaoduoshaoqian?nibaogeshu,wofanbeiji,bijinggenwoneitianwanshangnishidiyici。”

啪!

xingxushiguoyunankan,nanmianzuncongshentibenneng,dengbeilinhuishen,neishengcuixiangsihunianzaiermonanyixiaosan。

tashouxintengguozhihoufama。

yanjinglishibanbuwainanrenaileyierguanghoupianxiangyipangdelian,beilinyandifatang,xiongqiangligezhongqingxupengzhang,yaozha,“linyansheng,nimenlinjiaguoranmeiyigehaodongxi,yijiazizuchuandewangbadan!”