第1章

nishifoujuedemingxinggaogaozaishang?”

“nishifoujuedemingxinggaobukepan?”

“jintian,jiurangwomenjianshiyixiamingxingdelingyimian!”

“guanzhongpengyoumen,huanyinglaidaodaxingzhenrenxiujiemu《jiediqidedamingxing》zhiboxianchang!”

“zaizheili,tamenjiangyixindeshenfen,tunqumingxingdeguanghuan,kaiqiyiduanxindelicheng!”

huamianzhong,zhuchirendashengshuodao。

“youqingwomenzheiyijideliuweijiabin!”

“bushirenjianyanhuodexiaoxiannv——liutianxian!”

“laizigangdaodeletanxiaotianhou——dengziqi!”

“meimaoshilibingcundetieniangzi——yanglaoban!”

“chushenpinhandexiangshengyanyuan——xiaoyueyue!”

“huayuletanzhongshengdaiouxianggeshou——huachenyu!”

“最后一位……”

zhuchirenguyidiaoleyixiaweikou,caijixushuodao。

“dangxiazuihuodeouxiangmingxing,bazongzhuanyehu——suming!”

suizhetadehua,jigerenyicichuxianzaihuamianzhong,zhibojiandedanmudunshirenaoleqilai。

“liutianxian!hahaha,wotebiexiangkankanliutianxianshizenmecongxiannvzhuirufanjiande。”

“zheiyijizuihoudeyingjiakendingshixiaoyueyuea,zheihaiyongxiangma?tachushennongcun,tacaishizuijiediqierde。”

“wa,wozenmeganjueyanglaobandeshencaiyuelaiyuehaoleni?”

“suming?zheiliangnianzuihuodeneige‘miantanpaiyanji’dedaibiaorenwu?chulebazongshadoubuhuiyandeneigesuming?”

“sumingnenggansha?kanjiantadezheizhanglianwojiulaiqi,chuleshuaizhihou,tahaiyousha?”

“bazongzhuanyehu,nirangtajiediqier?zenmekeneng?”

“suminggegejiayou!womenyongyuanzhichini!”

“loushangnaocanfen,jiandingwanbi!”

“hehe,taolu,doushitaolu,zhenrenxiudoushiyoujubende!”

……

woshishei?wozainaer?woyaozuoshenme?

kanzhemianqiandeshexiangji,sumingxianrulechensizhizhong。

piankedechensizhihou,sumingzhongyumingbaifashengleshenme。

jiandanlaishuo,tachuanyuele。

erqiechuanyuedeshenfenkeweishitianhukaiju,jingranshiyigejinliangnianbaohuodedingliuxiaoxianrou!

buguotadebaohuokeweishihuiyucanban。

yinweitashi“miantanshi”yanjidedaibiaorenwu,zhihuiyanyixiebazongzhileidejiaose。

suoyiyebeirenchengwei“bazongzhuanyehu”。

erzheiyici,tashizaicanjiayigejiaozuo《jiediqidedamingxing》dezhenrenxiujiemu。

zheishiyigezhiyetiyanjiemu,yaoqingleliugemingxing,meigerendouyaoqutiyanyixieputongdegongzuo。

buguozheigejiemuquanchengzhibo,qingdemingxingkaweiyebuxiao,daoyexiyinlejidadeguanzhu。

……

“xiamian,womenlaichouqutamendezhiye!”

zhuchirennachuyigexiangzihuanglehuang,xiaozheshuodao。

“zheilibianzhunbeileshushigeputongzhiye,geweidamingxingjiangtongguochouqudefangshi,huodezijidediyigeshenfen。”

“谁先来?”

“woxianlai!”xiaoyueyuezhijietiaolechulai。

tayibianyaozhexiangzi,yibianlehehedeshuodao。

“zhongsuozhouzhi,wochushennongcun,erqiedangxiangshengyanyuanzhiqianshizaifandiandaza,yeganguohenduohuoerchiguohenduoku。”

“suoyizheicijiemu,woshibijiaozhanyoushi,jibenshangdaduoshudehuoerwodou……**!”

tazhangkaizhitiao,dunshimengle。

piankezhihou,xiaoyueyuezhanzhanweiweidexiangjingtouliangchulezijidezhitiao,kusangzhelianshuodao。

“daoyan,wonengzaichouyicibu?wobupaxinku,danshiwo……wokonggaoa!”

tazheiyangdebiaoxian,yerangbushaorendoulengzhule。

xiayishidexiangzhitiaoshangkanqu,jianshangmianheranxiezhesangedazi——zhizhuren!

dunshi,zhibojianliyixiazizhakaileguo。

“**!bushiba,yishanglaijiufangdazhao?xintengxiaoyueyue。”

“budongjiuwen,zhizhurenshishenme?”

“kepuyixia,zhizhurenjiushizaikongzhonggongzuozhe,xuyaopanpazaichengshigaolouwaicaboli,budanhenxinku,haiyouyidingdeweixianxing。”

“conglizhishang,woyinggaixintengxiaoyueyue,danwoweishenmerenbuzhuxiangdaxiaosanshengni?hahaha……”

……

xiaoyueyuedunanglejiju,kusangzheliantuixiaqule。

diergechouqudeshiliutianxian。

tazaiyingshijuzhongdexingxiangyizhidoushixianqierpiaopiao,erqietadechushentiaojianyehenhao,fangdaogudaituotuodedajiaguixiu。

danjintianxianzizhuiluofanchen?zheiyerangxuduorenhaoqiqilai。

piankezhihou,liutianxianhuanhuandeliangchuletadezhitiao,shangmianheranxiezhe——fandianxiwangong!

xiwangong?zhibojianzhongdunshihuanleqilai。

duiwangyoumenlaishuo,zheigefanchayeshizaitaidale。

yigexianqierpiaopiaodexiaoxiannvquxiwan?zheigehuamianxiangxiangjiudaigana!

yishizhijian,wushurenxiadinglejuexinyaozhuiliutianxiandezhibojian。

“下一个,苏铭!”

suizhedaoyandeshengyin,suoyourendemuguangdoutouxianglesuming。

zheigemiantan……ebu,bazongzhuanyehu,tahuichoudaoshenmeyangjiediqierdezhiyeni?