jiuzaisuxingmeichuzaimenwai,shenxinlingluanzhiji。
baoxianglichuanchuyizhenxuannaosheng。
duyuejuanchongmanaojiaodeshengyin,gagaxiang,
“xiangdangniana,woquerxifudeshihou,yifencailiqiandoumeiyouchu。”
“yuejuan,niyetainengganle,youshenmemijuema?wojiaerzineinvpengyouyaoershibawancaili,kechousiwolou。”
“weihunxianyunna,nvrennayidanhuailehaizi,haibushiyouzhenanfangshuolesuan?”
dagaiweilexianbaizijiyouduonengnai,duyuejuanyueshuoyuexingfen,
“wojialaotaipotanhuanle,qinggebaomuduogui?yigeyuemeiyouqibaqian,genbenqingbudaohexinyide。”
“suoxingzhaogeerxifudangmianfeibaomu,haozaiwojiaerzitingquan。buran,wonayoushijiangennimenlaojiemeiyiqidamajiangtiaoguangchangwua?”
duyuejuandesangmenda,yizibuluozuanrusuxingmeideerwo。
字字诛心。
suxingmeidezhijia,shenshenqianruzhangxin。
tadangniandequeshiweihunxianyun。
daxuehaimeiyoubiye,zaiduyanjiushengdeqiaojianchen,jiujiezhezuijiuzhanyouleta。
yuanlaitashitingquan,shebudebaiyueguangdangbaomu,jiujizhezhaotalaidangzheigemianfeibaomua。
tafaxianzijihuaiyun,panghuangwucuo。
qiaojianchenxinshidandanshuozijihuiduitafuze。
她信了。
ketasuoweidefuze,jiushimeiyoucailimeiyouhunli,quminzhengjucaocaolinglejiehunzheng,suanshilicheng。
tatiliangtajiajingkunnan,buhetajijiao。
meixiangdao,tadeshanjierenyi,jingranchenglepopozaojiantadetanzihexiaobing!
tadebuzhengbuqiang,juranbianchengletalianjiadebiaoqian。
tahaowuyuanyanzhaogutanhuanlaoren,quechengquanletamenyijiazizaiwaimianxiaosarufeng。
zuikexiaodeshineibenjiehunzheng,jingranhaishitachengweimianfeibaomudetongxingzheng!
呵!太讽刺!
baoxiangwai,suxingmeigandaohanbingcigu。
baoxiangnei,renaoyilangshengguoyilang。
“lailai,womenyiqilaijinglaoqiaoyibei,gongxilaoqiaoqingyunzhishang。”
“laoguiju,laoqiaohetangluhejiaobeijiuzhuzhuxing。”
“xiaohao,jinibabahetanglumamabajiumanshang。”
baoxiangwai,suxingmeidexinchaojulieqifu。
tazheigehefaqizishangzairenjian,shenmeshihoulundaoyigexiaosanhetadezhangfuhejiaobeijiu?
tazheigeqinmahaihuozhe,shenmeshihoulundaoyigexiaosanlaijitadeerzidangma?
tayaojinquhetamenlilun!
suxingmeizhengyaoshenshouqutuimen,tangluqiahaojiedaoyigedianhua。
“shenme,fangzibeiwuyesixiazuchuqule?”
tanglujiaoroudesangyinyishunjianbagaobiandejianrui,shenqingyebiandejidong,
“tamenbuzhidaozheishiwodefangma?”
“fangchanzhengshiwodemingzi,tamenpingshenmesixiadongyongwodefangzifangzu?zenmehaiyouzheizhongshi?wufawutianle!womashangjiuganguoqu!”
tanglugualedianhua,jiubaqiaojianchenladaomenbianshuoqiaoqiaohua。
“laoqiao,qisirenle,womenxinmaidefangzi,zhishimeilaidejizhuangxiuzhujinqueryi,wuyejingranbawomendefangzizujibieren。”
tangluqiguiqi,queteyibashengyinyadehenqing。
dagaishibuxiangrangbierenzhidao,zijidangxiaosandangderucimingmuzhangdan,bajibaiwandefangzi,douhundaoshoule。
tamenjiuzhanzaimenbian,suxingmeikeyitingdeyiqingerchu。
taliangyanheilejimiao,houjianyiguxuexingwei,fangfosuishihuipenyongerchu。
suoyi,qiaojianchenzheigesiwenbailei,lianjinwuzangjiaodeshi,douyijingzuole?
fangchanzhengshanghaixielexiaosandemingzi?
tayouqianmaifangzisongjixiaosan,quemeiyouqianbutiejiayong?
yijialaoxiaosandairen,haijizaiqibashipingmidexiaotaofanglibushuo。
tameigeyuejiunagesanqiankuai,jitazuoweizhenggejiatingdekaizhi。
tashuoshengxiadegongzi,yaoyongzaizuoketihetishengzhichengshang。
zheiniantou,sanqiankuainengzuosha?
yaojinainaijiaoyiyaofei,yaojixiaohaojiaoxuefeihepeixunfei。
yaomeitianmaicaisihouhaoyijialaoxiaodeyirisancan,haiyaojiaoshuidianfei。
yunqibuhaodeshihou,yidanbingxianghuokongdiaohuaile,shangmenweixiudefeiyongshaozeyiliangbai,duozedajibai。
meicidourangtaroutengdeyaoming。
zaijingjifadawujiafeizhangdechengshi,sanqiankuaidejiayongyuanyuanbugou。
tabudebuzaizuowanjiawuhou,buguzijideshenti,touzhiqingchunaoyezuo**。
sheibuzhidaozhangqiaoyehuisidekuai?
dantayixinzhixiangrangzheigejiaweichizhujibenshenghuo,burangqiaojianchenweinan,tagubushangzijile。
suoyitadeheiyanquanhenmingxian,qiseyehencha。
tabuaochenghuanglianpo,sheihuishihuanglianpo?
gezheyidaomen,tanglutuirangzheqiaojianchen,jibukenai,
“laoqiao,neikeshinihualedabanbeizidejixumaidefang,zenmenengbianyilewuye?nikuaixiangxiangbanfaya。”
suxingmeidehoucaoyayaodejinjinde。
tanglushenweixiaosan,nandaohaibulejieqiaojianchenma?
qiaojianchenshiyigehenpashidenanren。
siwenyouyu,nanziqigaiquebuzu。
yiqiantabeirenqifudeshihou,tazheigerendanrujudeqianqianjunzihuifanguolaiquanta,
“duoyishiburushaoyishi,tuiyibuhaikuotiankong。”
“renjiayeburongyi,womenjiutiliangyixiata。”
suxingmeigangxiangdaozheili,quetingdaoqiaojianchenyifentianyingpaixiongfu,
“lulu,bieji,wozhaotamenlilunqu!rangtamenbafangzihaihuilai,bameiyikuaizujindoujiwomentuchulai!”
小浩也撸起袖子,
“tanglumama,woyequbangni!bunengrangbierenqifutanglumama!”
suxingmeidexin,zaidixue。
yuanlai,tabushipashi,zhishibuxiangweitatingshenerchu!
suxingmeihuangruogeshidikanzhe,qiaojianchenhexiaohaofuziliangweiletanglu,zhengqilinranchongchubaojian。
tamenhechuzaiyipangdetacajianerguo,queduitashierbujian。
fangfotashiyituanwusewuweidekongqi。
suxingmeizongsuanfanyingguolai,zuanzhuqiaojianchendeshou,
“laoqiao,nimenbuyaoqu!”
qiaojianchenzheicaizhuyidaosuxingmeidecunzai。
tabunaifandibatatuidaoyigejiaoluo,haoxiangshengpabierenkandaota。
“suxingmei,sheirangnilaizheili?nikuaihuijia,dengwochuliwanshoushangdeshiqing,jiuhuiqu。”
shuozhe,tashuaikaisuxingmeideshoujiuyaozou。
suxingmeiyouyicidangzhutadequlu,qiansuoweiyoudejueqiang,
“qiaojianchen,niyaoshiqule,womenjiulihun!”
yixiangsiwendeqiaojianchen,jingrannaoxiuchengnu,liansangmenyegaoqilai,
“suxingmei,nibuyaowuliqunaohaobuhao?haixianbugoudiurenxianyan?mashangjiwohuijia!”
jiuzaizheishi,duyuejuanyegenlechulai。
kandaosuxingmeideneichanei,tadelianseyixiazijiulenglexialai,
“suxingmei,nichulaile,sheizhaogutanhuanlaopozi?nizenmezheimebudongshi?”
shuozhe,duyuejuancuicuqiaojianchen,“nimenkuaiqu,bierangtanglushouweiqule。”
jiulianduyuejuanyezhidao,qiaojianchenzaiwaimianyangxiaosan?
yimoxuexingweishenruchunchi,suxingmeiyingshengshengbazijidexiachunyaochulexue。
“ma,tamendechoushi,nidoushizhidaode,duibudui?”
duyuejuanlianshangderouyiheng,
“suxingmei,nibuzhaozhaojingzikankanzijishenmeyang?guanbuzhuzijidenanren,shinimeibenshi,guaideleshei?”
tazhizhesuxingmeidebijianlizhiqizhuang,duoduobiren,
“wodeerzixianzaichenglefujiaoshou,yihouhaihuishengzhidangjiaoshou,tazhidegenghaodenvren。ninengjiajiwoerzi,shinizufenmaoqingyanzoudayunle。”
duyuejuanpitougailiandezhize,lingsuxingmeizhigandaotianxuandizhuan。
yuanlai,quanshijiedouzhidaoqiaojianchenhetangluyouyitui。
tashizuihouyigezhidaode。
heibaidiandao!shifeibufen!
meiyoutadewusifengxian,qiaojianchennengxinwupangwugaoxueshu?
meiyoutabaolanleyiqiejiatingsuoshi,tanengzaipingshangfujiaoshouzhiyu,hainengchugegui,maigefang,yanggejinsique?
tacaosuilexindejiaren,jingrangegedoushichirenbutugutoudecailanghubao!
jiuzaisuxingmeixinhuiyileng,yaoyaoyuzhui,yankanzheyaoyitouzaidaozaidideshihou。
yigenanrenfuzhuta,“baojiedashen,rangrensongniquyiyuan?”
suxingmeicongtongkuzhongjingxing,baojiedashen?
suxingmeizheicaifaxian,zijiyitinglaogongpingshangfujiaoshou,kaixinhuaile。
chuanzheyishenganjiawudeyifu,lianweiqundouwanglejiekai,jiucongcongganlaijiudian。
zheiyishenyifu,haizhenxiangbaojiezhifu。
bu,shitahunshenshangxia,dousanfazheyigebaojiedashendeqixi,haishibuyaoqiandeneizhong。
suxingmeiwenzhushenzi,manxinsuansediyaoyaotou,“xiexie,womeishi。”
yigepingshuixiangfengdemoshengren,shangqienengguanxinta。
ketataoxintaofeidangniuzuomazhengzhengshisanniandejiaren,quejinjinbatadangniuma。
hanruiruishuo“shangandiyijian,xianzhanyizhongren”,tadangshihaibuxin。
yiweishiqiaojianchentiliangtazuojiawulei,buxiangrangtachulaiyingchou。
yuanlai,tashangan,genbenbuxuyaotazheigemianfeibaomucanyuqingzhu。
quanshijiedoudangtashiyigeshazi!
tajiushiyigetaoxintaofeidemianfeidashazi!
taweijialidemeigechengyuandoucaosuilexin,queweiduwangleziji。
suxingmeichexiaweiqun,henhenzazaidishang。
zheimianfeibaomu,sheiaidang,sheidang!
老娘不干了!
suxingmeihuanghuanghuhuxiangjiudianguodaozouqu。
taqiahaoluguoyigekefangshi,fangmenhurandakai。
yigunongliedejiuweipiaochulai。
suxingmeibuyoudezhoumeixiangfangneiwangqu。
zhijianfangjianneiyipianqihei。
turan,yigegaodaqizhangdeshenyingyihuangerguo。
xiayishun,shudi,yizhixianbaihaokandedashouzhang,yibazuanzhutadeshouwan。
suxingmeidetoupiyijin,“ai,niganma?”
budengsuxingmeigaohan,tabeinanrenqiujingyoulideshoubeiyigeyongli,mengdizuanjinlefang……