第2章 这个免费保姆谁爱当谁当!(2967字)

jiuzaisuxingmeichuzaimenwai,shenxinlingluanzhiji。

baoxianglichuanchuyizhenxuannaosheng。

duyuejuanchongmanaojiaodeshengyin,gagaxiang,

“xiangdangniana,woquerxifudeshihou,yifencailiqiandoumeiyouchu。”

“yuejuan,niyetainengganle,youshenmemijuema?wojiaerzineinvpengyouyaoershibawancaili,kechousiwolou。”

“weihunxianyunna,nvrennayidanhuailehaizi,haibushiyouzhenanfangshuolesuan?”

dagaiweilexianbaizijiyouduonengnai,duyuejuanyueshuoyuexingfen,

“wojialaotaipotanhuanle,qinggebaomuduogui?yigeyuemeiyouqibaqian,genbenqingbudaohexinyide。”

“suoxingzhaogeerxifudangmianfeibaomu,haozaiwojiaerzitingquan。buran,wonayoushijiangennimenlaojiemeiyiqidamajiangtiaoguangchangwua?”

duyuejuandesangmenda,yizibuluozuanrusuxingmeideerwo。

字字诛心。

suxingmeidezhijia,shenshenqianruzhangxin。

tadangniandequeshiweihunxianyun。

daxuehaimeiyoubiye,zaiduyanjiushengdeqiaojianchen,jiujiezhezuijiuzhanyouleta。

yuanlaitashitingquan,shebudebaiyueguangdangbaomu,jiujizhezhaotalaidangzheigemianfeibaomua。

tafaxianzijihuaiyun,panghuangwucuo。

qiaojianchenxinshidandanshuozijihuiduitafuze。

她信了。

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tatiliangtajiajingkunnan,buhetajijiao。

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呵!太讽刺!

baoxiangwai,suxingmeigandaohanbingcigu。

baoxiangnei,renaoyilangshengguoyilang。

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baoxiangwai,suxingmeidexinchaojulieqifu。

tazheigehefaqizishangzairenjian,shenmeshihoulundaoyigexiaosanhetadezhangfuhejiaobeijiu?

tazheigeqinmahaihuozhe,shenmeshihoulundaoyigexiaosanlaijitadeerzidangma?

tayaojinquhetamenlilun!

suxingmeizhengyaoshenshouqutuimen,tangluqiahaojiedaoyigedianhua。

“shenme,fangzibeiwuyesixiazuchuqule?”

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“tamenbuzhidaozheishiwodefangma?”

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tanglugualedianhua,jiubaqiaojianchenladaomenbianshuoqiaoqiaohua。

“laoqiao,qisirenle,womenxinmaidefangzi,zhishimeilaidejizhuangxiuzhujinqueryi,wuyejingranbawomendefangzizujibieren。”

tangluqiguiqi,queteyibashengyinyadehenqing。

dagaishibuxiangrangbierenzhidao,zijidangxiaosandangderucimingmuzhangdan,bajibaiwandefangzi,douhundaoshoule。

tamenjiuzhanzaimenbian,suxingmeikeyitingdeyiqingerchu。

taliangyanheilejimiao,houjianyiguxuexingwei,fangfosuishihuipenyongerchu。

suoyi,qiaojianchenzheigesiwenbailei,lianjinwuzangjiaodeshi,douyijingzuole?

fangchanzhengshanghaixielexiaosandemingzi?

tayouqianmaifangzisongjixiaosan,quemeiyouqianbutiejiayong?

yijialaoxiaosandairen,haijizaiqibashipingmidexiaotaofanglibushuo。

tameigeyuejiunagesanqiankuai,jitazuoweizhenggejiatingdekaizhi。

tashuoshengxiadegongzi,yaoyongzaizuoketihetishengzhichengshang。

zheiniantou,sanqiankuainengzuosha?

yaojinainaijiaoyiyaofei,yaojixiaohaojiaoxuefeihepeixunfei。

yaomeitianmaicaisihouhaoyijialaoxiaodeyirisancan,haiyaojiaoshuidianfei。

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meicidourangtaroutengdeyaoming。

zaijingjifadawujiafeizhangdechengshi,sanqiankuaidejiayongyuanyuanbugou。

tabudebuzaizuowanjiawuhou,buguzijideshenti,touzhiqingchunaoyezuo**。

sheibuzhidaozhangqiaoyehuisidekuai?

dantayixinzhixiangrangzheigejiaweichizhujibenshenghuo,burangqiaojianchenweinan,tagubushangzijile。

suoyitadeheiyanquanhenmingxian,qiseyehencha。

tabuaochenghuanglianpo,sheihuishihuanglianpo?

gezheyidaomen,tanglutuirangzheqiaojianchen,jibukenai,

“laoqiao,neikeshinihualedabanbeizidejixumaidefang,zenmenengbianyilewuye?nikuaixiangxiangbanfaya。”

suxingmeidehoucaoyayaodejinjinde。

tanglushenweixiaosan,nandaohaibulejieqiaojianchenma?

qiaojianchenshiyigehenpashidenanren。

siwenyouyu,nanziqigaiquebuzu。

yiqiantabeirenqifudeshihou,tazheigerendanrujudeqianqianjunzihuifanguolaiquanta,

“duoyishiburushaoyishi,tuiyibuhaikuotiankong。”

“renjiayeburongyi,womenjiutiliangyixiata。”

suxingmeigangxiangdaozheili,quetingdaoqiaojianchenyifentianyingpaixiongfu,

“lulu,bieji,wozhaotamenlilunqu!rangtamenbafangzihaihuilai,bameiyikuaizujindoujiwomentuchulai!”

小浩也撸起袖子,

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suxingmeidexin,zaidixue。

yuanlai,tabushipashi,zhishibuxiangweitatingshenerchu!

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fangfotashiyituanwusewuweidekongqi。

suxingmeizongsuanfanyingguolai,zuanzhuqiaojianchendeshou,

“laoqiao,nimenbuyaoqu!”

qiaojianchenzheicaizhuyidaosuxingmeidecunzai。

tabunaifandibatatuidaoyigejiaoluo,haoxiangshengpabierenkandaota。

“suxingmei,sheirangnilaizheili?nikuaihuijia,dengwochuliwanshoushangdeshiqing,jiuhuiqu。”

shuozhe,tashuaikaisuxingmeideshoujiuyaozou。

suxingmeiyouyicidangzhutadequlu,qiansuoweiyoudejueqiang,

“qiaojianchen,niyaoshiqule,womenjiulihun!”

yixiangsiwendeqiaojianchen,jingrannaoxiuchengnu,liansangmenyegaoqilai,

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jiuzaizheishi,duyuejuanyegenlechulai。

kandaosuxingmeideneichanei,tadelianseyixiazijiulenglexialai,

“suxingmei,nichulaile,sheizhaogutanhuanlaopozi?nizenmezheimebudongshi?”

shuozhe,duyuejuancuicuqiaojianchen,“nimenkuaiqu,bierangtanglushouweiqule。”

jiulianduyuejuanyezhidao,qiaojianchenzaiwaimianyangxiaosan?

yimoxuexingweishenruchunchi,suxingmeiyingshengshengbazijidexiachunyaochulexue。

“ma,tamendechoushi,nidoushizhidaode,duibudui?”

duyuejuanlianshangderouyiheng,

“suxingmei,nibuzhaozhaojingzikankanzijishenmeyang?guanbuzhuzijidenanren,shinimeibenshi,guaideleshei?”

tazhizhesuxingmeidebijianlizhiqizhuang,duoduobiren,

“wodeerzixianzaichenglefujiaoshou,yihouhaihuishengzhidangjiaoshou,tazhidegenghaodenvren。ninengjiajiwoerzi,shinizufenmaoqingyanzoudayunle。”

duyuejuanpitougailiandezhize,lingsuxingmeizhigandaotianxuandizhuan。

yuanlai,quanshijiedouzhidaoqiaojianchenhetangluyouyitui。

tashizuihouyigezhidaode。

heibaidiandao!shifeibufen!

meiyoutadewusifengxian,qiaojianchennengxinwupangwugaoxueshu?

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jiuzaisuxingmeixinhuiyileng,yaoyaoyuzhui,yankanzheyaoyitouzaidaozaidideshihou。

yigenanrenfuzhuta,“baojiedashen,rangrensongniquyiyuan?”

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suxingmeizheicaifaxian,zijiyitinglaogongpingshangfujiaoshou,kaixinhuaile。

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bu,shitahunshenshangxia,dousanfazheyigebaojiedashendeqixi,haishibuyaoqiandeneizhong。

suxingmeiwenzhushenzi,manxinsuansediyaoyaotou,“xiexie,womeishi。”

yigepingshuixiangfengdemoshengren,shangqienengguanxinta。

ketataoxintaofeidangniuzuomazhengzhengshisanniandejiaren,quejinjinbatadangniuma。

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quanshijiedoudangtashiyigeshazi!

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老娘不干了!

suxingmeihuanghuanghuhuxiangjiudianguodaozouqu。

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suxingmeibuyoudezhoumeixiangfangneiwangqu。

zhijianfangjianneiyipianqihei。

turan,yigegaodaqizhangdeshenyingyihuangerguo。

xiayishun,shudi,yizhixianbaihaokandedashouzhang,yibazuanzhutadeshouwan。

suxingmeidetoupiyijin,“ai,niganma?”

budengsuxingmeigaohan,tabeinanrenqiujingyoulideshoubeiyigeyongli,mengdizuanjinlefang……