第一章 妈妈是个聋子,真丢脸

diyizhangmamashigelongzi,zhendiulian

“bama,woxiangqingchule,woyuanyihuijiajichengjiaye。”

“taihaole!yangyang,nizhongyuxiangtongle!”dianhuaneiduanchuanlaianfuanmuhuanxideshengyin,“neiniyinmanshenfenjiehundezhangfuheshengdehaizini?yiqihuilaima?”

“bule,”chuangwaidedenghuolanshanjianruyangpibeideshenqingpingtianlejifenluomo,“liangzhouhou,lilehunwojiuhuijia。”

qieduandianhua,kanzhebizhidequanjiafu,anruyangdeshuangmouyouyishunjiandeshishen。

zhaopianshang,qinyuezeheqinchuchenfuziliangzhanzaitashenbian,zuoyougebilebangexin,zuchengleyigewanzhengdeaixin,daibiaozhejitamanmandeai。

jiushizheitianmideyimu,rangtacengjingyoulexingfudecuojue。

meiyourenzhidao,anruyangshianshijituanweiyidejichengren。

liunianqian,fuqinxiangrangtalianyinhoujichengjiaye,ketaqueheqinyuezeyijianzhongqing,yushitalijiachuzou,yinmanshenfen,heqinyuezejielehun。

tapeizheqinyuezebaishouqijia,qinyuezeshuo,denggongsishangshihoucainengjitayigeshengdahunli。

houlaitahuaiyunle,tabenlaidasuanshengxiahaizihouzaitanbaishenfen,jubanhunli。

keshengchanqinchuchenshizaoyunanchan,tamianqiangbaozhulexingming,quehaishimeinengbaituoshuangershicongdexiachang。

pafumujieshoubuledaji,anruyangzhihaobianzhaogutamenfuzi,biandengtinglihuifu。

jishi,tacongweiqinertingdaoqinchuchenjiao“mama”。

keshijijiushizheiyangcouqiao。

一周前。

taqujiqinchuchenquwanju,qichezhuiwei,tashoudaozhuangjihoujingrannengtingjianle!

benyiweizheishishangtiansongjitamenmuzideliwu,tafeibenlaidaoqinchuchenfangjianxiangyaogaosutazheigejingxi。

kequetingjianerziqinredijiaozhelingyigenvren“mama!”

qichu,tayiweizijitingcuole。

wusuideqinchuchenzhengpazaichuangshang,duizhedianhuaneitoutianninidisajiao,“ciyangmama,wohaoxiangni。”

zheijuhua,ranganruyangjiaobuyidun。

qinchuchentingjianshengyinhuitou,xiaolianshanguojifenxinxu。

danxiangdaoanruyangtingbujian,tahenkuaizhendingxialai,fanlegeshenbeiduizhetajixudao,“guojitianjiushiwodeshengrile,yaoshiyangcimamanenglaijiuhaole,zheigelongzi,rangwoyidianmianzidoumeiyou!haiaichuchuguanzhewo!”

anruyangzhanzaipangbiantingzhe,yanleijihuyaorenbuzhu。

tazenmeyemeixiangdao,zheiju“longzi”,shicongerzikouzhongshuochude!

taxiangwenqinchuchen,tazhendexiangranglingyigenvrenqudaitama?

jiuzaitayaozhangzuidetongshi,dianhuaneibianchuanlaijiangyangciwenroutianmeidesangyin,“yaoshiwoqule,nimamazenmeban?tahuibugaoxingde。”

qinchuchenyanjingyiliang,jingxidibagaoleyinliang,“yangcimama,zhiyaoninenglai,woziyoubanfajiejue!”

shuowan,tahuanhuqueyuedibengdaoanruyanghuaili。

——mama,woxiangheniunai。

anruyangyizhenchayi,bijing,qinchuchenbingbuaiheniunai。

dantayoujuede,yuqizaizheitingqinshengerzidaodixiangzenmejiejueta,taobiyebushiweilingyigexuanze。

她沉默地转过身。

sheizhi,tagangwoshangloutifushou,maikaidiyidaotaijie,shenhoumengranchuanlaiyiguliliang——

“啊!”

shentishiheng,jisuzhuiluo。

anruyangxiayishishenshou,danshenmeyezhuabudao。

yizhenbinghuangmaluanhou,tazuizhongtingzailoutizhuanjiaochu,etou**lade,yanqianxinghongyipian。

suizhierlaide,shibianbuquanshendetengtong。

erbianchuanlaiqinchuchendengdengdexialousheng,anruyangxiayishiwuzhushangkou,kexueyecongzhifengzhongshenchu,qinchuchenzhinendexiaolianyijiang,xianranyebeiheleyitiao。

jinjiezhexiaoshouhuangluandehuiwu。

——mama,nizenmeyang?

budenganruyangshuohua,tayoumaizhexiaotuipaodaoketingbodalejijiudianhua,youqulaiyiyaoxiang,yifudongshitiexindemoyang。

anruyanghoulonggengzhu,tazhuazheqinchuchendegebo,yiziyidun,“niweishenmeyaotuimama?”