zizixixidikanleliangbianjiaoyineirong，guqiuzhijielele。
状元buff。
zheikebujiushikeshuilaile，jiujiwosongzhentou。
zheixingyunjiaoyilaidetaijishile。
bukuishini，jishiyusongjiang……
咳咳，串台了。
youzheizhuangyuanbuff，mingtiangaokao，guqiujiubuyongdanxinle。
yongminghuan，zheishushenghaizhenyouqingyouyi，qiziyezugoushenqing。
好一对才子佳人。
kandaonimenkangliqingshendefenshang，zheijiaoyi，woguqiujiele。
juebushiyinweijiangli………
yiwanjitang，yixiebianyideyaowu，jiunenghuanshiwanxianjinyijiyigezhuangyuanbuff。
zheijiaoyixitongjianzhitaibangle。
guqiuwanquanlijiejiaoyixitongdeyunxingfangshi，mouzhongtedingqingkuangxia，yigemianbaodouyoukenengbianchengtianjia。
guqiuzheimexiangzhe，ranhoudakaifangmenhandao“ma，wanfandejitanghaiyouma？woxianzaixianghele。”
ketingli，yigesishisuizuoyoudezhongnianfunvcongshafashanglianmangzhanleqilai，yibianzouquchufang，yibianhenbukeqidixunchidao。
“hanshenmehan，doujidianle，zhengdongloudounengtingdaonideshengyin。”
“zhenshiyaosia！gangcaiwanfanrangnihe，nibuhe，xianzaiyoushuoyaohe。”
“就会折腾你妈！”
guqiutingdaolaomayangmeijuanxunchideshengyin，fanershixiaoleqilai。
“haishishuxideweidao，shuxidepeifang！”
guqiuyuanbenzhongshenghuilaihaishihentantede，danlaomayangmeijuanzheiyikaikou，zhijiejiubaguqiulahuileshibasui。
qishiyizhidaoguqiusanshisui，tamenmuziliangxiangchumoshijiumeibianguo。
“chouxiaozi，biyele，ganjinjiwojiehun！”
“ganjinjiwoshenggesunzi，womenbangnidai，zheiyangwogennibajiunengchedifangsongle。”
“ma，wocaibiye，gaozhongneihuinihaiburangwozaolianni，xianzaizenmejiurangwomashangjiehun，shengchanduidelvdoumeinizheimegande。”
“niyaoshilvwojiugengshengxin，suibianjinizhaotoumulvjiuxing，nigebijialiuyidenverdouyijingshenglelianggele，nimawoxianzaichuqudoubuhaoyisigenrenjiashuohua。”
“doukuaisanshile，nihaibujiehun，nishixiangqisinimama？”
“laogu，nihaibukuaidianguanguannierzi。”
“erzi，nishibushixihuannande？nilaoshigenmashuo，manenglijie。”
“bushi？bushinizenmebujiehun，wobuguan，nijiusuandaigeshaogeboshaotui，yanmangerlongdehuilai，madoumeiyijian，zhiyaonijiehun。”
“ma，neiwojinidaigedasansuidexingbuxing？”
“xing，zenmebuxing，dasansui，hao，laohuashuodehao，nvdasan，baojinzhuan！”
“比你大三岁！”
“nigan！fanleni，nizheigoudongxi，xiangqisiwojiuzaoshuo，zaozhidaozheiyang，shengkuaichashaodouhaoguoshengni。”
guqiudingzheyangmeijuanneihushidandandeshixianlaidaoketing，kanzhengxiangzhunbeijiangjitangjiaredeta，heiheixiaodao。
“qinmahaishitengwode。”
“niyejiushengyizhangzuile。”
yangmeijuanbaileguqiuyiyan，tingdaoguqiudehua，taxinlihaishihenmeizizide，buguoaiyumianzi，jixuzhuangzuohenshengqidihengdao。
“yaobushikanzainimingtiangaokaodefenshang，laoniangcailandesihouni，gaokaoguohouniganzheiyang，kanwobuzouni。”
“mingtiangaokaoyongdedongxiyongdedongxidouzhunbeihaolema？shujinwanjiubiekanle，doudaozheigeshihou，gaihuidedouhuile，buhuidexianzaikanyebuhui。”zhengzaikanzhedianshigenguqiuzhangdeyouqifenxiangsidezhongnianlaoshuaigeqingleqingsangziwendao。
guyouwei，guqiudefuqin，yimingxiaokezhang，jialidezheitaofangzijiushidanweifenjitadefuli。
2010nian，yitaoyongyoudiantidefangzi，keyishuoshihenbucuo，henduorendouhaishizhuzailoutidexiaoqu，bishangbuzu，bixiayouyu。
guyouweigenguqiuxinggebuyiyang，yongyouzhetizhineidetezhi，zuoshihenjiangguiju，yegenhenduofuqinyiyang，zaijialihuahenshao，jingchangbeiyangmeijuantucao，bantianfangbuchuyigexiangpi。
buguoduiguqiudejiaoyu，tadejianchiyizhishipeiyangdulixingge，jianrenpinzhi。
guqiuzuoshenmeshi，tadoushixianzhichi，chushile，guqiuchulibule，tazailaibangca**。
guqiuqianshidechenggonggenguyouweidejiaoyufangzhentuobukaiguanxi。
zheizhongjiaoyufangshirangguqiubiqitonglingrenqingshanggendongshounengliyaogaohenduo，daodaxuejiutixianchulaile。
guqiuzuodaoguyouweishenbian，dadalieliedenaguotayijingkuaixuehaodepingguo，bianchibianshuodao“laogu，woqishimeizaikanshu，fanershixiaomileyihui。”
“nishoulizheigeshijinimaxuede，buguotazairejitang，wozaixueyige。”guyouweishuozhe，momozainaqiyigepingguokaishixuepi。
tingdaoguqiushuotagangcaizaishuijue，laogudaoshimeishuoshenme，fanershizaichufanglideyangmeijuannazheguochanzoulechulai，buzhongbuqingdizaiguqiushenshangdaleyixia。
“xinga，guqiu，rendoushuo，linzhenmoqiang，bukuaiyeguang，nidaohao，zaishuidajue，xinglejiuyaohejitang，zhenhuixiangshoua，gushaoye。”
“mingtiangaokaoniyaoshikaoza，meishangyiben，womenkemeiqianrangnifudu，daoshihou，qugongdibanzhuan，kebieguaiwomen。”
guqiuyaoleyikoupingguoshuodao“yangmeijuantongzhi，nijiufangxinba，yibenwohaishiyouxinxinde，qugongdibanzhuan，woyebujieyi，jiupanidaoshihouxinteng。”
“wojiushixintenglouxiadeliulangmaoyebuhuixintengni。”yangmeijuanzuiyingdao。
guqiuqianshiyekanguobushaozhongshengxiaoshuo，henduozhujiaozhongshenghuilaikandaofumudeshihou，zongshihuirenbuzhureleiyingkuangshenmede，guqiucikebingmeiyoushenmetebiedeganjue。
kenengshitafumubuguanshixianzaihaishiyihou，shenghuodouguodebucuo，chifanjingshen，shentijiankangdeyuanguba。
peilaogukanleshifenzhongdianshiju，guqiuchenjiyehaohaodaliangzheigejia，huixiangyixia，laomabayaoxiangfangnale。
jialishichangbeiyaoxiang，youqishigaokaozheiduanshijian，yangmeijuanyoumailebushaoyufangganmao，tuishaoyaozhileide。
tayaoshizhijiewen，huiyinqibubiyaodedanxin，suoyijuedingdengxiazhaoshiji，zijitoutouna。
“jitangrehaole，kuaiheba！”
“e，balingwaiyiwanduanjinitangjie！”yangmeijuanshuodao。
“堂姐？”