baoxiangli，hunandedengguangdazaililancanbaidelianjiashang。
tachuiluodishouxinbuzijuezuanjin，haowuxuesedechunyouxieweizhan。
dangnianmuqinzhongbing，lanshixianruweiji，duokuifujiaerlaokangkaijienangwugeyi。
kelimumeichengzhuqushihou，lilanjiangzhenggelanshidoujilefuqichen，zaojiubuqiantashenmele。
“fuqichen，dangchudelanshikeshiguzhijishiyi。”
genghuanglunzheixieniantaweieiandanjingjieli，chuangzaodejiazhibuzhijihe。
fuqichenqingxianlexiayanlian，dandandao：“neiyouzenmeyang？”
lilanyaojinyaguan，yankuangfahong：“zuorenbunengzheiyang**。”
fuqichenbuyiweiyideqishen：“zhaiquanzhengminghaizaiwoshouli，jiuyigeyue，shaoyifenqianwomenfatingshangjian。”
lilannaozilidexianzhongyubengduan，fuqichendehuarulirenjiangtadexinzangjiaodexianxuelinli，tazaiyerenbuzhu，diediezhuangzhuangxiangwaipaoqu。
shenqiudeyefengciderenlianshangyouxieshengteng，paochuhuisuodelilanquexiangshiwuzhiwujueyiban，tazaijieshangyoudangzhe，ruyigemanwumudedeyouhun。
tajiangjinianqingchundoufengxianjileelan，jianglanshiyejilefuqichen，congbujihuibao。
rujin，bieshuowugeyi，jiushiwushiwankuaitadounabuchulai……
zheijirililanzaijiudianjihumeichishenmedongxi，zaijiashangcishidesixufenluan，tanaohaizhongdecitongyuefamingxian。
zoudaojiangbianshi，tazhongyuchengbuzhu，yanqianyiheibianyunleguoqu。
shiquyishiqian，tazhijuedeerbiansihuyougejiaojideshengyinbutingzaierbianhuanzhetademingzi。
zaixingguolaishi，lilanyijingtangzailejiudian。
haimeilaidejihuiyiqifashengleshenme，pangrenjiuyourensonglekouqidao：“nizhongyuxingle。”
lilanzhuanliankanguoqu，manyanjingya：“mubai，nizenmehuizaizheili？”
pangbianzhanderenzhengshililancongxiaoyiqizhangdadeqingmeizhumaanmubai，zhishijinianqianlilanzhiyijiajifuqichen，liangrenqilexiezhengzhibianjianxingjianyuan，yijingshunianmeijianguomian。
anmubaiyibianshenshoutanlexialilanetoudewendu，yibianjieshidao：“zuowanwogenpengyouquchensekanjianleni，benxianggennidagezhaohu，sheizhidaochulechensemeiduojiu，jiukandaoniyundaozailejiangbian。”
“zheimeshuo，shinijiulewo？”lilansangyinshaya，houlongruhuoshaoyiban。
“benlaixiangdainiquyiyuan，xiangdaoneilirenduoyanzapachushi，jiuzhijiebanidaihuijiudianle。”anmubaidaolebeishui，youshuchujikeyaodijita，“nizenmebazijigaochengzheifuyang？”
tayuqibuyuezhongjiazalejifenxinteng。
lilanmomochileyao，youtangxiaqubishangyan，suijiyaoleyaotou。
anmubaijiantabuyuanduoshuo，yebuzaifawen，rujinwangshangdouzaibaotachaoxidechouwen，buyongshuojiuzhidaoshisheishouyi。
yizao，anmubaisonglilanchujiudian，sheizhiliangrengangjindianti，bianduishangleliangzhangshuxidemiankong——fuqichenheqinmomo！
lilanmouseyizhan，yuanlaitamenlianggerenyijingzoudaolezheiyibu，zheijiushisuoweidemeimei。
好笑至极！
duimian，zhanzhedefuqichenyishuangruilibinglengdeyanmourudaobansaoxiangliangren，lianseyinchen。
lilanshiruowudu，buxiangzaianmubaimianqianbiaoxianchushenme，zhunbeizhuanshenlikai。
shenhouyizhidashouquehuranenzhuletadeshouwan，zhitingfuqichenlengningyousherendidao：“yuanlailihun，shiweilechihuitoucao。”
lilanzhengyaohuihua，shenbiananmubaiquejiangtalaruhuaizhong：“shi！”
shuoba，tadangzhefuqichendemianditouwenshanglilan。