第3章 苏明兰依娱乐圈中的综艺教母

yanqianzheisuming,yanzhi,shencaidoushizaixiande。

zijizhiyaoshaoweibangtadazaoyigerenshe,shuobudingjiunenghuoqilai。

yisurenheyixianyirentanlianaizuoweixuetoushuobudingyenengxiyindaoyidapidelurenfen。

xiangdaozhei,lanyishuangyandunshiyiliang,zheishuobudinghaizhenshigejihuini。

ruguoshiqitadaoyan,kendingshibuganzheiyangwande,bijingzheikeshiyigeliuliangweiwangdeshidai。

maoranqiyongyigesurenneijiuyiweizheniyaopaoqidiaodaliangdeliuliangfensi。

houqijiusuanjiemukoubeishanglaile,neiyeshibaida,yinweidaduoshudezongyidoushikanqianliangqide。

ruguoqianliangqimeiyoubaodian,guanzhongquandoupaowanle。

meiyouleguanzhong,jiuwufaxiangtouzifang,guanggaoshangjiaodai。

ruguoqianleduiduxieyi,neijiugengmafanle。

buguozheixiedoubuzailanyidekaolvfanweizhinei,tabijingshiyulequanzhongdezongyijiaomu,jiusuanshishouyicijinzhubabamenhaishikeyiyuanliangtade。

“landao,zhenyaofalvshihanma?”bianshangdehanyuekandaolanyizhengzailengshen,renbuzhuchushengdao。

cishiyijingjuedingchangshisurendelanyi,guoduanshuodao:“fa!jirantayaoexinwo,neijiubieguaiwole,bazheigexiaoxisanbochuqu,rangqitadaoyanzhuyiyixie”

“fawanlvshihanzhihou,rangqixuanbuyongjiemuzuzhanghaofatonggao,shipeiyulinshijiajia,danfangmianhuiyuede”

“....”hanyuetingdaohou,lengleyihui。

zheiweimianyetaijueleba,bijingpeiyukeshidingliua,zhijiesipolian,kongpaduijiemuzushifeichangbulide。

erqieanzhaolanyideyisi,tayijingshizaiweiyihoujiemuzudeshilimaixiafubile。

ruguoweilaijiemuzushoushilvshizhendepujiele,buhaoxiangguanzhong、touzifangjiaodai,neitakeyizhijiebaguoshuaidaopeiyushenshang。

bijingshitaxianhuiyuede,ranhoujiemuzuzailinshizhaolaiyigeren,dabudaoyuanbendeyuqiyeshiqingyoukeyuande。

“hailengzheganma,kuaiquya”

hanyuemianlunanse:“landao,womenmingtianjiukaishiluzhidiyiqile,xinjiabinni?”

“xinjiabinjiutale,wandianwohuizijihetatande”lanyizhilezhixiaoyuanzhongxindesumingshuodao。

“(ωдω)...landao,ninquedingma”hanyuetingdaozheihua,zhijiehehuaile。

这可是一个素人啊!

lanyilengshengdao:“yaobunituijianyige?”

hanyueyuyanyouzhidekanzhelanyi,xianglexianghaishixuanzebizui,bijingtacaishidaoyan,zijizuohaofenneideshiqingjiuxingle。

buranxiayigezaoyangdekongpajiushizijile。

cishixiaoyuanzhongdesuming,wanquanchuyumengbidezhuangtai。

yinweitanaohaizhong,ganggangchuxianlejidaobinglengdetishiyin。

【ding~jiancedaosuzhuxianyanxingwei,huodexianyanzhi0.066】

【ding~xianyanzhizengjia+0.033】

【+0.01】

tingdaozheitishiyinzhihou,sumingneixinkuangxi,zheiduanshijiantayizhidouzaiyanjiuzheixianyanzhidaodishishenme。

danshiyizhidoumeizhuomochulai。

xianzaizuolezheixiuchidedongzuohou,jingranzengjialelingdianlingjidexianyanzhi。

cishisumingnaohaizhongyezaisikaozhe:“nandaozheixianyanzhihedongzuoxiuchichengduyouguan?”

buguozheigexiangfa,jinjinzhishiyishanerguobale。

qianshidetazaidiqiushangyekanguobushaodexiaoshuo,zheixianyanzhiyinggaihepuguangzhileisi,guankanderenshuyueduo,zengjiadeyuegao。

ruguozheixianyanzhihepuguangzhiguagoudehua,neitahaizhenyaokaolvkaolv,zenmezengjiapuguangdule。

bijingzheixianyanzhikeyiduihuandedongxikebushaoa,gezhonggeyangdeshenghuojineng,yijigequ,jubenzhileidedongxi。

sikaopiankehou,sumingyoutanlekouqidao;“ai,ruguonengliuzaizheidangzongyijiuhaole”

buguozheiwentitayezhishixiangxiangbale,tayigesuren,zenmekenenglinshijiaruyidangzongyijiemu。

jiuzaitayichoumozhanzhiji,bianshangturanchuanlaiyidaoqinglengdeshengyin:“zheiquziniyoubanquanma?”

suminghuitoukanleyiyan,faxiankaikouderenjingranshidaoyanlanyi,lengleyihuiwendao:“zenmeledaoyan,bunengdanma?”

tazuoweiyigequanneiren,dangranzhidaobanquandewenti。

danshitaxianzaiyebusuanshizaigonggongchangheyanchuba,zheidanzoudequzi,jiemuzuhouqijiandiaojiuxingle。

不应该会侵权才对。

lanyikandaosumingzheifanying,bianzhidaotashiwuhuile,lianmangjieshidao:“keyidan,woganggangrangrenchaxunleyixia,nizheishouquzibingmeiyoufabu,suoyijiuxianglaiwenwenni,zheishougedebanquanshibushizainizheili”

“womenjiemuzudasuangenghuanzheishouquziweizhutiqu”

sumingtingwanjieshihou,dunshihuangran。

caifanyingguolai,tayijingchuanyuele,zhei《mengzhongdehunli》yinggaikeyisuanshita‘zuo’de。

“woqueshiyoubanquan,nimenxiangyongyexing...buguojiagema”

lanyibianshuodao:“shiwan,keyima?”

sumingtingdaozheijiage,lengleyihui,zheiweimianyetaidafangleba。

yibanxiecidexingyejiageshi500-2000yuan,zuoqudexingyejiageshi1000-3000yuan,bianqubanzouzhizuoxingyejiageshi3000-30000yuan。

shangxiadefudongdoubuhuitebiededa,yaozhidaozheishiyishougedaifaxingdejiage。

zhiyuzongyijiemutamenyaoyongdejinjinzhishishiyongquan,jiagezuiduoyejiu1-3wanbudeng。

dangran,neixieyijingbaohuodegequ,huozhejinpaizuociren,buzaizheigefanchouzhinei。

“nimenzhinashiyongquanduiba?gequbanquanwoshibumaide”

lanyidianlediantou:“ng”

kandaolanyidiantouhou,sumingxiangdoumeixiangzhijiedayinglexialai:“hezuoyukuai”

sumingkebuguanshenmeqianshijingdian,huibuhuijianmaile,xianzaitaquedeshiqian!

erqieduifangzhiyongshiyongquaneryi,denggequbaohuozhihou,banquandehouxushouruhaishidaotadetoushang。

那些钱才是大头。

lanyiyeshixiaodao:“hezuoyukuai,huitouwobahetongnonghaohouzailianxini”

liangrenxianliaoyihuihou,suminggangdasuangaobiehuijia。

bianzaicibeilanyijilanlexialai:“suxiansheng,niyoukaolvguojinyulequanma?”

sumingtinghoudunshiyizheng:“wo?”

lanyi:“ng,womenzheishiyidanglianzong,benlaijiudasuanyaoqingyiweisurencanjia,kannidetiaojianhaishifeichangbucuode,niyaobuyaokaolvyixia?”

sumingtingdaozheihua,shuangyanweiweiyimi。

zheiguihuapianpianxiaobaihaixing,piantahaichadeyuanni。

kandaoyigeshuaigejiuyaoqingshangzongyi,zheizenmekeneng,zheiyulequanzhongzuibuquedejiushishuaigemeinv。

duoshaoxiaoxianrouweileyigechujingminge,bagangsiqiudoujimohuai,huanlaideyezhibuguoshiyigexiaopeijiao。

zheizhongbulaoerhuodehaoshiluodaotashenshang,taxiangdoubuganxiang。