第四章
4
wojizhulidalegedianhua。
“bangwolianxiyixiaxingguangchongwuleyuandefuzeren，haiyouzuijinneigechengshitiaozhansaidezhubanfang。”
“gaosutamen，tamendeguanjun，shigepianzi。”
“lingwai，bawoshoujilizheiduanshipin，zhaorenjianjiyixia，nimingfajijigebendizuidadexinwenbozhu。”
woxianglexiang，buchongdao：“biaotijiuyong——《fenghuangnanxiexiaosan，touyuanpeifupodeguanjunquanxuanxiuchudao，jiangjinbaiwan》。”
zhuligongjingdiyingxia：“haodelinzong！”
zuowanzheiyiqie，wocaizhongyuyouleyisipibei。
wodaizheyuanbaohuidaozhulikailaidecheshang，taguaiqiaodipazaifujia，yongtoucenglecengwodeshou。
womozhetarouruandemaofa，bitouyisuan，qiangrenlexujiudelei，zhongyuhaishiliulexialai。
sannianhunyin，yichaomengxing。
haozai，weishihaibusuantaiwan。
jiexialai，jiushiqingsuanshike。
wangluodechuanbosudu，yuanbiwoxiangxiangdeyaokuai。
budaosangexiaoshi，“guanjunquanzhurenjingshixiaosan”decitiaojiuchongshanglebendiresou。
woluxiadeneiduanshipin，beigedabozhupeishangxijingdebiaoti，fengkuangzhuanfa。
【niandudaxi！zhenggongshousixiaosan，zhangfujingshifenghuangnan！】
【baifumeiqizichuchayangjia，fenghuangnanzhangfutoujiayangxiaosan！】
【zhinengxiangquanyinfadexuean，jiemiguanjunquanbeihoudejingtianpianju！】
shipinli，suqingqingdetanlanhetiaoxin，chenkaiyandewunengkuangnuhelikuiciqiong，doubeizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。
suqingqingdeshejiaozhanghaoshunjianbeifennudewangyougongxian。
taneixie“suiyuejinghao”、“dulinvxing”、“aichongdaren”derenshe，chenglezuidadexiaohua。
“ou，zuotianhaichuizijishifupo，yuanlaishixiaosana？”
“xiaosi，guowanghexinwanghou？nishitouqieguowangzuba！”
“kuaihaiqian！nipiandejiangjinshiwomenfensizhenjinbaiyindashangde！”
chongwuleyuanhesaishizhubanfanghenkuaishengming，xuanbuquxiaosuqingqingdeyiqiechengjihejiangxiang，bingjiangqilieruyongjiuheimingdan，tongshibaoliuzhuijiuqifalvzerendequanli。
suqingqingyiyezhijian，congfengguangwuxiandewanghong，bianchenglerenrenhandadeguojielaoshu。
chenkaiyanneibianyebuhaoguo。
tashouwozizhujingyingdegongsishiyijiaxiaoyoumingqideshipinqiye，zuizhongshengyu。
chouwenfajiaohou，gongsiguanwanghemendianpinglunququandoushishengtaotadeliuyan。
henkuai，gongsidongshihuifabuneibutonggao，yi“yanzhongsunhaigongsixingxiang”weiyou，duichenkaiyanzuochutingzhichuli，bingzhankaineibudiaocha。
wokanzheshoujishangbuduandanchudexiaoxi，neixinhaowubolan。
这还远远不够。
wanshang，wojiedaoleyigeyixiangbudaodedianhua。
是我的婆婆打来的。
dianhuayijietong，taneijianlikebodeshengyinjiuchuanleguolai。
“linxia！nizheigesangmenxing！nishibushixiangbisiwomenquanjia！”
“nihaiyoumeiyouliangxin！ayannaliduibuqinile，niyaozaiwangshangzheimehuita！”
“jiachoubukewaiyang，nidongbudong！nibawomenchenjiadeliandoudiujinle！”
wojingjingditingzhetadezhouma，juedeyouxiehaoxiao。
“妈，你搞错了。”
“diyi，chugui、touqie、pianrenderen，shinideerzi，bushiwo。”
“dier，tadiude，shitazijidelian，biedaishangwo。”
“disan......”wodunledun，yuqibingleng：“wohenkuaijiubushinimenchenjiaderenle。”
“ni！”popoqideshuobuchuhualai。
“wogaosunilinxia！nibiedeyi！ayanshifanlesuoyounanrendouhuifandecuo，danniyebunengzheimeganjinshajue！nibixulikebawangshangdedongxishanle，ranhouqugenayandaoqian！”
“fouze，wojiuburangnijinwomenchenjiademen！”
我轻笑一声。
“好啊，我等着。”
shuowan，wozhijiegualedianhua，ranhoujiangzheigehaomalahei。