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wojiezaiwojiazhulesantianle。

wocongdiyitiandanxintaqiangwolaogong。

daodiertianhaoqitayaoshuashenmehuazhaolaiqiang。

daodisantianzhejitazenmehaibudongshouqiang。

wodengzhekanwolaogongjianzhaochaizhao,duiwobiaozhongxinni!

danwojiejiuxiangturanbeishuishenfushenle,chuleyirisancanlumian,qitashihoudouguanzhemenzaiwulishuijue。

今晚又是如此。

gangchiwanwanfan,wojiejiushuokunle。

wodanxindiwen:“jie,nishibushiyoubingle?”

wojieyaotou:“nimenjiashufu,nibuzhidao,woshimianhaojinianle,daonijiazheijitiancainandeshuihaojue。”

huayingangluo,qiaomenshengxiangqi。

wolaogongqukaimen,yikan,jingranshijiefu!

wojiedunshijianjiaoqilai,chaoqicanzhuoshangdeshuiguodaojiuzhichongjiefutongqu!

“wangbadan!nigun!wobuxiangkanjiannizheigefeiwudongxi!nigaisi!gaisi!”

我吓得半死!

“laogong!kuailanzhuwojie!”

wolaogongxianranshengqile,yibaduoguoshuiguodao,shunshiwozhuwojiedeshouwanyisang,jiangtatuizhuangdaoqiangshang。

woxianbahekudenverguanhuiwuli。

zaichonghuixuanguan,kandaowolaogongxiandiuren,xiangbaliangrenquanjinwulai,quebuliaowojiebukenrangjiefutajinjiamenyibu!

“niganjinlai,bushinisi,jiushiwowang!”

taduizhejiefuquandajiaoti,yibazhanghuixiaqu,jiefulianshangjiuwudaoxuehen。

jiefuputongyishengguixiale。

“laopo,bienaole,genwohuijiaba,biezai——”

“啊啊啊!”

wojiejianjiaozhedaduantahua!

tamianmuzhengning:“wosilannidezui!nizheimeiyongdenanren,nixiuxiangwogennihuijia!”

shuobayijiaochuaizaijiefujianshang,youchenjiefuchaohoudiedao,mengdibamenguanshang!

我看傻眼儿了!

congxiaojiushigebingpeizi,faqifenglaijianzhixianggenvgui!

姐夫还在外头捶门。

wojiwolaogongshiyanse:“laogong,kuaijiwojiedaobeishui,xiaoxiaoqi。”

wojiebeichanfujinshafali。

wotingjiantakelianwubidishuo:“meifu,buhaoyisirangnikanxiaohuale,nikeyaoduimeimeihao,bunengzuotaoyandenanren。”

wochenjikaimenquganjiefu。

“nikuaizouba,nichuguibeipanwojie,wojieshibuhuizheimeqingyijiuyuanliangnide。

“haiyou,nishizenmezhidaowojiazhuzaizheierde?”

jiefuqueshipang,feitoudaerxiangzhuyaochengjing,yebuguaijiejiexianqita。

jiefutanqi:“xianzaiwoshuoshenmenidoubuhuixinde。”

“wangbadan,nihaibugun?”

menlichuanlaijiaobusheng,wojieyouyaochongchulaizoutale。

qianjunyifazhiji,jiefusaijiwoyizhangzhitiao。

tayusujikuai:“yiding、yidingyaozai12haolingchen2dian,beizhenijietoutoukan!”

momingqimiao,wozuitaoyangunongxuanxule。

我当即就要打开看!

jiefuyibawozhuwodeshou:“jiudangshiweileninver!12hao,lingchen2dian!”