第1章 陆云孙静雅舔狗反派身边的狗腿

(脑子寄存处)

孙静雅

蓝星,龙国。

苏城。

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“……”

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“???”

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“ni,niyaozuoshenme?yaodaiwoqunali?”

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“aiyou!”sunjingyatonghuchusheng。

“怎么了?”

“wo,wodejiaoweile!”

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ps:gangchulai,fuchuleyixiedaijia,qianmianhuiyouxieluan,houmianjiuhaole。