wo：“rangwokangkangnixinjiandeyouxilizhanghaolidouyouxieshenmehuiji。”
“**！？shiyi？baiyi？...nizheixinyongdianshuliangtaijiale。”（xitongdenglujiemian）
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震怖
目瞪狗呆中
nizheizhanghaoshujutaijiale，hedewoganjindenglulechuqu。
......
「woshisongquenainaidegou」，「woyongyuanxihuangeleixiu」。
ashatuosi：“nineijiaoxihuanme？nineijiao**？”
ludatou：“shei**，mashei**，nicai**。”
wo：“woneijiaohaosedongbudong？nanrenhaoseyidianyoushenmecuo？nanrenbuhaose，haoshenme？haoduyoudu，haishihaooudeayou？”
wo：“neiwohai**me？ni**me？”
ashatuosi：“wodoubushigeren，shigegui，haizenme**？”
niwodoufei**zhiren，neishei**？
yikoutongshengdao：“dongyangxuelian。”
“laobanzhendequdumiyuele？”
wohenkendingdedianlediantou。
ashatuosi：“nimenhaiyoushei？woyaodashige。”
wo：“laoban，nizenmezheimekuaihuilaile？”
ni：“wohaimeishangfeiji，zenmekandaowohuilaihenyiwai？”
“asha，zheimeshuo，nihenyonge？datouquanpaiyixia，haiyouniasha，quheliangfeifeiyizhuo。”
“好的。”
ashatuosi：“datouwoxinnigegui，nigezaolaotouzihuaidehen，nigepantu。”
ashatuosi：“nichousha？”
liangfeifei：“chounizadi？”
ashatuosi：“nizaichouyigeshishi？”
ni：“datou，nizenmehaizai？dangshexiangtoudangxiguanle？haibuganjinquganhuo。”
datoufengkuangbanzhuanzhong......
kanjiannizouyuanhou，woqiao**dedenglulenidelingyigezhanghao。
“jiankangyangguang，jijixiangshang？100％chenjintiyan？”
“真的假的？”
大头：林肯死大头。
“nindexinyongkazhanghao2233，yu07yue19rishouru（gaofei）xinyongbi50000dian，jiaoyihouyue......”
“ninde......shouru（gaofei)xinyongbi20000dian，jiaoyihouyue124514。”
kanzheshoujishangbuduanchuanlaidetishiyin，woyilianmanmandechengjiugan。
“呼......”
pingfulexiajidongdexinqing，wolaidaoleyizuowurendegongyongdianhuating，zaiaocaoneitoufangleyimei「bilibili」hou，botongleshoujitongxunluzhongdeyigenvshenghaoma。
（yingbitaiduole，suoyidadianhuabuyaoqian？）
“wei，ruyanme？shiwo。shanggeyuenibushishuokanzhongleyikuanbaobaome，wogangjinihuile114514xinyongdian......”
“yihoubuyaojiwodadianhuale，wopadagewuhui。”
dianhuaneitoudenvzishuowanjiuguaduanledianhua。
“wei，ruyan？wei......”
‘du...du...du......’
wohaixiangshuoxieshenme，huiyingwodequeshiyiduanmangyin。
‘噗呜’
xiayedeweifengchuilai，benyingrangrengandaoliangshuang，erwoqueyourubeiqizhiyubingxuezhizhong，ganshoudaodezhiyoucigudeyanhan。
wodeshuangtuiweiweizhandouzhe，wenchunfabai，shuangmuwushen，zhenggerendoujinhudongjieleyiban。
‘zhenqingxiangcaoyuanguangkuo，cengcengfengyubunengzuge......’
meiyoutingdaoshoujidezhendongheyueerdelaidian**，worutongxingshizouroubanmanmandexiangqian‘paxing’zhe。
lubiandedengguangzhaozaiwodeshenshang，gudandeyingzihewoyiyangmanmandibeilazhangzhe......
“nanmanruqin，sha，sha，sha，cijishangbudaowo......”
yijiandengguangmingliangdegaoxiaosushenei，jigejingshenxiaohuozhengweizuozaiyiqi，jinjinyouweidiwanzhezhuoyou。
juzhiqingrenshibaoliao，cizhuoyoushiyouyikuanzhengzhengrishangdewangluoyouxigaibianerlai，zaidangshikeweishifengmiyishi。
‘zhenqingxiangcaoyuan......’
‘duibuqi，ninbodadedianhuazanshiwurenjieting，qingshaohouzaibo。’
liuxiongkanleyixiashoujishangdeshijian，yijingwanshang10dianduole。
“jiazhengjing，nizhidaolaosanqunaleme？wojiuquleyitangcesuo，zenmejiubujianzongyingle？
“haibudaoyigexiaoshisuguanjiuyaochafangle，datadianhuayebujie。”
“laosana，tagangdapaishihoujiuxinbuzaiyande，shibushidikanshouji，mingtianzhenghaoshizhouliu，zheihuigujiheneisheichuquwanleba。”
sushezhongren：ding......
“nimendoubuzhidao，tayougeqingmeizhumademe？”