“zege，zhendexiangtongle？quedingfangxiale，buzaizhuile？”
“pianniganshenme？xiangxiangzhiqiandeshiqing，zijizhenshigedashaque。”
“cao！lailailai，zouyige，**zhongyuxiangtongle！weifushenshixinweia！”
“gun，jintiankeshiwoqingke，qingniduanzhengnidetaidu！”
“hahahaha，lailailai，woxianjingyifuyibei。”
chenzejuqishouzhongdejiubei，hetongzhuodelingwaisanrenpengleyixia，jiezhejiangbeizhongdepijiuyiyinerjin。
chulezhiqiandeshenxuan，yuchenzetongqinshidezhangsijinghechelinjieyeganleguolai，yixingsirencishizhengzaixuexiaofujindeshiguangyinlejiuba。
jiubabusuanhenda，danshifeichangdeyougediao。
bataihoufangbushiqiangbi，ershiyizhengmiandejuzi，juzitongtiyongyuanmudazaoercheng，youyizhongguseguxiangdeweidao。
zaijuzizhishang，fangzhizhegeshigeyangdejiushui，yanseyeshiwucaibinfengebuxiangtong。
zaitoudingnuansedengguangdezhaoyaoxia，zhenggejiujuhaosiyiluntianbiandecaihong，shifenpiaoliang。
“wozaojiuxiangshuole，chengnianrendeshijie，meiyoumingquedejieshou，neijiushijujuenile，nihaiyizhizheiyangduitawusifengxian，beitayizhiyipengyoudemingyidiaozhe，jiuxiangyigetian...”
zhangsijinghuameishuowan，jiufaxianzijizuitaikuai，chadianshuochuneigeshangrendeciyu，yixiazitinglexialai。
“舔狗。”
chenzezichaodexiaoxiao，jianghouxudeciyushuolechulai。
zhangsijingtanleyikouqi，paipaichenzedejianbang：“tasongchujingbushishenmehaowanyi，cuoguonishitazheibeizidesunshi，tachizaohuihouhuide。”
“guoliangtiangemenjinijieshaojigeshuilingdemeizi，kankanyoumeiyouduiyande！sitiaotuidehamabuhaozhao，liangtiaotuidenvrenneibubiandidoushi？”
kanzheshenpangdezhangsijing，chenzewuyudeyaoleyaotou：“ladaoba，jiunineigexinshangshuiping，haishuilingni。”
zhangsijingdejiatingtiaojianfeichangdehao，jialishizuodichanxingyede，gongsimingxiadedaxingshangyezhongxinbianjiquanguo，shigemingfuqishidefuerdai，ketazijiduizheixieshangyededongxiwanquanbuganxingqu，yimenxinsijiuxiangzuoyinle。
“hei！zheinijiubudongle，gegejintianjiaoniyigezhenli，choudezhaosha！”zhangsijingyilianhuaixiaodeshuodao。
zheijiahuoshigemingfuqishidehaiwang，zishenxingxiangbucuo，jiatingtiaojianyouhao，suoyiyiniandaotou，nvpengyouhuandebiyifudouqinkuai。
“nikebizuiba，choudezhaosha，yemeirangnizhaozhechoudeshaa！”yipangdechelinjietucaodao。
“hahaha，xiaojieshuodehao！”chenzedaxiaozhejubeihechelinjiepengleyixia。
jidediyicikanjianchelinjiedeshihou，juedetashiyigechenmoguayandelengkushusheng，kehoumiancaifaxian，zheijiahuoshigeyuchujingrendeyinzangdoubi。
chelinjiedefumudoushidaxuejiaoshou，keweishishuxiangmendile，danshitaquecongxiaobuaixuexi，zhixihuangudaoyinlexiangguandedongxi，weicicongxiaomeishaobeizou。
kanzhezijizheisangeshiyou，doushidaxiaojiuyouzijidezhujian、youzijideaihao、youzijidemengxianghemubiaode，yeyizhizaijianxingzhe。
nikeyishuotamenpanni，shuotamenbuzhihaodai，keshishaonianziyoushaonianqi，buqingkuangdehaijiaoshaonianma？qimachenzeshizheiyangrenweide，zheicaishishaoniangaiyoudeyangzi。
可自己呢？
conggaoyikaishi，zijiderenshenglijiuzhiyouyigesongchujing，zijisuozuodesuoyouyiqiehexuanze，doushiweileta。
xiangdaoyiqianneigebeiweideziji，chenzedexinlibuyoudeyizhenkumen，zijizhendetaishale。
“huashuohuilai，nizhiqianjitaxiedeneishougezenmeban？haizhunbeiyaohuilaima？”shenxuanhaoqidewendao。
chenzesatuoyixiao：“buyaole，jichuqudedongximeiyouyaohuilaidedaoli，erqiejiuzanmenzheinaozi，yishougehaibufangzaiyanli。”
“kao，zheigexzhuangdebucuo。buguozhenkexia，neishougeshizhenhao。”shenxuanyiliandexianmu，tadaxinyanlixinshangchenzedecaihua，suoyicaineimeweitabufen。
zhengcishi，chenzededianhuaxiangleqilai，tataochushoujikanleyiyan，songchujingdedalaide。
songchujingzhudongzhaota，conglaidoushiyinweiyoushiqingyaotaquzuo，meiyouyiciliwai。
tayinggaihaishibatadangzuoneigesuijiaosuidaode‘pengyou’ba，zhaozhijilaihuizhijiqu，yigehaoyongdegongju。
chenzeyonglideanxiaguaduanjian，diyicizhudongguadiaolesongchujingdedianhua。
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“tajuranguawodianhua？”
songchujingyiliandebuganzhixin，zhenggerendoumengle。
zheimeduonianyilai，zhiyaotajichenzedadianhua，conglaidoushichenzeyizhizhaohuati，xiangyaohetaduoshuojijuhua，yizhishuodaotajuedefanzaole，caihuiyiyibushedejieshu。
danshixianzai，tajuranzhijieguadiaole，lianjiedoumeiyoujie。
“tazenmezheimexiaoqi，woyemeiyoushuojujuetaa，wozhishizanshibuxiangtanlianaieryi！erqiezhiqianwoyejujueguota，tayebushizheiyangdea！”
hesongchujingtongqinshideliujingjingkanzhetazheigeyangzi，yiliandewuyu。
“buxing！woyaowenwentadaodishishenmeyisi！”
shuowanzhihousongchujingyoudaleguoqu，jieguobuchusuoliaodedianhuayoubeiguaduanle，zheiciguaduandesudubizhiqianhaiyaokuai。
“woshengqile！jiexialaiyigexingqitabuyaozaixianghewoshuohuale，wobuhuizailitale！”
liujingjingyouyuleyixiahou，haishijuedingkaikou：“chujing，wojuedechenzezhendetinghaode，zhuilenizheimeduonian，zhiyaonishuochukoudeshiqing，tadouhuipinmingquzuodao，zhiyaoniyigedianhua，wuluntazainalizaizuoshenme，talimahuiganlainimianqian。”
“nimeitiandeyirisancan，nayiyangbushitazaozaoqushitangpaiduibangnimaihaole，niwanggoudeneixiedongxi，nayiyangbushitaqubangnibanhuilai，leisideshiqingduodaoshubushengshu。”
“erqie，chenzerenzhangdeshuaiqi，piqiyehao，tashangciketangshangxiedeneiduanxuanlv，laoshidoukuatayoucaihua。zheiyangdenanshengbushimeiyounvhaizixihuande，danshiyinweiniyijubuxihuantaheqitanvhaizishuohua，congciyihoutazaiyemeiyoudaliguoqitanvsheng，lianyijuhuadoubuhebierenshuo。”
youshihouliujingjingzhendegaobumingbaisongchujingzaixiangxieshenme，zheimeyouxiudenansheng，haiduitazheimehao，yaohuanzuoziji，zaodouhetazaiyiqile，neibudexingfusi？
“woyemeishuobudayingtaa，zhishimuqianbuxiangtanlianaieryi，erqiewodoujitajihuihewozuopengyoule，bierenkemeiyouzheigedaiyu，talianzheidiankaoyandoujingbuzhu，nishuowozenmenengdayingta？”songchujingqigugudeshuodao。
liujingjingwunaidetanlekouqi：“xiwangnizhihoubuhuihouhuiba...”
“wocaibuhuihouhui，erqietaguobuleliangtian，kendinghuihuilaizhaowodaoqiande，jiuxiangzhiqianyiyang，wotailejietale！talibukaiwode！”
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“砰！”
“qingzhuzegetuolikuhai，zhonghuoxinsheng~”yixingsirenpengbeihoujiangbeizhongpijiuyiyinerjin。
zheishi，turanyizhenyouyangdexuanlvxiangqi，jiezhejiushiyizhenruxiliubanqingche，youqingkuaimingliang，qiekonglingroumeidesangyinchuanlai。
tingdaozheigeshuxideshengyin，chenzedeyanjingyiliang，kuaisuzhuantoukanxiangleshengyinchuanlaidefangxiang。
zhijianjiubawutaishang，yigeshaonvhuaizhongbaozheyibajita，qiaoshengshengdelizaihuatongzhiqian。
kanzhetaishangchanggedeshaonv，chenzedenaohaizhongyongxianchuwushuqianshidejiyi，zheigeyizhimomopeizheta，zaitabeisuoyourenfoudingdeshihouyiranzhanzaitashenbiandenvhai，caishitazhenzhengdebaiyueguang。
shuyinghengxieshuiqingqian，anxiangfudongyuehuanghun。
tangshuying，zheishinvhaidemingzi。
zheiyishi，wobuhuizaicuoguoni，wohuihaohaodezhenxini，womendegushicaiganggangkaishi。