sumoyouxiewuyu,danmeinvzaizenmeshuodoubineiruhuakanzheshufuba。
zhikexi,hetaxinmuzhong,zheihelaowangneiluosaihudahandexingxiangyouxiebuda。
【xingle,shanghaoba,jidezheicibiexiafangda。】
【fangxin,zheihuiwokendingcsini,cdenijiaobaba。】
ershifenzhongguohou,sumolenglengdekanzheyanqiandefeat,dayouyizhongjixuhelaowangdazhansanbaihuihedechongdong。
zheijiahuojingranbingqiletamenzhijiandenuoyan,zaiciyigedazhaochongjinledirendefangyutazhizhong。
ertazheige**yemeirenzhuzhijiejieleda。
zuizhongdaozhiyibotuanzhanshibai,buqubaiyinzhijingjinjieshibai。
【laowang,nizheigedakengbi,niyaoshiyoumaidehua,wozhenxiangmaniyidun。】
zigangdaguoqu,sumozheibianbianshoudaolelaowangfalaideyuyinshenqing。
xiayishijietongzhihou,tarenbuzhuwenleyiju。
“jintiannidelababumangle?”
“jintianjitafanggejia。”
tingzheduimianchuanlaideqingleng,yueerdenvsheng,sumohaiyiweizijishijiecuodianhuale。
“老,老王?”
“嗯。”
对面依旧是冷冷的。
ersumozheibianxinzhongzaoyixianqilexuanran**。
zijirenshilezheimeduoniandehaoxiongdi,jingranshigenvde?
zaihuitoulianxiangdao,neiluosaihudahandexingxiang,sumorenbuzhuhunshendalegelengzhan。
“laowang,nihuzitiganjinglemeiyou?”
“nishuodeshishangmiandehuzi,haishixiamiandehuzi?”
shengyinyijiuqingqinglengleng,danshuochulaidexunxiquerangrenzhenlongfakui。
“nizenmenengshigenvdeni?laowang,nibuyinggaishigenandecaiduime?”
“我有说过么?”
mianduiduifangdefawen,sumozhanglezhangzuiba。
shuoqilai,tahaizhendecongmeishuoguotashigenande。
dan,nagenvshengmeishierdingzhegeruhuatouxiang,jiaozhe【gebilaowang】deida。
nagenvshengyoushibushizhaotayaowangzhanyaostu。
youshibushitaolunyixianeixiedaoguonvmingxingdeyanjichusea。
“zheizhenshiyigerangwonengzhenjingyizhengtiandexiaoxi,laowang,woxiexienijiwodezheimedayigejinghe。”
“buyongxie,bijingwoshinishisanduoniandebaba。”
“......”
yizhenchenmoguohou,sumorenbuzhushuodao。
“ninengbunenghaohaoshuohua,nizheimeshuohuawojuedeyoudianerbieniu。”
“neiyinggaizenmeshuohua?yaobuzheiyang:‘aiyaaiya,haogege,renjiashinidehaomeimeila!’haishizheiyang:‘didi,nikanjianjiejiedekutouleme?’youhuozheshuonixihuanzheikuan‘zhuren,youshenmenenggouweinifuwudema?’haishishuo:‘guixia,nizheigegaisidenupu,zenmenengqubierenjiadanggou。’”
tingzhedianhuaneitouneiyizhenzhenyichangkuazhangdeyuqihuayu,sumozaiyerenbuzhudao。
“suanle,nihaishibishangnidezuibaba。guoranshixingbiekenengchucuo,danshixinggejueduicuobule。”
“呵,男人。”
piankezhihou,duimiandeshengyinzaicihuifulezhiqiandeqingqinglengleng。
“喂,时间到了。”
“shenmeshijian。”sumolengleyixia。
“jinineinvshensongwufandeshijian。”
sumozheishihoucaifaxianshoujishangxianshideshijian,yijingshizhongwushiyidianbanle。
zaicizhiqiandeshihou,tajibenmeitiandouhuiqujilinyansongwufande。
“不去了。”
“he,kanlaizheicishangdezhenbuqing,zhunbeijianchijitian?”
“yihouzaiyebuqule。”
yizhenchenmoguohou,duimianzaiciwendao。
“你确定?”
“ng,queding,wojuedingbuzhuile。”
“suannixiaozihaiyoudianernaozi,neinizhunbeizhongwuchishenme。”
“buchile,nichime?”
“neiwoyebuchi,zhengjingrensheichiwufana。”
“那继续?”
“laijiulai,sheipashei。”
yushierrenzaicikaiqilelol,zhibuguozheicierrenlianlemai。
“这英雄熊真大。”
tingzheermailimingminghenshiqinglengyueer,danyishuohuajiuhesirendenvsheng,sumoyeshiyizhenwunai。
xuanji,tayezhijiefangdaleshijiao。
嗯,确实挺大的。
zheici,tameiyouxuanshangxinyideyasuo,erlaowangtongyangmeinengxuanshangxinaideshitouren。
liangrenyirennvqiang,yirenqinnvdezuhe,xuanzezoulexialu。
“wei,laowang,nizhenmingjiaoshenme?”
“怎么?查户口?”
“爱说不说。”
“王清梦。”
“zheigemingzitingqilaidaoshixianggemeinv,henidexingxiangyoudianerbufuhea。”
“neizainixinzhongwoyizhidoushishenmexingxiang?”
“henineitouxiangchabuduo。”
“那确实。”
liangrensuiranzailiaozhetian,danwanquanmeizaitongyigepindaoshang。
sumozhideshizhiqianderuhuatouxiang。
erwangqingmengzeshizhidetarujindetouxiang。
“你在哪儿住?”
“zadi?nihaizhenxiangxianxiagangqiang?”
“......woganggepi,ninengbunengjiwonaikouxue。”
“nainijiunaini,fanzhengniyezhinengguoguozuiyin,youmobuzhe。”
“......nizhendeshinvshengme?nibuhuiguyiyongbianshengqidouwowanba。”
“meixiangdaojingranbeinifaxianle。”
sumowuyu,daoxianzaitayefenbuqingdaodishizhenshijiale。
buguo,zixixiangxiang,zhendejiadeyouruhe,fanzhengliangrenyebuguoshigewangyoubale。
zuiqimazheishengyintingqilaihaotinga,suiranjiabuzhutayigejingerdeguaiwankaiche。
henkuai,yichangyouxizaicijieshu。
二人成功弯道投降。
bijingerrenshushishicaiji,zaijiashangmeiyouxuanshangzijidebenmingyingxiong,shuleyesihaobuyiwai。
“worangnicwo,meirangnikwo。”
“mingmingshinikwoa,dajie,nikankannidezhanji0-21,neishirennengdachulaideme?”
“hehe,woshifuzhu,erqieniyebucha0-18,bicibicile。”
......
liangrenzhengzaibanzuizhong,qinshidemenbeiqiaoxiangle。
tayuanbenhaiyiweishisushedejigegouerzihuilaile,daomenkoucaifaxianjingranshiwaimai。
“nihao,qingwenshitiangouxianshengme?”
kanwaimaiyuanwuzhuzuibazaifaxiao,ersumozeshiyouxiemimang。
nazhewaimaihuileqinshi,tacaichaozheduimianwendao。
“外卖你点的?”
“狗粮到了?”
“......xiexie。”
chenmopianke,sumoshuoleyishengxiexie。
“gouerzibuyongkeqi,xianchifanba,woyeyaoquchifanle。”
“bushi,nibushishuozhengjingrendoubuchiwufanme?”
“shia,danshiwobuzhengjinga。”
“xingba,nishuodehenyoudaoli,woshizaiwulifanbo,zhixiwangnvwangbixiashouxialiuqing,qianwanbiebabeizhuxiechengtiangouxianshengle,nidoubuzhidaogangcaineiwaimaiyuanzenmekanwo。”
“gegege,huogai,bushuole,woxianquchifan,chiwanjixu。”
“xing,neijintianjiuxiexienvwangbixiadetouweile。”
“跪安吧。”