第1章

南江大学。

餐厅二楼。

“linfan,ninengzuowonanpengyouma?”

“ni……nishuoshenme?”

linfanyilianjidongdekanzheyanqiandeyaotiaoshaonv。

三年。

zijidanglechenfeiersannianbeitaitiangou。

nandaoshilaotianyouyan,jintianzhongyuyaozhuanzhenglema?

“feier,ni……nishuozhendema?”

“嗯!”

kanzheshouzuwucuodelinfan,chenfeieryanzhongshanguoyimoxixue。

“buguo,woxuyaonizhengmingduiwodeai!”

“feier,woshizhendeaini,jiushiweinishangdaoshanxiayouguowodouyuanyide!”

“hao,neijiuguixia……tianwojiao!”

chenfeierqunbaiyiliao,taiqilebaoguozhe**deyuzu。

“a?zai……zheilima?”

“对,就现在!”

“linfan,hailengzheganshenme,kuaiguixiaa!”

“nengjifeier**,shinibabeizidouxiubulaidefuqi……”

tingzhecantingzhongzhongrenqihongzhisheng,linfanyouxieganga。

tasuiranlianpihou,danyemingbainanerxixiayouhuangjin,genghekuangshidangzhezheimeduorendemianxiagui**,zijijueduihuichengweiquanxiaodexiaohua。

“feier,zhei……zheibuhaoba!”

“heng,haishuoaiwoni,lianzheimejiandandeshiqingnidoubuyuanyi,guoranshenmeaiqingdoushipianrende,niyihoubuyaolaizhaowole!”

“bushi,feier……wobushineigeyisi!”

yankanchenfeiershengqi,linfanjidemianhongerchi。

zijixinkufuchulesannian,jiuchazheizuihouyiduosuo,nandaoxianzaifangqibuxing。

xiangdaocichu,tayiyaoya。

“好,我舔!”

“真的?”

陈菲儿眼睛一亮。

“feier,woduinideaishizhende!”

linfanshenxiyikouqi,danxixiagui。

jiuzaitazhunbeipengchenfeierdejiaoshi,chenfeierdouranqishen,deyidexiaoleqilai。

“haha,woyingle,nimenjigehejiu!”

“tahaizhenguia,bukuishizanmenxuexiaodiyitiangou,niupi!”

“haishizanmenfeiermeilida,wofule!”

“yuandufushu,ganle……”

几个同学讥笑连连。

林凡顿时有些懵逼。

“feier,zhei……zheishishenmeqingkuang?”

“keke,linfan,buhaoyisia,gangcaiwogentongxuedaduwanyouxi,jiuhannilaibanggemang,niguoranmeiyourangwoshiwang!”

chenfeiergaoyangzheyujingdandanyixiao。

“xiexieni,xianzainikeyihuiqule!”

“回去?”

linfannaoziwengdeyisheng,zhenggerendailiyuandi。

rangzijiwufenzhongneiconglanqiuchangpaodaolezheili,dangzhewushutongxuedemianxiagui**。

jinjin……zhishiyinweiyigewanxiao?

“linfan,nibuhuizhenyiweifeierhuikanshangnizheizhongchou**siba?”

“jiushi,yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijideyangzi!”

“hehehe,xiaosirenjiale……”

tingzheneiyidaodaojixiaozhisheng,linfanzhiganjuexiongtanghuoyanranshao。

他是舔狗。

dantiangoujiumeiyouzunyanma?

tiangoujiukeyihouziyiyangbeisiyixishuaqiruma?

“linfan,nizenmehaibuzou,yihuiwohaiyaopeihanshaoguangjieni,rangtawuhuilekebuhao!”

kanzhechenfeierneimanbujingxindetaidu,linfanchedinule。

“砰!”

tarenwukeren,yiquanzadaozhuozizhishang。

“chenfeier,nitaiguofenle!”

“哎呀……”

chenfeierhedehoutuileliangbu,lianseyinchen。

“linfan,niganshenme,bujiushikaigewanxiao,zhiyushengqima,zhenxiaoqi!”

“玩笑?”

林凡苦笑一声。

“chenfeier,nimenxinziwen,zheisannianlai,woduinitaoxintaofei,wuweibuzhi,niyoubawodangshenme?”

“niduiwohuzhijilaihuizhijiqu,worenle!”

“niduiwohulenghure,woyebuzaihu!”

“dannibugaijiantawodezunyan!”

陈菲儿贝齿轻咬。

shihuashuo,linfanduizijidequebucuo。

danneiyouzenyang,xiangtazheizhongqiongxueshengzhudingzhipeidangzijidetiangou。

“heng,neidoushinixinganqingyuan,youbushiworangnifuchude,niyaoshibuleyi,zanmenkeyidaociweizhi!”

“你……”

林凡牙齿打颤。

“hao,neizanmenjiudaociweizhi!”

“linfan,ni……qisiwole!”

kandaolinfanzheicijingransihaobujizijimianzidezhuanshenerqu,chenfeierqidezhiduojiao。

“feier,bielita,bujiushigetiangouma,zhenbazijidanghuishile!”

“jiushi,zanmenjiezhehe!”

“bu,wobunenghele,hanshaomashangjiuyaolaile,wanyirangtakanjianwohejiuduobuhao!”

chenfeiertaochuhuazhuangpin,zhenglileyixiazhuangrong。

mianduilinfanzheizhongtiangou,takeyihaobuyanshi。

danzaihanfengzheiweifuerdaimianqian,taziranyaobaochizijiqingchunshaonvdexingxiang。

“heng,gaisidelinfan,laoniangdezhuangdoubeiniqihuale!”

chenfeiermaleliangju,lianseyufayinchen。

走下二楼。

linfanshunjianxintouyouzhongkongdangdangdeganjue。

napa……napachenfeieryuanyishuoyijudaoqian。

zijihuoxudouhuiyuanliangta,bijingzheisanniantayijingtianchenglexiguan。

danzheiyike,linfanchedixinhanle。

qishitayizhimingbai,chenfeiergenbenkanbushangziji,danquezongrenbuzhuxiangyaoduitahao。

“linfan,nitamazhenshige**,ganshenmebuhaofeiyaodangtiangou,buzhidaotiandaozuihouyiwusuoyouma!”

“laozifashi,zheibeizizaidangtiangou,jiumeiyouxiaojiji!”

“ding,jiancedaoheshisuzhu,zhizuntiangouxitongjihuozhong……”

“系统绑定完成!”

tingdaonaohaizhongdeshengyin,linfanyileng。

“至尊舔狗系统?”

jiuzaitayitouwenhaozhishi,yanqiandouranchuxianyidaoxuhuandemianban。

“姓名:林凡!”

“舔狗金:???”

“强化点:0”

“特殊技能:无”

“特殊道具:无!”

xitongjieshao:tianyirenweigou,tianwanrenweiwang,benxitongzhiliyudazaotiangouzhongdewangzhe,beitaizhongdezhizun。

“qunidayede,neibuhaishitiangou!”

林凡白眼直翻。

“laozidoubeishangdeshenxinjupile,laigexitonghaitamarangwodangtiangou,youduba,laozibugan!”

“ding,tiangoujinyifafang,qingchashou!”

linfanyijuhuameishuowan,douranshoujiyinxingshoudaoyitiaoxinxi。

“**……”

kandaoneiyichuanshuzi,linfanzhijiebaolechukou。

“yiersansiwu……haoduoling……”

tazuzushulesanbian,caishuqingchu。

十万亿!

xitongjingranjitafafangleshiwanyitiangoujin。

比尔盖茨才多少钱?

马化云才多少钱?

十万亿啊!

zijiyihouqibushikeyiweisuoyuwei。

“ding,xitongtixing,tiangoujinzhinengyongyusuzhuguitiannvshendexiaofeikaizhi,suzhusirenxiaofeibenxitonggaibufuze!”

“kao,qibushishuozheiqianzhinengjibierenhua?”

linfanzhenggerendoubuhaole。

kongyouwanyizijin,zijiyifenhuabule,zheibushicaodanma?

“xitong,laoziyaotuihuo!”

“ding,xitongtixing,zhiyaosuzhunixi,rangmubiaonvshenzhuanbianweizijitiangou,zaigaimubiaoshenshanghuafeidetiangoujin,jiangyibaifenzhishideedufanhaijisuzhu,bingqiesuzhujiangyoujihuihuoquteshujinenghexiyoudaoju!”

“百分之十返还?”

林凡脸色一亮。

“yejiushishuo,zhiyaowonenggongkenvshen,huafeiyiqianwan,jiunenghuodeyibaiwan?”

“huadeyueduo,fandeyueduo!”

zhiyaozijibuduanguitian,jiunengnixizoushangrenshengdianfeng。

“zheixitong,keyia!”

yinweiqiong,zijibuzhidaozaoshouleduoshaobaiyanhechaofeng。

linfancikepoqiexiangyaoguitianzhuanqian。

jiuzailinfansousuomubiaozhishi,yimingliuzhe**langderekushaonvyingmianzoulai。

zheinvzishencai****,zhangxiangbichenfeierhaiyaojinglijifen。

linfanyanjingyiliang,zhijieshangqian。

“meinv,nengjiageweixinma?”