zheisanrixialai，taohuaquexinzheidaiheshangquanranmeikanchutadedixi，gengquedingtagendangniandelaofahaibandianbunengbi，zheisichulemianpihaokanxie，meibandiangongjili，zheishitaohuameiriguanchadelaidejielun。
qinkuaidaoshiqinkuai，jiaoshuisongtu，danxixinzhaoliaodedoushineijilongxiaoqingcai，genbenmeibatazheiketaoshufangzaiyanli。
yinggaibuqueyinqian，qianyuanxianghuomeiduanguo，danmeijianzheiheshangyoushenmezhenbenshi，fanrenyumei，dagaibaicuolemiaoyebuzizhi。
ng……zhangdehaokanshihaokan，youqiyishuangyan，shitajianguozuihaokandeyanjing，kexiyanshenbuzadi，taohuayaoyaqiechi，tadaodizenmekanchutachoude？！
dui，zheihaishigeruobujinfengdeheshang，kanneixiaoshenban，nanrenma，jiudeqiangzhuangzhuangdecaiyouqigai，jiuxiangmingfengxihuandeneiniuyao，zhangxiangcuguanglexie，danrenjiayouliqiyounengnaia。
yifansisuoxia，heshangzaizheijichoudeyaoyanli，bandianhaochuyemeile。
bishi，yesejiannong，youweiweiredefeng，jiaoleshuidexiaoqingcai，lvyouyousuifengyaobai，niudefeng．sao，taohuayilianhuaixiaolenghenghengliangsheng，qiajuebianhualeshenxingfeidaoleheshangdefangmenwaitou。
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laotaobuxutaohuaqurenjian，taohuawenyuanyin，laotaomozhexiabamizheyanjingdao：“guaituer，nikezhidaozanmenyaozuidadedirenshishenme？”
“牛鼻子道士？”
laotaodiantou：“bucuo。shijianyao、mo、shen、ren、mingwujie，mojieyuqitasijiejunshijiaojishenshao，mingjieyuyaojiejingshuibufanheshui，shenjieyixianggaogaozaishang，gengshibuxieyuyaojieweinan，dudurenjie，xiuxianzheyouzhi，jiangyaochumozhegengshibushao。”
taohuamengmengdongdong，huanghudongderenjianshigeweixiandedifang。tacongweiquguorenjianxingzou，quebudanwutalejierenjian。
laotaoyouxuduobaobei，congqiantamenhaizhuzaihuaguoshangebideshihou，laotaobuzhizenme，gou．dashangledonghailonggongdebangguniang，bangguniangsouluolehaoxiedonghaidebaobeijita，qizhongyijianbianshiguantianjing。
chuanshuoguantianjingbenshishenjiezhiwu，houlaiyiluodonghai，zuihouyinchayangcuoluodaolelaotaoshouli，laotaoshuozheiguantianjingzaiyoudadaoxingdeshouli，keguanwujie，youdayongchu，danzaitaohuashoulima，taxiuweibugou，zhinengkandaoyaojieherenjie，dangranhaiyaochuleliangjielibeijialejiejiejinzhidedifang，shiyilaotaobazheidongxijileta，shuoquandanggewanwu。
cihoutaohuapingrilichulexiulian、xunshanzhiwai，bianduolelingyijianxiaoqian：tingrenjiandeshuoshuxianshengjianggushi。
congzhuangzhixiongxindetiemajinge，daochanchan．mianmiandeninongwonong，tadoutingdeyanmaolvguangjinjinyouwei。tingdeduole，jianjiandonglehaoxierenjiandedaoli，biru：nannvshoushoubuqin。
ercishidetaohua，yumianqiandejunmeiheshangjihuetoutiezheetou，bijianduizhebijiandeshihou，tajiuturanxiangdaolezheijigezi。
授受不亲！
jibian，shinanrenyunvyao。
jingdaoletaohualianlianhoutui，liantalaicidechuzhongdouwangjile。
huashuoyouqiyoukedeyao，benlaidasuanzhuonongyifanzheidaiheshang，shunbianzhaoxieshuilaihe，dantalaidelushangxiankandaoleyuanlideshuigang，meirenzhu，pazaishuigangbianhelegegou，dalegebaogehou，youtangzaiwudingshailehuiyueliang，chihehezudeyao，caixiangqihaiyouzhuonongheshangzheijianshi。
bishiheshangfangjianhailiangzhe，zheixietiandexiangchu，tarendingheshangshigeshashanglibuzuweijudefanren，yewanglelaotaoshuoguode“haoqixinhaisiyao”，dalieliedecuandaochuangwaidasuantougekui。
heshangyishenyuebaisexie．yi，songkuakuadechuanzaishenshang，taohuaxihuanyueliang，yexihuanyuebaideyanse，liandaikanzheheshangyeyuefashunyanqilai，shunyandeheshangzuoziduanzheng，pengzheyijuanshurenrenzhenzhendekan，tacelianlunkuohaokan，ouertaitoutiaotiaodeng，taishoufanshudemoyang，douxiangjilexizhezilishuodehanchuangkududeshusheng。
zhishizhei“shusheng”zhuoanshangchuleshu，haifanglegeqinghuadexiaodiezihechazhan，diezishangdiandiangaodiandesuixie，chabeiliyehaiyoubanzhandecha。
zhei“shusheng”，buhan，yebuku。
呵呵，很滋润嘛。
taohuayaoya，zhangzheyinshenshu，yixiapiaojinlewuli。
fanrenjingshenweigui，taohuacengjinggenzhiguizuoguopengyou，genzhetaxuehuilexuduohehurendejiliang，houlaiguipengyoubeineiliangwuchangzhuoqutoutaile，tashangxinlehaoyiduanshijian，daoshineixiexiaojiliangyizhimeiwang。
zheishijianqingpodewofang，suyideheshangsihaobuzhiweixiandejianglin，taohuapiaozaitashenhou，xiaoxindeburangzijipengdaota，tayaolihuifuyouxian，zhinengkankanweichizheiyinshenshu，ruoshibeifanrenpengdao，fashubianbulingle。
kanzheyilianrenzhendeheshang，taohuakaishishihuai，taxianshishenshouchuolechuozhuoshangdechabei，bagebeizichuodaohuanglejihuang，manyidekanzheneiheshangguoranmuguangweidun，danxushidongjingtaixiao，heshangmeizaiduozuofanying，tazhouzhoubizi，yishenshou，chabeijiuluoledi，“pa”diyishengxiangqi，chabeiluoledi，heshangxuanjitaiqiletou。
桃花扬起嘴角。
“jinyedefeng，zenmezheibandaa……”
heshangdishengtanyiju，fushenjianqichabei，qishenjiuquguanchuang，taohuayileng，zhuantouguoranjianchuanghukaizhede，zheibenheshangyiweishifengchuide？
tameitouyizhou，shenshouqufantadeshu，dangangyidashoujiudunlexia，yinweizheishubushitaxiangxiangzhongdekuzaojingshu，queshiyiben……huace？
huafengdaohaibucuo，gushihaitingyanshu，taohuamiyanyikan，zheibushibaishedegushima！
这……
是和尚该看的东西？
jiushizheiyigelengzheng，heshangyijingshishiranhuilaile，tayeshenshouqufanshu，yipaodaiqixiweidebodong，kankanjiuyaopengdaotadeshouzhi，taohuajingxingsideyixiasuohuishou，haoxian！
daoshibupazaiheshangmianqianxianleyuanxing，jiushipazheidaiheshangwanyijihechugehaodai，tuzengleshanietahuibeilaotaodaside！
houpazhihoujiushiaonao，kanzhejinjinyouweikanhuacedeheshang，taqideyayangyang，weizhetazhuanlejigequan，turanxiangqishenmesidenaqilezhutai，zhunbeinadengyoutangyitangta。
dantashougangshenguoqu，heshangqueturanjiutaiqiletou，zhuguangxia，tadeyanjingbiyueguanghailiangside，jiuzheimezhizhichaozhetadefangxiangkan！
taohuaheleyitiao，danxuanjitazhalejixiayanjing，ziyushuo，“yijingzheigeshichenleya，gaixiexile。”
taohuashukouqi，hesiyaole，tachadianyiweizheiheshangnengkandedaotani！
yikouqimeishuwan，yanjianzheheshangzheijiuleheheshuidajuequle，ketazheiherendebenshihaiyidianmeishichulaini，taohuazhijuedegengjiananshoule，tasihubayaoshengjiqiannianlimeidiuguoderendouzaizheilidiule……
憋屈。
着实憋屈。
qijibaihuaideyaoyoudicuandaoheshangjinqian，linqizhentouzhunbeizhaozhetadeguangnaodailaiyixia，tayijingbuxianghehurenle，tazhixiangxiefen。
yiwaijiushizaizheigeshihoufashengde。
tagangzhandaochuangqian，haiweishenshounazhentou，heshangjiuzaitagenqiandadashuzhanleshuangbei，shenhoushichuang，taohuatuibude，zhinengkanzhelitashifenjindeheshang，gebozhangkaiyouhuilong，dongzuojianpaozikankanlveguotaerduobian，neizishi，jiuxiangxiayishunjiuyaobatabaozhuside……
干！