【zhongshengtongxingzhengshenlingchu】
【shenjiheikexitongfafangchu】
（mengxiangzongshiyaoyoude，wanyishixianleni？）
hangchengmousxinggaodangxiezilounei。
yimingdaizhejinbianyanjingdezhichangolzoudaochenxiaomianqian，gongjingdishuodao：
“chenzongshangwuhao，zheishigongsixiayiqichoupaideduanju，fanqingninguomuxia。”
chenxiaojieguowenjianjiashunshoupailexiazhangnadeqiaoting：“ng，yishendouguole？”
“shidechenzong，doushihongshizipingtaidebaokuanxiaoshuo，ninpaibanhouzaianpaifawuqutanbanquan。”zhangnagenmeiganjuesideyiranmiandaiweixiao、shuangshoujiaochafangzaishenqian。
“hao，fangzheierbaxian。”
“qianjiqidejinduzenmeyang？”chenxiaoyouwen。
zhangnanachubeixiajiazhedebijiben：“dishibaqiyijingtoufangpingtaibingkaishiyingli，shichangshangfankuilianghao。”
“dishijiuqihaizaipaishedangzhong，yujiyuediqiankeyishaqing；diershiqiyijingkaishichoubei，annindeyaoqiunvyanyuanquanzhaoganjing、piaoliangde。”
“ng，rangxiamianrenbajinglifangzaixuanchuanheshuijuntuiguangshang，zhiyuyanyuanheyanji….zanmenzuodeshikuaicanshipin，yanjizheikuaibuxuyaotaizhuanye。”
“xianzaiduodeshixiangyaochumingdenvsheng，buyaoqiandoudabarenqiangzheyan。”
“duileshanxuanyanyuanzheikuaihaishiwozijilaifuze，qitarenbawobuzhu。”
shuozhechenxiaozaidiannaoshangdiankaijizhangzhaopian：“qutongzhixiaoxinheyaoyaojinwandaowodezhuchushijing，woyaokaochaxiatamendeyanji。”
“haodechenzong。”zhangnaqianleqianshenhoutuixia。
……
chenxiaoshikaowangyoudajingongzuoshizhuandaodediyitongjin，zaoxienianyouxidajinshizhenzhuanqian，sanbaikuaiyitaidediannaopeishangershikuaiyigeyuedejiaoben，zaijiajikuaiqianyigedeqqhaoyitianjiunengzhengsiwushi，shilaitianhuiben。
kexideshihaojingbuzhang，kaigongzuoshidezheibangtujiukanzhengqianzheimerongyijiukaishifengkuangjiadiannao。
jieguoyuejialirunjiuyuediao、yuediaojiuyuejiajiqi，meiliangnianjiubaliruncongwuliushigandaolewuliukuai，zhigoudianfeigenwangfeide。
yushichenxiaodangjiliduan，limazhuanxingzuoqiledianshanggenzhibo。
sheizhizheiliangxingtongyangshineijuandelihai，meijitianjiubeizuodihuzoulegebiqinglianzhong、langbeidetuichu。
jiexialaichenxiaoyoubaozheshishikandexinsiqupaiduanju，meicengxiangjuranbeitashizhele：suishoupaideduanjuchenglebaokuan，duanduanjitianshijianjiuzhengleliangqianwan！
suiranzheiliangqianwanyaogenshipinwangzhan、zhuzuobanquanfang（yejiushixiaoshuowangzhanhaiyouzuozhe）fencheng，zuihoudaoshoudezhiyouxiaoliangbaiwan。
danpingjiezheicidechenggongchenxiaoyixiazichenglexiaoshuowangzhanyanzhongdehongren！
bijingbanquanzheidongxibunengbianxianjiushifeizhiyizhang，chenxiaocijukeshijiwangzhandailailebushaodeewaishouyi。
yushihuchenxiaoyixiazizhaodaoleshuyuzijidesaidao，shizhijinrisuanshizaixiaoshuogaibianduanjuzheixingxiaoyoumingqi。
……
jiandandichulilexiagongwu，chenxiaojiugenwangchangyiyangdakaihongshizixiaoshuoapp，xiangyaoxiaoqianyixia。
keshicaigangdakaiwangzhantajiubeizhidingdeyipianxiaoshuojingyadaole：zongzishujiwan，zaiduquegaodashangbaiwan？
“shenmeqingkuangazheishi？jiliangyetailipuleba？zheidaodixieshale。”
chenxiaobiantucaozhebiandakai。
hongshizixiaoshuogentadeduanjupingtaitongshuzijiegongsi，yongdetongyitaodashujutuisongluoji，daoshikeyijiejianyier。
只见小说开篇：
【zhongshengtongxingzhengshenlingchu】，pinglunshu：9999+
【shenjiheikexitongfafangchu】，pinglunshu：9999+
haohaohao，zheimewanshiba？
chenxiaoxiexiedeyixiao，suiji“ka”deyisheng，bafufutongdeyigexiaomubiaoyuejiepinghuifushangqu。beizhu：daka；
youbazhizhibaolidelingyigexiaomubiaojiepinghuifudaolingyitiao。beizhu：qiandao。
fawanbashoujisuopingfangdaoyipang，jinghoupinglunqufajiao。
meishideshihouchenxiaozuixihuan**，zheiliangxiaomubiaojiushitazhuanmenliuzhe**yongde。
dengdaidetongshitazaidiannaoshangchakangongsideyingshoubaogao。
啧…
yanqianhongtongtongdeyipiankanzhejiuxianxiqing，chenxiaoxinweideziyanziyu：haohaogan！ganhaolelaobanshangmodou、jingchengmaidabieshuqu！
shizhongjingjingdizouzhe，mihuzhongchenxiaohaoxiangtingjianlejixiededianzisheng。
“ding，zhongshengtongxingzhengshenlingchenggong，fufutongkoukuan100，000，000yuan。”
“ding，shenjiheikexitongfafangchenggong，zhizhibaokoukuan100，000，000yuan。”
“chuansongdaojishi，5，4，3，2，1….”
turanjianchenxiaozhijueyidaobaiguangxilai，tahuangmangshenshouzheyan，kexiayimiaojiushiliangyanyihei。
……
“nihaishibushirenlechenxiao？biyedianlilenidounengshuidezhe？”
chenxiaobatoutaiqi、miqiyan，mangrandikanxiangyoushoubianneigejishuxiyoumoshengdecuntoupangzi。
yishijiantadesiweiyouxiewenluan。
yanqianzheihuojiaoxudong，shichenxiaogaozhongshihoudetongzhuo，tongshiyeshitagaozhongsannianlaizuitiedegemen。
wentizheihuobushitudingyanzhong，lilegeguangtoulaizhema？
那这头发哪来的？
erqiezenmeyixiazibiandezheimenianqing？
gendaduozhongshengzheyiyangchenxiaogaozhongshiyeyougexiongdi，tajiushiyanqiandexudong。
dangentamenbutongdeshizheigexiongdibuxuyaozijilaidaifei，suirantachengjibuzadiyemeishenmetaidabenshidanjiabuzhurenjiahuitoutai，yougedangyancaojujuzhangdelaodie。
jidezheihuobiyeneinianjiukaojinleyancaoju，ranhoumeijinianyoudangshanglejichakekezhang，zugoutapaoyingbanshuyishangdetongxuele。
kanzheyanqianqingchunzhengrongdexudonghesecaifenchengdejiaoshi，chenxiaoxiayishidishenshouwangxiayitao，andao：“guoranyinglehenduo。”
当然他说的是腹肌。
qianshizaijiuseqinshixiatadefujiyijingliandaolejiujiuguiyidejingjie，xianzaiqueyingdelengjiaofenming。
不是在做梦！
踔！
nandaolaozishizhendezhongshengle！
haishihuidaogaokaowandebanjibiyehuishang？
这特么假的吧？
yaoshizhendebudelimajijiashujiadedalaoyemenlagefensiqun，laiyibogoufuguiwuxiangwang？
chenxiaozhanqishendazhidesaoshiyiquan。
zhijianheibanshangshu：wuchengyizhong16jie07banbiyedianli！
zuotazuoshoubiandeshiliuzhemeimeitoudewujiahui，zhengdizhetouzaibiyejinianceshangfenbijishuzhe，yinxiangzhongtadeyingyuchengjihenhao，benkeduwanhaishangyingguoliuxuequle，zhishihoulaijialegeyingguolaodingjuguowai，batajialirenjiqidegouqiang；
zuotahoumiandeshi“da*ma”jiangyuanyuan，ng，guoranshigouda，yinweitaizhongtagancuibaneiliangzhijiegezhuozishang，yougoubaqide！
youbiandeziranjiushixudongle，zheishihoudetahaimeikaishituofa，duziyehaimeineqi，zhiyouetoushangdejikeqingchungaladouzhangxianzhezheixiaozihuoqihenda。
“shenmeqingkuanganichenxiao？hannizuowanbietongxiaobietongxiaomebuting，youshuimengleba？”
xudongchajuechenxiaodezhuangtaiyouxiebuduijingyiweishizuowanshangtongxiaodeyuangu，suikaikouwendao。
chenxiaobishangyanshenxilekouqi，ranhouzhengkaiyan：“pangzi，wozuoleyigehenzhanghenzhangdemeng….”
shia，qianshizaiyeshenrenjing、jiliaokongxudeshihou，chenxiaoyecengbuzhiyicidixiangguohuibuhuiyoutianyijuexinglai，faxianzijihaizaijiaoshili，ranhougaosutongzhuoshuowozuoleyigehenzhanghenzhangdemeng。
meixiangxianzaijuranchengzhenle！
……
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