第五章 嘴上的折磨

“fuji,nizenmehaimeizoua。”yigeqingyuedeshengyincongzhangsunwujibeihouxiangqi。

zhangsunwujiyihuitou,zhijianduruhuiyecongwuzilizoulechulai。

sanrenzhongtashizuihouzouchulaide,kejianqinwangduitaizidefanji,yijingquedingxialaile。

tiancefujujizheqinwangzhengzhantianxiazhijiwangluodegezhongrencai,qizhongyouyi“fangmoududuan”chuming。

fangxuanlingshanmou,zouyibuzhiqianjiunengkanchuanzhihoudesansibu。

duruhuishanduan,haoduoshihou,duoshurennabudingzhuyideshiqing,duruhuiquenengyikouduandingzhixing。

jinriqinwangduliuxiaduruhui,kanlaishiyoushenmeshiqingjiaojitajueduanle。

“meishenme,zhishijiandaoleshizikangfu,songleyikouqi。”

suiranduilichengqianyilvzhongzhong,danshizhangsunwujihencongmingdemeiyouduoshuoshenme。yixieshiqingzaimeiyouchamingzhenxiang,zhishizaihuaiyijieduanjiugongzhiyuzhong,zhizhesuobuweiye。

erzhangsunwuji,gengshizhizhezhongdezhizhe。

duruhuiwuzhuzuikesoulejisheng,caimanbuzouguolaishuo:“zhidaonimenxiangzhidaoshenme,wozhinenggaosunimen,qinwangmeiyouneimeyourouguaduan,zanmendakefangxin。”

youduruhuidezheijuhuazai,weichigonghezhangsunwujidouluchulexiaorong。

rujin,tamenshenzaitiancefu,genqinwangyirongjurong,yisunjusun,ertaiziheqinwangzhijian,gengshishuihuoburong。suiranzhanganzheigehumiankanqilaifengpinglangjing,kezhiyaoyibuzoucuo,jiujiangqingfu。doushiyidajiaziren,zheigeshihouzuipadejiushizhushangyourouguaduan。

“zhiyaoqinwangyishenglingxia,anweichibidingyimadangxian!”weichigongzuanjinquantou,xinshidandandao。

taconglaibukaolvshenmeweixianbuweixiande,zaiganggangshoujiang,jiubeiweiyizhongrendeshihou,tajiuyijingjiangzhongxinxianjilelishimin,erbushishenmelijia。

yuanchu,lichengqianyikaozaiyingbishang,yizhimusongzhesanrenlikai。

zhangsunbaoqingdanxindao:“shizidianxia,ninhaibuzhunbeihuiwuma?”

lichengqianzheicaidiantou,daizhezhangsunbaoqinghuilezhuchu。

zicongzhidaorujinshiwudejiuniandeshihou,lichengqianjiuzhidaojiexialaiderizibukenenganwenle。

lishishang,lishiminjiushizaiwudejiunianliuyuechusizheiyitianfadongdexuanwumenzhibian。

rujinhandongyiguo,wanwumengsheng,siyuedenuanfengyijingchuibianlezhangan。

zaiyoulianggeyuebudaodeshijian,zhanganhuanggongneibalongyi,jiuyaohuanrenzuole。

zhangsunbaoqingkanchuzhuzisihuzaigankaizheshenme,danshitahencongmingdemeiyouwen,zhishizailichengqianjinwuhoujiufenfushinvbafanshiduanshanglai。

lichengqianpantuizuozaizhuoanbian,bingbujuederuhedeshili。suirantangchaorenshiguizuode,keshi,zheiyangdezuozizailichengqiankanlaijiuxiangdaoguorenyiyang,haigewaidenanshou。

盘腿儿坐着多舒服!

jintiandehuoshi,mingxiandegaishanle。

chuleyiwanbaimifanwai,haiduoleyizhifeiji。

chilejitiandexiaomizhou,lichengqianyejuedezuilikuaidanchuniaoerlaile。kandaofeiji,dangxiahaobuyouyudesichexialailianggejitui,lianggejichibang,ranhoubashengxiadedoufangdaolezhangsunbaoqingmianqian。

zhangsunbaoqingyanleyikoukoushui,tuicidao:“shizidianxia,wobue,haishininchiba。”

suiranzheimeshuo,keshilichengqianzaitayanjinglikandaolelianggemingxiandezi—“kewang”。

anlishuo,zhangsunbaoqingsuiranzhishiyigeshuchuzidi,danshitazenmeshuoyeshizhangsunjiadechengyuan。rujin,kanzheyizhijiliukoushui,shizaishiyoudianneisha。

buguo,lichengqianzhidao,jiusuanzijishishizi,huangzuchengyuan,nengchidaozheizhiji,yetingburongyide。

rujinshiwudejiunian,julitangchaojianli,suiranyijingguoqulejiunianshijian,keshizheijiunianjian,tangwangchaodezhengzhanyeyizhimeiyoutingzhi,zisuichaofumieyilai,zhanhuosiqi,baixinggenbendebudaoxiuyangshengxidejihui。chulidedatang,baifeijuxing。

ruguobushiyinweitabinghaodeshenfen,tangtangqinwangshizi,zhongshanjunwang,yedechixiaomifan,quanji?yougejituidousuantingbucuodele。

“chiba,benwangweikouyiban,youjituijichijiugoule,shengxiadenidouchidiaoba。”

bagandongdeyitahutudezhangsunbaoqinggandaoyibian,lichengqiankaishichifan。

baimifanhaihaoxie,bijingshichixiguandedongxi,keshijitui,jiuyoudianneishale。

bayaoleyikoudejituifangdaopanzili,lichengqianrenbuzhuwenzhangsunbaoqing:“benwangyoumeiyougaoxueya,weishenmejituilianyandoumeifang?”

zhangsunbaoqingbajiroujigutousailemanzui,haoburongyiyanxiaquhoucaishuo:“bingshizi,zheiliangnian,zanmendatanggechudouqueyan,benlai,shandongneibiandeyanchang,chanliangfengfu,keshitujuejieduanleshangdao,biechudeyanchangchanliangyoubuxing。duozhongyuanyinyingxiangxia,jiusuanshizanmenqinwangfu,yemeiyouzugoudeyanyong,jiulianqinwangqingchenshuaya,doumeiyouqingyanyongle。erpingminxiaohu,gujibanniandounandechiyihuiyan。”

“啧。”

tingdaozhangsunbaoqingzheimeshuo,lichengqianrenbuzhudezashe。

suiranduichutangshiqideqingkuangyousuozhunbei,keshizhendejianshidaohou,fanerjuedeshizaishicanledian。

chaocaishisongchaoyihoucaichuxiande,tangchaodehuoshi,genyuanshirenmeishenmequbie。jiushiji,yezhishifangshuilizhushujiunengchi,lebuqijiayidiandianyan。

meidiaoliaoyejiusuanle,lianyandoumeiyoujiuguofenlea。

kandaozhangsunbaoqingyihuodeyanshen,lichengqiantanleyikouqi,bajituijichibangdoujileta。

实在是吃不下去啊。

zhangsunbaoqingxiangbumingbaizhuziweishenmebayizhengzhijidoujitale,qienuodewen:“shizi,ninshibushiweikoubuhao?yaobuyaochuanyuyijininkankan?”

lichengqianbailebaishou,tashizaibuzhidaozenmegentajiang。

duitangchaorenlaishuo,zhiyaoshiroujiushixiangde。keshiduichiguanleaoerliangkaochizhileidelichengqianlaishuo,jianzhi....

aaa,xiangyaochidianhaodongxizenmejiuzheimenan?

chuangwai,zhangsunwangfeizhaoliguolaitoukan。

duilichengqianjiangjiroufenjizhangsunbaoqingdezuofa,tahaishibijiaozankede,zheishilongluorenxindebiyaoshouduan。

keshikandaotazishizhizhongzhichileyikou,buyoudeyoudanxinqilai。

gancui,tatuikailefangmen,zoulejinqu。

kandaozhangsunguolai,lichengqianganjinzhanqishenlai:“mufei。”

erzhangsunbaoqing,chadianhehuai,chuliuyixiajiuguizailedishang。

吃鸡心虚。

zhangsunzoudaozhuoqian,tanleyikouqi,wen:“chengqian,nishiweikoubuhaoma?lianjiroudoubuchi?”

lichengqiankuxiaozheshuo:“bushiweikoubuhao,shizaishizheijirouyidianziweidoumeiyou,buhaochia!mufei,ninkanwoxianzaiyijingnengzoulule,nengbunengrangwochufu,zijizhaodianchide?”

xianglaixiangqu,yezhiyouchuquzouzoule。

anlishuo,haoduodiaoliao,zhurubajiaohuajiaozhilei,doushihuaxiadadishangyizhiyoudediaoliao,zixizhaozhaokendingnengzhaodaode。

suiranmeifanongchuaoerliangkaochizhileideyinshi,danshirangweileihaoshouyidianyeshihaode。

“不好吃?”

zhangsunkuxiaobudedekankanzhangsunbaoqingmanzuideyou,zaikankanlichengqianchoumeikuliandeyangzi,wunaidao:“xingba,chuquzouzouyehao,zhanganshimianshangyeyoubushaohaochide。”