“nishuoshenme！rangwofangqi？”
sumucuoedekanzhesuweiminbukesiyidewendao。
hualifugudeshufangneisumuzuozaishafashangkanzhebangongzhuohoumianneigemianrongweiyandenanren。
suweiminlenglengdedianlediantou。
“niandidedaxuanjiuyaokaishile，nidabonengbunengzaigengjinyibujiukanzheicile，suoyiwomensujiarenherendoubunengchurenhechacuo。”
sumuwuyudekanzhesuweimin，kanzhezheigecongshengwuxuejiaodulaishuomingyishangdefuqin。
“wozhidaonibuganxinyezhidaonidenuli，buguoshiguansujiadashi，bunengjitamenliuxiarenhebabing，napashinishiwodesishengzizheizhongxiaowenti。”
suweiminweiyandelianshangmianwubiaoqing，zuilituchubinglengdehua。
“sishengzi，xiaowenti，hehe。”sumuzichaodeniantaoleyiju。
“suxiansheng，wojuedeninyoudiantaiziyiweishile，shouxianwobuchengrenwoshisishengzi，wodehujizhengmingshangmingmingbaibaidexiezhewodejiatingzhuzhihewoqinrendexinxi，neilimianmeiyounin，qiciwoyeconglaimeiyouchengrenguoninshiwodefuqinba。”
sumulvedaichaofengdeshuodao。
suweiminmeitouningchengleyige“chuan”zi，tabuyuedeshuodao：“nidou24lezenmeyidiandoubudongshini，nidabodeshishiguansujiasuoyourendeliyi，buguannichengbuchengren，nishentililiudeshiwosuweimindexue，zheishiwufafourende，bierenbuhuiguannihujizainali。”
“还有！”
shuodaozheisuweiminmuguangzhishizhesumulinglideshuodao：“wobuxiangnichengweisujiazheigetietongzuiboruodedifang，rangneixierencongnishenshangzuowenzhang。”
sumubeizheihuajiqixiaole。
“suxianshengmafannigaomingbai，wocongchushengkaishijiumeiyouchiguonisujiayikoufan，heguonisujiayikoushui，woshiwomuqinyigerenxinxinkukuyangdade，woshizaixiangbutongniyoushenmezigelaiminglingwo。”
“还有”
sumuyeyongbinglenglinglidemuguangkanzhesuweiguoshuodao：“wodeshentililiuzhenidexuewoganjuezijihaozang。”
“啪！”
suweimindeshouzhongzhongdepaizailezhuozishang，tafennudezhanqilainuhoudao：“nifangsi！”
“zenmele，zheishizenmele，xiaomudiyicishangmennimenzenmejiuchaoqilaile。”
hewenjingtuikaishufangdemenjiaojidezoulejinlai。
kanzhehewenjingneiyilianjiadebunengzaijiadedanyou，sumuxinzhonganzilengxiao，zuozaishafashangyidongbudongdezhunbeikantamenfuqibiaoyan。
“nizijiwenwenzheigexiaochusheng，dou24derenle，zenmejiuzheimebuzhidaoguquandaju，haigangenwodingzui，shuoliuzhewodexueganjuezang。”
qijibaihuaidesuweiminzhizhesumushuodao。
hewenjingkuaibuzoudaotashenbianyizhishoupaizhetadehoubei，yizhishouzaitaxiongqianjitashunqi，guolehaoyihuidengsuweiminpingjingle，hewenjingzheicaixishengxiyudeshuodao：“weiminhebishengzheimedadeqi，zheimeduonianlainiqueshimeiguanguoxiaomu，tamuqinhaizhibudinggenhaizishuoleniduoshaohuaihua，zheigeguaibudaoxiaomushenshang。”
shuowantayoukanxiangsumuwenroudeshuodao：“xiaomu，nidouzheimedaleniyinggaitiliangyixianiba，bierangtananzuo，nibaxinzangbenlaijiubuhao，shoubude**，xueyayougao，nijiubunengtitieyixiatama，haiyou......”
sumulenglengdekanzhehewenjingneikebodezuichun“badabada”deshuogebuting，naozilituranmaochuyijuhualai：“yaochungushezhibei，congweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren。”
“麻烦打断一下。”
shizaishoubuledesumubudebuchushengdaduanlehewenjingdediediebuxiu。
“qingbuyaojiaowoxiaomu，jiaowosumujiuhao，zhiyouwodemuqinhewodejiarencaihuizheimejiaowo，ninzheimeyijiao，huoleershiduonian，wotouyiciganjuewodemingzizheimeexin。”
hewenjingcuoedekanzhesumu，yishijianlengzaileneili，guolepiankecaifanyingguolai，xindidenuhuo“ceng”deyixiazhicuantianlinggai。
“heng！wojiushuopolanhuonengjiaochushenmeyangdehaizi，guoranhaishigennineigebuyaoliandemayigeyang，jiushigexiasanlan！”
zhuangbuxiaqudehewenjingluchuletaedudezuilian，neizhangjiansuankebodelianshangguamanleyinmai。
benlailengzheliankantamenfuqiliangrenbiaoyandesumuyixiazicongshafashangzhanleqilai。
tashangqianjibuzoudaobangongzhuoqiankanzheliangrenpingjingdeshuodao：“wochengrendemadeyanguangzhendechaojilan，congwojishiqixiaodaomaidongxi，dadaomaigupiaotaconglaidoumeiyouduiguo，baokuozaixuannanrenzheijianshishang，shitazheiyishengzhongzuilandeyicixuanze。”
“haiyou，yaoshuopolanhuomaosinicaishiba，bijingshiwomazaiqiannizaihou，womashengqianyecengjinghenjiaoaodegaosuguowo，shitazijishuailezheigenanren，yinweitayijingzhidaozijidexuanzeyouduomelanle，yejiuayininhainazhedangbao。”
“pa！”suweiminyongliyipaizhuozi。
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“nijiwobizui！”sumuhenlidekanzhesuweiguoshuodao。
madaoyibandesuweimin，zaiyemabuchukou。
“niyoushenmezigemawo，niyishenmeshenfenmawo，suweiminwogaosunibiezaiwomianqianzhaocunzaigan，yaobushiwomazouzhiqianshuodehua，jintianwojueduibuhuitajinnijiabanbu。”
sumuyandideliqiyishanerguo，lenglengdekanzheliangrenshuodao。
suweimindianzhetoubuduandeshuozhe：“hao，hao，hao！dangnianwojiubugaixinruandayingnimabanishengxialai。wogaosunizheijianshinidayingyededaying，budayingyededaying。”
sumukanzheqijibaihuaidesuweiminyanzhongmengshangleyicenglengyi。
“congwochushengneiyikeqi，woderenshengzhongjiumeiyouni，shengkaoshiwozijikaoshangde，wodeshihailunbudaonilaiguan，niyemeiyouzigeminglingwo。”
“呵呵。”
suweiminturanxiaoleqilai，lianshangluchuleyifuwozaojiuliaodaobiaoqing。
“nizheizhiaodexinggegennimajianzhishiyimoyiyang，niyiweiwobanijiaolaishitongzhinima，wozhishixianggaosuni，nisuoyoudejueqianghejiaoaozaiwomianqianyiwenbuzhi。”
“mingtiannijiuhuishoudaotongzhiniruzhidedifangshixibeishengchangwenshimingliangxiang，xiangyaoliuzairongchengbuyaozuomengle。”
sumuyanshenfuzadekanzhesuweimin，budebuchengrensuweiminzheizhaoduiyuxianzaidetalaishuogenbenjiuwujie，quanlidekepazhichumoguoyuci，yiyanduanrenqiantu，dingrenshengsi。
sumudixiatouzhezhuleyandideneiyisianran，benlaijiububaoyouhuanxiangzenmehuiyoushiwang，congzijishengxialaijiubuwenbuwentieshixinchangderenbujiugairucima？
“zhidaozijicuolema，ruguonixianzaijiwodaogeqianwohainengyuanliangni，niyezhidaoxibeishengshiduomeluohouqiongku。”
haoxiangjuedesumuditoushifuruandesuweiguozuodaoyizishangfengqingyundandeshuodao，zhanzaitashenbiandehewenjingshuangshoubaozaixiongqianyilianxixuedebiaoqing。