第二章 我和杨戬只是泛泛之交

【yangjian】:“neihouziyisi,nijiujingshishei?”

【yefan】:“buhuiba,neikeshiqitiandasheng,sheinengshata?sheiganshata?”

梅山,五龙庙。

nvzizhanlishandian,baiyipijia,qingsidaiguan,meimuliuzhuan,qiaolianzhizhongshengchuyifennuse,jianmeishuqi,yingqipengbo,yanguansizhou,tianxiayijie。

“haodehen,zhenyouxiemoganzhuangneihouzi,neihouzinimenyepeizhuang?”

taeshangshengyunzhuan,zhuanshangzhanhaoguang,huanhuanzhengkaitianyan,dongchesanjiesizhou,ganyingzhuxiang,yuxunzheixiemozongji。

naiheganyingwanqian,tianyanshenguangchasanjie,haosishenfengyichui,chuideshanyuanheipijing,huangfenglingshangdashengmi,fututashanglaofonao,huoyanshanqianhaoniukong,zongshirenjianyichangmeng,bukanwankongkanwukong。

tadejiansanjiezhongshengxiang,yejiandaolexirideliugen,naishixiridashengsuoliu,fenbiewei:yankanxi,ertingnu,bixiuai,shechangsi,yijianyu,shenbenyou。

zheishiwukongshijiehou,miliuxiazhongwu,tabaoliuzhehouzideyigen,paicaotoushenzhiyintianming,yufuhuowukong,wanhuidasheng。

kerujinyouyimingyueliaotianqundeguiyuwanyi,jingxiangzheraoqixinzhi,duanzhenkeezhiji,jiaotazhenshibushuangli,zhenshixiangyiqiangjibizheimozhang,niantoucaijiaotongda。

【douzhanshengfo】:“cibeicibei,yangjiandaoyouhekuzhexiang,yihuayishijie,yiyeyiputi,wobuguoshilingyigewo,kongkongruye!”

【jiuyue】:“juranshisunwukonge^,xiaoyaomobaimobaidasheng!”

【xiaoyanluo】:“shifu,niyejinruzheigeliaotianqunle?”

【heishenhua•yangjian】:“nizheisishaodajifeng,wojianzheiliaotianqunnengkaichuansongmen,jirannishiwukong,neibianchulaiyizhan!”

“he,qiejiaowoshishinidechengse!”

“zheibanzangtouluwei,zenchengdasheng?!”

【douzhanshengfo】:“duanzuoliantai,shiwofeiwo,ziyoujishuo,pindaozaoyidapowankong,wuweichenchi,wuyouerxin。”

sunwukongmianrujingbo,buqibolan,guanmozheixitonggouzao,liaotianqunpoyoumiaochu,youzhutianchuansong、renwushilian、tuisuanyanfadengdeng,shaohoukeyuyuanshitianzunlundaoshi,yaolaizhongxianyitongjiexiciwu。

“zheixitongshiruheduguohundunhaiwaidexukongde?rangwoyanjiuyanjiu,xuehuilebiankebaiduxukong,zhidazhutian!”

“zheiqunlizenmerucichaonao,zhenjiaolaosunbudeqingjing。”

sunwukongdongnianxianhua,mianqianyidaoguangmutoufang,zhengshiliaotianqundeneirong,zheiyijieyangjiansihuzhelemi,zaiqunzhongyizhijiaoxiaoziji,zhizhezhenzhenjiajia,youhebini。

【jiuyue】:“dashenbieqile,woshidiyigejiaruzheigequnliaode,wolejiezheige。”

“zheishigezhutianliaotianqun,nenglianjiezhutianwanjie,zheiweidashengkenengbingfeininneigeshijiedesunwukong。”

【xiaoyanwang】:“zheigewodong,xiaoshuochangyongtaolule,buguonengjiangwomenlianjiezaiyiqi,zheiliaotianqunkezhenlihai。”

renpingzheiliangweixiaoyaoxiaoguiruhejieshi,yangjianyeyibingwushi,jiangzhishizuoxiemojiaoju,erqieerbushedeyizhiyusunwukongduihua。

“@douzhanshengfo,zenmeniyoudanziganzhuanghoutou,quemeidanchuxianzaiwomianqianma?”

zheiheishenhuashijiedeyangjian,jiansunwukongyizhibuda,jingranwushizitong,jiangaitegongnengyonglechulai,jixujinxingwangluoxinxihongzha。

zheiyimubeikuipingdelianggexiaojingguaikandezashe,liangrenyanlubaguazhise,xianranganjuezheiyangjianyusunwukongdeguanxibuyiban。

【jiuyue】:“wokanyangjiandashendetouxiangshigenvzimoyang,mofeineizhutianzhizhong,haiyouweinvxiaosheng?”

【xiaoyanwang】:“genjuyeshijizai,dashengyuxiaoshengshentongwuer,wuyixiangping,dadenanshenanfen,xingxingxiangxi,zhennaixiongdiqingyi,mofeizheixiaoshengganqingbianzhile?”

【yefan】:“zhuwei,jutousanchiyoushenming,haishibutanzheigedehao。”

sunwukongyenaole,zheishiherenjingganbianpaiziji,zijiheshiyuyangxiaoshengyouguoshenmeshenjiaoqing,hourenzennengrucibianpai!

shuolaiyeguai,shenxianbujuniyuxingbie,guanyinyiyouyulanfaxiang,huacaoyuchong,chenaibaishi,yicaoyiyeyikekaipizhutian,ketouyingchuxiandetawo,daduodouquxiangyushenhuabenxiang。

wulunqianshijinsheng,sunwukongdouweicengtingguoyangjianbianhuaguonvxiang,yangerlang、lierlang、zhaoerlang,weiheneifangshijiedeyangjianshenglenvershen?

dengdeng,sunwukongqiazhiyisuan,zijizairenjianzuoweizuofu,zifengweidashengshi,beitaibaijinxingyaoshangtianjie,zijiziranyaosanjusanci,zuihouzhongyaoqiquan,xianfolaiqing,zijicaishangletianting,chengleqitiandasheng。

dangshi,yeyouxianfobufuzijidebenling,guerlaicitiaoxin,neinazhaxiaoerbaizouzhihou,qinglaileyangjianxiaoshengyutadoufa。

yangjianyuzijibianhuawuer,wuyixiangdang,qizhongweileyinyouzijixianshen,yangjianbianhuachengguafukufen,erzijizebianchengnianqingxiaohuo,diaoxiyangguafu,naodeyangjianlianhonghaisao。

mofeidianchuyouyin,yibenweiyuan?zhishihewoyoushenmeguanxi,woheyangjiankebushua。

【douzhanshengfo】:“moyanhuangtang,woyuxiaoshengbuguofanfanzhijiao!”

heishenhuashijie,yangjianjiandaoliaotianqundeduihua,xiumeiyicu,lengmianhechidao:

“guozhenshijiahuo,nizenhuilijiewoyuneihouzideqingyi。”

“kuangqiewoyutashizhitongdaohe,qinengyongnanqingnvaixingrong,fanfusuzi,zhenshijianshiqianbo,nandaoyandizhiyousuoweichiyuanqingai?”

“fanjianqingaibuguobainian,bianliangyanxiangyan,woyuhouzideqingyi,naishiyibeizidetongdao!”

yangjiankankanertan,jiangneifenqingyidaolai,tadaochuqizhongziwei,sanjiebudezhangsheng,zhizunheiandongluan,lianhuabailingweizhangshengdanyao,yixuxianlingdaotai,weiyouwoyuhoutou……

yishijianqunliyoushizheixiezhongliyanlun。

shenmeyibeizifantianlianmeng,shenmeduibuqiwomeinengzuzhitamen,shenmezhiyouhoutoucainenghewodangjinsanjiezhuxie,youshishenmetangruonizhenshiwukong,neibianlaiwozheili......

zhengzaikuipingdesunwukongyizhentouma,bushiba,zheiyangjiandefayan,zenmeganjuedaoyiguzhongliyazaishenshang,zhenshilinghoumaogusongran。

taganmangchilegetaoyayajing,heishenhuashijieshinafangxiyou,zenmeganjueneiyangjianrucizhongli,yibeizidefantianlianmeng,hunao,woqitiandashengnaishitonglingsidabuzhou,zisheweisheng,zhongshenfosanguhuaguoshan,caishangletian,chengweishenxian。

wofanshenmetian?woqitiandashenga,sanjiegongzun,fantianle,zhongxianbudejihu:“shengwangweihezaofan?”

sunwukongjinjingtiaowang,sihutiaodaomeishan,saoguoguanjiangkou,jiandemiaozhongnisu,erlangfashenjuyucidi,diaoheziran,changzhufali,guercididuoxiangheruiqi,butanbusha,baixinghemu,zixingdadao,xianghuodingsheng。

erlangmiaozhong,renlairenwang,xiexiangzhugongfeng,erlangyingyunjishanzhijia,cifuyoudezhiren,shideshanyoushanbao,eyouebao。

fangzhicishijutousanchiyoushenming,baoyinglvshibushuang。

gongtaizhishang,erlangshenpijiazhou,yinguangshanshan,jiayingqianquan,danuzhanggong,kexizhishiyijunisu,weitongfaxing,danyezugouweibaixingzhefengdangyu,wanjiumitule。

wukonggantanbuyi,huiyiqiguoqu,zijibingweidanaotiangong,zhishixianshi,zuixijiejiaoxianyou,youfangxianshanmingdaoshi,baiyeguoerlang,zijiyeshiyuerlangyiwulundao,wuyiwuer,xiangchibuxia,bingweiyoushenmeguoshenjiaoqing。

jiranwusuoweideguowang,dingranburuzheiheishenhuadeguafuyangjianbanmozhengle,bijingzhishifanfanzhijiaobale。

sunwukongyuxiangshouhuimuguang,huizuoliantaihuaguoshan,jingguanxukongliaotianqun,qiliaomiaoshangnishenwantai,jingranzhijiezhanfanghaoguang,shiyoushenshengjiangshiyuci。

却见:

yirongqingxiumaotangtang,liangerchuijianmuyouguang。toudaisanshanfeifengmao,shenchuanyilingdanehuang。

lvjinxuechenpanlongwa,yudaituanhuababaozhuang。yaokuadangongxinyueyang,shouzhisanjianliangrenqiang。

yangerlangjingranchajuedaolezijidemuguang,yunzhuanxuangong,daoxingfuling,jiangzheinitaihuazhenshen,diandaoshifeixushi,qinshenerlai。

zheierlangshenjiangshi,yindebaixingguibai,taqingqingyihui,shisaganlu,jiezhexianguangyipi,jiangzhongrensonghuijiazhong,kongliudamiaoxuanxuan,jingruobitan,buqichenai。

kongtangwushengwuxi,huyoubaiguangshanshuo,meishijiayao,beizhanjiaocuozhijian,taojiuxiangweiyinren,lingwukongcemu。

yangerlangxiaoerkanxiangxukong,muguangqueyusunwukongduishi,xiseguozhenbuzang:“houtou,jiranlaile,hebujinmiao!”

“wozaoyiweinibeishangmeijiu,kuaiyuwodazuiyichang!”

“莫道生份了。”

sunwukongwunai,taguangerzhi,tazhenghuangjinjia,dengbuyunlv,anyianzijinguan,mianseruchang,neixinfuyi:“shenmeshihoubeishangdemeijiu?wohetahenshuma?”