第001章 绝对是祖坟冒青烟

shengweizuzhibufubuzhangliyaotingdejiali。

linchenzuozaiketingdedanrenshafashang,liyaotingzuozaishuangrenshafashang,liyaotingdeairenrongfenglianhenverliyoujuanzuozaisanrenshafashang。

liyaotingshoulidianzheyigenyan,lvelveanzhuodeyanshentouguohouhoudejingpian,buzhudidaliangzhelinchen。

linchendaoshiyanguanbi,biguankou,kouguanxindizuozhe,meiyousihaodejushu,yemeiyousihaodehaipa,fandaoshixinzhonglengxiaobuyi。

shangyishi,wodiaorulenijingxinshejidexianjingli,chengweinidegongju,weinianqianmahou,fengshankailu,yushuidaqiao。

danshi,zaizuiguanjiandeshihou,niquerangwochengweiletizuigaoyang,beipanlegewuqituxing。

erqie,niweiledujuehouhuan,jingranmaitongjianyulideqiufan,jiangwoshasi,haizhizaoleyigeshiwoweizuizishadejiaxiang,chedisaochulefengxian。

nidehaonver,gengbushiyigedongxi。

zaiwogenqian,tazhuangzuoyigexianqiliangmu,ruxiaoniaoyirenban。

danshijishangni,zaigenwotanduixiangzhiqian,tadeshenbianconglaimeiyouduanguonanren,zuifengkuangdeshihou,jingrangenwuliugenanrentongshibaochineizhongguanxi。

nineigelaopozuishiedu,zaiworuyuzhihou,diertianjiudairenqulewofumujiali,jiangsuoyouzhiqiandedongxiquandoulazou,haiweizaoyizhangwodadesanbaiwanqiantiao,huoshengshengjiangwodefumubisi。

hei,liyaoting,nimenyijiajiudengzheba,shangyishidechouhen,wohuizaizheiyishilianbendaixidoubaohuilai。

wufenzhonghou,liyaotingkaikoule,dandanshuodao:“linchen,nikezhidao,woweihehuidayingrangnidengmen?”

linchentingle,dandanyixiao:“diyi,woshishannanzhengfadaxuedegaocaisheng,benshuolianduzhiyonglesinian,tiqiansannianbiye。”

“dier,wojiashinongcunde,beijingqingbai。”

“disan,woyimibaliudeshengao,daxuejiushitiyujianjiang,haixueguosanda,shentihao。”

“disi,zheiyicigongwuyuankaoshi,wodebishichengjihemianshichengjidoushiquanshengdiyi。”

liyoujuantingle,dengshijiuyousuobumandikaikoule:“chen,nizheixieyoudianbingbusuanshenme,yaozhidaodangchuzhuiwoderenpaizhezhangdui,doububinicha,shenzhibinihaiyouxiu!”

“keweishenmepianpianxuanzhongni?jiushiyinweinilaoshihanhou,weirenxindishanliang。”

linchendandanyixiao,zheijiushisuoweidelaoshirenba?

liyaotingyedandanyixiao:“xiaohuozi,yinideshuoshixuelihekaogongdiyidechengji,zhiyaowoshaoweiyunzuoyixia,nikeyizhijieliuzaishengweidekeshi,qibujiushifuchujikeyuan。”

“dengduanlianliangnian,jiukeyidaoxianliguazhifushuji,lilianliangnian,yihoujiuhuipingbuqingyunle。”

“hehe,youxieren,suiranyouxueli,younengli,danzhiyaobeidafadaojiceng,jiusuanganyibeizi,kenenglianzhengkedouzhuanbule,gengbieshuofuchule。”

“suoyia,nizhaolewomenjiaxiaojuan,jueduishizufenmaoqingyan。”

liyoujuanxixiyixiao:“bazheihuashuodemeicuo,linchenjiazufenjueduimaoqingyanle,buranzenmehuidedaowodefangxinni,xixi!”

wenyan,linchenxinzhonglengxiao,zheijiukaishipuazijile?

congjianmiandediyikekaishi,jiudasuanbazijipeiyangchenggongjuren!

kanzheliyoujuanrenchuwuhaideqingchunliandan,linchenzhijuedeexin。

ruofeishishawodeneigerenxiangrangwodanggemingbaigui,zaiwolinsiqianjiangshiqingdezhenxianghepantuochu,kongpawoshangyishijiushiyigehutuguile。

zheiyishi,linchenzhongshengzhihou,duineigerendehuahaishiyouyidingdehuaiyide,biananzhongdiaochaliyoujuan。

guoran,liyoujuantongshigensangenanrenbaochineizhongguanxi,queyouzaitagenqiangewaiguaiqiao。

liyaotingwangzhenver,weiweiyixiao:“xiaojuan,yihouyaohelinchenhaohaoxiangchu,qianwanbunengyinweitachushenpinhan,jiuqiaobuqirenjia,tabudongdedifang,niyaoduoduozhaogu。”

liyoujuanhenghengyixiao:“ba,ninzheidanxinjiuduoyule,wokeshinindenver,yidingnengbalinchen**deyouguiyouju。”

liyaotingjiangerlangtuifangxialai,jiangyantouenmie,zhanqishenlai:“xing,neiwojiufangxinle,shijianbuzaole,gaichifanle。”

“linchena,jintianjiubuliunile,niayimaidecaishao,dengxiacizairangnichangchangniayideshouyi。”

rongfenglianmianwubiaoqingshuodao:“shialinchen,nizijizhaodifangchidianba,ayijiubusongnile。”

“xiaojuana,nixianbiezou,mamatedizuolenizuixihuanchidehongshaorou!”

wenyan,liyoujuangaoxingdetiaoleqilai,lianshangdexiaorongruhuaerbancanlan。

好耶!

suihou,takanxianglinchen,muguangshunjianbingleng:“linchennimeitingdaowobamadehuama?zijixianzouba,mingtianwozailianxini!”

林辰笑了。

zheijiushizijishangbeiziningyuanpaoqizunyan,yeyaodedaodeaiqing?

zilixingjian,touluchuduizijidemieshi。

naizhiduidicengrendebishi。

可笑。

可悲!

“libuzhang,woxiangnimenwuhuile。”

“wojinwanlaizheilidemudeni,bushiyaojixugennimendebaobeinvertanlianai,ershiyaozhengzhongtongzhinimenyisheng,biezairangtachanzhewole。”

cihuayichu,liyaotingsanrendengshiliansedabian。

目瞪口呆!

tamenwanwanxiangbudao,linchenhuituranshuochuzheixiehua。

“linchen,nishenmeyisi?”

liyaotingheizhelianwendao,bunuziwei。

tangtangshengweizuzhibufubuzhangdenvera,jingranbeirenshangmenrucixiuruyitong,zheishiruoshichuanchuqu,liyoujuanyihoubiezaitaitouzuorenle。

林辰又转首看了李有娟一眼,眼神中尽是鄙夷之色,淡淡说道:“你什么德行,和多少男人保持性关系,想必你父母比我更清楚。”

“fangxin,neixiepolanshi,womeixingqugaosubieren。”

“danshi,youyigeqianti,yihoubuyaozaichanwo,gengbuyaozhaorewo。”

shuoba,linchenzhuanshenxiangmenkouzouqu。

liyoujuanyouxiuyounu,zaiyebufugangcaideqingchunkeaimengtai,nuhouyisheng:“linchen,nige**shibushifengle,zhibuzhidaozijizaishuoshenme?”

linchenyibianzou,yibianlenglengshuodao:“zheilishiyou**,erqiebuzhiyige,quebushiwo。”

liyaotinglianseyinchen,wangzhelinchendebeiyinglenglengshuodao:“xinglinde,ruguorangwotingdaobanjunifeibangwonverdehua,nidehoubanbeizijiudengzhezaijianyuliduguoba。”

“lingwai,bieyiwei,nidebishichengjihemianshichengjidoushidiyi,jiuchibangyingle。”

“heng,guanchanglideshuishenzheni,laoziyouyiqianzhongfazishoushini。”

“yongbuleduojiu,nijiuhuixiangyitiaogouyiyang,guizaiwomenyijiasankoudegenqian,qiqiuwomendeyuanliang。”

zheishi,liyoujuanturanxiangshibeicaileweibadetuzi,dourantiaoleqilai。

zhijianliyoujuanyiliandezhengning,yaozheya:“ba,jiusuantaguishangsantiansanye,woyebuhuiyuanliangta,yongyuanbuhuiyuanliang。”

“woyaorangtayongyuandangyitiaogou,yibeizizhinengguoneizhongshengburusiderizi,woyaorangtaweijintiandeshiqinghouhuiyibeizi。”

rongfengliangengshinushengpaoxiaozhe:“haiyoutadejiaren,rangtamenyiqishengburusi。”

zheishi,linchentinglexialai,zhuanguoshen,sisidingzherongfenglian,yiziyijudao:“youshenmenengnai,chongwolai。”

“ruonimengandongwodejiaren,wobujieyirangnimenyijiagenzhepeizang,ruguonimenxiangfuxianggouledehua。”

shuoba,linchenzaiyebulihuiliyaotingyijiasankouneiyoujingyounudemuguang,dakaimen,“peng”yishengyouguanshang,yangzhangerqu。