“meinv，wozheiduanxiushijiujiujiuzaipinxiximaide，zuowanshangniyetaimengle，doujisipole，zanliangchepingle。”
jifengyiliantanliandekanzhechuangtoudejueseyouwu，xinlimeizizide。
xiayimiao，luozhiyuanyishuangmeimousisidedengzhejifeng。
meixiangdaozheigejiahuojuranzheime**？jiangzijidangcheng……**le？
tuiyiwanbujiang，tazuowanshangxiangtouniuyiyang，zhishaozhandoulewuciba？
taneiyijianduanxiuzenmekandouxiangshijikuaiqiandeditanhuo。
自己有那么廉价吗？
zheijiahuo，tai**le，xiangbaipiaojiubaipiao，zhaozheimebiejiaodeliyou。
“liumang，wangbadan，wonongsini！”luozhiyuanyizhangjuemeidelian，lengbingbingdedengzhejifeng，yaoyaqiechi：“nikezhidaowoshishei？”
啥意思？
zuowanshangbushinizhudongdema？
zaxianzaitiqikuziburenrenni？
“meinvnihaizhenbieshuo，zuotianwanshangnilianlianqiuraodeyangzi，wohaizhenburenxinnongsini。”shuozhe，jifengqinghengyisheng，zhijieliuchuqulefangjian。
“niganpao？”jianjifengyaotao，luozhiyuanxiankaibeizijiuyaozhui，danshiganggangxiankai，caifaxianziji**，luozhiyuanzhihaoyouhuidaolechuangshang。
paodaobinguanlouxia，jifengyaotoukuxiao：“zhiyuma？zuotianwanshangneimeenaidelianggeren，xianzaijuranxiangyaowodeming？nvren，zhenshitaikepale。”
zijideshenfen，yihoukebunengzheimewanle。
zuotianwanshangyinweiluozhiyuantaimei，yishibuguhouguo，zhijiefancuo。
ruoshirangjiweidezhidao，neibudeyibangzidasi，zhijiejiangzijijitichuzuzhi？
jifengyuanbenshixianweishujilianyimindemishu，keqianjitianlianyiminbeishengjiweidedaizoule。
shenweitademishu，jifengduoshaohaishizhidaoyixieneimude。
lianyiminbutancai，danshitanlianmeise。
英雄难过美人关呐！
老连同志糊涂呀！
lianyiminbei**zhihou，jifengkejiubuhaoguole。genzhelianyimindeshihou，kemeishaogenwangfandoulaidouqu。
xianzai，wangfanyiyuechengweixianweishuji，anfengxianxiangdangdangdeyibashou，suoyi，zheiyiduanshijian，jifengkeweishisimianchuge。
jiuzaizuotian，jifengyijingjueding，woxinchangdan，tayijingxiangzuzhishenqingdaoxiangxiaqu，dengdaiheshijihui，zaishahuilai。
yuanliquanlizhongshu，wangfanzongbunenghairangrenganjinshajueba？
zuotianwanshangxiangzhezheixiefanxinshier，yigerenzaijiubahedeyoudianduo，chulaideshihou，yijuwennuandequtizhuangrutadehuaizhong。
“jiuwo---jiuwo---”
“meinv，yaozenmejiuya？”jifengzuijiaoliekaiyigehudu：“wodaoshikanniqixueyujie，xuyaoshutong，zanmenzhaogedifanghaohaoliaoliao，changtanyixiarensheng，zenmeyang？”
luozhiyuanbushuohua，zhishiyigejingerdewangtashenshangceng。
jifengyeshiyigexueqifanggangdenanzi，zaijiashanghelejiu，nalijingshoudezhuyigepiaoliangdenvrenwangshenshangcenga？
zheicenglaicengqu，lianggerenjiucengdaolebinguan。
daolebinguanzhizhong，luozhiyuanbiandeyichangzhudong，lianggerenzaibinguanzhizhongdazhanlejibaihuihe，nanfenshengfu，zuizhonghaishiluozhiyuanlianlianqiurao，jifengcaifangguoleta。
zheiyangdehaoshier，yebuzhiyihouhaihuibuhuiyudaole？
erzheigeshihoudeluozhiyuan，haitangzaichuangshang，kanzhemandideweishengzhi，naohaizhonghuifangzhezuotianwanshangdehuamian，qiaolianyoushiyizhenxiuhong。
“meixiangdao，zheigounanrenzheimeqiang？”luozhiyuanmanlianfuza。
zuotianwanshangruoshimeiyudaojifeng，tayeshizaijienantao。
ruoshibeineibangjiahuodechengle，zhipazijizheigeanfengxiandexianzhang，haimeishangrenjiuyijingchengweiletamendeyijukuileile。
luozhiyuanzhidao，zaiguanchangboyunguijue，eryuwozha。
meigeren，doukenengshibierendeqizi，ermeiyigerenyoudoukeyichengweizhiqizhe。
zhishi，henduoshihou，qichayibu，bianshiwanzhangshenyuan。
meixiangdao，zheixiejiahuojuranneimedadan，ganduitaxiashou？
tadeyishuangfenquanjinjinniezhe。
zuotianwanshangcanyujinlaideren，youyigesuanyige，woluozhiyuanjueduibuhuifangguorenheyige。
嘟嘟嘟---
jiuzaizheigeshihou，luozhiyuandeshoujixiangle。
“luoxianzhang，ninzuotianwanshangdoumeidazhaohujiuzoule？keshirangwomenzaihoumianyidunhaozhaoyo？”dadianhualaide，shixianzuzhibufubuzhangyangxuan，zuotianwanshangdejujiushitazuzhide，zheishiergentatuobuleganxi。
ruguorangnizheibangjiahuozhaodao，neizijizheigexianzhanggujidoubuyongshangrenle。
haihao，zuotianwanshangmeiyongzijideshenfenzhengkaifang，yaoburanyangxuanneixierendongyongjingwuxitongdeliliang，yaozhaozijihaibushiyirufanzhang？
“hehe，yangbuzhang，feidezhaowozuoshenmeya？”luozhiyuanlengbingbingdedao：“shibushimeiyouwo，nimenzuzhideneigejujiujinxingbuxiaqule？”
tingdaoluozhiyuandehua，yangxuandeneixin‘gedeng’yixia，nandaozheiniangmenerfaxianshenmelebucheng？
“luoxianzhang，wangshujibuzai，nixianzaikeshianfengxiandezhuxingu，meiyouni，womenjiuxiangmeiyoulinghunyiyang，nishuozenmejinxingdexiaquma？”yangxuanxiaodao：“duile，luoxianzhang，ninzainaerya？shizuzhibudelingdaohaidengzhesongninshangrenni！”
luozhiyuanyoukanleyiyanmandideweishengzhi，meitouzhouleyixia，dandandedao：“buyong，wozijiguolai。”
erzheibian，jifengyijingdaoxianweishoushidongxi，zhunbeiqianwangnigouxiangqule。
yuewanggoujian，woxinchangdan，zuihouyiyangqudechenggong，wojifengyouyouhebuke？
jifengshoushihaodongximeiduojiu，tadeshoujiyexiangle。
“wei，saozi，zenmele？”jifengmochushouji，kandaoshilianyimindefurenlinqianqian，qingshengwendao。
“jifeng，wojintianqujianlaolianle，tagenwoshuotazaibangongshicesuodechoushuixiangzhizhongliuleyigebijibenheupan。”linqianqianyuqi，shifenjinshen，shuodaozheili，haiteyiyadileshengyin：“tadingzhuwo，rangnijiangdongxixiaohui，ruguoluodaobierendeshouzhong，jianghuiyinfazhenggeanfengxianguanchangdadizhen。”
什么东西这么厉害？
能牵扯整个安丰县？
让整个安丰县地震？
“haode，saozi，woqiahaozaixianweishoushidongxi，womashangquzhaozhaokan。”jifengshuozhe，xunsuchaozhelianyiminzhiqiandebangongshipaoqu。
lianyiminkuataiyihou，wangfanxianhuiqi，yemeiyonglianyimindebangongshi。
xianzaibangongshi，haishikongzhede。
jifenglaidaobangongshidexishoujian，xunsuchaikaichoushuixiang，guoranfaxianleyigebijiben。
huaizhehaoqixin，jifengdakailebijiben。
ganggangfankai，jifengzhenggerenjiudengdaleyanjing。
pengzhebijibendeshuangshou，douzaiweiweizhandou。
zhei，jueduishilianyiminluomadezhenzhengyuanyin！