第6章 满脸的口水味

yanghongzhihaimeishuohua,guominbaozheshou,badaxiongjichuxindegaodu,manliandexingzailehuo:“yangzhurendeyisishishuorangniqushuilijubaodao。

“wogangcaigenliujuzhangdalezhaohu,rangtahaohaoguanzhaoni,liujuzhangmashangjuedingrangniquyangjiaoxiashoushuiku,jingbujingxi,yibuyiwai?gegege!”

shuowan,tadaxiaozhezouchumenkou,yangzhangerqu。

kanzhedairuomujideshendang,yanghongzhijiuxiaozheshuo:“xiaoshen,nishoushiyixiajiuqushuilijubaodaoba。”

dangshendangbaozheyigezhixiangzouchulai,dajiazheiciquebiaoxiandehenreqing,fenfenshangqianlaiguanxin。

“shenmishu,nizheishiyaoquna?”

“wotingshuonibeidiaoqushuilijushizhendema?”

“ai,zhenshirenxingedupia,zheixierenjingranzheimejueqing。”

“shenmishu,bienanguo,shuilijubizheilihaodeduo,zaiyebuyongkantamendeliansele。”

shendangmeiyoujihuishuohua,zhishixiaozhediantou,kuaibuxiangmenkouzouqu。

haoqiaozeyanquanfahong,momodikanzheshendang,yanlishimanmandebushe。

jiuzaicishi,yigenanzidashengshuodao:“shenmishu,tingshuoniyaoqushoushuikule,shouxianzhuheyixia,dengyoushijianwomenqushuikudiaoyu,heniyiqishaokaohejiu,hahaha。”

cirenjiushilipingdongdetangzhi、bangongshifuzhurenlishuiqiu。

shendangshenshendikanledeyiyangyangdelishuiqiuyiyan,kuaibuzoule,beihoulikechuanlaizhongrenfangsidexiaosheng。

laidaotingchechang,shendangxiangzijidechezouqu。

huran,cebianyiliangbenchidechechuangdakai,luchuleguomindenaodai。

“shendang,gongxia,haha。”

shendangeranwendao:“guomin,nihaizaizhei?”

“duia。”guominbeishendangzhihuqiming,haoburongyiyaxiaqudenuhuozaicishengteng:“wojiushitedidengzaizheijinidaoxide。”

shendangkankanzhouweimeiren,jiuzoudaochepangdingzheguomin,huranshentouguoquxiuleliangxia,baguominheleyitiao:“wei,nishigouma,wenshenme?”

shendanglengxiaodao:“wowendaoleyigulingrenexindekoushuiwei!”

“nishuoshenme?”guomindenaojinmeifanyingguolai,yilianmengbi。

shendangshuodao:“woshuo,nidelianshang、bozishanghezuijiaomanshixingchoudekoushuiwei,ng……shiyanghongzhidekoushui,womeicaicuoba,heihei!”

guomindelianshunjianshabai,xuanjibiandetieqing:“wangbadannishuoshenme,youzhongzaishuoyibian!”

shendangkanzhetaxiesidilideyangzi,yaotoutanxi:“nishibushijiulai**zheibianliuda,meicidoushizhaoyanghongzhi。

“wozaojiuzhidaonihetagaodaoyiqile,budebushuoniduiyanghongzhizhenshishenqing,yidazaojiusongshangmenlaijitawan,danzihenfeia!”

shuodaozhei,tameiyouzailihuiguominneichidaoshiyiyangdelianse,zhuanshenbianzoubianyangtouzhangtan:“wenshijianqingweihewu,zhijiaorenbuguxiuchidixiangxu……”

“zhanzhu!”beihouchuanlaiguomindenuhe。

shendangzhuanguoshen,kandaotaqijibaihuaideyangzi,jiuwen:“nishibushihaixiangfouren?”

guominkandaoyourenzouguolai,jiuganjinshuo:“zheilibushishuohuadedifang,womenzhaogedifanghaohaoliaoliao,haoma?”

zheihua,wuyiyuchengrenleshendangshuodeshishishi。

shendangxiaolexiao:“xing,nixianzou,wozaihoumiangenzhe。”

buyihui,shendangkaichegenzheguominlaidaoleyijiabijiaogaodangdexicanting。

jinrubaojian,shendangdianleyihukafei,yinweimeichizaocan,tayoudianleliangfenniupai,haititiedidianleyifenshuiguoshala。

dengfuwuyuanzouhou,guominyaozheyawendao:“nishizenmezhidaode?”

shendangmanlianshenmidishuodao:“nideshiwohaishizhidaotingduode,yuanyuanbuzhiniheyanghongzhizheiyijian,ruguoniburewo,woshibuhuishuochuqude,zongzhiyijuhua,doushinizijizuode,yuanbulewoha。”

zheihuabaguominhehuaile,tuokouwendao:“nihaizhidaoshenme?”

shendangxiaolexiao,banaodaicouguoquxiaoshengshuo:“wotingshuoniyiqianbaoyangguoyigexiaobailian,yinweitaixiangxinta,beitapianzoulewubaiwan,banigaodehuitoutulian,budanbeitawanhaibeipianzouyidabiqian,shibushiyouzheihuishi,heihei。”

guominliansedabian,nuchi:“hushuobadao,niganzaoyaosunhaiwodemingyu,womashangranglijuzhanglaizhuani!”

shendangmianbugaise:“zheigexiaobailianjiaodingsong,zaifuronghuisuozuoyazi,niyikandaotajiubeitamizhule。”

guominmanliantonghong,zhanqilaiyibazhangshanguoqu,quebeishendangyibazhuazhushouwan!

“guomin,shaoanwuzao,wojinikangeshipin。”

shuowan,tanachushoujidianlejixia,ranhoujiangshoujifangdaoguomindemianqian。

zheigeshipintai**le,zhijianquanshen**deguominzuozaishafashang,yigetongyangguangzheshenzidexiaohuozi,zhengguizaidishangsihou,guominmanlianxiangshou,zhangkaizuibadashengjianjiao,huamianxiangyanzhiji!

guominkanqingchushizijihou,hedelianmangqiangshouji,quebeishendangxianrenyibunazou。

guandiaoshipin,shendanghuaixiaozheshuo:“zenmeyangminjie,shibushihaixiangdilai,heihei。”

guominshenziyihuang,jimangfuzhuzhuozi,henjiannandizhongxinzuoxialai。

zheishihou,fuwuyuansongcanlaile。

guominyongshuangshouwuzhulian,fengmandeshenziweiweizhandou,genbentingbuxialai。

shendangyebushuohua,dakuaiduoyi,guominquewanquanmeiyouleweikou。

“minjie,kanlainishibuxiangchile,yaobu,nizheifenniupaijiwochiba?”

guominmeihaoqidituiguoqu,shendangxiaozheshuoleshengxiexie,daochabingyong,buxiaopiankeyoubeitaxiaomieganjing。

“zheilideniupaizhenbucuo,dengniyouweikou,xiaciwozaiqingni,heihei。”

guominyaozheyaxiaoshengwendao:“nijiujingxiangzenmeyang?”

shendangshuodao:“wodetiaojianhenjiandan,nalidoubuxiangqu,jiuxiangliuzaibangongshi。”

guominhanzhelianshuo:“zheigewokeyibangni,danshinidebashipinshanle。”

shendangxiaodao:“fangxinba,dengshiqingguoqu,woyidinghuishande。duile,zheijianshinizuihaobuyaorangyanghongzhizhidao,yaoburannihuisidegengkuai!”

shuozhe,jiangshuiguoshalabandaozijimianqian:“zheimehaodeshuiguoshalakebunenglangfeile。”

guomindeliansejiugengnankanle,tanaqishoujishuo:“wojiyanghongzhidagedianhua。”

naniezhuleguomin,shendangjiubupabeidiaozoule。

gandiaoliangfenniupaiwaijiayipanshuiguoshala,shendanggandaoyouxiecheng。

jiuzaiguominqumaidandeshihou,shendangjiujiedaoleyanghongzhidedianhua。

“shenzhuren,buhaoyisi,shuilijunijiubuyongqule,haishihuilaishangbanba。”

“e?”shendangjiazhuangbuzhi:“weishenme?”